Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 320
Something unexpected happened to all the audience.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were supposed to take the stage together with their apprentices, but unexpectedly Guo Degang and Yu Qian came on stage alone surrounded by Xiao Yueyue, looking at the posture of adjusting the microphone, it seemed that they were about to say something.

"Teacher Guo, I love you!!!"

"Teacher Yu, I love you!!!"

Seeing that the two old brothers were coming for a segment, the audience applauded and looked forward to it, and the enthusiasm surpassed all the actors in front of them.

"Thank you!"

Guo Degang smiled and said: "Look at Zhang Jiunan saying that cross talk is very tiring."

"It can be seen." Yu Qian praised.

"Did you enjoy watching?"

"happy!"

The audience in the audience responded in unison.

Guo Degang curled his lips, and said with a look of disgust: "You guys haven't seen anything in the world!"

"Hahaha~~"

After making a small joke, Guo Degang cupped his hands and thanked: "Thank you for your support. Talking about cross talk is the easiest thing in the world, but it's not easy to get it right."

"Correct."

Guo Degang turned his head to look at his old partner, and said with sincerity: "I am thanks to Brother Qian's help."

"You are too polite and flattering me too much." Yu Qian waved his hand with a smile.

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "It's a joke."

"Co-authoring was a joke just now!" Seriously, Yu Qian's nose was crooked after hearing this.

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"No."

Guo Degang shook his head, and recalled: "Thank you Teacher Yu for helping me. We have known each other for more than [-] years now."

"More than 20 years." Yu Qian corrected.

Guo Degang nodded: "We have known each other since the 90s, when they acted in sketches and TV dramas."

"The work is more complicated." Yu Qian praised.

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up and praised: "That will make Teacher Yu so popular."

"Not to mention." Yu Qian chuckled.

"Later, we two brothers worked together, and in the blink of an eye we are now in our fifties." Guo Degang said with emotion.

Yu Qian nodded: "52."

Guo Degang sighed: "It's really touching. Teacher Yu and Teacher Yu's family have helped me a lot in those years."

"Hahaha~~"

The help was so great that the audience couldn't help laughing out loud after hearing it.

Yu Qian waved his hand and corrected: "It's mainly family members."

"Hahaha~~"

The praise was so good, it directly added a lot of color to this sentence. The audience in the audience laughed up and down after hearing it, and gave warm applause one after another.

Guo Degang explained with a smile: "Because there is no way, if you say that others are inappropriate on stage, it is all false, and it is just a matter of fun."

"Correct."

"But let's say it from the bottom of our hearts, thanks to Brother Qian!"

"polite."

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "Really, he is older than me, has more experience than me, and knows more than me."

"What's wrong with you today? This is, you've been praising me." Yu Qian felt a little ashamed after being praised.

"I don't need to talk about cross talk. You all have seen it. In addition, they have also made achievements in singing."

"Come one, come one!"

As soon as Guo De finished boasting, the audience booed one after another, wanting to hear a song from Teacher Yu.

Due to time constraints, Guo Degang waved his hand and refused: "Don't let Teacher Yu sing, Teacher Yu sings too well, the song he sang is not the saliva song you imagined, just listen to it casually, no, he sang it The songs have a lot of identity, and they are very skillful."

"They're all old songs." Yu Qian was pleased.

Guo Degang praised: "That depends on ability, what kind of rock songs are you singing?"

"I still like it." Yu Qian nodded.

"Come one, come one!"

The audience in the audience was eager to listen to the song and booed again.

Guo Degang waved his hand and refused: "Don't embarrass the teacher, I have seen it before. We had a big party before, and Teacher Yu wore a leather jacket and a pair of trousers. What is it called...just the thing that wraps the legs and wears a pair of big sunglasses, ouch, That style!"

"Yes."

"Standing on the stage, the lights flickered, and I felt my heart surge." Guo Degang said with a flash of light in his eyes.

"That's incitement." Yu Qian praised.

"One needs to have hobbies and interests."

"It's a hobby."

Guo Degang nodded: "You include his acting, film and television dramas! We all know that Guo Degang has made a lot of contributions to film and television dramas!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience couldn't help laughing at the mention of his bad film label.

"You have also filmed a lot of scenes?" Yu Qian asked with a smile.

Guo Degang sighed and explained: "Don't worry, I can control the whole work of cross talk, and I can control the direction of this Peking opera from the beginning to the end."

"Correct."

"Look, I'm a storyteller. I can control the story. They ask me for help in movies and TV shows. I went there. I just say what people ask me to say. I can't control the whole story. It's the work of the director!"

"Correct."

"I can't convince myself, so I won't be a good film and television actor, but this is what Mr. Yu did very well." Guo Degang changed the subject and looked at his old partner.

"No." Yu Qian waved his hand, very modestly.

Guo Degang joked with a smile: "Once he joins the group, anyone can convince him."

"Hahaha~~"

"What's the use of convincing me!" Yu Qian was speechless.

"He's really invested in it."

"That's to enter the plot!"

"I've even won Best Actor in a movie, it's not for us, is it?" Guo Degang asked.

"There was such a time." When mentioning the glorious history, Yu Qian's face was full of joy.

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up and praised: "Look, the prize that Mr. Yu won has a very high gold content, it's called the Golden Chrysanthemum Award!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Golden Chrysanthemum Award?" Yu Qian's nose was crooked.

Guo Degang said disapprovingly: "Gold is worth money, do you know that?"

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian waved his hand and corrected: "I've never heard of it! It's called the Golden Lotus Award!"

Guo Degang hastily changed his words: "Oh, the Golden Lotus Award, this award is a recognition, if I can be like you, I will be so happy!"

Yu Qian waved his hand: "People are different, don't compare this."

Guo Degang gave another thumbs up: "In terms of professionalism, this is what he does!"

"You're welcome."

"Character is better than profession!"

"You really flatter me!"

Guo Degang said with emotion: "For so many years, have our brothers ever quarreled and quarreled? Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you this, I have never blushed!"

"That's right!" Yu Qian nodded.

"It's all because Brother Qian let me go."

"No, the key is that the ideas are the same."

Guo Degang took the hand of his old partner: "Brother, you are so welcome, I say this from the bottom of my heart, I really have to thank you very much, even sometimes the two of them quarreled because of writing something, I said this Say, he said that, it's normal."

"It's okay to compete." Yu Qian waved his hand, not caring.

"It's inevitable that sometimes I have a bad temper. Do you look at Guo Qilin like that? It's the father who looks at his own son...it's inevitable!" Guo Degang frowned and stared at Yu Qian, pointing with his fingers, as if to scold his son .

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Is it inevitable?" Yu Qian said angrily.

Guo Degang explained: "Sometimes it's not just what you say, but it's just that you can't get over it in your heart."

"You have been training for a long time at that moment!" Yu Qian stared.

Guo Degang shook his head, very entangled: "I got angry and left after I finished the matter. In fact, I felt awkward in my heart. It is inappropriate to be like this with Senior Brother. I want to apologize to Brother Qian."

"Hurry up!" Yu Qian urged, hugging his shoulders.

Guo Degang waved his hand and said, "Often people come before I go."

"Why am I here?" Yu Qian asked puzzled.

The corners of Guo Degang's mouth rose slightly: "Apologize to me!"

After hearing this, Yu Qian's nose became distorted, and he couldn't help complaining: "Why am I so cheap, I've been a son for a long time, and I'm going to ask you to apologize."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down and gave warm applause one after another.

Guo Degang explained with a smile: "He thinks more thoughtfully than I do."

"What do I think?" Yu Qian pouted and asked.

Guo Degang imitated: "He sat in the room and thought, Guo Degang and I got angry, scolding me is worse than scolding Guo Qilin, he will definitely not treat me as the real Guo Qilin!"

"Hahaha~~"

"How fresh am I, am I crazy?" Yu Qian said angrily.

Guo Degang patted his chest: "But I am an older brother, the two brothers can't be tied to death, I want to find Guo Degang to take the blame!"

"I really paid for it." Yu Qian curled his lips.

Guo Degang explained: "Pleading guilty is a noun. In the Warring States period in history, there was an old general in the State of Zhao named Lian Po!"

"Yes."

"There is a minister named Lin Xiangru in the court. Lin Xiangru has done a lot of great things for the glory of the country. He was named Shangqing. Shangqing is even bigger than the old general!"

"Oh, taller than him."

"The old general was feeling awkward, so he looked for faults everywhere. Someone asked Lin Xiangru, the old general is so awkward with you, and you dare not speak. Are you afraid of him? Lin Xiangru said, I am not afraid of the old general, I am afraid What’s more, if other countries find out about the discord between the general and the prime minister, they will take advantage of it, which is not good for the country.”

"What a style!" Yu Qian gave a thumbs up.

"After saying this, the old general couldn't bear it. I was wrong. I'm going to take the blame."

"What is this pleading guilty to?" Yu Qian praised.

Guo Degang explained in detail: "Take off your shirt, with thorns on your back!"

"Oh!"

"Vitex is a kind of plant, very thin. Have you seen the basket weaving thing? It is Vitex, which grows two meters and can be up to eight meters long. The leaves have fragrance and can be used as essential oil! Its root is It can be used as medicine to cool down and relieve fire!"

"Such a great effect!"

"But if you think about it, if it hits your body, it will hurt so much!" Guo Degang grinned.

"Hit it?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, the old general went to apologize to others with the thorns on his back. I was wrong. This is the general and the country's prosperity!"

"That's it."

"Teacher Yu wants to learn from the ancients, just take off his clothes!" Guo Degang gestured to take off his clothes, and after taking off his clothes, he gestured to take off his pants.

The audience in the audience was amused by this funny picture.

Yu Qian's nose was crooked, and he stretched out his hand to stop him: "I even took off my pants? Did I carry Vitex on my back? Did I go with Vitex?"

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hands: "No, you are wearing a pair of underpants!"

"Good guy."

Guo Degang went on to say: "Teacher Yu is shirtless, wearing a pair of underpants, and wearing slippers under his feet to find Vitex."

"Hahaha~~"

"I took off the thorn before I got it? It's too early!" Yu Qian said in surprise.

Guo Degang said nonchalantly, "Take it off first, then look for the thorns!"

"This is piety!" Yu Qian said helplessly.

Guo Degang hugged his shoulders, tremblingly said: "Everyone, you guys in Shencheng don't know how cold it is in Beijing in December, the little north wind is whizzing!"

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the audience, the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

"Should I go out in winter to find Vitex?" Yu Qian was speechless.

Guo Degang nodded: "Look all over the street, drive everywhere, no matter where you get off and ask fellow villagers, how can there be wattle?"

"Am I looking for Vitex? I'm walking around the world in a pair of underpants. I'm going to an exhibition!" Yu Qian said angrily.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing at Teacher Yu's angry look.

After the laughter.

Guo Degang went on to say: "When I went to a village, the villagers said, this is not the time for you to come. The vitex has already been weaved into baskets, but we also have other plants here."

"What else?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

Guo Degang picked up the folding fan on the desk, and explained in detail: "There is pepperwood! The pepperwood is a good thing, thicker than thorns, and it is full of thorns!"

"Shooting people is worse than thorns!" Yu Qian curled his lips.

"The vitex is about the thickness of a little finger, and the pepper tree is about the same as my fan. Good guy, it's like a mace, with bumps and bumps. You came to me with this pepper tree!"

"Oh."

Guo Degang recalled: "That day, my second son, Guo Fenyang, was disobedient and insisted on going to the playground, so I took him there, and that day happened to be Sunday, and the playground was crowded with people."

"I went to play there for the rest." Yu Qian praised.

"There are more than [-] adults and children, and we are all waiting and playing with them. Teacher Yu is calling over there."

"I went to the playground." Yu Qian pouted.

"They're all human, everyone looks back, huh!" Guo Degang was surprised.

"Think about it, a big man wears a pair of pants and still takes a piece of pepper wood!" Yu Qian pouted and explained to the audience.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"It's coming from outside, we're all stupid—Senior brother, what's wrong with you? Teacher Yu called the people in the playground first—stop talking, be quiet! My name is Yu Qian!" Guo Degang clapped his hands to attract attention. Said.

"Hahaha~~"

"I'm introducing myself!" Yu Qian curled his lips.

"I'm here to ask Mr. Guo to apologize, brother, I blame my brother, you can hit and scold, come and see!"

"What's wrong?" Yu Qian looked at his partner curiously.

Guo Degang stretched out his hand to his buttocks, and then pulled it out suddenly: "Teacher Yu stretched out his hand, puff! He took out this prickly ash tree!"

"Hahaha~~"

The picture was so funny that the audience laughed and gave warm applause.

……

(End of this chapter)