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Chapter 321 Pointing at Sang and scolding Huai Guo Degang

After the laughter.

Yu Qian ran away, stretched out his hand and interrupted: "Wait a while, I'm wearing a pair of pants, where did I get this prickly ash tree?"

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang clapped his hands and asked with a smile, "Did you notice that I clapped my hands just now?"

Yu Qian nodded, not understanding what he meant: "Pay attention, what's the matter with clapping?"

Guo Degang was amused: "It means that you don't have this prickly ash tree in your hand!"

"Nonsense! I'm doing magic tricks, and I'm clapping my hands everywhere!" Yu Qian said angrily.

Guo Degang explained: "First, to describe the cold weather in the capital in the winter and twelfth lunar months, second, there are too many people in the playground, and third, we must explain this, lest the audience think you are holding it in your hand, do you know? "

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Where is it?" Yu Qian asked impatiently.

Guo Degang turned his back and demonstrated again: "Just hit the back, poof!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Take out a piece of pepper wood?" Yu Qian asked, blowing his beard and staring.

Guo Degang patted his butt, and explained with a smile: "The pepper wood is pinned to the pants! Do you think there is a pocket on the pants?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"It's so fresh, someone sewed a pocket in their pants!" Yu Qian shook his head and said in a bad mood.

Guo Degang imitated Teacher Yu, held up the folding fan with both hands, and said sincerely: "Brother, please teach me a lesson!"

Yu Qian patted his ass and sneered: "I've already taught myself a lesson!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down and gave warm applause one after another.

Guo Degang looked at the audience, shook his hands and said: "Everyone, are you moved?"

"Then how dare I move! How painful!" Yu Qian grinned.

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening to it, and the successive burdens directly filled the atmosphere of the performance.

After the laughter.

Guo Degang concluded: "That's why I, Guo Degang, am what I am today with such a senior brother!"

Yu Qian waved his hand: "It's all mutual."

Guo Degang changed the subject and said, "But I want to give you a small suggestion!"

Yu Qian nodded, with a very sincere attitude: "If you have any opinions, just ask."

Guo Degang wondered: "It's just that we brothers are good, but you can't be lazy."

"Where am I being lazy?" Yu Qian asked puzzled.

Guo Degang gave an example: "Look, because I have many apprentices, but Mr. Yu has few apprentices."

"Yes, that's all I have." Yu Qian nodded.

"Guo Qilin, Feng Zhaoyang, there are three or four, four or five."

"Yes."

Guo Degang confided his heart, and said: "Sometimes I always hope that my apprentices will come to you, and you will tell the children."

"I'm not conservative! You can let the children find me." Yu Qian replied generously.

Guo Degang was very happy after hearing this: "Yes, so, even if the children say that you are wrong, you can beat and scold them."

Yu Qian nodded: "That's just like my own child!"

Guo Degang picked up the fan again, and scolded: "If he is disobedient, make him kneel there, and take out your prickly ash tree..."

Yu Qian curled his lips, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "You wait for a while, the process of taking it is exciting enough, just talk about the child!"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Guo Degang seriously entrusted: "If he is disobedient, you can beat him, don't worry about me!"

Yu Qian waved his hand: "The children are very obedient, so you don't need to do anything."

"Indeed, the children will be fine if they are trained by you!"

"Of course, if you want to say that, then I really take care of the children."

Guo Degang nodded: "Including your acting experience, you sing and dance, you tell them, I can't tell! If you want to rap, I can teach him. When people say that you are good at rock, singing and dancing, film and television dramas, I can't tell you. Tell them about film and television drama performances, he won't listen to me, he will despise me!"

"Hahaha~~"

"bad movie!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Yu Qian nodded and promised: "Don't worry, I have some experience anyway, I will teach the children."

"Is it true?" Guo Degang asked worriedly.

"Of course I'm real!" Yu Qian said firmly.

Guo Degang pointed to the backstage and said, "I think you should tell these children today."

Yu Qian nodded: "Today, these children are our mainstay."

"Qin Xiaoxian, old Qin!"

"This is the last one!"

"Come on, stand here, good!"

Guo Degang called his apprentice Qin Xiaoxian between the two of them:

"The opportunity has come today, son, your uncle finally vomited his golden mouth today. Your master is not omnipotent, and I don't understand many things very well. Knowing what you don't know is knowing what you don't know. It's knowing, and it doesn't worry about people's ignorance." , People who don’t know what to suffer from, seek to know.”

"Master, you should ask me directly." Qin Xiaoxian's head was buzzing.

Guo Degang nodded: "Okay, so if there is something you don't understand, you can ask Teacher Yu to teach you. If Teacher Yu says something, you have to tell me that you are the same as me, and what you say is what, you are not allowed to be awkward."

"Okay, Master." Qin Xiao nodded his head.

Guo Degang raised his eyes and thought for a while, then asked: "Hey, it seems that someone is talking to me, saying that you should talk about Qin Xiaoxian, who is always playing disco all day long, is there such a thing?"

"Ah... I admit it." Qin Xiao hesitated.

Guo Degang nodded: "First of all, the young people like to play, Master can accept and understand, but we can't delay the business."

"Yes, yes, yes." Qin Xiaoxian accepted it humbly.

"What do you think, Teacher Yu?" Guo Degang asked with a smile.

"It's true." Yu Qian agreed.

As soon as Guo De finished listening, he suddenly raised his voice, pointed at Qin Xiaoxian's nose and scolded: "You are not professional, you go out to play every day, you sing, why don't you dance, you still sing rock, you can even get a rock association What is this chairman, you count as six!"

Yu Qian's original smiling face disappeared instantly.

"Hahaha~~"

Zhisang scolded Huai for being too funny, and the audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang continued to curse angrily: "Is it? You don't talk well about cross talk. You wear fancy clothes, a big jacket, and sunglasses. If I have pepper wood, I will kill you, you know?"

"To be honest, I don't talk about you, I just want to save face. I don't care how old you are. If it's you, what about Guo Qilin? I'm just like talking about my own son!"

"Hahahahaha~~"

"Goose goose goose~~"

The audience in the audience couldn't stop laughing after listening to it, and the atmosphere of the performance was directly pushed to the climax.

Yu Qian couldn't take it anymore, he pulled Qin Xiaoxian who was standing in the middle aside, and angrily stood over by himself.

"Master, what about me, sir!" Qin Xiaoxian stopped with a snickering smile.

Yu Qian waved his hand and said with a serious face: "No, I heard it, it's about me!"

"Master, don't take it to heart, you are talking about me." Qin Xiao smiled while persuading him.

"What's the situation?" Yu Qian asked, looking at his old partner.

Guo Degang pointed at Qin Xiaoxian and sighed: "The child is disobedient."

"The child is disobedient, but I am quite obedient!" Yu Qian looked aggrieved.

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang frowned and shook his hands and said: "I don't work hard when I touch a child, I can't stand it from the bottom of my heart!"

"You mean him? Why do I hear everything about me?" Yu Qian blew his beard and stared.

"Master, please scold me again!" Qin Xiao fanned the flames while idle.

"go with!"

Yu Qian pushed Qin Xiaoxian aside, turned to look at his old partner: "Don't keep talking like that!"

"It's over."

Guo Degang smiled and persuaded his apprentice: "In addition, your uncle said that you are doing everything for your own good, do you understand every sentence in your heart?"

"Understood." Qin Xiao smiled and nodded.

"Go to rest!"

"okay."

After Guo Degang asked his apprentice to step down, he looked at his old partner and said sincerely, "Thank you, Mr. Yu, for teaching the child this way. You are not conservative, not conservative at all."

Yu Qian snorted coldly: "In the process of talking about children, it is also a kind of improvement for me."

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

This performance can well reflect Yu Qian's ability to cheer up, sublimating his partner's words in one sentence, full of laughter.

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up and praised: "Really, to be honest, why do I say that I like to cooperate with Teacher Yu? This is what everyone loves! Isn't it?"

"Yes." Yu Qian was not modest either.

"Qu Xiaoyun!"

"The opportunity has come!"

Guo Degang called his apprentice to the center again.

"Listen to your master." Yu Qian praised.

Guo Degang looked at his apprentice with a smile, and asked: "I have been friends with Teacher Yu for decades, how is the master treating you?"

"it is good!"

Qu Xiaoyun answered very crisply, and Yu Qian was very satisfied.

Guo Degang nodded: "I still like Qu Xiaoyun very much, do you know that we are in the finals today?"

"know."

"We still have a special award today, which has the highest gold content, and I hope to give it to you!" Guo Degang said meaningfully.

After listening to the music, Qu Xiaoyun seemed to bite someone.

"Oh, this master has partiality." Yu Qian joked with a smile.

"Don't be proud!"

"No." Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head.

Guo Degang explained: "Because maybe among the participating children this time, Qu Xiaoyun is the audience's favorite."

"You are popular!" Yu Qian praised.

Guo Degang revealed: "Now after the excellent performance of the two episodes of the script, some directors have taken a fancy to you and want to find you to make a movie!"

"Oh, it's not easy." Yu Qian applauded.

Guo Degang patted his apprentice on the shoulder: "Acting well will definitely improve the performance of cross talk."

"It's all interconnected." Yu Qian praised.

Guo Degang suddenly changed his face, pointed at his apprentice's nose and cursed: "But never forget that your roots are in cross talk!"

Yu Qian: "???"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down and gave warm applause one after another.

Guo Degang scolded more and more vigorously: "Acting here all day long, going on that stage, you are crazy! People who majored in film and television acting are still alive, and you say that cross talk is everywhere and filming, are you really good at acting? ?”

Qu Xiaoyun was very cooperative, nodded humbly, and turned to look at Yu Qian: "Master is right!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian's nose was so angry that he pushed him and said, "Why are you turning your head towards me? You're right."

"Is it for you to know? Qu Xiaoyun, I'm talking about you!" Guo Degang patted his apprentice on the shoulder and said.

"Yes, yes." Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile.

"I also criticize Guo Qilin, including Guo Qilin's acting. Guo Qilin also said that Mr. Yu won the Best Actor. I told him that it is useless. You are my son whether you take the Best Actor or not!" Guo Degang scolded straight away.

"Hahaha~~"

This time, the audience couldn't be happier.

"People's hearts can't be like this!" Yu Qian was about to be scolded and cried.

"If I don't treat you like this, I'll take you for it!" Guo Degang was relentless.

"My master is right."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, as if he hadn't listened to it.

Yu Qian stretched out his hand and said, "Wait a minute, I really can't listen anymore, why is it son son?"

Guo Degang pointed at his apprentice, frowned and explained: "I'm afraid he won't learn well!"

"I think you're afraid that I won't learn well?" Yu Qian poked his lips out.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Guo Degang waved his hand, amused: "You don't learn how to have pepper tree, do you?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey!" Yu Qian was speechless.

Guo Degang said sincerely: "So you must tell Xiao Qu about the skills you perform in film and television."

Yu Qian nodded: "I'll tell him to go home, so we won't criticize now."

Guo Degang waved to his apprentice: "Okay, let's go home, let's go!"

"Eh!"

"Master is right!"

Qu Xiaoyun added a sentence before returning to the backstage, and the audience laughed and applauded.

After the apprentice returned, Guo Degang complained to his partner: "I am worried about the child, and I am afraid that he will not learn well."

Yu Qian nodded, and said to the general: "Well, don't be so old with the stick in the gun, don't let me tell the child, you don't talk!"

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "It's because I think I talk too much!"

As soon as this was mentioned, Yu Qian became angry: "How fresh, good guy, I can't stand your pointing at Sang Huai?"

"Then say it!"

"Of course I said!"

Guo Degang shook his hands and put on a very embarrassed look: "If you don't say it, I always feel that you are embarrassed to open your mouth!"

Yu Qian shook his head: "No, let me say that we are not conservative, as long as you call the child, I will say it!"

"Zhang Jiunan!"

"Teacher Yu is going to teach you?" Guo Degang called his apprentice again.

"Master, let me tell you!"

Good guy, Zhang Jiunan came out from behind the scenes like a stray dog, ran towards Yu Qian, and backed away after being scared by Yu Qian.

"What are you hiding from?"

Zhang Jiunan stopped and asked incomprehensibly.

Yu Qian said submissively: "I'm afraid you will bite me!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused and applauded one after another.

"Stay there and don't move, I'll tell you about your acting."

After Zhang Jiunan called Yu Qian to stop, he kept talking: "At such an age, if you don't do business well every day, you just play around, smoking and drinking will burn your head, but the key point is that you can't drink any more. Did you act in "Fenhe Bay"?"

"Then who turned the tide?" Guo Degang said triumphantly.

"You!" Zhang Jiunan gave a thumbs up.

Guo Degang was happy: "Hmph!"

All the humble people shivered.

Zhang Jiunan pointed at Yu Qian's nose like he was training his grandson and complained: "Then "Fenhewan" has made his master so tired? If you drink too much and you can't perform "Fenhewan", forget it, you are on stage Scolding, who doesn’t have that emoji in WeChat, whoops, I can’t even tell.”

"I have nothing to say."

After Yu Qian finished speaking, he took a step back and directly bowed to Zhang Jiunan. Such behavior made the happy atmosphere of the scene even hotter.

When Guo Degang saw Yu Qian bowing, he couldn't help but joked, "This means that your uncle wants to apologize to you, you know?"

"Hahaha~~"

Unexpectedly, it will be linked with the previous one, and the audience in the audience can't help laughing as they recall the scene of the previous joke.

"Let's go, don't make the teacher unhappy!!!"

After Guo Degang sent his apprentice Zhang Jiunan away, he leaned over to his old partner: "Teacher Yu, I didn't say anything this time!"

Yu Qian shook his hands, and said helplessly, "Yeah, you didn't say anything, even if you got a dog to come up and bite me, I can't stand it!"

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)