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Chapter 322 Yu Qian competes with fools for favor

I saw my old partner being bullied by a mad dog.

Guo Degang smiled and comforted: "You should criticize him, you have to blame him!"

Yu Qian waved his hand and complained: "I have time to talk, Zhang Jiunan's mouth is like a machine gun, Mr. Guo, you can't do it."

"Why can't I be me?" Guo Degang said disapprovingly.

"What's the matter, just this high-value award, hooking up with the children to scold me?" Yu Qian looked aggrieved, and the curly hair on his head trembled wildly.

Guo Degang smiled and comforted: "Don't be angry, I'll call another one!"

Guo Degang turned around and waved to the backstage: "Xiao Yueyue, come, I persuade you to come, your uncle is not happy."

Xiao Yueyue walked over with a smile, and stood between the old brothers.

Yu Qian confided to Xiao Yueyue full of resentment: "It's not that I don't like it. The three of you here are good guys. The first two scolded me through them, but the latter one didn't talk. This apprentice is so good. He dares to scold me better than him." , What’s the matter? This is it! In the end there is still a big prize, I guess he won’t give it to anyone, he wants it himself.”

Xiao Yueyue turned her head to look at Master, frowned and said, "Who are you using again to scold someone? Why didn't I hear it?"

Yu Qian said with a trembling voice, "Why are you planning to listen to it again?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded, agreeing to say it again.

Xiao Yueyue smiled and waved his hands: "I really didn't hear, who did you scold?"

Guo Degang looked innocent: "I didn't scold anyone, don't you know me about this thing?"

Xiao Yueyue persuaded earnestly: "Master, I have to say a few words to you. We have cooperated with you, Teacher Yu, for almost 20 years, right?"

Guo Degang nodded: "It's been more than 20 years!"

Xiao Yueyue said in a critical tone: "On stage, you talk about this person and that person, and what about my son taking the actor?"

The audience in the audience was overjoyed, and I dared to pretend that I didn't hear it just now.

Guo Degang shook his head, and said firmly: "My son didn't win the best actor, if my son won the best actor, I don't recognize him as my son."

Yu Qian, who was on the side, got his nose crooked after hearing this, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Hey, your master has been talking for a long time, are you sure about this?"

"Hahaha~~"

Xiao Yueyue smiled and waved his hands: "No, I can't listen to it anymore. I think you have worked hard for so many years, right?"

"Say it over there, why are you talking to me?" Yu Qian pushed Xiao Yueyue aside.

Xiao Yueyue persuaded the master: "Teacher Yu has hard work without credit!"

Guo Degang nodded with a smile: "Yes, there is leg hair without chest hair!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Why am I so hairy?" Yu Qian pouted.

Xiao Yueyue gave Yu Qian a thumbs up: "I think our "Deyun Fighting Laughter Society" should give Teacher Yu some kind of award!"

Guo Degang agreed: "Yes, there is a biggest prize!"

"You didn't tell me at all!" Yu Qian said aggrievedly.

Guo Degang said disapprovingly, "You didn't even say you want it!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Do I still need it?" Yu Qian was furious.

Xiao Yueyue stopped: "How about I take it?"

Guo Degang waved his hand and said, "Take it, and I will give you the trophy with the highest gold content in the world!"

"This award is fantastic!"

After a while, Xiao Yueyue came back with a certificate of honor.

Guo Degang took the certificate and scratched his head: "There are no trophies, only certificates of honor, right?"

Seeing that there was a certificate and the clouds scattered, Yu Qian was happy, but he didn't pick it up: "It doesn't matter, it's good to have an honor!"

"Everyone please applaud first!"

"Crash~"

"Papapapa~~"

The audience in the audience cooperated very well and gave warm applause one after another.

"Thank you!" Yu Qian bowed his hands to the audience with a smile.

Guo Degang looked at the certificate in his hand and was very excited: "I am also very excited to present the award to Teacher Yu today!"

Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up: "I feel like my ancestral grave is smoking after receiving this award!"

Yu Qian smiled, looking forward to it.

Guo Degang read out with a smile: "The next thing we want to announce is, congratulations to Mr. Yu Qian for winning the second "De Yun Fighting Laughter Society" award!"

Yu Qian smiled and pushed: "I'll fuck you!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The jokes of the two brothers made a perfect ending to today's performance. The audience liked it very much and gave them warm applause and applause.

The brothers and sisters will also step onto the stage one after another, forming a row behind the master and uncle.

Guo Degang bowed his hands to the audience and thanked the audience: "Thank you, this is very happy, thank you friends for your encouragement and support, the small Deyun Club, the people of all ages, without your support, we would not be able to get to where we are today. "

"There is nothing in the Deyun Society, it is just a small cross talk group, which brings happiness to everyone and makes you happy. We are the happiest thing."

"That's right." Yu Qian nodded in agreement.

"You are all familiar with all the actors. Nothing else. Guo Degang and Yu Qian brought all the actors to represent the Deyun Society and bow to our parents. Thank you for your encouragement."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian led all the actors to bow deeply to the audience, and the audience applauded again.

"Today's cross talk is our final, except for Mr. Yu and I's praise-type work." Guo Degang said this, looking at his old partner with a smirk.

"Hahaha~~"

"Is this the singing type?" Yu Qian curled his lips.

Guo Degang explained to the audience with a smile: "Let me tell you, the show I played with Mr. Yu just now did not have a script. With text."

The more than 20-minute impromptu performance conquered many audiences at the scene, and they all felt that there was still more to say.

"Thank you, everyone. Cross talk is a craft. As long as it knows how to do it, it can do it anyway. If it can't do it at all, of course it can catch up with Teacher Yu's personality, so it is suitable for me. this show."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

After the little joke, Guo Degang pointed to the eight peach-shaped piggy banks on the stage, and explained: "Later, everyone will be accompanied by the director, and there will be a part of casting coins. The coins in your hand will determine the winners of the finals. The ranking order, we have to do something down to business, once again thank all my friends, thank you!"

The audience in the audience went to the stage to vote in an orderly manner.

In a blink of an eye, the voting session is over.

Guo Degang looked at the apprentices behind him and said with emotion: "I always say that time flies by in a blink of an eye, and it should be on us. This season, one episode after another, we have gone up the mountain and down the sea, and acted in movies. Over the pastry, I have gone everywhere.”

"Yes."

"Happy, happy to come to today, very good, I am very happy, including the few players on our bench, who are there?"

"This is it!"

The benches in blue tracksuits cheered.

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "You have a very good mentality. Although it is said that you successfully avoided the steel boy's election, it does not mean that you have no results. I think there is not much difference between being the first and the last. , always have a smile on your face.”

"After discussing with me, the program team spent huge sums of money and asked me to write a fan for each of you, a total of fifteen fans!"

Liu Xiaoting brought over fifteen folding fans.

"It's so precious!" Yu Qian praised.

Guo De just opened one and shouted: "The first one is called Qu Xiaoyun, come on, kid!"

"Master!"

Qu Xiaoyun stepped forward excitedly.

Guo Degang pointed to the characters on the fan and explained: "These two characters are called benevolence and righteousness!"

"Let me explain first, my level of education is limited, benevolence and justice, because you are my disciple of cross talk and storytelling. There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book, especially for those who are in our line of work. , benevolence and righteousness are worth a thousand gold!"

"Whether it's on stage or off stage, whether it's in your cross talk or in your storytelling, I hope you can do these two words and imprint them in your heart, okay?"

"Thank you Master!"

Qu Xiaoyun happily took over the folding fan handwritten by Master's father.

……

"Nine Spirits!"

"Master!"

"Your word is called Breaking Thousands of Miles, Uncle Qian, explain it to the child!" Guo Degang habitually asked his old partner difficult questions.

Yu Qian responded quickly, and explained with a smile: "First of all, you understand the 'broken' and 'waves', right?"

"Hahaha~~"

The brothers laughed together.

Zhang Jiuling was in a mess...

Guo Degang waved his hand with a smile: "Apologize to the child!"

"I hope you ride the wind and waves and continue to work hard!"

"Thank you Master."

……

"Jiuxi!"

Guo Degang took the folding fan and explained: "You are called Heina Baichuan. Jiuxi is a very cute child. He also studies and works hard, and accepts new things more widely. We don't understand many of what he said."

"Hahaha~~"

"Many of his burdens and skills have not yet been invented, so sometimes it is inevitable to be suspected of being a minority. This kid is good everywhere, but I hope to be more broad-minded. Is it okay to be a big kid?"

It is true that Shang Jiuxi is very trendy, and he also added a lot of fresh elements in the jokes, such as rap, Internet buzzwords, etc., many people do not understand many surfing the Internet, Guo Degang said it very well.

"it is good!"

Shang Jiuxi happily took the fan.

"When the sun shines on the sea, you should embrace all rivers and rivers, come on!"

"Thank you Master."

……

"Yang Jiulang!"

Guo Degang showed the folding fan in his hand, and explained: "Yang Jiulang's four words are flowers that are half-bloomed. This flower depends on when it blooms to one side, it seems that it is not fully bloomed, but this is the most beautiful time, and the flowers bloom especially. When it is open, it is not far away from withering, falling leaves, and falling petals. Why do you say that the best season is Xiaoman? That’s what it means. Things in the world don’t necessarily require a moon to be particularly round!”

Guo Degang actually said this point of view many times in the program, including the words "full surplus" hanging in the study room.

"Thank you Master."

……

"Qin Xiaoxian!"

"Your word is Jingxin, because you are young and the most ordinary-looking, so the impetuous society outside will impress you, I hope you can calm down and learn cross talk, don't worry about singing and dancing all day long Going out again..." Guo De just said this, and looked at his old partner with a smirk.

"Hahaha~~"

Seeing the speechless expression of the uncle, the brothers couldn't help laughing.

"I haven't scolded enough, look over there." Yu Qian pushed him with a smile.

"Hahaha, remember? Come on, kid."

"Thank you Master!"

……

"Jiuhua!"

"Jiuhua is fancier!" Yu Qian joked as he looked at the similar characters on the fan.

"no no."

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hands: "Jiuhua, come quickly, the uncle said that you are called fanyouzhiming, that is, you are an eternal lover of cross talk."

"do not!"

He Jiuhua couldn't laugh or cry.

Guo Degang looked at his apprentice and explained: "You are called Le Tianzhiming. Jiuhua actually came to Deyun Club very early, and his mentality is also very good. Until today, the stage is booming, and he is looking for a beautiful girl in the audience." Friends, okay? Come on, let's give classmate He Jiuhua a round of applause!"

"Thank you Master!"

……

"Helunna, come quickly!"

Guo Degang pointed to the characters on the fan, and tested, "The characters for Crane Wheel are Guizhen, let me explain."

"Isn't it true that it's back to basics?" Zhang Helun scratched his head and asked tentatively.

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, I hope it will get better and better, I hope I can stand up and speak human words on the stage, I am optimistic about you, you can be even better!"

"Thank you Master!"

……

"Wang Jiulong!"

Guo Degang showed his fan and explained: "These four characters are called Yundanfengqing. These four words are very suitable for my nephew's state. He is a silly white sugar. His favorite thing to do every day is to slap him. You have big white teeth, you don’t care about anything, as long as you talk about cross talk happily, it’s good, keep your mentality, it’s good for yourself, everyone, and the audience, okay?”

"Okay, thank you Master." Wang Jiulong took the fan and showed his big white teeth again.

……

"A cake, come on, kid!"

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "You are awesome. You are called layers of cakes. As the old saying goes, layers of happiness, layers of cakes, I can see you everywhere I go, which means you are always by my side."

Shaobing's small eyes blinked, very happy: "This is good, I am happier with this, mainly because I am always by your side."

……

"Jiu Nan."

"Stable as Mount Tai, please explain what you mean." Guo Degang handed the fan to the apprentice and tested it.

Zhang Jiunan chuckled: "I hope I'm more stable."

"It's not more stable. Now relying on your good physique, you can just be like that on stage. I don't know if you can still be like this after you are 70 years old. Come on!"

"Thank you Master!"

……

"Big head!"

Guo Degang explained with a smile: "Your word is blooming. Guo Qilin has gone to acting, and everyone said that you are a widow without a husband. I hope you can have a second spring and make more progress in your career!"

"Thank you Master!"

……

"Heyang!"

"They all have four words, you just use one word, this word is pronounced harmoniously, harmony and beauty make money, take it away!"

"Thank you Master."

……

"Where's Jiuliang?"

"Master!"

"Your four characters are winding paths leading to seclusion. I hope you can develop in playing strings in the future."

"Thank you Master!"

……

"Meng He Candy!"

"Come on, son, your name is Longma Chunfeng. This is my wish. I won't let you explain it, because you may not know these words. Read more books, talk about cross talk and act well. I am optimistic about you. You will definitely Very good, because you are very smart!"

"Thank you Master."

……

"My beloved Tuna!"

Guo Degang smiled, and finally called out his most proud disciple.

"Master!"

Luan ran forward with a smile.

Guo Degang showed his fan and explained with love in his eyes: "Ping'er, your four words are high mountains and long rivers, so you don't need to say more, just say it!"

"My beloved apprentice is my right-hand man. Whether it's on stage or off stage, I'm very satisfied. This is also the affection and fate of our men, good boy."

"Thank you."

……

"Master, where's my fan? I'm a favorite!"

Xiao Yueyue was a little anxious when he saw that his brothers had them, but he didn't.

"Your is more senior. Here is a letter of appointment for classmate Xiao Yueyue." Guo Degang took out a big certificate of honor.

Yu Qian snickered.

Xiao Yueyue glanced at Yu Qian, and asked with a bad feeling: "Master, I won't be the same as the uncle, is there any reward?"

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hands: "No, you are dear!"

Yu Qian quit, staring and questioning: "Does that mean I did it?"

"Hahaha~~"

For the effect of the show, Uncle Qian also worked hard to make everyone and the netizens in the live broadcast room very funny.

Guo Degang waved his hands with a smile, and joked: "You are all dear!"

Yu Qian laughed: "Fuck you!"

After the joke.

Guo Degang showed the certificate and announced: "From today on, Xiao Yueyue will be the manager of Gangyi Boy. I hope you will work hard and take good care of your brothers and sisters!"

Xiao Yueyue took it happily: "Okay, I will!"

……

(End of this chapter)