Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 32

Qin Xiaoxian put the big red wig in the bag on his head, flicked the bangs covering his eyes, and said with emotion: "I remember that I was only in junior high school, and although my hair wasn't so exaggerated, it wasn't too bad. "

Speaking of this, a smile appeared on his face: "At that time, all the girls in the class covered their eyes with bangs, and the trendy girls would even perm their hair to make them fluffy, making their heads look very big, like Zhang Helun!"

A fat female staff member in the back row couldn't hold back her joy.

Pouting at Qin Xiaoxian, he put his hands on his face and made a scissors hand gesture.

Qin Xiao laughed and applauded: "Yes, yes, that's the gesture of the girls in the class when they took photos of their heads, and some even covered their mouths with the cuffs of their school uniforms. This sister looks like she came from that era. You are ninety-nine ?”

"In [-]."

"I'm from [-]!"

Qu Xiaoyun listened to the conversation between the two of them, and remembered the past: "Oh! I also added a QQ group called Red Man's House at that time. At that time, I didn't have much pocket money. Later, because I couldn't afford the red diamonds, I didn't have QQ. Xiu, was ruthlessly kicked out of the group by the administrator Leng Shao!"

Qin Xiaoxian patted him on the shoulder: "It's too miserable bro, I won't know you then, why don't I renew your term for five years!"

Rich and powerful, with no humanity!
"Time flies, let alone the QQ show, now even the red diamonds are gone..."

Qin Xiaoxian had an idea and came up with an idea: "Why don't we use disco to attract people first, let's play a short segment three times, passers-by see our acting well, and are attracted by our acting skills, it will be a matter of course if we go to the theater to watch the performance , Xiaoqi and the others took it away by themselves!"

Qu Xiaoyun boasted: "Brother Qin, they all say you are stupid, but you are quite smart!"

When Qin Xiao heard people's compliments, he floated up: "Hey, stupid is a human design! I pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger!"

"..."

As far as the door opening incident was concerned, Qu Xiaoyun was deeply skeptical.

Qin Xiaoxian begged: "Sister, please accompany us to play a part!"

The female staff member thought about it in her heart, but she was too considerate and refused.

Qu Xiaoyun is an old variety show audience. Watching Yan Wang's performance, he knows the essence of reality shows.

"We are not begging you, we are informing you! Otherwise, we will block the lens of the camera!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand to threaten.

In the end she gave in.

Qin Xiao turned around and asked, "Sister, what's your name?"

"Call me Xiaoyi!"

"Okay, your temporary name is Lei Fan!"

"Okay... how to play it?"

"You play a younger sister who is urged to marry by me, and I will play the elder sister who is urged to marry. My brother, you play a male lead who is overthrown by reality and has to give up his feelings. She and I have a wig, and you cut off your long hair to enter the factory. hair, no need for a wig.”

"it is good!"

After explaining some details, the car also drove to the square during the conversation.

Today is not the weekend, and it is not time to get off work. The bustling commercial plaza is sparsely populated at the moment, and the three get out of the car with the speakers.

Qin Xiao found a place with a relatively high flow of people, put on a wig, connected a bluetooth speaker, and chose a particularly hilarious song "walking in the sun".

When he was ready, he turned on the speaker, and the music sounded:
“walking in the sun in and around”

"sun in and around"

As the music sounded, Qin Xiaoxian's body began to shake with the music, and the passers-by who passed by him looked at him strangely, but no one stopped.

"Beep beep beep beep..."

Hearing this, Qin Xiaoxian seemed to be stepping on an electric switch, his whole body was filled with electric current, forcing him to do some unimaginable movements, his body opened and closed, and every cell in his body carried a rhythm.

Netizens in the live broadcast room exploded:
"Old Qin doesn't have social psoriasis!!!"

"What kind of square is this? I'm going to deliver two bags of cement!!!"

"This dance is bound to set off a new trend in nightclubs!!!"

"The family is calling!!!"

A netizen whose ID is Naz Dragneel:
"I'm on fire!!!"

Passers-by were gradually attracted by his bold and unrestrained dancing posture, and stopped to watch, and some even took out their mobile phones to record the video, and smiles appeared on the faces of every crowd.

Seeing this unconsciously covering his face with his hands, Qu Xiaoyun took two steps back. At this moment, Lei Fan grabbed his arm and pulled him over together.

Lei Fan also swayed five flowers and three layers, joined the dance team, and pointed at Qu Xiaoyun while dancing, beckoning him to keep up with the rhythm.

The mobile phone cameras of the onlookers also followed the direction of the fingers and shot at him.

Is there a ground seam...

Forget it, since you have to sell your face outward, you can die in society, fight for the ranking!
Qu Xiaoyun took off his half-sleeves to reveal his fitness vest, raised his hands to show off his muscles, twisted his hips coquettishly, the muscle golden wheel also joined the battlefield, and the three began to dance wildly.

The onlookers gathered more and more.

A happy song ended, and "Funeral of Roses" began to play.

The three of them winked at each other, and they all got emotional.

Qu Xiaoyun took out the props prepared in advance from his trouser pocket, a wrinkled job advertisement, and lowered his head to brew his emotions.

Lei Fan fluffed up the wig a little, walked up to him and snatched the job advertisement, glanced at it, and then fell viciously to the ground.

With red eyes, he stroked Qu Xiaoyun's short hair, and asked in a crying voice:

"Why do you despise yourself like this!"

"What kind of clothes are you wearing? Where's your noble hair?"

Qu Xiaoyun took a sneak peek and saw that she had fully entered the role, and was very impressed in her heart. She is really a master among the people, and she can't lag behind.

Thinking of shaking her shoulders, the fat trembled.

"Laifan, I think it's time for us to wake up, we have to face the reality, you know!" He expressed his deep resentment, but he couldn't change it.

Lei Fan pushed his arm away, approached him, and poured out his love:

"The reality is that I am willing to give up the only pride I have for you, and I am willing to not charge half a card for you! I am willing to say goodbye to QQ Yellow Diamond for you, and I am willing to..."

Qu Xiaoyun pushed her away, but the eldest sister was too heavy, pushing her made him take a step back.

The onlookers burst into laughter, and the emotions that were finally brought in were a bit out of the play.

In order to stop the loss, Qu Xiaoyun roared angrily:
"But I don't want to! I'm just a passerby you forget when you turn around, why should I spend my years with you to the end of the world!"

"Get out of sight, I don't want to see you again!"

After speaking, he walked to the side and whispered affectionately:

"If there is only one honorable status left, I hope that person is you. I'm sorry, Salang..."

Lei Fan also squatted on the ground and cried aggrievedly.

Qin Xiaoxian came out at this time, stroking her head very warmly: "Sister, forget about love!"

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(End of this chapter)