Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 33

"elder sister!"

Lei Fan hugged him aggrievedly, and there was a hint of evil smile on his tear-stained face.

Due to being too involved, the hug was very tight, Qin Xiaoxian coughed and his face turned red.

Qu Xiaoyun on the side gasped as he watched, the three of them were already surrounded by passers-by watching the excitement.

A barrage popped up in the live broadcast room:

"so envious!!!"

"Draw the knife!!!"

"Second Senior Brother, let Senior Senior Brother go!!!"

"I feel sorry for Lao Qin for a second..."

Qin Xiaoxian's voice was distorted when he was strangled, and he patted her on the back:
"You are my only sister, how can I bear to make you cry? I was wrong about the forced marriage. Go home and return to the original beauty..."

"it is good!"

After being released, Qin Xiaoxian panted heavily, thinking that he could not perform again, otherwise it would be easy to explain here. He opened the bag given by the crew, took out a purple flag from the bag, and asked the onlookers with a smile:
"Do you have any friends who like to listen to cross talk?"

The onlookers took over:

"Have!"

"Great, we are actors from Deyun Club. We have a performance tomorrow. If there is an audience who likes to listen to cross talk, please give us a show?"

In the crowd, a sturdy elder brother wearing sunglasses yelled:

"Let's go for a while now, let's see how it goes?"

Qin Xiao smiled and waved his hands: "Brother, it's not convenient for you to come to the theater tomorrow to listen!"

"Come one!"

The big brother wearing sunglasses is endless, booing like a repeater.

Qin Xiaoxian's face was a little uneasy, his smile disappeared, and he was about to get angry.

Seeing this, Qu Xiaoyun smoothed things over: "Brother, if you are willing to listen, you can take a small flag from us and leave tomorrow. With the flag, you can enter the venue to listen for free. It is not appropriate to say that you praise us here. "

The elder brother wearing sunglasses stepped forward: "Why is it inappropriate? Since you have chosen this method to find audiences, you are still doing comedy. There are so many people around, and there may be your fans in the crowd, so let me tell you a few words." Have fun, how good it is to be happy!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room began to spray:
"The atmosphere just now was completely destroyed by him!!!"

"It's really a fishy soup!!!"

"Old Qin's face is quite ugly, will they fight?"

"No, after all, it is a craftsman, and it will pay attention to its image and influence!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't refute, and asked with a smile, "Brother, what do you do?"

"I'm a butcher!" The tone was quite arrogant.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Brother, we have to be virtuous in performing arts. People pay for tickets, and we should share in serving others. If you say something in the street, how can we just say it casually? Are you Butcher, walk down the street and someone asks you to come, so you can come here as you please!"

The onlookers all laughed, the elder brother was speechless after being bullied, he opened his mouth and wanted to bully him back but he didn't respond, it was very embarrassing.

Seeing that he was being laughed at by so many people, Qu Xiaoyun was a little embarrassed to come down. After all, doing variety shows is for fun, and there is no need for this, so he said a few good words to help him regain some face:
"I don't know if you've heard this sentence, chivalry always slaughters dogs, and most of them are scholars!"

"There are not many scholars who carry swords and go out to fight for righteousness and become heroes. They are all holding back scientific examinations to become officials! It must be those who kill pigs and sell meat, sharpen scissors and kitchen knives, and they will come forward if there is anything wrong. , In addition, there has been a saying since ancient times that the so-called chivalrous spirit is more at the bottom of society."

"Tell everyone a story. This story happened in Jincheng."

"Back when the Wanghai Building was burned in Jincheng, countless ordinary people went to burn it together, because the Wanghai Building was a church, and people in the church oppressed the people, arousing public anger, burning the church to others, and beating the priest to death. Foreigners do not I did it, and finally ordered Li Hongzhang to find Jincheng County. This matter must be solved.

Ladies and gentlemen, so many people did it together, there is no way to solve the case.The yamen had no choice, so they went to the common people - we dared to provoke this disaster, but in the end no one dared to come out to cover the debt, we are ashamed!
According to this sentence, sixteen strong men came forward to take the blame. These sixteen people are all ordinary people at the bottom. The government gave each of these sixteen 200 taels of silver.At the final decapitation, these sixteen people were all wearing costumes. The Huang Tianba and Zhao Yun they got from the troupe were all heroic costumes. With the head and the foreigners saying that all the troublemakers were killed, the matter will be settled!

Ladies and gentlemen, are these sixteen people wronged?If there is nothing else, he will take the blame, the injustice is definitely wrong, but from their own point of view, they are not wronged. On the execution ground, they stand upright and become heroes. They sing all the way, and the common people offer wine and food. They feel that they are heroic and righteous, and that their lives are not in vain!This is what is chivalrous in the bones! "

"it is good!!!"

The onlookers applauded.

The bald brother wearing sunglasses took off his sunglasses, walked up to him, sized him up carefully, and patted him on the shoulder: "I remember you, I'll take my whole family to the theater tomorrow! I'll yell at you to lift the cover!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The onlookers were all happy, and the people of Jincheng spoke with joy.

After speaking, the eldest brother walked out of the crowd with a small handful of flags, and the onlookers also lined up to hold small flags, but there were not enough small flags.

The barrage in the live broadcast room praised:
"Wow, this little brother is so adaptable!!!"

"Not only solved the problem with a few words, but also helped that bald brother get back some face!!!"

"I decided to be a fan of this little brother. I don't know if there is an online voting for theater performances. If so, I must vote for him!!!"

"I have good looks, a figure, and talent, I love it!!!"

Even the camera crew admired it.

"Brother, as expected of a stand-alone speaker, you can speak like this!"

Qin Xiaoxian returned to the commercial vehicle with his arm around Qu Xiaoyun's shoulders.

The driver drove the car back to Qingwangfu Hotel, ready for the next task, looking for Liangzi—a summary of the joke.

Qingwangfu Hotel is very special. They are all bungalows with yards. They have to search for clues in the four rooms. After finding the clues, they can guess the corresponding jokes. They are the fastest to find fans, and they are also the first to arrive at the new mission location. Yes, there is an opportunity to search all rooms.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian entered the first room, and they worked separately to find clues in the room.

In the first room, the room was neatly arranged, and there was a sign hanging on it——Jiangshan's elders can tolerate me, and don't let the world make illegal money.

The living room is very ordinary, with a sofa and a coffee table, without any special decoration. On the table is a box of broad beans, which is probably the product of the sponsor.

Qin Xiaoxian probably got hungry from dancing. After entering the room, he became interested in broad beans and stuffed them into his mouth one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun reminded:

"Brother Qin, time is tight and the task is heavy. If we see something, we will take it away, so as to save them from coming to grab it!"

"This broad bean is good!"

"Take it!"

"That word is not bad!"

"Take it!"

"The camera sister is good!"

"Carry it away!!!"

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(End of this chapter)