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Chapter 34 Poor Biscuits
Qin Xiaoxian was holding the broad beans and was about to retreat, but he got up and dropped a few on the ground. When he bent down to pick up the broad beans, he found a bottle of mouthwash under the coffee table.

The pattern on the mouthwash bottle is very special, with a red lotus flower printed on it.

Qin Xiaoxian picked it up and looked at it, but he didn't take it seriously. The room was full of advertisers sponsored products. This bottle of mouthwash was probably placed by the sponsors, and he was about to put it down.

Qu Xiaoyun, who was waiting at the side, glanced at it and had a flash of inspiration: "Wait, mouthwash... there is also a lotus pattern printed on it, this is "Spitting out a lotus flower"!"

"Spitting out a lotus flower" is one of the most representative jokes of traditional cross talk.

Qin Xiaoxian suddenly realized, and praised: "I thought so too just now!"

"..."

Qu Xiaoyun brought over the mouthwash, put it in his pocket, and said with a smirk: "Let's take this first, and look for other clues. If the senior brothers can't find Liang Zi, we can use these things to knock them out." Pen!"

Qin Xiaoxian gave a thumbs up: "Yes! That's the way we should do it, and we'll turn it around!"

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject: "But this is a good plan. If you can't find anything else, this "Lotus at the Mouth" is really not suitable for the two of us. This episode is not very friendly to fans. It’s not very good, if it’s said that the results of this period are probably not very good.”

Qin Xiaoxian nodded: "That's right, brother, when we turn around to perform, which one of us is going to make fun of it?"

"Brother Qin, listen to you!"

"Then I'll make fun of you, you can make fun of me, after all, my cross talk counterpart talks more than you, three points are funny and seven points are good, it's harder to make fun, let me do it!"

"can."

The two of them changed to another room with mouthwash, broad beans, and a picture of characters. The layout and decoration of the other room was exactly the same. The only thing that was special was that there was another picture with different words——

Look at the big lantern from a distance, look at the big lantern up close, and look at it when you come to the front, the lantern is full of holes.

Qu Xiaoyun guessed it was the traditional cross talk "Guessing Lantern Riddles".

The two of them took off the picture and were just about to change houses again when Shaobing took a book and came in poking around.

"Pie brother!"

"You two arrived so early!" Shaobing was surprised.

"Ah, attracting fans is going relatively smoothly."

"Brother Cake, what are you holding in your hand?"

Qu Xiaoyun found that Shaobing was holding a book with a red cover in his hand.

Shaobing was very proud: "Ah, I was put into a group with Xiao Zhui'er and Yang Jiulang. We found Liangzi right after we arrived. It was on the bookshelf in the same room. Several books were the same. This is the one that teaches Italian. Different, it must be "Learning a Foreign Language"!"

"Great!"

"Xiao Qin, where did you get so many broad beans? Are you tired of holding them? Brother, let me help you lighten the weight!" After talking about Shaobing, he reached out to grab it.

The speaker is not interested in the listener, and Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized when he heard it, no wonder there is no outer packaging for this handful of broad beans, and love is the clue. This is the traditional joke "Lun Ping Dou".

But Qu Xiaoyun fell in love with "Learning Foreign Languages" in Shaobing's hand. He had an idea on "Learning Foreign Languages", so he wanted to get this book out of his hands. Thinking of this, he pretended to be considerate of others:

"Brother Cake! "Learning a Foreign Language" is not suitable for group cross talk!"

Shaobing nodded: "Yes, that's why we plan to look for other clues."

"Brother Bing, if the three of you are on stage, Yang Jiulang will cheer you up, and you and Brother Braid will have fun, right?"

"That's for sure!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled: "You need to be able to speak English to be funny in "Learning Foreign Languages". You are an apprentice, and you have been here since you were a child. You must be a little lacking in cultural subjects, let alone Brother Braid, who is only in the fourth grade. I dropped out of school, and I have never seen what an English book looks like! How about you give us this "Learning a Foreign Language"?"

Shaobing took a step back and hid the book behind his back: "That's not okay, you've learned badly! Want to be a white wolf with empty hands? If you want to find clues yourself!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "How can it be? I will trade with you! Have you seen these two words in my hand?" After speaking, he unfolded the two words.

"Jiangshan's elders can tolerate me, and don't let the world make money. This is the joke "Couple to the Spring Festival"!"

"Look at the big lantern from a distance, look at the big lantern up close, and look at it when you come to the front, and the lantern is full of holes. This is the joke "Guessing Lantern Riddles"!"

The biscuits were happy, and they reached out to take them: "Okay, I found two of them!"

Qin Xiaoxian stood in the middle: "Brother Bing, you can't grab it! Although I can't grab you, you may not be able to deal with Xiaoyun's figure!"

Shaobing withdrew his hand and explained with a smile: "How can I! I just didn't see clearly, I want to get closer and have a look!"

Seeing that there was something going on, Qu Xiaoyun also cut to the chase:
"Brother Bing, this "Guessing Lantern Riddles" is suitable for three people to talk about, how about I trade this with you?"

Shaobing shook his head in resistance.

Qin Xiao understood in seconds, and was amused: "You don't understand, Brother Bing has a shadow of "Lantern Riddles". Before the performance of Uncle Qian, he drank with a group of horse breeders. They have similar hobbies. The more you drink, the happier you are. I couldn’t even stand up after drinking. The cake brother and the fourth brother came to the rescue. The two talked about "Lantern Riddles" for an hour and a half. In the end, Uncle Qian reluctantly took the stage by washing his stomach with mineral water. "Fenhe Bay", you can read it online when you have time, it's so funny, what Uncle Qian said, you won't suffer anything! I'm so angry with Master!"

Shaobing covered his face: "At that time, I had my heart on the stage!"

After listening to it, Qu Xiaoyun understood very well: "The half-hour show, I just talked for an hour and a half, anyone would have a shadow in their hearts..."

Shaobing caught another picture: "I will exchange "Learning a Foreign Language" with you for "Couplings on the Spring Festival"!"

"It's done!"

After the exchange, Shaobing took the words "Couples to the Spring Festival" and left with satisfaction.

The staff reminded: "After you confirm the work, you must write your name and the title of the work on the whiteboard at the door of the room. After completion, the work and the room will be locked."

Qu Xiaoyun went to the door and wrote the names of the two and the title of the work eloquently.

After finishing writing, I went back to the room, and was about to wait for someone to come to find clues, and when I was ready to blackmail, the staff reminded me again.

"Each room has only one clue, for a total of four."

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian counted the existing clues.

Broad beans - "On Pingdou".

Foreign language book - "Learning Foreign Languages".

Mouthwash - "Spitting out lotus flowers".

One word - "Guessing Lantern Riddles".

Another picture - "couplets on the Spring Festival".

Qu Xiaoyun exclaimed: "Hey, Brother Qin! Why are there five clues?"

Qin Xiao thought about it for a while: "Brother, isn't "Dairy to the Spring Festival" a bit far-fetched? It doesn't seem right..."

Qu Xiaoyun came to his senses: "It seems...that is to say...Brother Bing brought a real product and exchanged for a fake one..."

Netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter:
"Hahaha!!!"

"The biscuit is too miserable, I traded a real clue for a fake one!!!"

"Stupider than Lao Qin, haha!!!"

"Poor Er Ye and Jiu Lang, they kindly took in an order of sesame seed cakes, but they got tricked by these two..."

"Killing me!!!"

(End of this chapter)