Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 35
"Brother Qin, isn't it a bit unethical for us to do this? You save the broad beans and eat them, or let's give them "Spitting out Lotus Flowers"!" After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun took out lotus mouthwash from his pocket.

Qin Xiaoxian said it was an old variety show: "Brother, what you said is wrong! We originally wanted to exchange "Guessing Lantern Riddles" with him. It was a fake that Brother Bing chose on his own initiative. We can't blame us! This is a real person. The essence of the show!"

"Okay, I'm really a little embarrassed..."

While talking, two more people came in, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang.

"Brother Meng!"

"Brother Zhou!"

"Hey!"

As soon as he said hello, Meng Hetang's gaze fell on the lotus mouthwash.

He is the smartest in the entire Deyun Club, and his eyes are full of cleverness.

Qu Xiaoyun noticed that he was staring at the mouthwash in his hand, and hurriedly hid behind his back.

Meng Hetang smiled and praised: "Hey! You are so good, you have found two Liangzi, I see "Learning Foreign Languages" written on your door, how about letting us "Spitting out Lotus Flowers"? We haven't found a single one yet. Woolen cloth!"

Qin Xiaoxian took the mouthwash in his hand and waved it in front of his eyes: "Do you want it?"

"Of course I do!"

"Hey, I need to pay more!"

Zhou Jiuliang asked, "How much?"

Meng Hetang pushed him away: "What is more money? Xiaoqin rich second generation, is he short of money?"

Qin Xiao was amused: "Brother Meng, who thinks there is too much money?"

"Brother, it's true that no one would think that you have a lot of money. Your mouthwash corresponds to "Spitting out Lotus Flowers"?"

"Yes!"

Meng Hetang put on the appearance of a poet, staring at the ceiling, and began to recite: "Yu Du Ai Lian's silt is not stained, it is clean and not demonic!..."

Zhou Jiu is used to being cool: "What about the next sentence?"

Meng Hetang thought for a moment: "The one...well..."

Netizens in the live broadcast room:
"I'm dying of laughter, I'm only three seconds handsome!!!"

"The center is straight and the outside is straight, no vines or branches, the fragrance is far away and clear, the pavilion is clean and planted, it can be seen from a distance but not played around!!!"

"The Deyun Club is all highly educated..."

Meng Hetang glared at Zhou Jiuliang, turned his head and continued with a smile: "Brother, the lotus is a gentleman among flowers, and it will not be stained when it comes out of mud!" "Spitting out a lotus flower" means that you are a very gentleman in your words. Are you a gentleman? I won’t associate it with something as muddy as money, and I won’t use money to measure the feelings between our brothers!”

"666, Meng Hetang is so eloquent!!!"

"I can make it up, I can connect with this, this brain hole can!!!"

"Meng He's candy is too fine, fool Qin was sold by him, and he has to count the money for him!!!"

"It's not just as simple as counting the money for him, Qin Fool was sold to Jiangcheng by him, and he had to treat him as a good person, and thank him by bringing him cantaloupe and jujube!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun brought the mouthwash and handed it to Meng Hetang: "Brother Meng, don't say anything else, I'll give it off to you!"

If you don’t give it away, it’s not enough. If someone throws out a sentence, it not only achieves the purpose, but also makes you happy. You can’t say anything else. This IQ is not at the same level at all.

"Thank you brother, then we will leave and occupy the room. I wish you two good grades!"

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang took their things and left very satisfied. Before going out, they saw Zhang Helun and Luan Dangdang.

Meng Hetang lowered his voice and said to Luan Dangdang: "Brother Luan, there is Liang Zi from "Lun Ping Dou" in that room, go quickly, if you slow down, the beans will be eaten!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room:
"???"

"When did he find out?"

"Damn it, this is outrageous!!!"

"I have a hunch that he will definitely not be bad in the ranking of this program!!!"

"I guess Deyun's new first brother will be him in the end!!!"

……

Zhang Helun thought about it for a while, and said to Luan Dangdang: "Brother Luan, you go in and ask them for it later, they are afraid of you, especially Qin Xiaoxian, if I want them, they will definitely negotiate terms with me!"

"……All right."

The two walked like urban management and entered the house.

"Brother Luan!"

"Brother Lun!"

Luan ran his hands behind his back: "Hey, you guys arrived very quickly! I see the name of the show is written on the door of your house!"

"It's okay, the process of finding fans went smoothly."

"Have you found any other clues?"

The two answered different answers in a tacit understanding.

Qu Xiaoyun: "Yes!"

Qin Xiaoxian: "No!"

"kindness?"

The two looked at each other suspiciously.

Qu Xiaoyun: "No!"

Qin Xiaoxian: "Yes!"

Luan Dangdang raised his voice: "Is there any?"

Qin Xiaoxian shivered from being shouted, and picked up the broad beans: "Brother Luan, this may be "Lun Ping Dou"."

Luan Dangdang nodded: "Lun, the two junior brothers have a whole heart, don't care if it's true or not, let's keep it, it's also good to have a tooth-dashing festival!"

"okay!"

After the two left, Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help asking:

"Brother Qin, don't you want to blackmail a fortune?"

Qin Xiaoxian is very honest:

"Among the brothers in the Deyun Society, I am not afraid of others, but I am afraid of him. Once he praised me, I trembled..."

"..."

The game session came to an end for the time being, and the four teams were studying the jokes in their respective rooms.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian were discussing "Learning a Foreign Language". The performance cannot be completely copied, and innovation is needed. Add stalks that suit the style of the two of them.

Let me give you a simple example——

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang performed on stage, starting with a very common self-introduction.

Meng Hetang: "Hello everyone, my name is Meng Hetang, and the person next to me is my partner (Zhougouliang)."

Zhou Jiuliang: "Does dog food sound like it?"

The two of them got hurt and got into the story after teasing, so that the jokes are not blunt.

In the jargon of cross talk, this is called living. If it is too blunt, the audience will be confused and even feel inexplicable, and the performance will be greatly reduced.

The two were discussing the joke when Master's voice came from outside the house.

Guo Degang was wearing an embroidered gown and walked squarely with a loudspeaker in his hand. His voice was full of air, and the sound reached the ears of every apprentice.

"How are you all preparing? Take your beams and come out to assemble!"

Hearing the master's call, Deyun's nine sons also temporarily put down their creations and followed the master to the courtyard to gather.

Guo Degang took a look at the state of his apprentices, and said, "Tell me what works you all have!"

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian: "We are "Learning Foreign Languages"!" After speaking, they showed the foreign language books.

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang: "We are "Lotus at the Mouth"!" After speaking, they showed their mouthwash.

Luan Dangdang and Zhang Helun: "We are "Lun Peng Dou"!" After speaking, they showed the box with only one broad bean left.

Guo Degang praised: "Forget it, you can really eat it, it's okay, and you know there's only one bean left!"

The sense of anticipation is full, and the netizens in the live broadcast room are waiting to see the biscuits make a fool of themselves:
"Hurry up!!!"

"Poor Second Master and Jiu Lang, they still don't know the truth!!!"

"I laughed to death. After studying the joke for a long time, I finally found out that it was a waste of effort. How would I react?"

"Seed cake, take care!!!"

……

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(End of this chapter)