Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 336
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and said, "Well, what you said is a bit vague."

Gao Feng smiled and waved his hands: "It's a little bit exaggerated, but it's all happened in the past. Guo Degang took our Deyun Society gang to travel all over the world..."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Wait a minute, that's called a group." Qu Xiaoyun corrected.

Gao Feng nodded: "Okay, let's call it a group. Guo Degang took us all over the country, especially last year, he took us to an island country by plane. Guo Degang and Yu Qian took the first class, and we took the economy class. The cabin is not as comfortable as first class.”

"Yes, the price is quite different." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"Yu Qian fell asleep as soon as he got on the plane."

"It's always like this."

Gao Feng frowned and said, "Guo De just couldn't sleep, he was scared, why did you say he was bored on the plane? Reading newspapers hurts his eyes, he doesn't like playing games, why don't you hook up with the flight attendant."

"Hahaha~~"

"what?"

Gao Feng smiled and waved his hands: "The flight attendant ignored him."

"Then what are you doing?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng tugged at his coat, and explained: "He has a way. He bought a jacket at the airport. The jacket has a zipper. He just plays with the zipper, zipping it up and down, and zipping it up and down to pass the time. It's quite funny."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Gao Feng slapped his thigh suddenly, and said: "The jacket broke while playing with it, the top and bottom were opened, and it was connected in the middle. After getting off the plane, I wore this x jacket and came out."

"Get a big fork." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng went on to say: "I saw it when I got off the plane, but we didn't dare to ask. Let's lie down at the hotel. Guo De just didn't let me rest and called me——Gao Feng, did you see that my zipper is broken? Are you with me?" I'll go to the mall to change the zipper."

"I said that I don't know the island language, and he said he can. Then go, there is a shopping mall next to the hotel, the third floor is for selling clothes, the service staff is very enthusiastic, come and bow to us and say hello - hi, Lonely Yima Temple."

"Guo Degang replied to her in the island dialect——Monkey Hey Yo, you will have to ask me later."

"Hahaha~~"

When the burden rang, the audience laughed so hard that they gave warm applause.

"This is scolding..." Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

After the laughter.

Gao Feng went on to say: "I heard that it's not as good as I did these two times. Seeing that people can't understand, Guo Degang is smart, change English, hello! People also change English, hello, sir, can I help you. Guo Degang— —i want to buy a zipper."

The funny language amused the audience again.

"Co-authoring and mixing together." Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips.

Gao Feng smiled and nodded: "I don't understand, let him say it again. Guo Degang pointed to the zipper on his body, gestured twice, and he understood. He went to the front counter and brought out a saber."

"Saber?" Qu Xiaoyun asked in surprise.

Gao Feng explained: "People think he can't think about it. You think about this figure, and you look sad. When you come up, you first curse at others, and then make gestures on your stomach."

Qu Xiaoyun understood: "I misunderstood."

Gao Feng nodded: "Guo De was terrified when he saw the knife coming. He dragged me and ran away—Gao Feng, you can't buy this zipper!"

"What's wrong?" Qu Xiaoyun asked puzzled.

Gao Feng pointed at the crotch, frowned and said, "You think I'll give me a saber by pointing at the zipper of my jacket, but if I point at the zipper of my trousers, I'll have to be turned into a eunuch!"

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and the audience laughed and applauded.

"Hey, this is a joke about the language barrier!" Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng nodded, and then continued: "Yes, what a joke you said. Compared to Guo Degang, Mr. Yu is a good person, so he doesn't make such a joke."

"Oh."

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up and praised: "Teacher Yu is our big brother in life, he is very calm, and Teacher Yu is chubby, he has a reputation on stage and offstage, and has a wide range of hobbies. "

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I like everything."

Gao Feng looked like an old acquaintance, and explained: "Everyone knows a hobby, smoking, drinking, and getting your hair permed. That's what they said on stage. Gay men smoke and drink, and getting their hair permed is another way of saying that people also love beauty! In fact, they I've liked it since I was a child, but it's not these things that I love in my heart."

The audience also became interested when they heard this.

"Then what is his favorite?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng raised his eyebrows and said, "Teacher Yu likes pets the most!"

"Indeed." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"Teacher Yu likes to keep animals. Everyone knows that there is a large zoo in the suburbs. It has [-] acres of land. It is so big that it is called Heaven and Earth Pet Paradise."

"Applause!!!"

The male audience laughed and booed.

“There are a lot of chickens raised there!”

"Is the chicken like talking?" Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly interrupted when he saw that he was talking more and more.

Gao Feng waved his hand, and said solemnly: "You think too much, it's the chicken that lays eggs, not your wife."

"Hahaha~~"

"Your wife!" Qu Xiaoyun stared.

Gao Feng explained with a smile: "Looking at this reaction, I really thought too much. I mean, your daughter-in-law is not as long as the Pleiades Star Officer."

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hands and said, "I don't have a daughter-in-law who looks like the star official Pleiades!"

Gao Feng went on to say: "What are you talking about, there are many laying hens in the zoo, and the chickens lay eggs like this, cluck cluck..."

Seeing him clucking endlessly, Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand to interrupt, "Why is this movement so strange?"

Gao Feng shook his hands, and explained: "The chicken is difficult to deliver."

"Chicken can still have dystocia?" Qu Xiaoyun asked in disbelief.

Gao Feng nodded: "It's all Yu Qian's fault. He always moves a small bench to watch when the chicken lays eggs. When the eggs are halfway out, he pokes them back with his hand. The chickens are going crazy. They run away when they see the curly ones." what!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, and laughed so hard that they gave warm applause.

"That's how this mischief came about." Qu Xiaoyun complained.

Gao Feng shook his hands: "This Yu Qian is not fooling around, but he likes this, and he also likes raising horses!"

"Correct."

Gao Feng opened his arms and described: "A big horse with a head to tail is two feet long, and its hooves are two feet high from back to back!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"This is a square horse, it is eight feet high!" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

"right!"

Gao Feng nodded: "Anyway, the horse is big, get on the horse with one leg, and slap the horse's ass, Guo Degang, Guo Degang, Guo Degang...he's at the place, Yu...qian!"

"Hahaha~~"

The name was used very cleverly, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

"He gave both of them to Huo Huo." Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips.

Gao Feng went on to say: "That is to say, he likes horses. Your brothers always go to play with him. Are you there?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, there are also Guo Qilin and Kong Yunlong."

Gao Feng patted his thigh, and said: "Yes, it's just you guys, Yu Qian is so good at showing off - all of you are here, babes, the uncle will give you a ride, Yu Qian is riding a horse, Guo Degang, Guo Degang, Guo Degang..."

"Hahaha~~"

"Stop making such noise!" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

Gao Feng looked at the audience, and introduced: "I don't know who of you has seen this Kong Yunlong. He looks more energetic, with a long face, big eyes and long eyelashes, and he is very handsome. He grabbed the horse's rein and said four poems, thinking about it. Praise this to the teacher."

"How did you say it?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng cleared his throat and imitated: "That's what Kong Yunlong said as he pulled the rein of the horse—my uncle got on the horse, threw the silver needle from the golden bowl, and the horse ran eight hundred miles, but the silver needle didn't sink yet!"

"Hey, not bad!" Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up.

Gao Feng explained: "How fast do you think it ran? The needle didn't even reach the bottom of the bowl, and the horse ran [-] miles! Yu Qian was happy after hearing that, and when he came back, Guo Qilin also wrote a poem, which rhymes with the same pattern !"

"What did he say?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

"Master went to the saddle bridge, the fire dyed the goose's feathers, the horse ran eight hundred miles, and the goose's feathers were not yet burnt!"

"Alright!"

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up: "It's faster, the goose feather will be stinged with fire and it will be gone. The horse can run [-] miles in this time. Yu Qian was happy and rode the horse for another lap. This time it's his turn. He's fine." knowledge!"

"This is my characteristic." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

"The nickname is a fool!"

"I don't have such a nickname!" Qu Xiaoyun shook his head.

Gao Feng continued: "I've said it all, and Qu Xiaoyun has to say it when he comes here. He is holding the rein of the horse, but he can't hold back words, and his facial features are all shifted!"

"Hahaha~~"

"What's wrong with me showing up!" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help complaining when he saw his constipated face.

Gao Feng imitated the situation at that time and said: "Worry, Yu Qian's daughter-in-law is drinking tea next to him. Seeing him looking so happy, one Le and one covering his mouth broke. Hearing the sound of farts, Qu Xiaoyun got inspired!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"My inspiration comes from the three vulgarities!" Qu Xiaoyun said speechlessly.

Gao Feng raised the key two times, and recited: "Uncle got on the horse, and aunt farted, the horse ran for eight hundred miles, and the valve was not closed!"

"Hahahaha~~"

"too talented!!!"

The story was so funny that the audience laughed so hard that they gave warm applause.

"That's not what I said!" Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly waved his hands to clear the air.

"Anyway, you are a little less educated. Teacher Yu also raised an alpaca. The alpaca is a kind of camelid. Because it looks like a sheep, it is called an alpaca, and the common name is grass..." Gao Feng Speaking of this, he turned to look at Qu Xiaoyun.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun hastily stretched out his hand to interrupt: "Wait a minute, just call it an alpaca, let's avoid the common name!"

"Oh."

Gao Feng went on to say: "Anyway, Teacher Yu has a wide range of hobbies and knowledge, but you are also good. I always wanted to partner with Teacher Qu, but it was a pity that I couldn't be ranked. Later, after working hard, I finally realized it today!"

"You praise me too much!" Qu Xiaoyun said perfectly.

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up, and introduced: "Qu Xiaoyun is young and promising. He appeared on stage at the age of four, and the first time he talked about cross talk was four years old."

"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

Gao Feng stretched out two fingers, and said with a smile: "The second time we talk about cross talk twenty."

"Hahaha~~"

"It's been too long, I've been on stage one after another since I was four years old!" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

"Has the show ever been interrupted?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "No interruption!"

"Do you often ask Teacher Yu for advice?"

"Yes, Teacher Yu is my role model."

Gao Feng nodded and continued: "Teacher Yu is older than you, otherwise why would he be called Master Shi? Teacher Yu is 52 this year, don't think he is dying, he doesn't say a word on stage! "

"Hey, wait for a while, you can mention it, I think Teacher Yu looks good, why is he dying?" Qu Xiaoyun said for the uncle.

Gao Feng said with disgust on his face: "You see you are always looking for this word, I didn't say that he will die now, what I mean is that he is older than you, birth, old age, sickness and death are natural laws, your father never dies? "

"Your father is too old to die!" Qu Xiaoyun pushed him angrily.

The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing when they saw the two scolding.

Gao Feng was happy: "I said you are not happy anymore!"

Qu Xiaoyun's nose was twisted with anger: "Nonsense, you are happy to talk about your father!"

Gao Feng smiled and continued: "Yu Qian is half a hundred years old, older than you, and more than [-] years earlier than you. According to the general rule, Teacher Yu must die before you..."

Gao Feng was silent for a moment, shook his hands, and suddenly changed his words: "Hey, this thing is not necessarily, I shouldn't make fun of Teacher Yu!"

Qu Xiaoyun was unhappy after hearing this, and said angrily, "Are you kidding me? He's more than 20 years older than me, what's wrong with him if I can't do it?"

Gao Feng smiled and waved his hands: "Don't be overconfident, there are no young or old on the road to Huangquan!"

Qu Xiaoyun said angrily: "Don't talk about this with me, you are sincerely embarrassing me, right?"

Gao Feng shook his head, looked at him and said: "Don't take it too seriously, people create death first and then create life. You were fixed when you were born. I think you are a sudden death."

Qu Xiaoyun ran away after hearing this, and scolded the street: "I'll fuck you, I think you are a sign of sudden death, and your whole family is a sign of sudden death, what you said is plausible!"

Gao Feng smiled and comforted: "Why are you so anxious, you can live longer, and you can live another twenty or thirty."

"Live another 60 years?"

Gao Feng waved his hand: "Two thirty more lives."

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands together: "Yes, 60 years!"

Gao Feng explained with a smirk: "No, two thirty is ten thirty, and there is eleven thirty."

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and the audience burst into laughter.

"Good guy, it's not even midnight yet." Qu Xiaoyun's nose twisted in anger.

Gao Feng waved his hands with a smile, and comforted him: "Just kidding, of course I hope you are in good health so that you can add luster to this art."

"It's more or less the same." Qu Xiaoyun reluctantly forgave.

Gao Feng went on to say: "What are you talking about practicing cross talk? Practice tongue twisters and Guankou."

"Yes, this is the basic skill." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"When fishing for a piece of paper in front of you, you have to focus on the back of the paper every day. Steam lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, roasted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly children, dry meat, sausages..."

As expected of being the chief instructor, Gao Feng's mouth-to-mouth was excellent, his words were clear, fast and not chaotic, and the audience gave him warm applause.

"Good!" Qu Xiaoyun also gave a thumbs up.

……

(End of this chapter)