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Chapter 338 Stage Accident
After the laughter.

Gao Feng continued: "Someone said that other art forms, such as Henan Bangzi, are not wrong?"

"Henan Bangzi is also a local opera." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

Gao Feng nodded: "Yes, it's also an old drama. There is a play called "Yellow River Array". Once the Taoist burns the lamp and talks about making peace, but it doesn't work out, the two of them have to fight."

"Before you start, you have to get on the mount first. The two actors get on the mount and each sings a sentence. Zhao Gongming is riding a black tiger, and Taoist Ran Deng is riding a sika deer. Zhao Gongming sings first. That's what he sang."

"You learn from me." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

Gao Fengqing sang: "Zhao Gongming straddles the black tiger, Taoist Ran Deng, I will take the plum blossom."

"What a simple word!"

Gao Feng sighed softly: "He sang it wrong, Zhao Gongming sang it wrong as soon as he opened his mouth."

"Such a simple word can be wrong, what's wrong?" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.

Gao Feng imitated the situation at that time and said: "Zhao Gongming, I will go to the plum blossom! The actor who sang the lamp burning Taoist was stunned, thinking that you are not authentic when you go to the plum blossom? What should I do?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Yes, how did he handle it?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng imitated: "It's time for him to sing, and when he was anxious, he sang out what was in his heart - you ride plum blossoms, what should I ride!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Ask now on the co-authored stage." Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips.

"The actor who sang Zhao Gongming gave him an idea while singing——Ride my tiger!"

"Changed."

"Sing the Lord of the Burning Lantern——I am riding a tiger and I am afraid!"

The audience in the audience was amused after listening.

"This sang what was in his heart again." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng shook his hands, and explained: "It's impossible to sing, if you sing wrong, you can sing wrong, he can't compose it now, it's easy to get yourself involved."

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in agreement.

This is indeed the case, including talking about cross talk, if it is wrong, it is wrong, and there is no repeating it the other way around.

Gao Feng went on to say: "There is another play, it's a modern Peking Opera play, everyone likes it, it's called "Taking Tiger Mountain by Wisdom"!"

"Now there are such movies and TV shows that are very popular." Qu Xiaoyun said with a bright eye.

Gao Feng nodded: "This is adapted from a novel. There are Peking Opera, drama and movies."

"Correct."

Gao Feng introduced the plot and said: "There are two protagonists, Mrs. Zhang and Zuo Shandiao. The two actors who play these two actors are good buddies and good friends in the background. Entering the bandit's nest, everyone is very familiar with a piece of bandit talk."

"Everybody knows." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

Gao Feng played two roles, and imitated: "This is how the drama is said--the king of heaven Gaidihu, the treasure tower town of the river demon, Moha Moha, talking at noon, no one has a home, why are you blushing? Huanfa! Why is it yellow again? Anti-cold wax! So you are from Brigadier Xu? Hu Biao, Brigadier Xu’s adjutant horse breeder!"

"Well said." Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up.

Gao Feng slapped his thigh, regretfully said: "These two actors are half wrong."

"What's wrong?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng imitated the situation at the time and said: "These two actors kept talking about this passage, but they were too familiar to take it to heart. They were sloppy——Heavenly King Gedihu, Baota Township River Demon, Moha Moha, talking at noon, no one would care about it." Without a home, the actor should ask 'Why are you blushing' when you come to this mountain sculpture, and he said 'Why are you blushing'!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Full twist." Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips.

Gao Feng stroked his chin and thought about it: "*** the actor said in his heart - oh, this is wrong, how can I say it the other way around? What should I do? If you ask the wrong question, I have to answer it the wrong way, otherwise I won't be able to bear it." up."

"correct."

Gao Feng imitated: "*** actor - anti-cold wax! The actor of Zuo Shandiao didn't even know that he was wrong, so he asked - why is it yellow again?"

"Hahaha~~"

"It's a big deal." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng imitated and held back for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence: "*** actor——I've applied another layer of wax!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Good guy, two layers of wax." Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head.

Gao Feng spread his hands and said, "Do you think the audience will be happy!"

"Yes."

Gao Feng added: "Not only the audience was happy, but a staff member of the theater was also happy."

"What do the staff do?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng explained: "There is a small room in the theater. He is an electrician and is in charge of electricity."

"Oh."

Gao Feng introduced to the audience in detail: "There will be a scene in a while, and there will be a scene where the gunman and the mountain eagle will test their marksmanship. The electrician is responsible for pulling a brake light, imitating breaking the light."

"Oh."

"These three lamps are controlled by three switch blades. Once the switch blades are pulled, the lights go out. Fuck is good. One shot kills two lights, and the two switch blades are pulled down together."

"Correct."

Gao Feng emphasized: "This person is very important, it's convenient to sit in that room and watch a movie, but he can't enjoy himself now-hahaha, it's so funny, he put on two coats of wax! Le's electrician is snotty .”

"The laughing point is too low, as for this?" Qu Xiaoyun pouted, not understanding.

Gao Feng shook his hands, and said helplessly, "Laughing all this time will affect his work for a while, and he can't go on."

"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

Gao Feng introduced to the audience: "The plot should be that a mountain eagle knocks out one lamp, and the dragon shoots out two lamps, and the eight kings applaud—good marksmanship!"

"Correct."

"We'll get to the plot in a while, and the mountain eagle raised his hand to 'snap' a shot. The electrician will be happy now. He's so excited to see the mountain eagle shoot, and he's so excited!" Gao Feng said Slap your thighs and change your face.

"What's wrong?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng shook his hands and sighed, "The three switch knives have all been pulled down."

The audience in the audience listened to the music.

"Good guy, it's all taken away." Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips.

Gao Feng frowned, and described: "At that time, the three lamps were all dark, and all the mountain eagles were startled. If you don't practice guns with this thing, your marksmanship will improve!"

"Hahaha~~"

"He doesn't understand the actual situation." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng shook his hands, and said anxiously: "These three lights are all off, I'm in a hurry—he hit one and I hit two, which proves my marksmanship is good, what should I do if he hits me with three?"

"correct."

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and the audience laughed and applauded, looking forward to how to deal with it next.

Gao Feng paced back and forth, and said worryingly, "I can't hold back anymore, I'm wandering back and forth on the stage with a gun in my hand."

"It's patrolling instead." Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head.

Gao Feng said brokenly: "Good boy, you should save one for me!"

"Not one left." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

"You've already hit him, what should I do with this thing! After thinking about it, it's not bad for me. Come on, try to shoot him!"

"Let's fight!" Qu Xiaoyun praised.

Gao Feng raised his arm, pointed at the ceiling, imitated firing a gun and said, "Bite your teeth and raise your hand to shoot."

"And then?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng explained with a smile: "After the shot went out, the electrician was so quick-witted that he pulled down the main switch with one hand!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, and they laughed so hard that they gave applause one after another.

"The main gate?" Qu Xiaoyun asked in surprise.

Gao Feng nodded, pointed to the surroundings and said, "When the gate is pulled, the corners of the stage and the stage are turned off, and even the lights in the toilet are turned off."

"Good guy." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng was suddenly amused: "The Eight Great King Kongs are still acting."

"What are you talking about?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up: "Good marksmanship, I broke all the fuses!"

"Okay!"

"Hahaha~~"

With warm applause, all hosts and guests returned to the stage.

The host Luan Dangdang announced: "After listening to this episode of cross talk, this episode of "Youth Craftsman" has come to a successful conclusion. Thank you to all the guests and all the audience. See you next time!"

"goodbye!!!"

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(End of this chapter)