Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 345 Single mouth is truly recognized by the master

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "This book of ghosts, ghosts and foxes, there are long sections and small sections. I dare not say too much. I say it every day, and I don't repeat the same thing. I can't finish it in a year!"

"The Fatty Zhou painting we are talking about today, you just listen to the name and think it is a fairy tale, but it is not. This story took place in the Daoguang period of the Qing Dynasty. You all know that Emperor Daoguang is a relatively frugal one in history. emperor."

"Oh, I always feel that the national treasury is empty. We have to be frugal. There are patches on the dragon robes. On weekdays, there are meat and vegetables. The empress dowager gives a piece of mung bean cake for her birthday. So do the civil and military officials. Whoever goes to court is also patched on the court clothes. , Your Majesty likes to watch, of course it's because the Emperor likes to watch the bottom that he lied to you."

"This story happened in this dynasty. Where did it happen? Xiong County, Hebei, I don't know which of you have been there?"

As soon as the words fell, some audience members raised their hands.

"I!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun made a gesture of invitation toward the exit of the theater, and said with a smirk: "Okay, those who raised their hands, please go out, I can't lie to you here!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused and applauded.

Seeing the confused audience in the audience, Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Xiong County, Ba County, and Wen'an are all in one place. The Baiyangdian area was called Xiong County back then."

"The main character, Fatty Zhou, is actually an ordinary person. His ancestors have painted paintings for several generations. What are the paintings divided into? For example, some people make New Year pictures in their homes, and they print New Year pictures on woodblocks."

"Some of them are painting the inside of the temple. Let's say now, let's paint a mural, or there are statues of gods in this temple."

"Of course there are others, those who are literati, that is, painting on paper, picking mountains, couplets, fighting squares, and others, drawing fans and fans, do you understand what it means to draw fans?"

After asking the audience, they haven't waited for the audience to argue.

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat, and sang aloud: "There is a monk named Tang Seng in this fan-painted Crystal Palace!"

I didn't sing seriously, and sang a sentence in a fool, and it would not be fun to sing seriously.

"Hahaha~~"

Fans of the famous fan painting incident are too familiar to Deyun fans. Recalling the scene of the car accident that year, they all laughed and gave warm applause.

The atmosphere of the performance will be very good. Qu Xiaoyun's originally tense mood has also relaxed, and he continued to joke with the audience: "I don't sing very well. It's good that Guo Qilin is here. He is better at singing "Painting Fans"!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Laughing to death, he is so wicked, hahaha!!!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience immediately burst into laughter and thunderous applause.

Backstage.

Seeing that Qu Xiaoyun used this paragraph to find burdens, the senior brothers were also very happy. They all felt that this burden was exhausted, which was too much.

Guo Degang smiled, and was very satisfied with his apprentice in his heart. He specializes in storytelling and that is a story instructor. This is the ability of a real stand-up comedian. He can jump into the story at any time, and can jump out of the story at any time to mingle with the audience.

From this moment on, Guo Degang truly recognized his apprentice's single-talk ability.

Seeing the audience laughing almost.

Qu Xiaoyun continued to speak: "Fatty Zhou, his family's ancestral craft is to paint murals for temples. He took over the job today. There is a temple in Xiong County that has been in disrepair for a long time, but it has recently been prepared. If there is a good man and woman who is willing to spend money to remake it, one is a statue and the other is a mural, and this one has to be found. He is the most famous in ten miles and eight villages, so the undertaker was found."

"Fatty Zhou said he wasn't that fat. Now, it's over two hundred catties. It's not a big deal. You haven't seen how many fat people there are in Deyun Club. Sun Yue is sitting here, and this table can't stop him!" Qu Xiaoyun opened his arms as he spoke, measuring the book case.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by the antics and metaphors.

"In fact, there are several types of fat. Some can be eaten since childhood, and some are sick the day after tomorrow or something. This week's fat people are a little empty!"

"Because when he was young, his father and grandfather were both talented, and the family took on a lot of jobs, and he was just such a kid who was spoiled, so he created such a body shape. Later, the adults in the family passed away, and the craftsmanship was left to him."

After Qu Xiaoyun explained the appearance of the protagonist, he played two roles and imitated:
"The undertaker is looking for him—fatty!"

"What is it?"

"Looking for you to draw!"

"Okay, where is it?"

"Black pine forest!"

"Don't go!"

"Why don't you go?"

"Pan Renmei died there. It is true that Pan Renmei went to the black pine forest and Yang Liulang shot him to death."

"What does it have to do with you?"

"Ominous!"

"What's unlucky, his temple is in the black pine forest, we all asked, if others are not good at craftsmanship, it must be you. If you are not good enough, we have to go to the capital to ask for help."

"But if you think about it, people from all over the world know that this is what your family does. If you don't deserve this job, you will not be able to accept the job at the door of your house in the future!"

"The reason Fatty Zhou didn't want to go was because he was lazy. You said that if there is any work at the door of the house, even if you don't pay for some food, he will recognize you."

"I think it's a long way to go there, and the temple hasn't been repaired yet. The repaired temple is easy to work. There are monks and faithful men and women. The food and drink are good there. If this thing is lonely, I have to go there first to see what to do. , Trouble, but in order not to affect the future work, Fatty Zhou finally agreed."

"Undertaker—you can go there first and have a look, and then you can quote us a price when you come back. Don't worry, the price will definitely be acceptable to you."

"Okay, after the talk, Fatty Zhou took the donkey out of the house. He couldn't stand the tens of miles of walking, so he took the donkey out of the house and wanted to ride the donkey, but the donkey avoided him." Qu Xiao Yun imitated the movement, frowning and staring as he pulled the rope.

"Hahaha~~"

Because Sun Yue was mentioned before, the audience got into the role for a generation, and then made up the picture in their brains, laughing hard enough.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his arm, waved viciously left and right, and said, "Fatty Zhou pulled the donkey over and slapped the donkey, the donkey is honest."

The audience was overjoyed after listening to it.

"As soon as I got on the donkey, I went out of Dongguan and went straight to the black pine forest. If you have something to say, you often have nothing to say. Let's go."

"When I entered the black pine forest, I saw the temple. This temple has been in disrepair for a long time. He doesn't know how many years it has been. Anyway, according to the local old man, this temple has a history of hundreds of years."

"I found a tree at the gate and tied the donkey. Fatty Zhou stood here and looked at the temple. It was really broken, but I could feel it. I think the incense must have been very strong back then. I was very happy watching it, because this job can earn money." After some money, I walked into the temple while thinking about walking.”

Qu Xiaoyun described while gesticulating:

"The temple has a mountain gate. Once you enter the mountain gate, you will see a courtyard. Come in and have a look. Fatty Zhou ran straight to the main hall. The road is not easy to walk, and the bricks are overturned. There are a few trees in the courtyard, which are crooked. crooked."

"Fatty Zhou stood at the entrance of the main hall and looked inside. I don't know what is being offered here. There is a piece of flat here. I can't read the word clearly. There are two statues in the middle, which are hardly visible due to disrepair. Here it comes."

Qu Xiaoyun talked about this to popularize science for the audience:
"Usually when you enter the main hall of this temple, there is one statue inside, sitting inside, and the other statues you share are also standing on both sides. There are two statues in the middle, two statues, you can't tell what they look like, they are too old and rotten. "

Qu Xiaoyun stroked his chin and imitated: "Fatty Zhou looked up at the plaque. The plaque is three characters. The paint has also fallen off, and it will soon fall off. There are two characters left in the three characters. The last character is not clear. I just looked at the first two characters for a long time, and I saw it, impermanence!"

"Everyone knows about impermanence. The two god statues are for black and white impermanence, right? Fatty Zhou felt inexplicably cold when he thought of this, and the more he muttered, the more afraid he became. "

This is indeed the case. Take the teaching building as an example. When a person is locked in at night, the electric switch is pulled, and the doors and windows are sealed. He is the only one in the building, and he can’t see anywhere. There will be some noises in the phenomenon, and there will inevitably be dripping water in the water room, and people will go crazy the next day.

In order to better shape the plot and let the audience understand better, Qu Xiaoyun explained to the audience in detail:
"Black and white impermanence are actually two indispensable people in fairy tales. Back then, there was such an old man who lived with his son. This son didn't learn well. After being educated, he was a hooligan. His favorite thing to do was to make money. His father said He didn't listen, and fought and scolded his father."

"I lost a lot of money outside this day, and when I went home to rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find money, my father caught me. The father and I fought, and the son grabbed a handful of coppers from his father's pocket. That's not counting, let his father take off his clothes. Come down, he's going to be an asshole."

"His father pushed him when he was angry, but he didn't push him well. There happened to be a millstone behind him. His son was killed on the spot, and the landlord came. He also knew that his son was not filial, so they all testified against him. The son killed himself."

"His son died violently. According to folklore, he can't cross the Naihe Bridge, and the underworld doesn't accept him. The soul can't go anywhere, so he always wanders around the door of the house, but he dares not enter. There is a dog at home. The dog's eyes are clean, and he barks desperately when he sees him."

"His father came out, and the old man knew that his son must have returned. This scolding, how many troubles you have caused since you were young, and it is not easy for me to be a father. So, so, so, so, so so, so he said it."

"He was very ashamed after hearing this, and began to admit his mistakes to his father, and promised not to do bad things in the future. Yincao Difu felt that this child was okay, so he took him away. When he arrived at the Temple of Heaven, he said, I am willing to accept any punishment. Come on then, he bought a pass for the [-] Hells."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by this funny description.

"At the end of the reincarnation, the family who came here was named Fan. There were already six children in front of him, and they were almost unable to support them. When he was born, the family was worried. His father said that this child was hopeless. Let’s call it Wujiu, Fan Wujiu.”

The eyes of some familiar audiences brightened.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed softly, and said: "When he was three years old, the flood broke out and his whole family was gone. He was the only one who survived. Since then, he has been reduced to begging. Fan Wujiu is very kind-hearted. , Whoever bullies others, he will not do it, and slowly a bunch of little beggars will make friends with him and treat him as a big brother."

"Among these beggars, there is one who has a temper with him. His surname is Xie and his name is Xie Bi'an. Remember these two names, Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an."

"These two brothers are really fighting against injustice and doing good things. When people in the local area heard about these two people, they thought it was great. They could protect the peace of the neighbors and neighbors. Later, the yamen called for arrests, and the two brothers went. After all, good deeds come from famous."

"The magistrate of the county knew that they were very popular with the people, so he kept them. The two of them were the arresters at the gate of the yamen. They really did their duty." Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up.

"On this day, there was an urgent official document, which was related to the number of lives. The two of them were asked to deliver the official document. While walking halfway, it rained heavily. The rain was too heavy."

"The two brothers said that it would be fatal, especially holding the official document. The official document should not be wet. There is a bridge next to it, and the two of them stood under the bridge to shelter from the rain. Fan Wujiu said, go home, go home Take the umbrella, it’s okay if we get wet, don’t get the official document wet.”

"Okay! Xie Bi'an ran home. He was not feeling well these days. After running, he was exposed to the rain and wind. When he got home, he felt uncomfortable all over. His stomach hurt so badly that he just threw it away!"

"No matter how uncomfortable it is to pass out, when I open my eyes again, the sky is bright, and my heart is broken, Brother Fan Qi is still there, I'm going to sleep now, I'm a bastard, run back quickly."

One mouth can't express the two words, Qu Xiaoyun continued to introduce:
"That one, I have been waiting under the bridge, because I said before leaving, we two brothers agreed, I will wait for you to come back, and we will send the official documents together when you come back, I will not leave if anything happens, I have been in Standing under the bridge, it was raining heavily, and the water was getting stronger and stronger, drowning the man alive."

Hearing this, some audience members began to chatter:
"This person is stubborn, won't he wait on the bridge???"

"I think this is a performance of what it says it does!!!"

Viewers are polarized.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene and said: "When Xie Bi'an came back, he saw Fan Wu's dead body standing here holding a tree root. Oh, Brother Seven, blame me, I didn't fulfill my promise, I said Why did you fall asleep when you came back and cry a lot.”

"Someone came to the gate of the yamen, let's do some business, and buried Fan Wujiu. Xie Bi'an hanged himself in front of this grave that night—we buddies, if we live together, we will die together!"

"Yan Wangye knew that he had picked Thumbs, that's all, you two are really good, because of your character, so, let's work here as errands, one of you is black impermanence and the other is white impermanence."

"This Fan Wujiu was drowned, and he drank a lot of water and had a big belly. From now on, you will maintain this image, wearing a black dress and a hat with the words 'I'm going to catch you' written on it. You are responsible for catching him." Those vicious Ah Piao."

"This Xie Bi'an, who hanged himself, bulged his eyes, and stuck out his long tongue. From now on, you will remain like this. Your name is Bai Wuchang. There are also four words on your hat, 'I'll see you soon'. From now on, you will be Responsible for picking up those kind-hearted Ah Piao."

"From now on, there are so many black impermanence and white impermanence in the underworld."

"it is good!!!"

"well said!!!"

"It turns out that this is how mythological characters come from. I always know the characters but don't understand the story. This time I have increased my knowledge!!!"

The audience clapped and applauded after listening to it. This is the charm of stand-up comedy. There are burdens in the story, but there are also points that make people shine.

Some viewers who don't know this type of cross talk lamented that the young people on the stage have a big belly, but they also developed a strong interest in this type of cross talk, and many fans became fans in just a few minutes.

At the same time, the theater audience's attention has become more and more concentrated, and they are all looking forward to the next story.

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(End of this chapter)