Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 346 Storytelling is too happy
The audience was very engaged.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Generally speaking, there is a separate hall in the temple for Black and White Impermanence, called the Hall of Impermanence, and there is usually a hall in the east and west halls for them, but the two of them are the main ones. A temple is rare."

"Fatty Zhou is standing here looking at it, as if he vaguely remembers that someone said in his old age that this temple worships black and white impermanence, so the last word on the plaque is either temple or temple, anyway, it can't be nunnery."

"Hahaha~~"

The funny language amused the audience again.

"Fatty Zhou looked around, drew pictures, and thought about bringing two or three helpers. It is estimated that the work will be done in a month or so, and he will also calculate how much it will cost. I think it is about the same, and I will go back. Tell them to go, turn around and come out."

"According to the hour, it's getting dark. Fatty Zhou came out after lunch. He came out after lunch to add the journey, and after that, he dawdled for a while, so it's already evening."

"Turn around and go back to ride the donkey home. You come out of the temple to look for your own donkey. People are stupid. The tree that tied the donkey is still there, and the rope on the tree is still there. The donkey is gone." Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands. , at a loss.

"Fatty Zhou was wondering. When he lifted his nose and smelled it, he felt a fishy smell. He didn't know what was going on, and he didn't know if his eyes were dazzled. He felt as if there was a gust of wind blowing in front of him. It looks like hairy, I don’t know what it is, it’s gone in a blink of an eye.”

"Fatty Zhou is scared, because of what, the sky is getting darker and darker, no, I have to go quickly, there is no way to go to the village or back to the store, where should I go? Especially when the donkey suddenly disappeared, what if this happens? What about selling donkey meat and burning it? I can’t bear it.”

"Hahaha~~"

Whenever the atmosphere is tense, humorous words can always make everyone laugh.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Let's go first, go to the main road first, and talk when I see pedestrians, run out, fat, he is panting after running for two steps, he is almost at the edge of the pine forest, be at ease, An old man came across, and the old man came running towards the fat man like he was taking a walk.”

Qu Xiaoyun played the second role, imitating:

"The old man is happy—hey, he's so fat, why is he so idle, and he still comes here to play."

"Fatty Zhou—uncle, I'm not here to play, I've got a job, I'm passing by, have you ever seen a donkey?"

"I've seen it."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands:

"No, sir, I have a problem with what I said. All you see is the donkey on the street. My donkey is different from those."

"The old man nodded—have you ever seen the kind that is stewed in a pot?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience burst into laughter.

"You're talking about donkey meat."

"I've seen it burnt in flames."

"Hahaha~~"

"Fatty Zhou—I came here on a donkey. Now that the donkey is gone, the rope is still there. Do you see the donkey I lost?"

"The old man pointed to the sky—young man, it's getting dark, and it's getting darker."

"Yeah, I know."

"That's why I can't scare you either, we have goblins here."

"Fatty Zhou—help!"

"The old man is happy - don't shout, such a big fat man, you are timid, fat people should be bold."

"Sir, don't tease me, I can't stand it, why are there still goblins in this place?"

"I've also heard that we goblins have eaten a lot of livestock, including donkeys, horses, and mules. It's possible that your donkey was eaten by it just now."

"Oh, what kind of elves are we?"

"I won't tell you, you are afraid and timid."

"Fatty Zhou—I'm not timid. I'm afraid when I'm alone, but now I'm not afraid when I see people."

"Old man—don't you worry about me?"

"Don't tease, don't tease, don't tease! As soon as you say that I have goosebumps, I will ask you what kind of goblin eats my ass?"

"That might be the fire essence."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Fatty Zhou—I am suddenly enlightened by what you said, sir. I understand if you want to say that. There are two kinds of Huoshaojing, one is round and the other is square. The square one is Hejian area, and the round one is Baoding. Regional."

"Hahaha~~"

"Master is happy—you can, young man, you are an expert."

"Who ever heard of the 300-year-old fire becoming fine, flying down from the sky to snatch the donkey away, it's nothing, sir, don't make trouble."

"I'm just kidding with you, young man. I just think you're cute, but I've also heard people say that I haven't seen one. I've heard from them that it's a beast that has become a spirit, and it's a beast."

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, and imitated with half understanding:

"Oh, eagle, it flies in the sky."

"No, there's something wrong with your ears. There's too much fat in your ears! Biao, you've got three more words."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience filled their brains with the picture, and laughed so hard that they gave applause one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun saw the bewildered faces of some audience members, so he explained in detail:

"This biao has been around since ancient times. Anyway, there are several theories. One theory is that this biao is a tiger with wings. Literally, a biao is a tiger with wings."

"There is another saying that three tigers come out of one, because it is said that a tigress usually gives birth to one or two cubs, and if there is another one, it will be difficult to feed the third one."

"So what should I do? Generally speaking, the tigress will go to the big one and the second one, but the third one will not be able to take care of it or feed it. Sometimes even the tigress will take the third one out and throw it away. If you die, you will live and die, and you can't take care of it."

"So a little tiger like Biao has been full of imbalance since he was a child. If he survives by chance, in retrospect, the first thing he will do is to find his mother who gave birth to him and kill the tigress. Even the two brothers in front have to be killed to avenge their original revenge!"

"That's why Biao is extremely fierce. If it succeeds in cultivation, it will be brave and ferocious."

The explanation was very clear, and the audience applauded one after another.

After Qu Xiaoyun finished explaining, he went on to say:
"After the old man explained to him, it is said that we have a tiger, which has become a spirit. After hearing this, the fat man was dumbfounded - so scared. The old man said that this fear is useless, and the other one is actually you shouldn't come out. , look at your body, Biao loves you so much."

"Grandpa, what you said made me murmur, and I shouldn't stand here and listen to your nonsense, because it was completely dark after I finished speaking, what can I do, I don't go to the village, I don't go to the hotel, I want to stay in the hotel."

"It's difficult for you to stay in the hotel. One is that the county seat of Xiongxian County has been closed. You are thirty miles away from Dongguan, right?"

"Yes."

"If you believe me, you can go back to this impermanent temple and sleep for a night, and you can sleep in the impermanent temple for a night."

"What do you mean by tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow you will not be afraid."

"How about tonight?"

"Look."

"The word 'look' is the best word in the world. Borrow 2000 yuan and let's see. Is it going to work or not?"

The audience in the audience listened to the music.

"When Fatty Zhou hesitated, he was taken aback for a moment—oh, sir, it's strange, where did you come from in the dead of night? Why are you walking around here?"

"Hahaha~~"

The reflex arc is long enough.

"The old man is so happy—oh, you asked this question in my heart, okay, see you later. When the old man finished speaking, he turned his face away, and in the blink of an eye, the old man was gone!" Qu After Xiaoyun finished speaking, he spread his hands and emphasized his tone.

"Huh~~"

"Where is the old man who tells ghost stories? Hei Geng told me a story in the middle of the night. What should I do if he ran away after telling me? Oops, I'm going to die. Standing with this black pine forest is even more terrifying. It's dark and there are no stars and no moon, and it's so scary when the wind blows and the leaves ring."

"Fatty Zhou said in his heart, why don't I go back first, sit in the temple and see how it goes, if I lack virtue, I shouldn't accept this job..."

Qu Xiaoyun interpreted Suishinian very similarly.

"Go back, go back to the temple, close the mountain gate, and you're in the courtyard from the beginning, why, it's even more frightening to enter that house. After a while, the wind picked up, Fatty Zhou found a corner to lean on, leaning on He's fat, if he's thin, he'll be colder."

"As soon as the wind passed, the sky cleared and the moon came out. It's better to have moonlight. People are like this. A little light is fine. But the more I sit, the colder it gets. I didn't eat, and I didn't bring any thick clothes. Fatty Zhou said to himself, I can just sit in the hall, it’s a room anyway, don’t sit in the courtyard, it’s no different from sitting in the street.”

"Go straight inside and come to this hall. There is also this door, but it almost doesn't match. Half of the door is okay, but the other half can't be pushed, and there is still a small crack left when forced to pull."

"Look over here. There's a straw mat in the corner. Maybe a beggar lived here before. It's a pain. I'll have to ask them for more money tomorrow."

"The moonlight came in outside. Fatty Zhou looked at the two portraits along the moonlight. The more he looked at them, the more he felt that black and white were impermanent. He didn't see it when he came here. The closer he looked, the more he looked like him! He has this painting skill, and he keeps painting. I am perfecting this in my mind, the more I think about it, the more I like it, the more I look like it, the more I am afraid, I want to watch it if I don’t watch it.”

"Hahaha~~"

The description of human psychology is very good, and the audience can't help but laugh after listening to it.

Qu Xiaoyun hugged his shoulders, frowned and said:

"My heart says I'll bear it and fall asleep. I'll run as soon as the sun breaks. I'll be fine as soon as the rooster crows. Sit down. The fat man will fall asleep in a daze this week. Look at this thing, he's big-hearted and fat." Well."

"I fell asleep in a daze, and the wind was blowing outside again. Just now, a gust of wind blew out the moon, and now there are clouds again. It feels like it's going to rain, and the moon is almost invisible. He is basically Fell asleep, but it is impossible to sleep as soundly as at home."

"According to the current hour, it is twelve o'clock at night. The fat man is sleeping. The mountain gate outside creaks and opens. A knife comes in from the crack of the door. After the knife comes in, the hand comes in. Immediately following the crack of the door, no one moved and came in."

Speaking of this tense place, there was no sound in the theater, and the audience was very engrossed in listening.

Qu Xiaoyun continued while gesticulating:
"The two people came in with the same posture. They walked very mechanically. They looked at each other and rushed to the main hall."

"Let's talk about the door of the main hall. The so-called is to close it. The corner of the fat man is sleeping. These two people came in along the crack of the door. They raised their knives and walked forward step by step towards the fat man. "

"When the knife fell, the two of them may not have discussed it. The clouds became thicker and thicker, and then there was a clatter of thunder, and the rain was like a torrent. The fat man woke up, opened his eyes, ah!"

"Everyone has to be afraid. There are two people standing in front of them. They are holding a knife. And with a flash of light, I can see their faces. They have long faces. They are about a foot and a half long. They are pale. bright red mouth."

"Fatty's shout scared the two of them. If you say this thing, whoever can scare the other!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"The fat man stood up, help, he stood up and the two of them came back to their senses, took this knife and chopped off their heads, and the fat man ran away. The fat man said that I would not give you any piece of meat! Run away, Good guy, the three ran away in the temple, the fat man has never been so flexible since he was a child."

"The fat man ran and said in his heart that I'm a bastard. I can't keep running in the house. When I opened the door, people went out after a while. As soon as he came out, the two of them also came out. When it rained, there was moss outside. Fat man The shoes are slippery, and people will fall there after taking a few steps!"

Speaking of this, the audience also sweated.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands: "My heart is finished, my life is over. When I turned around, the two people held up the knife and walked up the steps from the outside. The rain fell on the two of them, stabbed them all at once, A puff of white smoke, these two people are gone. Fatty is stupid, why is this? Why does white smoke come out when it rains?"

"It's too late to think about it, don't stay here anymore, I'll run, I'll run out first, it doesn't matter where I go, Fatty Zhou ran out as if risking his life, he has never been so neat before, he lost a donkey first , I almost lost my flesh again, did the fire sellers follow me, it scared me to death."

"Hahaha~~"

"Let's go, walk this way and walk on the main road, and you will gradually feel more at ease. It will be much better if you are not in that environment. After walking for about ten minutes, you can vaguely feel that there is a house, and the light in this house is still on."

"Okay, this may be a tofu seller, because generally speaking tofu sellers wake up early, so I go there and ask someone for a bowl of hot soy milk to drink. I'll have two pieces of tofu to eat. I'll warm up first."

"Go down this road and go past this house. It took about ten minutes to arrive. There was a light on in a small thatched house. When I walked up to it, I saw that the window was not closed tightly."

"Fatty Zhou thought I'll see who it is first, and felt relieved when he saw it. There is an old man sitting in this room. He is the old man who told him ghost stories in the evening."

The audience was relieved to hear this.

Qu Xiaoyun opened his eyes and described in detail: "The old man is sitting there with an oil lamp lit in front of him. He is holding a pen in his hand and a paint dish in his other hand. The fat man is very happy. This man is very happy. He is with me and can draw, so what does he draw?"

"Look again. There is a paper tiger on the table. The old man is drawing the eyebrows and eyes of the paper tiger with a pen. While drawing, he said, "Okay, I'll draw it for you. Stand up and eat the fat man outside!"

The audience in the audience were very surprised, they didn't expect this reversal, and they were worried about what would happen to Fatty Zhou...

"Snapped!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly dropped his hand, knocking Xingmu.

"Applause!!!"

"Why did you dig a hole again???"

The audience was addicted to listening to it, but Xingmu broke down and cried.

Qu Xiaoyun threw away the small shovel in his hand, bowed and exited, secretly delighted: "There is Yan Ruyu in the pit, and there is a golden house in the pit, you just stay in the pit, hahaha~~"

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(End of this chapter)