Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 348
After the laughter.

Yu Qian stared and emphasized: "Remember "Happiness Trio"!"

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words with a smile: "Yes, the show is called Happiness Trio, and your old couple will show their affection on the show."

Before Yu Qian could say anything, Guo Degang slapped the table suddenly, gritted his teeth and said, "It's in my heart, and I'm not mad at all."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience burst into laughter and gave warm applause.

"You two, continue on." Yu Qian put his hands behind his back, with a look of disdain.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the master, smiled and praised: "I think my master can't like to watch that show, after watching that sour panic."

Guo Degang scratched his heart and said, "Oh, to be honest, you don't understand either."

"You know, do you?" Yu Qian pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun squinted his eyes and recalled: "The old couple sprinkled dog food in the show, Uncle Yu hugged Aunt Yu, and there were several scenes eating there."

Guo Degang was furious and yelled, "I'm going to call the police! Take care of my feelings!"

"Hahaha~~"

"What's the matter with you!" Yu Qian stared.

"Be considerate of our audience's feelings!" Guo Degang changed his words.

"Oh, the TV is indeed 4K high-definition now, good guy, it's all over the wire!" Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips with embarrassment.

"Oh my God." Guo De just felt uncomfortable after hearing this and covered his heart.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and the joyous atmosphere on the scene was high.

"Can you watch it on TV?" Yu Qian stared.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Anyway, it's quite enjoyable to watch, sir, I'm also very curious about the feedback you gave me on the show, is it because you usually can't get kissing scenes when you are making movies, in this It’s fun on the show.”

"It's up to you!"

Yu Qian rolled his eyes at him, then turned his head to look at the audience, and said with a smile: "For dramas with kissing scenes, please contact me, I can get less money."

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The audience is very cooperative.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I am really honored to be on the same stage with you two today."

Guo Degang shook his head with a smile and said: "After you keep saying this, your uncle will not be on the same stage with you."

The audience in the audience chuckled.

"My lord, I was wrong, so I won't say anything." Qu Xiaoyun reacted quickly, bowing and apologizing immediately.

"You are still a good young man if you know your mistakes and can correct them!" Yu Qian forgave generously.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Last year, the third brother came to pick up the mandarin jacket. They said it was the ceiling of the mandarin jacket. Does this ceiling still exist now?"

"The demolition of the upstairs has been exposed." Guo Degang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest, and said to himself: "You have to listen to me."

"How about it?"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out two fingers, proudly said: "The second ceiling."

"Oh, the ceiling on the second floor." Guo Degang pouted.

"Hahaha~~"

"It's rare to have this opportunity today, I have a little secret to reveal to everyone!" Qu Xiaoyun said arrogantly.

"What?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled and explained, "That's why Dalin didn't like to perform for a year."

"Let's talk after you think about it." Yu Qian persuaded with a smile.

"You don't know this, can you tell me, Master?" Qu Xiaoyun was a little timid.

"You can talk if you can broadcast it." Guo Degang said indifferently.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Then I'll tell everyone, I don't care if I offend others. There is a saying that the Yangtze River's waves destroy the waves ahead."

"It's an old saying."

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his voice and whispered in Master's ear: "It's time to step aside."

"Hahaha~~"

"I didn't understand, what do you mean, young master?" Guo Degang was confused.

"You still don't understand that!" Qu Xiaoyun was very surprised.

Guo Degang spread his hands and became even more confused: "How do I have to understand?"

Qu Xiaoyun slowly advanced and explained: "Let's put it this way, now the whole country knows that Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu's art is first-class."

"Don't dare." Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "There is no one in our industry that surpasses the two of you."

Guo Degang was very helpful after listening to it: "Speak up."

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject and said, "But, listen to whether what I said makes sense. It's good, but it's a bit outdated."

"Are we outdated?" Guo Degang glanced at Yu Qian, both of them were very surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "For example, many people fall asleep listening to the cross talk between my master and uncle."

"I have the grace to sleep with them." Guo Degang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked the audience: "What wakes you up when you sleep?"

"Call Xiaofan!!!"

The audience answered very well, and it is true that some audiences do not like to listen to the singing.

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh, and said in a critical tone: "Look at the audience's feedback, you call Xiaofan every year, have you considered Xiaofan for Xiaofan! Xiaofan is tired."

The audience in the audience chuckled.

"Yes, yes." Guo Degang didn't refute.

"But no matter what, you still occupy a traditional art. Some people have a popular song today on the platform and a popular song tomorrow." Qu Xiaoyun looked at Yu Qian meaningfully after finishing speaking.

"Are you talking about me?" Yu Qian stared.

"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun answered harshly.

"I won't sing now." Yu Qian spread his hands and defended.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Now that we've come to this point, why don't you sing?"

Yu Qian asked in a daze, opened his mouth for a long time, and finally shook his hand: "I don't even know."

"Hahaha~~"

"Just pretend to be confused!" Qu Xiaoyun looked disbelieving.

Guo Degang said good things for his partner: "Mr. Yu is just confused. I don't understand why you come up and give us a hard time. Why are we outdated? Teacher Yu's popular songs are outdated. I can still listen to Peking Opera." , Peking opera came first, pop songs came first?"

Yu Qian interrupted: "No, I didn't understand what you said just now, do you know why I don't sing?"

"You found me!" Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest with a proud face.

"Found you? What did you find?" Yu Qian didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his mouth and explained: "I can sing, I can also sing the rock you sing, I am a serious rock and roll veteran!"

"one comes!!!"

"one comes!!!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience booed one after another, and even Zhou Shuyi also booed at this meeting, and the contagion of this thing is really strong.

Guo Degang said with a look of disgust: "I haven't seen you shake it all these years, and I haven't seen you roll it?"

"Hahaha~~"

"You don't believe it?"

Seeing being questioned, Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows.

Guo Degang shook his head: "Sing a few lines for us to try. It just so happens that Teacher Yu is here to give you a comment. Teacher Yu is a professional smoker."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"It has nothing to do with that, you can sing!" Yu Qian said impatiently.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and said loudly: "Then I will sing one, Mr. Yu, I can sing this very well, don't tell me if you can sing it, you haven't even heard of it, do you believe it?"

"I haven't heard rock songs?" Yu Qian was very angry after hearing it.

"Correct."

Guo Degang persuaded his apprentice: "Master, let me tell you, let's not be too crazy. You still sing a song, but you can't do it. You are the person in charge of the Beijing Carrier Pigeon Association!"

"Hahaha~~"

"It's not next to each other." Yu Qian looked disgusted.

Guo Degang lowered his voice and said, "He can also ride a big horse!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian said impatiently: "You don't need to say this, just sing it quickly, let's listen."

"I'm here..."

Qu Xiaoyun finished Fan Er and fell into silence.

Five seconds later...

"it is good!!!"

The audience applauded and applauded.

Yu Qian was furious, and complained to the audience: "It's all right if you hear something, if you don't sing a sentence, pay it back."

As soon as the words fell, Qu Xiaoyun sang: "I want to go from south to north, and I want to go from white to black."

"it is good!!!"

The a cappella was very nice, a bit like rock and roll, and the audience applauded one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun was overjoyed, and Yu Qian, whose fingers were frozen in place, said triumphantly: "Did you see, Teacher Yu was stupid at that time! Hey, don't be dumbfounded, will you?"

Yu Qian put his hands behind his back and sneered: "Will you? You can remove the word 'are'. I can't sing "Fake Monk" very well. It's not a day or two."

"It's been several days!" Guo Degang praised.

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian looked disgusted: "It's been a few years, it's been a few years, you just say what I said is right!"

Qu Xiaoyun was very embarrassed, forced a smile, and made excuses: "Everyone, you can see that we respect the old and love the young."

"Why do you respect the old and love the young?" Yu Qian asked with a frown.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "It would be so embarrassing if Uncle Yu didn't know any of them after I finished singing!"

Guo De just finished listening to the music: "Why does your uncle care about this?"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Go, why don't I lose face?" Yu Qian stared.

Qu Xiaoyun persuaded with a smile: "Teacher Yu, if I were you, I would say no."

After hearing this, Yu Qian's nose was crooked: "Why do you pretend you can't? You come up to scold me, but I still have to say no, why am I so cheap?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down and gave warm applause one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun's face darkened: "If you say that, I won't show mercy to you. I'll make another one."

"Come on." Yu Qian looked disdainful.

"Success, this time you definitely won't!"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he sang: "Among the crowd, there are you and me. We meet and know each other and ponder over each other."

"it is good!!!"

The audience applauded again.

Yu Qian finished listening to the music: "Hey, what song do I think it is? Isn't this "Shame on You" by the Black Panthers? I have sung it with their bands!"

"Could it be again?"

"How fresh!"

Guo Degang couldn't stand it any longer, and persuaded his disciples, "It's difficult for you to do something, it's difficult for your uncle."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and confidently said: "Success, if I sing this, you will feel ashamed!"

"You come!" Yu Qian refused to accept.

Qu Xiaoyun brewed for a while, and the tone rose several times when he opened his mouth: "You have to love after death, and you will not be happy if you don't be hearty! What's the name of this song?"

Yu Qian finished listening to the music: "You sang all the names, and you still sing this sentence just because it's the title of the song, and let me guess!"

Guo Degang shook his hands: "Your uncle heard it again, is there any other good?"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and was about to cry when he was wronged: "What else is there? I know these three!"

"Hey, that's it?" Yu Qian mocked with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed at the proud Yu Qian, and complained to Master: "Master, what do you say..."

Guo Degang patted his apprentice on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Why don't I help you talk all the time, young master, our children are now so ashamed that they will love you to death."

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun looked aggrieved and complained: "Teacher Yu, why don't you have the talent of an adult! You said that I finally had a cross talk with Master on stage, but you just said no, and it's over if I go down!"

"Why?" Yu Qian's nose was crooked.

Guo Degang pointed to the ground and echoed, "Yes, you should kneel down for the child and knock it down! I am good at doting on children."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed out loud.

Yu Qian was so angry that he vomited fragrantly: "You will not die, I will give him one when I am full, why don't you give him one!"

Qu Xiaoyun wiped away tears and said: "It's useless to say anything, my mother called 1 people to watch my show, and it turned out like this, I'm ashamed."

"Neighbors don't have TVs." Guo Degang curled his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

"How can I act like this, I'm leaving!"

Qu Xiaoyun flicked his sleeves and lifted his coat, and he was about to leave the stage.

"Look who wronged our child, I criticized your uncle, come back quickly!"

Guo De just took two quick steps, pulled his apprentice back, and comforted him, "Why go, this is not going to happen."

"It's not just about this, I'm so angry!" Qu Xiaoyun cried.

"Whoever made you wronged, I will say him." Guo Degang patted his back and comforted him.

"you!"

"Me? What happened to me?" Guo Degang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun wiped away his tears, and explained the reason to the audience: "Now Deyun Club is recording a play called "Deyun Washe", and all the brothers and sisters have gone to filming, my master won't let me go, let me go to the theater Sweep the floor, two corn buns a day."

"Why not let you participate?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly, and explained: "Because my master thinks I have no traffic, I'm not handsome or capable, and the performance style on stage is that everyone doesn't know what I'm talking about. Although it didn't amuse you, it did cheer you up."

The audience laughed and applauded.

"It's enough to have fun." This time the role was changed, and Yu Qian sang the red face.

"I'm not good at singing, so I don't have to suffer from this awkwardness. It's a hindrance to Deyun Society."

"What are you going to do?" Guo Degang got a little impatient.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the exit, and said frankly: "I went out and left the Deyun Club. After so many years, no one in our Deyun Club is about to quit. The news about this is a bit weak."

"So this will come out. Guo Degang's apprentice quit the Deyun Club when he played "Picking the Jacket". What a good thing this is, and the Deyun Club can become popular again."

"He hasn't forgotten Deyun Club even after he's gone." Yu Qian gave a thumbs up after listening.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience burst into laughter and gave warm applause.

……

(End of this chapter)