Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 349

Another one was about to withdraw, and the audience laughed from ear to ear.

Qu Xiaoyun became more and more enthusiastic: "Yes, after I left, another news broke out, and another traitor appeared in Deyun Society, and the Deyun Society will become popular again on the hot search!"

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang put on a bitter face, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Son, let me stop you, have you eaten something dirty these two days? We don't understand a single word you said on stage."

"Not next to each other." Yu Qian echoed.

Qu Xiaoyun said disapprovingly, "Yes, this is my stage style."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Guo Degang waved his hand and advised, "Don't talk nonsense."

Qu Xiaoyun floated up, and the corner of his mouth raised: "You don't need to stop me, your heart is softening, aren't you?"

Guo Degang shook his head, and said lightly: "That's not true, I'm happy whoever leaves."

Qu Xiaoyun snorted, and looked forward: "After I quit, I won't be able to talk behind the scenes. I will leave Deyun Club and do something else."

"What do you do for a living?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun said: "I'll sell popsicles."

"Goodbye!" Guo Degang waved.

There were bursts of laughter from the audience, and some audiences who understood knew that He Wei had been killed. He happened to bring popsicles on the short video platform some time ago.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't care and said: "Since you don't want to keep me so much, you can add another article in the report, Guo Degang expelled me from the sect. Really, it's not that I don't recognize my master, but he expelled me first."

"Hahaha~~"

This is after smashing He Wei, and then smashing Cao Jin.

Guo Degang nodded, and said angrily, "You can't be called Qu Xiaoyun from now on, you will be called Xiaoyun from now on."

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned after hearing this, and said with a question mark on his face, "Good guy, that's the last name my father gave me, and you took my last name off."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun gritted his teeth and said: "Sure, I have a bit of backbone. After I leave, I will be called Qu Yun, or Yun Yun. Yun Yun is the nickname my grandma gave me and I can call it."

Guo Degang snorted coldly, pointed at the audience and said, "Take your grandma away too, and see who looks like your grandma in the audience."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience burst into laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Success, I left with Kong Xianghui from last year."

"Let's go." Guo Degang urged, frowning.

Just as Qu Xiaoyun was about to leave, he suddenly stopped: "But I have a very good conscience, I wish you good health, and now I am also calling for a third child..."

"Hahaha~~"

"Stop talking, goodbye." Guo Degang looked impatient.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand to lift up his coat: "Okay, then I'll be leaving."

Guo Degang was full of anger, and turned his head to deliberately tell Yu Qian: "Whoever wants to stop you is the one!"

The audience looked at Yu Qian with a blank face and laughed out loud.

Seeing Qu Xiaoyun walking farther and farther, Yu Qian became anxious, and quickly took a few steps to chase after him: "I am that one!"

"Hahaha~~"

I didn't expect to be able to admit it voluntarily, and the audience laughed unsteadily.

"You wait a minute!"

Yu Qian pulled Qu Xiaoyun back to the microphone, stared and asked, "Aren't you going to stop talking about cross talk from now on?"

Qu Xiaoyun said angrily: "Yes, I won't come, if I come again, I will spit on your grave!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Why did the title of the banned film come out???"

"It's so funny, Zhang Helun came back to burn paper again, this is another one who spit on the grave, hahaha!!!"

The audience laughed like crazy, and the audience applauded thunderously.

"Take me off you!"

Yu Qian angrily stretched out his hand to pick off the black jacket on Qu Xiaoyun's body, and the two of them tore it off.

What's interesting is that Qu Xiaoyun didn't protect his mandarin coat, but instead unbuttoned Yu Qian's mandarin coat, trying to unbutton it.

The two elders picked off each other's clothes on the stage. The funny scene amused the audience, and even Guo Degang laughed along.

In the end, Guo Degang couldn't stand it anymore, and stepped forward to stop him: "Speaking of it, why did you do it?"

"Nonsense, I asked him to take off my mandarin jacket, and that mandarin jacket is mine!" Yu Qian yelled tiredly and out of breath as he got older.

Guo Degang scratched his head, and fell into doubt and self-doubt: "I seem to hear this sentence every year."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"You praise one person every year!" Yu Qian said while buttoning up his coat.

Guo Degang rubbed his chin, wondering: "Since I praise them, why don't they quit?"

"Then who knows where to go." Yu Qian said angrily.

Guo Degang gave up thinking, turned around and questioned his apprentice: "Qu Xiaoyun, our program is called "Picking the Jacket", why are you picking up your uncle's coat? You two gentlemen are so ridiculous! Your girlfriend is still here, what do you want her to think of you?" !"

"Hahaha~~"

"Goose goose goose~~"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience went crazy again. Zhou Shuyi, who was sitting in the audience, blushed with a smile, and liked the show very much.

Qu Xiaoyun stared and said: "You can control yourself, let alone take off your coat!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Heh, why did a mad dog come out!"

Guo Degang curled his lips and questioned, "Let me ask you, you said you quit, didn't you?"

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun increased the volume.

Guo Degang nodded: "Okay, this is not important, we are like a big car shop, we come and we go, we have you and you are not much, but now there is a problem, your uncle said , this mandarin jacket must be kept, this mandarin jacket belongs to him, I ask you whose mandarin jacket is this?"

Qu Xiaoyun tugged at the mandarin jacket on his body, and said, "Master, can't you see it? The mandarin jacket is on me."

"Nonsense, what does it matter if you wear it on your body, who am I asking you for?" Guo Degang said impatiently.

"Put it on me, you taste it, you taste it carefully." Qu Xiaoyun started to mess around.

Guo Degang slapped the table, and said angrily: "This is too much to say, what is my taste, don't go around, whose clothes are these?"

Qu Xiaoyun pouted at Yu Qian very reluctantly: "His."

"Give it to others!" Guo Degang commanded.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, and tightly protected his jacket: "I can't give it to him."

"Why?" Guo Degang asked with a frown.

Qu Xiaoyun hesitated for a moment, and forcefully explained: "It's good for him to wear the clothes."

"Did you give me interest?" Yu Qian couldn't listen anymore.

"It's more important than giving interest."

"Then tell me."

Qu Xiaoyun blinked and blinked, and made up: "What's the matter, I also finished filming the group show that day, and many programs including movies came to me later, and I came to a movie that day and asked me to play the leading role. Act as the groom's officer."

"Good thing." Guo Degang praised.

Qu Xiao hesitantly said: "The theme is around widows."

Guo De just finished listening to the music: "Then you don't need to go, I guess you will have to go to the grave for the first show."

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Anyway, it's an opportunity. I have to go. If I go, I have to wear a mandarin jacket. How can I have this? I am usually a very fashionable person."

"What kind of movie is this without a mandarin jacket?" Guo Degang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands: "There really isn't one, and let me solve the problem by myself. If I don't solve the role, I will give it to someone else. I will look for it. Suddenly I remembered that Uncle Yu had this mandarin jacket at home, so I went home. , as a result, Uncle Yu is not at home."

Guo Degang was overjoyed, and asked with a smirk, "Am I there?"

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "You are not here either."

Guo Degang lowered his voice and said, "I went out with your aunt."

"Hahaha~~"

"Go!" Yu Qian pushed his old partner angrily.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Try your luck, knock on the door, everyone, think about it, it's Uncle Yu's house, not everyone will open the door."

"Yes." Guo Degang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Those who have a secret code will hear murmurs inside after a while—I am April in the world. We have to go back to people—I am Sanxian from the Northeast."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Yu Qian curled his lips and said, "Is this a secret code? Then how do I get in every time?"

"You have the key."

"Oh, I drove it myself."

After explaining, Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time and said: "As soon as you open the door, Xiaoyun, you are here. I saw that Aunt Yu was at home, and I said I used a mandarin jacket for filming. Do you have it at home? Can you lend me to wear it? ?"

"Aunt Yu waved her hand after hearing this—it's nothing serious, I can lend it to you, but I have a small request."

"What request?" Guo Degang asked.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "As for your uncle, you usually talk about nothing when you are outside. When you see friends and friends who like to brag, some things are out of bounds. When you meet people who know a lot, you will be questioned." , He gets angry when he is asked, and gets angry when he goes home with us widows who are unemployed."

"Hahaha~~"

"What do you mean a widow is unemployed?" Yu Qian was furious.

Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly changed his words: "Orphans and widows? No, wives and children get angry. You are a young man, and you know a lot outside. If you have this opportunity, you will answer his nonsense by his side. Yuanyuan, do you like it?"

"Oh, that's what happened." Guo Degang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I agree, Aunt Yu went back to the house and found it for me, Uncle Yu's underpants, sweater pants, thongs, mink..."

"Hahaha~~"

The prop Diao Ding has appeared in many jokes. The audience laughed crazy when they heard this, and the joyous atmosphere on the scene was high.

"What a mess!" Yu Qian's nose was crooked with anger.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Aunt Yu made a mistake. After I corrected it, Aunt Yu found out the mandarin jacket and gave it to me. Master, do you think I wear the mandarin jacket for nothing?"

"Did you hear that?" Guo Degang nodded, then turned to ask Yu Qian.

"What did you hear?" Yu Qian asked incomprehensibly.

Guo Degang repeated: "You are talking nonsense outside, with one foot in the sky and one foot on the ground, covered by clouds and mist..."

Yu Qian stretched out his hand and interrupted: "Wait for a while, who said that?"

"He said it." Guo Degang pointed to his apprentice.

Yu Qian was in a hurry: "Why are you listening to him? I talk nonsense, we have cooperated for so many years, listen to his nonsense, am I that nonsense?"

Guo Degang nodded, and rounded up the situation: "Yes, yes, anyway, what the child means is to put on your mandarin jacket, so that he can help you explain things in a rounded manner."

"I use him to round!"

Yu Qian was very angry, and walked up to Qu Xiaoyun and asked, "Come on, let me ask you, are you still going?"

Qu Xiaoyun protected the mantle, and said, "If you still lend me the mantle, I won't leave."

Yu Qian emphasized: "If you don't leave, you can stay here well, and if you want to leave, take off your mandarin jacket."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Don't go, just let me wear it."

"Then just stand here and listen to our chat."

After Yu Qian finished speaking, he walked back to his microphone, and complained to his old partner: "I don't like to hear that. I'm a person who makes friends. I'm clouded by mist? I can't."

Guo Degang nodded: "I don't believe it, the child's words are accurate!"

The more Yu Qian talked, the more energetic he became: "Yes, how many friends do we make this day? Well, friends also have to be filial."

Guo Degang nodded: "This is an old saying."

"Yes, you are not even filial to your parents. People like you are not worthy of friendship, so we put filial piety first. I don't care where I am every weekend. I will go home to see our old lady." Yu Qian patted his chest, with a clear conscience .

"It should." Guo Degang praised.

When mentioning the old lady, Yu Qian fell into memories: "It's not easy for the old lady. When I was young, I didn't earn much money from work, and my family was not that rich. Later, I felt relieved."

"The old lady works as a factory worker, and the work she does is quite heavy. When she was young, she was so tired and dizzy from working, and she suffered some work-related injuries."

"Oh, really?" Guo Degang asked with concern.

"Or how can I say it's not easy, put your hands inside the machine."

"It hurts to hear."

Yu Qian sighed softly: "Isn't that right, both hands are a little disabled."

"What disability?" Guo Degang asked curiously.

Yu Qian stretched out his hands and explained: "These hands don't even have thumbs."

"Oh, my God." Guo Degang sympathized.

Yu Qian patted his chest and said: "As a son, we should not buy it, we should respect it!"

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, I have to love her."

"The old lady didn't live a good life before, but now that she is rich, we can buy it."

"Should be."

"Women, I like beauty. I bought earrings and necklaces, but the old lady has this defect, and she always feels that her hands are pulling points for herself."

"No Thumbs."

"Yes, but it's okay, it's not that we don't have money."

"How did you do it?" Guo Degang asked curiously.

Yu Qian explained: "I bought a ring for the old lady. Wearing the ring on my hand dazzles people's eyes. If people don't pay attention, they won't be on Thumb."

"Smart!" Guo De just gave a thumbs up after listening.

Yu Qian had a haughty face, like a nouveau riche, and said: "Buy, I wear all my fingers, ten rings to wear all my fingers, I see who cares about Thumbs."

Guo Degang stretched out his hand and said: "You wait for a while."

"what happened?"

Guo Degang questioned: "The old lady lost her thumb due to a work-related injury, and she has eight fingers left. You bought ten rings?"

"Ah." Yu Qian nodded.

Guo Degang waved his hand: "Ah, what? Your number is wrong."

"What's wrong, ten rings." Yu Qian said disapprovingly.

"The problem is that the old lady has eight fingers."

"You don't believe you wear ten rings on eight fingers?" Yu Qian was anxious.

Guo Degang nodded: "He can't."

Yu Qian snorted, pointed at Qu Xiaoyun, and said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask him. He has seen it before, and he often goes to our house. He is familiar with him!"

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(End of this chapter)