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Chapter 350 Excerpt
"Xiaoyun, come."

Guo Degang didn't believe Yu Qian's words at all, so he called the emo apprentice standing aside back to the microphone and asked:

"It's like this. There was an old lady whose son was very filial. The son bought her a ring. Unfortunately, the old lady didn't have a thumb. Both hands had eight fingers. The son bought ten rings and the old lady wore them all. Ten rings, do you believe this?"

Qu Xiaoyun was so happy that he slapped his thighs: "Master, did you tell Xiao Fan to sing too much and shouted out his brains?"

Guo Degang shook his hands, feeling aggrieved: "How difficult it is for me to keep saying this."

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a smile and said, "How can this happen, it's not logical at all."

"Take it off."

As soon as the words were finished, Yu Qian stepped forward a few steps, and wanted to pick off the mandarin jacket on Qu Xiaoyun's body again.

"what happened?"

Qu Xiao didn't understand what was going on.

Yu Qian explained angrily: "I said ten rings on eight fingers."

"He said that." Qu Xiaoyun asked Master in surprise.

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, he said it, is there any such thing?"

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled, pushed Yu Qian's hand away, and said affirmatively, "Yes!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian's face changed instantly, and his face was wrinkled with a smile.

Guo Degang's face darkened, and he asked curiously, "Okay, then tell me how you wear it, young master."

Qu Xiaoyun pondered over this question, panicked a little, and said perfunctorily, "It's a long story to tell."

"Then you start over." Guo Degang was eager to know the answer.

"It was an afternoon, and I was walking in the street."

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't hold back anymore, so he had a plan, and walked backstage while talking.

"Don't go, just move backwards." Guo Degang saw through it at a glance, and pulled him back to the microphone.

"Hahaha~~"

The funny scene made many viewers laugh.

Qu Xiaoyun argued: "I'll check the information and search the Internet to see if there is an answer."

Guo De just waved his hand and didn't give him a chance: "No, let's talk now."

Seeing that he couldn't go anymore, Qu Xiaoyun stroked his chin while thinking, and said a few words: "There are so many wonders in the world, it's really strange, why are there only ten rings on eight fingers?"

"Say it." Guo Degang urged.

"Whoa!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly slapped his thigh and had an idea: "You are confused, how many are you wearing on each finger?"

"Eight!"

Qu Xiaoyun was amused, and gestured: "Two of them have two fingers on their fingers!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang nodded with a smile: "I'm also confused, it's really okay to wear two on one finger."

Yu Qian, who had been watching from the side, couldn't listen anymore, stepped forward and interrupted: "One finger wears two rings, I have never heard of it! Each finger wears a ring, no brother wears ten, wears two rings." It’s still fresh, one can wear more than 80, and more than [-] can be worn, it’s useless to say that!”

The audience was amused again after listening to it.

"You're so good, come and explain it to me!" Guo Degang didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

Qu Xiaoyun was about to cry with a sad face after hearing this, and forced himself to be calm, and changed the subject:
"This...you have to be rich first to wear a ring. Most people wear one. It is very obvious that the family is very rich. This ring is made of gold, platinum, and diamonds. Then this gold, platinum, and diamonds are the most valuable. Which one is it?"

Guo Degang: "Platinum?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Congratulations, you got the answer right, because platinum needs to be inlaid with diamonds, let me ask you if the ring is worth it?"

"valuable."

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, happy: "This is the end!"

Guo Degang pushed him angrily: "It's all right, what are you talking about, what's wrong with wearing a ring on your missing finger, I'm asking you this question!"

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh anxiously: "Oh, why haven't you forgotten?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by the way he rushed to the room.

Seeing that he was fooling himself, Guo Degang slapped the table angrily: "Nonsense, that's what I asked, can I forget it!"

"Okay, I'm in the process of creating." Qu Xiaoyun blurted out.

"Ah? Now edit?" Guo Degang stared.

Qu Xiaoyun regained his composure, and shook his head: "No, I'm remembering, alas, his mother is too rich, with a big ring and a big gold chain, the big gold chain is so big, there are [-] pieces in total, standing by Liushahe .”

Guo Degang said angrily: "Monk Sha?"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

"No, the big gold chain weighs about forty catties, with rubies and emeralds hanging around the neck." Qu Xiaoyun said while imitating the way of shopping, and walked towards the backstage, taking the opportunity to slip away.

"Come back!"

Guo Degang pulled him back, and urged: "Don't imitate, go backstage later, and talk about the ring."

Without giving him a chance to think, Qu Xiaoyun was sweating anxiously, and dawdled: "It's almost time for the ring. Besides wearing a big gold chain, I also wear a big gold bracelet, a platinum bracelet, and two platinum bracelets."

Guo Degang frowned, interrupted: "Handcuffs? What's the matter if you go in?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Wear earrings, big earrings, and a gold nose ring." Qu Xiaoyun stroked from head to foot.

"Is this going to plow the land?" Guo Degang pouted,

"Hahaha~~"

"One mouthful of big gold teeth, half a catty each, always bared teeth, no need to light up the toilet at night, it is very bright."

Guo Degang shook his hands, very speechless: "I haven't talked about the topic for a long time."

"It's almost there, I'm too rich, and I still wear a gold colored contact lens."

"Golden contact lenses? Can I still see them?"

"Hahaha~~"

After a few burdens were put down, the joyous atmosphere at the scene was high, and the applause was very warm.

"Oh, this ring is worn on the finger, so I want to ask you, what day of the week are these eight fingers wearing the ring?" Qu Xiaoyun was so anxious that it was incomparable.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Guo Degang's nose was crooked: "What a mess! What does this finger have to do with the day of the week?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "Just kidding, you can't laugh if you don't reason. If you don't learn art, you should learn theory first. It's not strange to reason with many people!"

"Don't come here, just talk about the ring." Guo Degang said impatiently.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Okay, then I'm going to make it official. The question is why can he wear ten rings on his eight fingers? Logically speaking, it shouldn't be, so eight fingers can't wear ten rings." , why can ten rings be worn on eight fingers?"

Hey guys, this string caught up with the tongue twister.

Guo Degang couldn't listen anymore, he frowned and complained, "Are you poor or not!"

"Hahaha~~"

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun finally got out, slapped his thigh, and said firmly: "His mother can wear ten rings on her eight fingers, because his mother has six fingers, and double six fingers. I'm not afraid if my thumb is cut off, and I can wear ten rings even if I have double six fingers." indivual!"

"Good guy." Guo Degang was surprised when he heard that.

"it is good!!!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yu Qian gave a thumbs up and walked over: "It's amazing, I don't feel ashamed, just wear a mandarin jacket, and wear it for two months."

Qu Xiaoyun wiped off his sweat, bargained with a smile on his face, "It's enough to wear it for three months and add up to one season."

"Success, then three months." Yu Qian nodded in agreement.

"Hey, I'm taking a break."

Qu Xiaoyun was exhausted, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and stood aside.

Yu Qian walked back to the microphone, and showed off with his old partner: "Let's chat for a while, I love chatting with you, you understand now!"

Guo Degang nodded: "Understood."

Yu Qian chuckled: "It's Liuzhi, I forgot the term Liuzhi."

Guo Degang was also happy: "Look, I wouldn't understand if he didn't explain it like this."

"You said that the six fingers were cut off, the old lady will feel bad!"

"That was hard."

"I use the ring to make up for the trauma of the old man, and I don't need him to go to work. I support my mother."

"You are so filial." Guo Degang praised with a thumbs up.

Yu Qian went on to say: "I also have a lot of hobbies, so I won't talk about smoking and drinking..."

Guo Degang interrupted with a smirk: "Tell me, everyone likes to listen."

"Chat!!!"

When the audience saw the teacher digging themselves out, they immediately became interested and laughed and booed one after another.

Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand to refuse: "Why come here, there is nothing to say about smoking, drinking and burning your head. Another hobby of mine is very interesting."

"What?" Guo Degang asked curiously.

Yu Qian explained: "I like small animals, especially ponies."

Guo Degang nodded: "That's right, Mr. Yu still has a racecourse."

The corners of Yu Qian's mouth raised, showing off: "My horses are very expensive. One of them was bought from the beautiful country and cost 1500 million."

"Good guy, why is it so expensive!" Guo Degang was surprised.

Yu Qian said triumphantly with his hands behind his back: "Wow, this money is for shipping."

Guo Degang was even more shocked: "My God, how many performances do I need to condolence for?"

"Hahaha~~"

The funny transformation made the audience laugh.

"My horse is very good, so it is very expensive. After I brought it back, I won many awards in the competition. I am very happy. This is the one I got. Let's play!" Yu Qian said nonchalantly, vividly interpreting the image of the master.

"Serious player." Guo Degang gave a thumbs up.

Yu Qian smiled, and suddenly sobbed: "Oh, I feel a little sad when I mention this."

"What's wrong?" Guo Degang was puzzled.

Yu Qian cried: "For such a big horse, the freight alone costs 1500 million. One of them didn't pay attention. He fell into the tea bowl and drowned that day, which made my heart hurt."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"You wait for a while." Guo Degang couldn't listen anymore, and stretched out his hand to block the way.

"what happened?"

Guo Degang frowned and asked: "I have to stop you. I bought a horse for 1500 million freight and drowned in a tea bowl? Are you very sad?"

"I'm so sad." Yu Qian wiped away tears.

Guo Degang waved his hand: "You don't have to be sad, you can exchange the old lady's [-]-jin gold chain for another one."

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian shook his head: "That can't be done, the gold chain is not enough for the shipping fee."

"You are outrageous, how could the horse fall into the tea bowl and drown?" Guo Degang expressed disbelief.

"You don't believe it?"

"I do not believe."

Yu Qian stretched out his finger to Qu Xiaoyun beside him, and said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask him!"

Guo Degang was very sympathetic: "It's hard for him to die on stage."

"Hahaha~~"

"Come on, Yunyun." Guo Degang waved and shouted.

"Master." Qu Xiaoyun returned to the microphone.

Guo Degang patted his apprentice on the shoulder, amused: "Here comes the topic."

"The old lady has six fingers, you can still wear ten rings if you cut them off." Qu Xiaoyun felt a little bit demonic after being stimulated just now.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang stretched out his hand and interrupted: "Stop, it's ok, this topic is over, let's have another topic."

"What topic?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Guo Degang explained: "There was a man who was very fond of animals and bought a big horse. The tall horse was shipped from the beautiful country for 1500 million yuan. After it was shipped, he loved it so much, but the horse fell into the tea bowl and drowned."

"Isn't this crazy! How can this happen!" Qu Xiaoyun laughed from ear to ear after hearing this.

Guo Degang spread his hands and looked at his old partner: "Look, what I said."

Yu Qian angrily went to pick off the jacket on Qu Xiaoyun's body again.

Qu Xiaoyun tightly protected the jacket: "Why are you here again?"

Yu Qian explained angrily: "What do you mean it's coming again? The 1500 million high-priced horse fell into the tea bowl and drowned, as I said."

"What did you say?"

"Correct!"

Guo Degang was amused: "Isn't that the case?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Yes!"

"Okay, then let me appreciate it. Come on, young master, let me answer this scientific question." Guo Degang hugged his shoulders, looking like he was waiting to watch the excitement.

On the side, Yu Qian leaned forward to listen with his hands behind his back.

"Why did this 1500-million-dollar shipping fee fall into the teacup?" Qu Xiaoyun blinked his eyes anxiously.

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, why?"

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't hold back anymore, so he turned around and complimented: "Master, you are very smart and have a very high level of comprehension. Please enlighten it slowly, and let me know if you understand it."

Guo Degang shook his head with a smile, he didn't accept this at all: "Although I said that the comprehension is high, but this is a misunderstanding, I can't understand it even if I reach the sky."

"Hahaha~~"

"Then I'll make it up." Qu Xiaoyun looked hopeless.

"En?" Guo Degang raised his eyebrows.

"Let's think about it. What's going on here? Uncle Yu has a horse farm with a lot of special breeds. He actually remembered it wrong that day. It wasn't a tall horse, but a small pony."

"Oh, pony."

Qu Xiaoyun explained to the audience: "Some people don't understand that the little pony is very small. It is a horse ridden by a hobbit. The hobbit is very short, and it is limited in height than my master."

"Hahaha~~"

When Master teased about his height, this bold act made the audience laugh, and the audience gave warm applause and encouragement.

"Shut your beak! Nonsense."

Guo Degang was very gentle to his apprentice, he just kicked his leg when he raised his leg.

Qu Xiaoyun patted the ashes on the gown, laughed and joked: "53 scurry, my master can kick my ass now, it used to be knees!"

Guo Degang gritted his teeth and said, "That's right, after 12 o'clock I'll grow taller, I'll kick you to death!"

"Hahaha~~"

At the scene of stripping the mandarin jacket and changing the words to the excerpt, the audience laughed and laughed, and the theater applauded thunderously.

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(End of this chapter)