Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 351 The Second Ceiling
Seeing the apprentice kept interrupting and answering inappropriately.

Guo Degang became a little impatient, frowned and repeated: "I ask why your horse fell into the tea bowl and drowned!"

"It's just that the horse is very small." Qu Xiaoyun chuckled and continued to say sloppy.

Yu Qian watched the excitement from the sidelines very happily, smiling all over his face.

"It's impossible for a pony to be that small." Guo Degang was very dissatisfied with the answer.

"That teacup is big!"

"It's ridiculous, how big is the teacup?" Guo Degang stared.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that he couldn't explain it, so he changed his words: "Okay, I'll change it. It's not a pony, but a tall horse. Uncle Yu rode it out, and rode on the road."

Guo Degang raised his eyes and thought about it, but couldn't figure it out: "Can this thing go on the road?"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun said slowly: "Listen to me, the traffic police said as soon as we came here that horses are not allowed to ride on this road. After hearing this, Uncle Yu became anxious. Horses are not allowed to ride on the road, which is not in line with the situation!"

"The traffic police also said, sir, if you say that, I really have to talk to you. Are nightclubs for overnight stays? Is the hotel for drinking? Of course you can't ride horses on the road!"

"Hahaha~~"

The funny metaphor made the audience laugh, and the audience burst into applause.

"Uncle Yu heard it, ah! It's ok, I'm speechless, that's all right, then I won't ride a horse on the road, let's change places."

"But this horse has its own ideas. This horse has paronychia. Its feet hurt. It doesn't want to walk on the road. It wants to go to the beach. Go to the beach to find that little crab to repair its paronychia."

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang couldn't listen anymore, he reached out his hand to stop him: "Stop, how many times a day do you take the medicine?"

Qu Xiaoyun said frankly, "I haven't eaten yet tonight."

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang suddenly realized: "What I said! What are I talking about!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was going on, and continued: "When the horse came to the sea, the little crab pinched its feet and it hurt, it was startled, and fell into the sea when it was startled, and the sea is not an ordinary sea. The name of the sea is Chawanhai! Later, after the horse died, a seahorse was born!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience burst into laughter and gave warm applause.

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's not embarrassing at all to talk nonsense."

Yu Qian couldn't listen anymore, stepped forward and interrupted: "There is no such thing, what is the sea of ​​tea bowls, it is the tea bowl for drinking tea."

"Then I'll think of one more..."

Qu Xiaoyun had no choice but to think about it again. Suddenly, inspiration came, and he slapped his thigh and said: "Yes! The horse didn't go to the beach, but went to another place. Uncle Yu rode the horse to a teahouse. Tie the horse to the door and tie a bow."

Guo De just curled his lips after hearing this, and said in disgust: "Return the bow tie, your uncle is too aggressive."

"Hahaha~~"

"I ran into an acquaintance when I entered the teahouse. It was none other than Xiao Yueyue. Everyone knows Xiao Yueyue. He is a decent old man from the capital. The capital speaks very well!"

Speaking of this, Qu Xiaoyun imitated his accent and said, "You know what, I'll kill you bastard!"

The audience was amused again.

Guo Degang clasped his ears and asked doubtfully, "Is this accent a little south of the capital?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, hundreds of miles south."

"Hahaha~~"

"Goose goose goose~~"

The burden of the actors of the Deyun Club is sure to ring, and the audience laughs like crazy.

"Good guy." Guo Degang was at a loss for words.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "As a native of the capital, Xiao Yueyue is also a game master. He likes to raise chirping insects. He made a grasshopper pot and played with insects while drinking tea in the teahouse."

"Uncle Yu also likes it. We met each other. Hey, Xiaoyue, you look good. You are also big and emerald green. That's great. Can you give me this thing? Xiaoyueyue Then you can think about it."

Qu Xiaoyun pouted, imitating Xiao Yueyue's tone and said: "Crazy, crazy, you, this thing is expensive!"

Not to mention, the imitation has a three-point taste, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun played the second role, and said: "How much? I am old and rich, and my mother has six fingers."

"Hahaha~~"

The context is still connected, and the audience laughs and applauds.

"Why are you talking about this!" Yu Qian was quite ashamed.

Qu Xiaoyun became more and more enthusiastic as he talked: "My old lady still wears gold colored contact lenses!"

"Go!" Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Xiao Yueyue——I bought it for more than three yuan! Yu Qian——I'll give you 50!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Am I crazy?" Yu Qian's nose crooked after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and continued: "But I don't bring the cash with me now, you and I go home to get it. Xiao Yueyue is not happy, don't do that, just now, why don't you exchange things also."

"Bargain things." Guo Degang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun touched the coat, spread his hands and said, "I didn't bring anything, so let's do this, the horse at my door is beautiful, imported from China, the shipping cost is 1500 million, can I trade it with you!"

"As soon as Xiao Yueyue heard it, it's okay! If you love me, we will change. Uncle Yu loves this grasshopper so much. Normally, you can look at it when you look at it, and listen to it when you hear it. He owes the can He opened it, and there happened to be a teacup at hand, the Grasshopper jumped out, and right into the teacup, he drowned."

"Grasshopper traded the big white horse, isn't it the same as the big white horse drowned in the tea bowl!"

"Huh!"

After hearing the explanation, Guo De just slapped the table in surprise.

Yu Qianle's mouth was almost grinning, and he gave a thumbs up and praised: "I'm very satisfied with what I said!"

"Without someone like you, I would almost collapse!" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help complaining.

Yu Qian stepped forward and patted Qu Xiaoyun on the shoulder, comfortingly said: "It's fine if you don't answer, you fell into the tea bowl and drowned, it sounds very smooth, very good, you keep working hard, we will talk again!" Said Then he returned to the microphone.

"Still chatting..." Qu Xiaoyun wanted to cry but had no tears.

Yu Qian and his old partner explained: "So when I chat with my friends like this, some friends don't understand and say that I'm talking in a cloud of mist, and then many people say that, but it's not the case at all, I just like to play, not those Messy mess."

"Yes yes yes!" Guo Degang nodded perfunctorily.

When Yu Qian mentioned his hobbies, he couldn't stop talking: "Just now I said to change autumn insects, I play a lot of autumn insects, like crickets, grasshoppers, oil gourds..."

Guo Degang curled his lips: "One day is nothing but condolences."

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian pursed his mouth and floated up: "That is, I will not go to condolences to autumn."

"too busy."

Yu Qian proudly said: "Every autumn at home is like sleeping in the wild."

Guo Degang guessed: "The money is all gone, is it really sleeping in the wild?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience filled their minds with the scene of sleeping in the wild, laughing hard.

Yu Qian waved his hand and explained: "No, there are many insects, and the sound sounds like being in the wild. When you mentioned this, I remembered something."

Guo Degang glanced at his apprentice after listening, and said happily: "Say it quickly!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian narrowed his eyes and recalled: "One night this autumn, it was past 12 o'clock in the evening, and my wife and I were watching TV, when I heard a sound of insects under the window, it was very pleasant to hear, beeping Dudu~~very crispy."

Guo Degang looked disgusted, curled his lips and said: "It's so sweet! It's crispy and sweet."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Yu Qian didn't know the difference, and then said: "I can tell which call is good and which call is not good with this thing. I can't go wrong with it when I hear it."

"You are an expert." Guo Degang praised.

Yu Qian nodded: "That's right, the sound is not too small, you can pinch it! I won't be able to sleep now, my heart is growing grass, so I wake up my wife, don't sleep, don't sleep, catch crickets at the door, take With a small shovel, a cover, and an iron stick, the two of us went out to catch crickets."

"When I got to the door, I heard beep beep, judging from the sound that I was not at the door."

"Where is it?" Guo Degang asked curiously.

Yu Qian explained: "It should be at the entrance of the alley."

Guo Degang looked surprised: "Such a loud voice?"

Yu Qian nodded: "It's getting louder and louder. When I listened carefully at the entrance of the alley, I wasn't there again."

"Not at the entrance of the alley?"

"It's at the train station!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Good guy." Guo Degang was speechless.

Yu Qian continued: "You have to chase there, it's rare in a hundred years, wait until you catch up to the train station and listen again, beep beep, not at the train station."

"where?"

"We've reached the Taihang Mountains!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, run fast enough."

"When I got to the Taihang Mountains, I was sure it was here. It should be under a tree. I took a shovel and an iron pick and started digging. My wife and I were exhausted and sweated. We dug such a big hole. I looked into the hole. .” Yu Qian said that this is a sell-off.

"How?" Guo Degang asked curiously.

"Guess what, everyone?"

Yu Qian looked at the audience, opened his arms and described, "Only this cricket's head is as big as a theater!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy."

"These eyes are like searchlights, and their beards are like telegraph poles!"

"Goose goose goose~~"

Guo Degang couldn't listen any longer, and interrupted: "Stop talking, the cricket you're talking about is evil, how could it be so big!"

Yu Qian didn't rush, pouted and said: "If you don't believe me, you can ask him."

"Does he know?"

"know."

Guo Degang called his apprentice over again: "Qu Xiaoyun, come here, there is another problem!"

"What topic?" Qu Xiaoyun looked sad after listening.

Guo Degang repeated: "Some people like crickets. When they hear crickets outside at home, they find that they are not at the door when they go out. They are at the entrance of the alley. When they arrive at the entrance of the alley, they find that they are at the train station. From the train station, they chase them all the way to Taihang Mountain. When they arrive there, they find that the cricket's head is the same size as the theater. The eyes are like searchlights, the beard is like a telegraph pole..."

After hearing this, Qu Xiaoyun's head was buzzing, and he interrupted: "Stop, this is nonsense."

Guo Degang pointed at Yu Qian and said, "That's what he said."

After listening to the music, Qu Xiaoyun took off the jacket and threw it on the desk, venting: "What he said is useless, I don't want the jacket anymore!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

"Too funny!!!"

The audience was very satisfied and liked the program very much, and the theater applauded thunderously.

This version of "Picking the Jacket" is very well done, and a lot of new ideas and content have been added in it. As mentioned in the paragraph just now, it can be regarded as a second ceiling.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also very satisfied with Qu Xiaoyun's performance, and praised Qu Xiaoyun without hesitation backstage.

The show goes on.

Xiao Yueyue and Sun Yue's "The Love Between Humans and Ghosts" is a brand new piece. Although Xiao Yueyue is already very popular and the schedule is full, he still has not given up on creation. The spirit is worth learning from the backstage brothers.

As popular actors of Deyun Society, the two ignited the theater as soon as they appeared on the stage. The whole show received a lot of praise. They performed after Guo Degang and Yu Qian. Unfinished business.

Afterwards, Shaobing and Cao Heyang brought the very difficult "Bodyguard", which also showed their strength with super-level performance, but because it was an old joke, and it was followed by a new joke by Xiao Yueyue and Sun Yue, the atmosphere in the theater was a little cold.

But it’s not a big problem. After Daxie Guo Degang and Yu Qian took the stage again, the atmosphere of the performance was directly pushed to a climax. Although the performance of "The Princess Married" is an old show, but under the condition that Liang Zi remains unchanged, a lot of hot topics have been added in it , the words are very fresh, and there are plenty of laughs.

Finally, of course, comes the encore.

The audience continued to applaud, and the slogan "one more" was heard endlessly.

"Come up!"

Guo Degang smiled and greeted his apprentices to come on stage for an encore performance.

"it is good!!!"

"xxx I love you!!!"

The participating actors walked onto the stage one by one, and the audience screamed one after another, and the theater suddenly became a sea of ​​excitement.

The apprentices lined up behind the master and uncle. Guo Degang smiled and cupped his hands to express his gratitude: "Thank you, everyone. You are so enthusiastic. I am really happy from the bottom of my heart. We will work harder in the new year."

"That's right!" Yu Qian praised.

Guo Degang said with firm eyes: "I have to work hard, I want to be like the Monkey King Sun Wukong, peeing in the heavenly palace! I just caught a few monsters..."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yu Qian stretched out his hand and interrupted: "Wait a minute, that's called havoc in the Heavenly Palace!"

Guo Degang was very dissatisfied with being interrupted, so he picked up his fan, pointed at his old partner angrily, and said, "Hey! Monster, pull my old grandson into a kang!"

"Huh!"

"Hahaha~~"

After making the audience laugh.

Guo Degang turned around and pointed: "Let's introduce our actors one by one. Starting from there, the first one is my apprentice, Xiao Yueyue!"

"it is good!!!"

There was applause from the audience.

"The fat man next to him is Sun Yue. Sun Yue has lost weight by a carat."

Yu Qian joked with a smile: "Did you lose the ring?"

"Hahaha~~"

Unexpectedly, introducing an actor would be burdensome. Looking at Sun Yue's plump figure, the audience laughed from ear to ear and gave warm applause.

"Next to me are Boss Gao and my lover, Luan Dangdang!"

"This is my apprentice, the best storyteller, Qu Xiaoyun!"

"Let me introduce again, my son Tu Shaobing, and his partner Cao Heyang!"

"The last ones are Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang, whom everyone likes!"

Every actor was introduced, and the fans gave them warm applause.

After all the introductions, Guo Degang beckoned and said, "Come on, everyone, let's perform a little bit for the audience!"

……

(End of this chapter)