Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 352
Guo Degang smiled and waved: "Xiao Meng, come here and sing a few lines for everyone!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience warmly welcomed the audience.

"okay."

Meng Hetang smiled and walked between the two elders, adjusted the microphone, and sang: "Men are afraid of being lonely, so they look for happiness everywhere..."

Guo Degang frowned and stopped: "Wait a minute, let me ask you, today's New Year's Eve performance is cool and can be recorded, you won't implicate us, will you?"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Meng Hetang smiled and waved his hands: "No way, no way."

"Are you still afraid of this?" Yu Qian teased with a smile.

Guo Degang smiled slightly, and shot back: "Mr. Yu, you are being unkind. I am getting old, and I have to think about your son."

"Go!" Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand.

"Hahaha~~"

The bickering between the old couple was a burden, and the audience was rocked with laughter.

After the laughter.

Meng Hetang continued to sing: "Men are afraid of being lonely, so they look for happiness everywhere. The reality is full of temptations. Don't make mistakes. Today's little girls are pretty good looking. When a man sees you, don't lose your mind."

"Little sister, listen to me, brother already has a wife, don't think that every man is lustful, there is really one in our Deyun club, the leader of Deyun class, little black fat man, his surname is Guo!"

"Hahaha~~"

The lyrics were funny, and the audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang scratched his head and said vaguely, "Why is this song so familiar? It seems like Zhang Helun has sung it before."

"I just sang it!" Yu Qian praised with a smile.

Guo Degang applauded farewell: "Okay, Meng Xianghui sang well, let's go!"

"Hahaha~~"

It was fine when I came, but there was no words when I went back. Seeing Xiaomeng's expression of wanting to cry but no tears, the audience almost burst into tears from laughter.

"Zhou Jiuliang, come here!"

"Hey, Master!"

Zhou Jiuliang came over bouncing around, causing the female fans to scream.

Guo Degang curled his lips, and asked with a look of disgust: "Many girls like you, what are you singing about?"

"I'll sing a passionate song to everyone."

After Zhou Jiuliang finished speaking, he pushed his glasses, clapped his hands and beat the beat, and sang earnestly:
"Maka Baka Aka Waka Mika Maca Mmm,"

"Maka Baka Abaya Kaika Ika Aka Oh."

"Hahaha~~"

"Jiuliang is so cute!!!"

The audience in the audience laughed from ear to ear and gave warm applause one after another.

"Good night, my little ones!"

Zhou Jiuliang blew a kiss to the fans, and then bounced back to the queue.

Guo Degang: "Damn +9999!"

Yu Qian: "Must +9999!"

Guo Degang scratched his head, and asked his old partner in a daze, "What spell is he reciting?"

Yu Qian shook his head: "We're out a bit."

"Hahaha~~"

Compared to the song, the old couple were in a dazed state, and the audience burst out laughing.

Guo Degang waved and said, "Come on, Shaobing!"

Shaobing patted Cao Heyang's arm and made a look, and the two came to perform together.

"one!"

"two!"

"Three, let's go!"

Shaobing and Cao Heyang looked excited, and sang rhythmically:
"Meng C, Cry La Meng Card, Kurumeng C Meng Ku C Card!"

"Crying Meng C, crying Meng Ka, Ku La Meng C Ku La Meng C yeah!"

This "Mengcheng Black Fear" sang a hello, directly shocked Guo Degang and Yu Qian and walked several meters away, looking at the two apprentices as if they were mentally ill.

The audience covered their stomachs with laughter.

After the two apprentices finished singing and left, the old couple dared to go back.

Yu Qian clutched his heart and couldn't accept it: "Why does this song sound like cursing..."

"Hahaha~~"

Spiritual guys may think that this kind of song with strong rhythm and cloudy lyrics is very fashionable, but it is very difficult for older people to accept it. The burden of the generation gap is immediately revealed, and the audience laughs like crazy.

Guo Degang was full of disgust, and explained to the audience: "I don't know them, I didn't teach this, it's all created by them!"

"Hahaha~~"

The New Year's Eve performance is not over yet, so let's get rid of the relationship with the apprentice first. The audience laughed from ear to ear and applauded continuously.

"Come on, boss Gao Fenggao!"

After Guo Degang called Gao Feng over, he joked, "Boss Gao Fenggao is amazing, he is Mr. Ai Iijima's apprentice!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The male audience booed meaningfully.

Gao Feng smiled and pushed: "Go, my master is Fan Zhenyu!"

Guo Degang changed his words with a smile: "Yes, Fan Zhenyu, I made a slip of the tongue, Boss Gao, come here!"

Gao Feng didn't dawdle, raised his hand in a gesture, and sang: "When I saw the princess stealing the arrow, I couldn't help but feel happy. Standing at the gate of the palace, I called Xiaofan~~"

"Hahaha~~"

The first two lines were sung very well, which aroused the audience's sense of anticipation. Who knew that the word "Fan" broke down in the end, like a donkey braying, which made the audience cry.

"Thank you!"

Gao Feng flicked his sleeves and left gracefully.

Guo Degang looked disgusted, and joked: "As expected of the boss peeing, you can't sing like this without some skills!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Next is my beloved disciple, Luan Dangdang!"

Guo Degang had a smile on his face when he introduced it.

Luan Dangdang walked to the microphone unhurriedly. In the anticipation of the fans, he said, "Slightly slightly slightly slightly~~" made a grimace, turned and left.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience did not expect Team Luan, who usually has a serious face, to be so mischievous. The contrast was so great that it made people want to laugh.

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up and explained to the audience: "This is not easy to come, not everyone can come here when standing there."

Yu Qian was happy: "Good guy, are you still applauding that?"

Ai Tu is really worthy of the name, good or bad, the audience couldn't help laughing out loud.

Guo Degang shook his head, and added: "This is so shameless to come here!"

"Hahaha~~"

God make up the knife!The audience burst into tears.

"Sun Yue!"

Guo Degang said hello.

"Hey!"

Sun Yue shook the fat that was bound by the coat, and walked to the table step by step with firm steps.

Guo Degang introduced with a smile: "This is the fat man who lost one carat just now, my junior brother."

"Yes, the one who threw the ring!" Yu Qian made up the knife again with a smirk.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience looked at Sun Yue with a resentful look, as if they were talking endlessly, and they couldn't laugh anymore. The atmosphere in the theater was very happy.

"What is Fatty Sun singing about?" Guo Degang asked with a smile.

Sun Yue glanced at Guo Degang with resentful eyes, turned her face and sang: "She drove the neighbor's Toyota to chase the sunset, thank you everyone."

After a short line of lyrics, "Deng...Deng..." turned around and walked back with firm steps.

"Hahaha~~"

"So cute!!!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang smirked and spread his hands, put on a helpless look, and then shouted: "Come on, little Yueyue with a big face!"

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(End of this chapter)