Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 364
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The old monk is in tears, have you thought about it? Our business is not easy. The two children are not here to enjoy the blessings, but to suffer. You are also practicing martial arts, you know If you don’t fight, you won’t succeed.”

"That is." Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation and said: "My father wiped away his tears and hit you if you should. Since I am willing to send it here, I finally decided to stay, but the old monk said that I have to practice so that I will leave life and death. paperwork."

"There is still a contract?" Yan Hexiang was surprised after hearing this.

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and explained: "There is a piece of paper that needs to be written, the two children are entrusted to me to practice hard, and during the ten years of practice, they will die and flee, and each will live in peace."

"How do you say this? You explain it to me." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun simply gave an example: "For example, if you practiced with this, you fell into the well and drowned, you deserve it!"

"Die in vain?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I told you to buy vinegar, and you were killed by a car when you went out, you deserve it!"

"Not responsible." Yan He nodded understandingly.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands: "Everyone in the room is stupid, what should I do? My brother is smart. He told my dad that it doesn't matter. He just said that, we two brothers should be smart and pay attention everywhere. One more, if One day we really don’t practice anymore, we posted a Weibo on the Internet and the two of us left.”

Yan Hexiang laughed after listening: "This way of leaving is similar to our Deyun Club."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said, "Come on, put down the incense hall."

"Why set up the incense hall?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "We have a patriarch."

"Oh, you also have a patriarch."

"This is a small table, with an incense burner and candles on it, and a statue of the patriarch hanging behind it."

"Who is it?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun said loudly: "Qu Yuan."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Yan Hexiang nodded and gave a thumbs up: "It's reasonable, without Qu Yuan, there would be no zongzi!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan and made gestures, explaining: "After studying the ink and filling the pen, I pushed the paper and picked up the pen. The atmosphere in the room was very solemn. No one spoke. I put down the pen in 10 minutes. .”

"Why didn't you write it?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "I don't know how to read."

"Hahaha~~"

The atmosphere was set in place, and suddenly there was such a thing that the audience didn't expect, and the burden rang, and they all laughed from ear to ear.

"Nonsense, what are you doing with a pen if you don't know how to read?" Yan Hexiang's nose crooked after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was wrong, and continued: "My father nodded, so I feel at ease, son, your master is both civil and military, study hard, I will leave, and after speaking, I stood up and went straight to the southwest with a yellow light."

"Your father is a goblin?" Yan Hexiang asked in surprise.

"Your father is the goblin." Qu Xiaoyun shot back with staring eyes.

"Hahaha~~"

"Why the yellow light?" Yan Hexiang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his voice and explained in a low voice: "I set his coat on fire for him from behind."

"Hahaha~~"

"Well, you are too filial." Yan Hexiang snickered.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "He's gone, there are only three of us left, listen to the teacher's advice and practice hard, eat whatever you do, eat with your skills, what are you afraid of, you should store water and add firewood."

"It's still about making zongzi." Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"It's time to start practicing officially tomorrow!" Qu Xiaoyun said loudly.

"Really want to practice?" Yan Hexiang asked suspiciously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "In our profession, we practice palm first, boxing second, and blade last."

"Oh, palm fist weapon."

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked, "Have you watched palm training? Baguazhang, Taiji palm."

Yan Hexiang shook his head: "No, you can tell me how to practice."

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "There is a big water tank in the courtyard, and the tank is full of Jiangmi."

"Jimmy?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "We can't take iron sand when we come up, we have to practice the rice first, put our palms in the rice, and pick out stones."

"Co-author, you went to pick rice for others." Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After picking it up, soak it in water, and after practicing palms and boxing."

"How do you practice boxing?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"red beans."

"Beat the beans?"

"After the red beans are soaked, put brown sugar on them, and punch them as soon as you raise your fist. The more rotten the better." Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his arms and sleeves, and gestured on the stage while talking.

This is where this paragraph is not easy to come by. Adding actions while speaking, it is easy for those who are not skilled to forget the words.

"I'm picking bean paste with you."

Yan He understood after listening carefully, and said speechlessly.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed from ear to ear and gave warm applause one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "It's all over and start practicing weapons."

"How to practice the weapon?"

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan, and explained while gesticulating: "There is a tree in the yard, and there is a jujube tree. Let's hit it three times for a rest."

"Why do you rest after hitting three times?" Yan Hexiang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back and put on an appearance of a learned person: "This is called hitting three poles with dates and no dates."

Yan Hexiang suddenly realized: "Hey, dates must be put inside."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Practice like this every day, all kinds of palm techniques, how to hold a string."

"Is this palm technique?" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was wrong, and continued to talk: "It's not easy to put rice on it and put dates on it, especially the big pot is so heavy. When the steam comes up, it's enough to scald it."

"That's right."

"The old teacher taught us to learn the arts and martial arts and sell the goods to the emperor's house."

"Yes." Yan Hexiang nodded.

"We must never be short-changed, we are innocent."

"Hahaha~~"

"That's not what a martial artist said." Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

The more Qu Xiaoyun spoke, the more excited he was: "My heart is full of admiration, thank you teacher for your teaching, every time I hear these righteous words, my blood boils, I wish I could find a dark evil force to die with him. "

"It's a sense of justice." Yan He said in detail.

"The teacher likes me very much. Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth."

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, don't pass it on." Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly felt a little sad while talking: "I really hoped to learn from the teacher, but there was a small episode."

"What's wrong?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"One day, the teacher went down the mountain to find Xiaojie."

The audience in the audience chuckled.

"Ah? This monk is looking for flowers and asking Liu?" Yan Hexiang's eyes widened in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, he has a friend named Xie."

"Oh."

"The old monk went to play with him, and accidentally ran into the confidante of his youth."

"It's a coincidence."

"The old man's heart is full of excitement. After leaving the days of white clothes like snow coming and going like the wind, at the age of eighty, he put on a wig and resolutely returned to vulgarity."

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!" Yan Hexiang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun said sadly: "This time it's just us two brothers left, we're so anxious, it's almost May Festival."

"Hahaha~~"

"It's time to ship the goods." Yan Hexiang pouted and said.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands, and said anxiously: "The orders are all taken, it's a fatality, the old man left and took all the money back, what should I do, practice, practice every day, all day long My hands are all blistered."

"Okay, is this martial arts training?" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with emotion: "It's not easy, you have to make all kinds of fillings."

"Hahaha~~"

"That's right." Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I'm busy today, I just heard the door being knocked on the outside. The old shopkeeper of the 'Escort Bureau' came to invite us brothers."

"Oh, people from the Escort Bureau."

"I want to compete with our brothers in martial arts. After thinking about it, we two brothers think that this is a real family. Heroes who go to the three mountains and five mountains, heroes from all walks of life, it would be great for us to compete in martial arts together. Let's go, door!" Close it, seal up the fire, take the pot down and go outside, rushing to Huiyou Escort Bureau."

"It's okay, I haven't forgotten the business."

"Hahaha~~"

"Come here, the old shopkeeper is standing at the door, and the heroes of the Three Mountains and Five Mountains are standing on both sides. They clasped their fists together. Please come inside. There is a yellow soil shop in the middle, and there are weapon racks on both sides."

"There are eighteen kinds of weapons on the top, such as knives, guns, swords and halberds, axes and forks, sticks and sticks, whips, maces and hammers, kidnappers and meteors, things with points, thorns, ribs, blades, and velvet ropes. The ones with chains, the ones with barbed hooks, the ones with Emei thorns, all kinds are bright and bright."

"it is good!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun spoke clearly and articulately during this passage. The audience applauded and applauded. The judge Chen Peisi and Yingda teacher looked at each other and nodded slightly, expressing their approval of the basic skills.

Qu Xiaoyun was not overjoyed by the warm applause, but continued with great enthusiasm: "There is a small two-story building facing you. The old man pointed to it. Let's invite the two heroes inside and drink upstairs! This is a test for us. .”

"How is this a test?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "This means that we have to go up in one fell swoop. It would be a shame to climb up."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Then it would be embarrassing."

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I saw what to do, I stretched out a hidden weapon from my arms, threw it to the northwest corner, and after I threw it, I yelled that there were assassins, and the old man took everyone away when he heard it. , I'll take my brother and take this time to go up the stairs!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture and laughed from ear to ear.

Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up: "So smart!"

Qu Xiaoyun played the second role, imitating the situation and saying: "I stood on the second floor and shouted while leaning on the railing - old man, where are you going? The old man came back from there with his face turning blue - who threw the zongzi?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

"Hey, I can't run away from others." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"Come on, the old man is here, the guests and hosts are seated, and the dishes are served. The dishes are good, the beasts in the mountains, the swallows in the clouds, the land cattle and sheep, and the seafood from the sea, the monkey's head bird's nest, the shark's fin, the bear's paw, the scallop, and the tip of the deer's tail. What is the yellow rice wine? All up."

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes lit up, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said, "You're welcome, eat, you're full, the three of you are happy, I'm good at pointing——Grandpa, hiccup~~"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Oh, eat less, okay, embarrassment is not embarrassment." Yan Hexiang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun touched his throat, and said: "It's all in the throat, the old man is happy to see me, the last bite you ate was meatballs."

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang was amused after listening, and said in surprise: "How much you eat, the old man can see it with one mouth."

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Standing here on the second floor after eating, the old man said, let's sweat the two heroes downstairs and see how you two are capable."

"This time we have to go down from above." Yan He said in detail.

"That's right."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued: "The old man fell down in one fell swoop. What do you think about it? Throwing zongzi probably won't work."

"How fresh, why did you bring so many zongzi?" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands, wondering: "What's wrong with this, my brother is stupid standing on the stairs, I said that the hero doesn't have to be like this, and kicked my brother off the stairs as soon as he lifted his foot."

"Hahaha~~"

"Ah? Your idea hurts brother." Yan Hexiang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun said nonchalantly: "I don't care about him, let's just digest it, come and stand downstairs, the old man looks at us, which of the two heroes will let us open our eyes first? My brother stretched out his hand Picked up the gun from the weapon rack."

"Want to practice guns?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "My brother wants to tie a set of Liuhe spears, Liuhe spears are the most difficult to practice."

"Why is it difficult to practice?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "There is a formula, called one eyebrow prick, two heart pricks, three brow pricks, four heart pricks, five brow puffs, six heart pricks."

"These two places are all tied up." Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "My brother was about to practice with a big gun, I stopped him, brother, don't practice."

"Why?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Your leg pain hasn't healed recently, don't hurt it anymore, my brother put down the gun as soon as he heard the truth, and going to this station, he doesn't often show up without changing his face when he is angry."

Yan Hexiang's nose twisted after hearing this: "Nonsense, your brother hasn't practiced yet."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed from ear to ear and gave warm applause one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said to himself, "If he doesn't practice, I'll do it."

"You practice too?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, picked up the folding fan, and gestured: "I weigh this big gun, it's too light, it's only about sixty catties, how can this gun be practiced? I took down a 120-jin big iron gun, and it felt a bit worse in my hand."

"You are strong enough." Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun turned the folding fan in his hand, and then stabbed it on the desk, saying: "As soon as one fell, the point of the gun rushed down, and the gun hit the ground, please hold it for me, old man, and I will pick a weapon that is convenient for me. "

"Choose one that is heavier." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at the time and said: "The old man is still puzzled, this gun is enough, what else? I said you don't know, old man, you have seen swordsmen and guns, but you haven't seen With a knife in one hand and a gun in one hand."

"You want to practice at the same time?" Yan Hexiang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "This is the best in the world, I have to pick a single knife that is convenient, I asked the old man where the knife is, the old man pointed, then yes, just as I was talking, the sky became overcast, and then there was a thunderclap , When I turned around, the old man was lying on the ground."

"The old man is holding a lightning rod." Yan He said with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, and laughed so hard that they clapped and applauded.

……

(End of this chapter)