Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 365

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands and asked in confusion, "Oh, what's going on? Why did this old man lie down for no reason?"

"It was struck by lightning." Yan He praised with a smile.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "Help the old man up, good guy, the old man's face is darkened, I said old man, you will suffer only if you hold on to it with one hand, you should hold the pole tightly with both hands gun."

"Then he won't be able to live." Yan Hexiang taunted.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed from ear to ear and gave warm applause one after another.

"Well, I won't play with guns anymore, I'll practice knife sets!"

Qu Xiaoyun copied the folding fan on the desk, and gestured: "As soon as I reached out and took a single sword from the weapon rack, all heroes from all walks of life are here, and at this moment, I want to practice a 'Night Fighting Eight Directions Tibetan knife style', press the wild goose's wings to draw back the spring, 'Canglanglang' precious knife is out of its sheath, and I used the 'Night Fight Eight Fang Tibetan Sword Style'."

This Night Fight Eight Fang Tibetan Knife style is very particular, it was originally a move in martial arts, the correct way is to hold the knife in the right hand, draw an arc from the left side of the body to the top of the head, and then draw an arc from the top of the head to the right side of the body.

The actors of Deyun Club do this action differently, but they all have the action of falling to the ground.

When Guo Degang did this, he wiped his neck and fell to the ground on his side. There was a relatively stable cushion, and the fall did not hurt.

When Meng Hetang did this, he wiped his neck and fell back straight, but his partner Zhou Jiuliang followed behind, so he couldn't fall.

When Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang decided to act in this show, they also discussed it. For the sake of viewing, Qu Xiaoyun decided to do a 720-degree twist and fall backwards, followed by Yan Hexiang.

The audience was full of anticipation, and the scene was silent, waiting to see what would be different in this version of "Night Fighting Bafang Tibetan Sword Style".

It's too late, it's too soon.

As soon as Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he picked up the folding fan and put it across his neck, followed by pulling his hand back, spinning and jumping, and closed his eyes.

Too much tension and too much force.

"Boom!"

With a muffled sound, Qu Xiaoyun fell firmly in front of the microphone, in the opposite direction of Yan Hexiang's raising his hand to pick it up.

"Hahaha~~"

The funny picture made the audience lean forward and back together, almost laughing out of tears.

The judges in the audience grimaced and couldn't bear to watch.

"Hey, this child has fallen enough."

Teacher Chen Peisi and Yingda teachers were worried.

Guo Degang frowned and shook his head, shaking his hands: "I didn't teach this, he created it himself, my God, it hurts to look at it."

"Ouch, my elbow!"

"Oh, my Pollenque!"

"Oh, my disc!"

Qu Xiaoyun lay on his side on the ground and supported his waist, grinning from the pain, and the audience laughed even more happily.

"How's it going?"

Yan Hexiang hurriedly stepped forward and said concernedly.

Qu Xiaoyun gritted his teeth, forced a smile and said, "It's all right!"

That smile is uglier than crying.

"Don't use the method of elimination at this time." Yan Hexiang couldn't laugh or cry.

"Hahahaha~~"

"Goose goose goose~~"

Although there was an accident on the stage, Qu Xiaoyun handled it wittily. Not only did he not cool down the atmosphere, but on the contrary, he made the joyous atmosphere even better, and the audience burst into applause.

Qu Xiaoyun struggled to get up from the ground, and stood in front of the microphone again, pretending to be calm, as if nothing happened just now.

"Does it hurt?"

Yan Hexiang snickered.

"I don't say it hurts, who knows!"

What Qu Xiaoyun said was quite rude, he really looked like a practicing family.

"Hahaha~~"

"That's right, it hurts enough for me anyway."

Yan Hexiang couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed from ear to ear.

"Night Fight Bafang Tibetan Knife Style!"

In order to save face, Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan after speaking, and drew it around his neck again.

The audience in the audience laughed.

"Why do you have to hang around your neck, put it down quickly." Yan Hexiang was very helpless, and stepped forward to stop him.

After the fan was taken off.

Qu Xiaoyun clutched his neck, his eyes were sleepy, and he asked swayingly, "Who can tell me what to do if my neck is bleeding and I'm still a little sleepy?"

Yan Hexiang laughed after listening: "Just be careful in your next life."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing, and the three judges also raised their mouths and nodded in satisfaction. Even the opponents in the assembly hall laughed from ear to ear, completely forgetting that it was a competition, and more like an audience.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun returned to the topic and continued: After the practice, the old man nodded, it was great, I didn't see the ability, but the courage is indeed enough to see. "

"Yes, I'm starting to be shameless." Yan He praised with a smile.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun punched Yan Hexiang, stared and said: "I hate it, you don't understand this, you're just meddling here."

Yan He smiled and nodded: "Generally, people who want to face can't practice this."

"Hahaha~~"

"Fuck you, I'll kill you if you're too presumptuous."

Qu Xiaoyun frightened him twice with the folding fan, and continued, "The old man excitedly held our hands, two heroes, let's talk in detail in the secret room."

"We want to chat." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "When you come to the secret room, sit here and talk about it before you understand that the old man wants to hire our bodyguards."

"Oh, this is business." Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out three fingers, and said to the audience: "There are three types of bodyguards, namely bright bodyguards, dark bodyguards, and descendant bodyguards."

"Tell me one by one." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and explained: "What is Ming Escort? When you push the cart out, there are gold and silver treasures inside, and you have to call out what Escort you are in when you pass the mountains. This is something only capable people can do. "

"Dark bodyguards hide everything. If you look at it, it might be a vegetable seller or a delivery person. You don't know it's a bodyguard if you disguise yourself."

"There is also the descendant escort. The descendant escort is just carrying the coffin and pretending to go out for a funeral. They are all filial sons and grandsons, crying for their father and walking forward. This is called descendant escort."

"Oh, it's all like that." Yan He nodded in understanding.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed at the desk, then lifted the handkerchief on the table, and imitated the situation at that time: "Come and see, there are some things on the table today, please raise your eyes, the two heroes. We didn't see anything when we came in. Pay attention, seeing a red cloth covering the table, we were all stupid when the red cloth was lifted, there are all kinds of vegetables inside."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Hey, I asked you to sell vegetables." Yan Hexiang pursed his lips, speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said, "It's obviously a dish, and there are gold, silver and jewels inside."

"Oh, so it's the dark dart." Yan Hexiang's eyes lit up after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "You look like a pumpkin, open it and have a look."

"What?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "There are pumpkin seeds inside."

"Nonsense." Seeing that he had been tricked, Yan He's nose twisted in anger.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed from ear to ear and applauded one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his voice and deciphered: "It's different, these pumpkin seeds are made of gold, and there are diamonds inside."

"That's about the same!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

"This looks like a radish to you. Open it and look inside. It's filled with emeralds."

"Good guy, the emerald is hidden inside." Yan Hexiang was amazed.

"You see it's a watermelon, cut it open and have a look."

"What?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"Gold ingot!"

"Huh!"

The corners of Yan Hexiang's mouth were raised, revealing a face of bewilderment.

"Look at this pile of melon seeds, which are filled with golden sand."

"It's not a lot of effort, it's all done." Yan Hexiang was very speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun said with emotion: "It's so precious, it's a waste of money for such a little thing."

"Just to be practical." Yan He said in detail.

"Please take care of me, old man, don't worry, be sure, we can't go wrong with this matter!" Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said confidently.

"Let's go, put away the things, take a dozen young men and go out, go out of Deshengmen, go to Qinghe Xiahe Yingkangzhuangzi, Shacheng Baoan Kangzhuangzi, Zhangjiakou Xiaheying Kangzhuangzi."

"Why do you keep walking around Kang Zhuangzi?" Yan He asked in a puzzled manner.

Qu Xiaoyun replied with drooping eyebrows, "I'm lost."

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Hey, I lost my way and returned the bodyguard." Yan Hexiang pursed his lips, very speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, rubbed his shoulders and said exhaustedly: "This work is too tiring, I will discuss with my brother, let's sell these things, and buy a two-character table and become a literati here."

"Good guy, I'm still thinking about making pancakes." Yan Hexiang couldn't laugh or cry.

"Hahaha~~"

The context was connected, and the audience laughed from ear to ear.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Forget it, it's inappropriate to do this, and it will affect your reputation. As I was walking, I happened to have a small inn in front of me, just in time to rest. ?”

"What do you say?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said loudly, "Eat noodles!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"I'm hungry." Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his stomach, and said with satisfaction: "One person ate two big bowls of beef noodles. After eating and drinking enough, I said let's go to bed. My brother said I can't sleep. I just hurried on my way while it was dark. Although the night is hazy, there is a slanting moon hanging high."

"It's safe to walk at night." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "When we walked halfway, we heard the sound of a gong, followed by forty or so minions, all dressed in short skirts and geese spread out, and a geese appeared in the middle. Big black, with a big black head, and a knife in his hand."

"This is a bandit encounter." Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

"Bah!"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and stared, and imitated: "I drive this mountain, and I pick this tree. If you want to pass by here, leave your pants."

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

"Keep your pants?" Yan Hexiang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed forward with his hand, and said loudly: "I say you are a bold thief, you are so courageous, if you don't provoke the disasters on the earth, you will provoke the heavens, you don't only steal money, you dare to steal sex?"

"What a mess." Yan Hexiang pouted, very speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun held the folding fan in his hand, turned his head and said: "I said brother, I can't beat it alone, and we can fight against him together!"

"Come on." Yan Hexiang urged.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his folding fan, and described: "Our two brothers each wielded their knives and guns, fighting with the thieves, knives and knives, guns and guns, and saw a flaw, I thought you would be there , With one stroke of the big knife, one click, Douda's head rolled on the ground, and I was crying loudly."

"Why are you crying?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands and cried, "Kill my brother!"

"Okay!" Yan He shook his head with a smile.

"it is good!!!"

The audience liked this work very much and they all applauded.

The host Yang Fan returned to the stage and said, "How do the three teachers feel about their performance today?"

Chen Peisi nodded with a smile: "It's pretty cool. I really like it. It's a regular cross talk, but it's very interesting to say it. I like it anyway."

Yingda went on to comment: "Your cross talk is really a bit new, because I thought it was an old job, but I think he got a little bit of it, and I don't know if they did it on purpose when he fell down. , I think it’s even more enjoyable after adding it.”

Guo Degang pursed his lips, shook his head and said, "They did it themselves, it must be a mistake."

Yingda gave a thumbs up and praised: "Then their stage reaction ability is awesome."

Guo De just finished listening to the music: "Hey, thank you, Teacher Yingda, I will praise you if you make a mistake."

"Thank you Teacher Ying!"

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan He smiled and bowed to express their thanks.

Guo Degang said: "I can't teach them if I fall like that, it will take a lot of money, Master!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang frowned and persuaded: "Don't do that next time, don't be like Kong Yunlong, and make a profession as safe as crosstalk into a high-risk profession."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded shyly: "Master, you have flattered me."

"Hahaha~~"

After the little joke.

Guo Degang put on a straight face, and seriously commented: "The two teachers praised you, in fact, we know that, according to our industry, this work has a difficult sentence to say, tell me again, I will talk about you first and learn later. , old wine in old bottles."

"Old wine in old bottles."

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan He repeated in detail.

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "Good legs!"

"Hahaha~~"

It was so joyous, it was just a joke inadvertently, and the audience lamented that it was worth it.

Guo Degang explained: "Actually, this is not new. The teachers may not be familiar with our evil industry. I can only say that you guys have started to make a big frame. Then the audience will definitely love to watch lively and lively. You Not to mention putting it here, they can make money at any temple fair."

Originally quite confident, this would make Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang quite ashamed.

"Generally speaking, today's results are pretty good." Guo Degang said pertinently.

"Thank you, sir."

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang bowed to thank them.

Guo Degang wandered back and forth with the three buttons on the table, and asked mischievously: "Admission, recommendation, failure, which one do you two think I should press? How about failure?"

"Don't don't..."

The heads of the two shook like rattles.

Guo Degang laughed: "It's fun, I haven't pressed it before."

Qu Xiaoyun pointed at the gathering hall, and said with a smile, "Master, you should leave it to them if you fail the ranking."

"Applause!!!"

"so bad!!!"

How about saying that there are no good people in cross talk, the contestants all laughed and complained.

Finally, it's time to choose a mentor.

Guo Degang pressed "Failure" without hesitation, and explained: "I am your master, I have to avoid suspicion."

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang nodded, they both understood what Master did. Fortunately, the other two teachers both chose "admission".

Yang Fan asked: "Choose between the two!"

"We choose Teacher Chen Peisi."

……

(End of this chapter)