Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 38
The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth twitched slightly, he is so stupid, it is worthy of being a reality show, and it can be played like this for entertainment...

Although points were deducted, the performance had to continue.

Qin Xiaoxian also laughed and teased: "If you say that, you are still missing one!"

"Which one?"

"Deyun's first brother, Xiao Yueyue, his education is just past the school gate, and he has never even seen a book!"

The audience was amused and leaned back together, looking forward to the next performance of the two.

A bullet screen also floated on the projection screen:
"quite funny!!!"

"Advanced Black!!!"

"Men with a high degree of Deyun!!!"

Yu Qian and Guo Degang also laughed.

Master can play like this, so can I!

Xiao Yueyue, who was smashed, stared and pouted: "No, I have to give him one!" After speaking, he drew one for Qin Xiaoxian.

Qin Xiaoxian was also stunned, this is really like I am here in person, Xiao Yueyue can make his own paintings, it seems that you really have to pay attention to them...

After the burden rang, Qu Xiaoyun went on to say, "I'm good at learning dialects!"

Qin Xiaoxian continued: "Which dialects are you good at imitating?"

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips like eighty thousand, with a proud face: "I am good at imitating the Northeast dialect!"

Qin Xiao ran away: "Nonsense! I'm good at it too, and I've got a tenth level in Northeast dialect!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Tell me which dialects you are good at besides your native dialect!"

"Oh, aside from my hometown dialect, I know quite a few, such as BJ dialect, Tianjin dialect, Henan dialect, Shanxi dialect, Shandong dialect, etc..."

Qin Xiaoxian asked humbly: "You are so powerful, why don't you take this opportunity to teach me? I am also very talented!"

"Success, what dialect do you want to learn?"

Qin Xiao thought for a moment: "Teach me Tianjin dialect. Our master is from Jincheng. After I finish learning, I will show my skills to him!"

"Success, it's normal to want to show your face in front of Master, then I'll teach you, listen up!"

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back and pretended to be a teacher: "Tianjin dialect is characterized by four tones for one sound and two tones for three tones, and it loves to swallow words!"

"For example, a police station is not called a police station!"

"What's that called?"

"The police station!"

Qin Xiaoxian praised: "Don't talk about it, it's a little tasteful!"

"For another example, Quanyechang is not called Quanyechang, it is called Quanyechang!"

Qin Xiaoxian nodded: "I've learned it. It's not difficult to say four times with one sound, and two with three words. It's not difficult to delete the middle word!"

Just citing two examples, and saying that he knew it, Qu Xiaoyun had a look of disbelief: "The fans call you a fool, how can you learn so quickly?"

Qin Xiao was so idle: "Stupidity is an illusion, I'm smart! If you don't believe me, test me!"

"Okay, then I'll test you, how do you say catching butterflies in Tianjin dialect?"

"Catch (four tones) butterflies (four tones)!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Hey! Good son!"

Qin Xiao had a question mark on his face: "???"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "You don't tell everyone, this is my father! It's not bad to swallow words!"

"I'll fuck you, you're here to take advantage of me!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yu Qian smiled and said to Xiao Yueyue: "They just got this baggage, it's not bad, give them all a check!"

"Okay, sir!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "I am not only good at domestic dialects, but also foreign dialects!"

"That's not called a foreign dialect, that's called a foreign dialect!"

"Yes, I'm good at learning foreign languages, and I can speak many foreign languages, especially English!"

Qin Xiaoxian looked disdainful, pointed at him, and said to the audience: "Everyone, do you believe it? Anyway, I don't believe it! He graduated from high school, never went to college, and didn't pass the fourth and sixth exams, so he dares to say that he speaks English. It’s very good, and you can blow it too much, right?”

When Qu Xiaoyun heard someone questioned him, he was unhappy: "If you don't believe me, you test me!"

"Okay, then I'll test you, how do you say it in English?"

"Hello! You're burying me. This kindergarten kid knows it all. It's outrageous for you to use this to test my academic qualifications in the Deyun Society!"

"Okay, then I will make it more difficult for you. How do you say Banana in English?"

"banana!"

"Where are the oranges?"

"Orange!"

"apple?"

"iPhone!"

"Is the iPhone reasonable? According to you, thirteen apples are iPhone13!"

Qu Xiaoyun snorted and said mockingly, "Your English is not good at first glance, and you don't understand the most basic plurals. That's called iPhone13s! The thirteen big apples are called iPhone13plus!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience applauded.

"You're too good at pediatrics, let's take a more difficult one!"

"Success, let me make it more difficult for you. How do you say a cat in English?"

"...cat, this is not difficult!"

"There are many types of cats, can you give me some difficult ones, like hello, cat!"

Qin Xiao made a pause gesture: "Wait a minute, I know hello kitty! What are you talking about?"

"The beckoning cat!" After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun waved the beckoning cat with his hands.

The audience was amused again by his vivid movements.

Qin Xiaoxian was very unconvinced: "Okay, you are amazing, I don't believe I can't pass you today! If you can say this, I will..."

"What's the matter?"

"I'll call you Dad!"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "You have already called!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience applauded continuously.

"Let's go on, Brother Qin, if I can talk about it, you can lend me your Porsche to drive for a few days. I also want to experience the unpretentious joy of talking about cross talk in a luxury car!"

Qin Xiaoxian patted his legs: "Success, it's settled, listen up! How do you say Jin Jianlayer in English? Jin Jianlayer cats are rare now!"

Netizens on the bullet screen started a discussion:
"This is difficult!!!"

"I guess 90.00% of the live broadcast room will not say nine!!!"

"I bet a spicy stick, he can't make it up!!!"

"Wait for him to be embarrassed!!!"

……

"Don't tell me, my brother Qin's test is really difficult, let me think about it!"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment, and accidentally glanced at Xiao Yueyue, and suddenly had an idea:

"Everyone, listen up! In English, Jin Jianlayer is called..."

"yellow little Yueyue (Jian~cheap) cat!"

Live broadcast barrage:
"Hahaha!!!"

"These two work together really well!!!"

"It turns out that the golden gradient can be described like this!!!"

"Xiao Yueyue is too miserable!!!"

Qin Xiao smiled casually and gave a thumbs up: "As expected of being in charge of the academic qualifications of the Deyun Club! I am convinced, after this performance, come with me to get the car keys!"

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also happy from ear to ear, and they both clapped their hands in encouragement.

Xiao Yueyue rolled up his arms and sleeves: "It's too bullying, I will fight with them on stage!"

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　[There are still half of the jokes that have not been edited, and the head is bald! 】Thank you for the reward from Prison Devil, Aixinjue Luo Zimo, and the monthly pass of enthusiastic Gotham citizens!
　　
　
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