Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 39
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Just now I was joking with everyone, but in fact my English is average."

Qin Xiaoxian nodded his head: "I can see that the English is average, but the ability to make nonsense is quite extraordinary."

"Hahaha!!!"

"Although I can't do it, there are some good people in our Deyun club!"

"That's right, the Deyun Club has now recruited Dragon Characters, and there are a lot of talents."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The person next to me is an expert in language."

Qin Xiao glanced at him idlely: "This is trying to make fun of me!"

"My Brother Qin is proficient in Japanese!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience laughed.

Qin Xiao had a question mark on his face: "What's wrong with the current audience, what's so funny about it?"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Because my brother Qin has liked watching some island country animations since he was a child, and he is more interested in some lines that are often said in animations, and I also like to imitate them!"

"Love dictates!"

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands on the side of his body to hold a ball, and then pushed out: "What is it like, Kamehameha!"

Qin Xiaoxian explained from the side: "This is a line from "Dragon Ball", Kameha Qigong!"

"What else is there like, oh tired~ Kaijie crying oh your dew~ oh please expand!"

"This is the line from "One Piece", I am the man who wants to be the One Piece!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, satisfied with his explanation.

"What else, one library, one library, flax butterfly, lah!"

"Applause!!!"

Qin Xiao waved his hand: "Wait a minute! What anime are you talking about?"

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him: "You keep asking me!"

Netizens started discussing again on the screen:

"It turns out that Lao Qin is this kind of person..."

"Sexy, eternal misfortune, a gentleman loses his virtue, a villain is always happy, and a man can hardly shut up a beauty!!!"

"Upstairs, what does watching movies have to do with beauties..."

Qin Xiaoxian looked aggrieved: "Who's watching it all the time!"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "These are not important!"

"Dare not to say that you..."

"The hobby is relieved. Because I love the animation culture of the island country, I, Brother Qin, taught myself Japanese in private. I plan to have the opportunity to travel to the island country in the future. I studied very seriously, and I learned the fifty-sound by myself."

"I'm really good."

"Auntie saw that Brother Qin is so eager to learn, and it's a good thing to learn another language. Since he can drive a sports car to talk about cross talk, and the family is not short of money, she found him two female foreign teachers who can teach Japanese!"

"After the foreign teacher came, my brother Qin's health is getting worse day by day."

Qin Xiaoxian felt weird: "Wait a minute, why am I not in good health when the foreign teacher comes?"

Qu Xiaoyun looked serious: "Because you study hard!"

"Oh, so that's what happened!"

"Applause!!!"

"My Brother Qin is talented, and he is willing to study hard. In the end, he lived up to everyone's expectations and won the opportunity to study in an island country!"

"Studying abroad is a good thing, and hard work pays off!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "The school my Brother Qin got into is pretty good, it's a book!"

Qin Xiaoxian questioned: "The university over there is also divided into one or two?"

"Score!"

"I really don't know that."

"The school is in Tokyo. He learned from film and television that Tokyo is extremely hot. He is afraid of the heat. He takes off his underpants as soon as he gets off the plane, and the aisles rattle."

Qin Xiao scratched his head idlely, but didn't understand: "Wait a minute! It's understandable to undress in hot weather, why is the aisle jingling?"

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the curious looks of the female audience, and asked, "You want to know too?"

The female audience shouted in unison:

"think!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun was amused: "Because he brought a watch, and the chain jingled!"

Female audience:
"Applause!!!"

"When I arrived at the place, I rented a house first, and then played around. Finally, on the appointed day, the school called him and asked him to go for an interview."

"The university still has to interview, this is the first time I've heard of it."

"The interview location is in an office building."

"Office interview? Why are the cultures so different!"

"It doesn't rain across the river, and the wind is different for ten miles. There must be some differences in culture! When he arrived at the place, he entered an office, and the staff in charge of the interview made him take off all his clothes!"

Qin Xiaoxian suddenly realized: "Oh, so I was asked to have a physical examination, no wonder..."

"I checked it out, and my body is not bad. After waiting for a while, a photographer came over with a camera!"

Qin Xiao thought about it for a while: "Wait a minute, naked? Camera? Dare to recruit students in a way, I'll go to you!" After speaking, he smiled and pushed.

[Make up a joke, as long as I am not embarrassed, you are the ones who are embarrassed, hahaha...]

The audience laughed and applauded:

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

Amid warm applause, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian bowed and exited.

The audience was satisfied, but Guo Degang was not too satisfied, and told Xiao Yueyue: "The joke is too vulgar, draw another one for them!"

The final score-

Pigtail: Full marks.

Yang Jiulang: Full marks.

Meng He Tang: Full marks.

Zhou Jiuliang: Full marks.

Luan Dangdang: Full marks.

Shaobing: One point deducted.

Zhang Helun: Three points deducted.

Qin Xiaoxian: Three points deducted.

Qu Xiaoyun: Three points deducted.

……

The two returned to the waiting yard, where the brothers were sitting and chatting.

Luan Dangdang praised: "Yes, it's the first time to cooperate, and the performance is good! Judging from the applause from the audience, this is considered a catch!"

Shaobing invited the credit: "Their performance is all due to me and them exchanging "Learning Foreign Languages" Liangzi!"

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian looked at each other and sighed.

Meng Hetang asked curiously: "What's the matter? Your applause is warm, why are you sighing?"

Qin Xiaoxian asked: "Brother Meng, have you been deducted?"

"No."

"Where's Brother Luan?"

"No."

"Where's Braid?"

"No."

"Hey, we both got three points deducted..."

"No way……"

The brothers couldn't believe it, only Zhang Helun laughed happily.

"Hahaha, I thought I was at the bottom, but I didn't expect there to be two people with me, thank you both!"

……

In the final voting session, in addition to the scoreboard, [-] audience members were selected to vote for their favorite actors, and the final scores of the actors were obtained by adding the two.

Xiao Yueyue announced the audience vote:

Xiao Zhui'er had eight votes, Qin Xiaoxian had seven votes, Qu Xiaoyun had six, Meng Hetang had four, Luan had one, Shaobing had one, Zhou Jiuliang had one, Yang Jiulang had one, and Zhang Helun had no.

Zhang Helun looked unlovable:
"It turned out that I was the last one..."

After accumulative addition, Xiao Zhui'er won the championship of the first round.

Guo Degang presented prizes to the apprentices, the champion gold bowl, No.2 and No.3 silver bowls, and the rest of the porcelain bowls.

Guo Degang finished distributing the bowls, and explained with a smile: "Why are the prizes set as bowls, because it doesn't matter what kind of bowl it is, its purpose is to let you have food, talk about cross talk well, do a good job, be worthy of the audience, be worthy of the bowl in hand, be worthy of the audience." How about the rice in our bowl?"

"it is good!"

"Thank you Master!"

"Okay, that's the end of the first issue of our "Deyun Fighting Laughter Society". Audience friends, see you in the next issue!"

"goodbye!!!"

All the staff involved in the recording of Deyun Club smiled and waved to the camera.

……

　Thanks to Guigui Gui and Fengzhu Yuzhu for their monthly tickets, and to the book friends who supported this book! ! !
　　
　
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