Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 52 The Tragic Little Yueyue
"and many more!"

Xiao Yueyue thought the voice was familiar: "Xiao Yun, is that you? Come and save me!"

Qu Xiaoyun held the long hammer and shouted: "A little Luan and a little Yang, how dare you bully my brother Yue? Let me show you what a real wheel hammer is!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room:
"The donkeys of the production team are about to start revenge, hahaha!!!"

"If you want to promote, suppress first, let's be cool!!!"

"A chrysanthemum, a little ghost, you dare to hurt my son, let me show you what is the real Haotian avatar!"

"666, Quhao!!!"

Luan Dangdang was very surprised: "Xiaoyun, what do you call us?"

"Brother Luan, Brother Yang! I came here specially to help, I'll do the rough work of swinging the hammer!" Qu Xiaoyun said courteously.

Luan Dangdang rolled his eyes: "That's fine, Xiaoyun is strong! Jiulang let him come!"

"to make!"

Qu Xiaoyun carried the hammer on his shoulder, walked up to Xiao Yueyue and smirked: "Brother Yue, don't be nervous, I have a sense of proportion! I have done renovations before, the big hammer is [-], and the small hammer is [-]!"

Xiao Yueyue took a look at his half-smiling face: "Senior brother, let Jiulang come, I'm afraid he'll ruin my appearance, I still rely on my face to make a living!"

Luan waved his hand and said, "Damn, you've already starved to death by relying on your face to eat, don't trade it back and forth, if you want Jiulang to smash it, just let him do it again later!"

Xiao Yueyue sighed: "I'm afraid I won't be able to wait for Jiulang..."

Qu Xiaoyun comforted: "Brother Yue, it's okay, you will be a good man again in 20 years." After speaking, he began to move his arms and twist his waist to warm up.

"Xiaoyun, take it easy!"

"Brother Yue, you don't understand! If you tap it lightly, it will be a blunt knife killing people! Be good, it will be over after a little pain!" After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun raised the sledgehammer and began to aim.

Xiao Yueyue tried her best to lift her short neck, and watched anxiously: "Xiao Yun, how can I see you looking at my crotch from this angle? Don't make trouble, I'm planning to have a son!"

Qu Xiaoyun was very impatient: "Oh, brother Yue, why are you so unmanly! Even if you hit your crotch, what are you afraid of! You and sister-in-law want a son, I can help!"

"puff!"

The people watching the excitement around laughed.

Luan Dangdang and Yang Jiulang were also happy: "Yes, we can help too!"

Xiao Yueyue looked hopeless, and then closed his eyes: "I thank you, you are really enthusiastic, you can be said to be brothers in fire prevention, theft prevention and prevention! Come on, just leave me a breath, just because I have a work-related injury. A long vacation!"

"Got it!"

Qu Xiaoyun grabbed a handful of soil from the ground, wiped it with both hands to increase friction, then held the hammer with both hands, and raised the hammer high.

Knowing that it was props, hammers and stones, the tourists around looked at it with a smile on their faces. There were also a few fans who had just gathered around who didn't know, worried about Xiao Yueyue, and sweated for him.

"Open!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a low shout, and the hammer came down with the sound of wind.

After a muffled sound, the stone was smashed into many pieces.

Xiao Yueyue was possessed by an opera spirit, tilted his head, stuck out his tongue, and remained motionless.

"it is good!"

The surrounding crowd laughed and applauded.

"another one!"

After the applause, passers-by booed.

Qu Xiaoyun responded with a smile: "Okay, I used to come with only one opening poem for storytelling, but today I will break the boulder to satisfy everyone, and I will take care of it!" After finishing speaking, he was ready to lift the stone again.

As soon as Xiao Yueyue heard that he was coming again, he opened his eyes immediately, and glanced at the surrounding crowd: "Which one is standing and talking without back pain? You come up and experience it!"

After finishing speaking, he turned miserable to Luan Dangdang: "Brother, I can't get up anymore, I'm paralyzed!"

While speaking, Guo Degang squeezed into the crowd waving his fan.

"Hello, Master!"

Except for Xiao Yueyue who closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, the rest of the brothers greeted Guo Degang.

"What are the apprentices playing? So happy!"

"Master, crush a big stone in your chest!" Luan Dangdang replied.

"What did you do to me stupid?" Guo Degang looked at Xiao Yueyue who was lying motionless on the chair with a question mark on his face.

"A game error, Xiaoyue was knocked out with a hammer."

"Oh, that's it. Very good, give me the hammer, and I'll play for a while too!" Guo Degang put down his fan, and took the hammer from Qu Xiaoyun with a smile.

"Okay, Master!" Luan Dangdang lifted up a stone courteously.

Guo Degang waved his hand: "No, no stones, I'll give this big ass a facelift while he faints!"

Hearing this, Xiao Yueyue opened his eyes immediately, and began to cry: "Master, you are here! Oh, it hurts me to death, I was injured while playing a game, is this considered a work-related injury?" ? Give me a few days off to recuperate!"

Guo Degang also developed his acting skills: "Oh, my pet, my flesh, I love you so much! Of course it's a work-related injury, so I'm allowed to leave."

Xiao Yueyue's eyes widened excitedly: "Really, Master? Give me a few days off!"

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "It will be done in a few days, as long as you are happy, Yue Longgang!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The brothers and the people around watching the fun couldn't be happier.

Xiao Yueyue sat up after a while, picked up a fan and fanned Master: "Master, I'm fine, I can continue to dedicate my youth to Deyun Society!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room:
"666, Zhaizizhi is paralyzed!!!"

"Xiao Yueyue is so good at playing tricks!!!"

"Xiao Yueyue turned out to be from Longzike, haha!!!"

As soon as Qu Xiaoyun heard what the master said, he also stepped forward and yelled: "Oh, I didn't expect that Brother Yue is downgraded, and I am now a senior brother!"

Guo Degang interrupted with a smile: "Okay, okay, stop making trouble, how many beans have you guys earned now?"

Luan Dangdang: "20!"

Yang Jiulang: "15!"

Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun bowed their heads in embarrassment when they heard that they made so much money and they still had nothing left.

A female staff member held 12 beans and shouted: "Qu Xiaoyun has 7 beans, Xiao Yueyue has 5 beans!"

Xiao Yueyue looked at the shouting staff in surprise: "Sister, why? The beatings are few, but the beatings are many. It's unreasonable!"

The female staff laughed: "Don't reason with women!"

When Xiao Yueyue heard what people said, she was so emotional that she almost burst into tears and began to complain to everyone.

"Let me tell you, my daughter-in-law is unreasonable, to what extent is she unreasonable?"

"One time, when I came home after recording a variety show, he asked me why there was no hair on my shirt?"

"I asked her, so what?"

"She answered me, so who is that bald girl? Oh my god! I'm so angry with her that I'm about to cry!"

The onlookers and the netizens in the live broadcast room all burst into laughter:

"quite funny!!!"

"Women are really unreasonable creatures!!!"

"Xiao Yueyue is too miserable, I didn't expect his wife to be strict!!!"

The female staff member was also amused: "Xiao Yueyue, I feel sorry for you for a second for what happened to you, come on, give you one more bean!"

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