Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 53 Forming a team to take the exam
"Sister, you look so beautiful!"

After a few words, he got beans, and he tasted the sweetness.

Xiao Yueyue took the beans with a cheap smile, and then complained:

"Oh, this is not the worst. Whenever I do something wrong, my wife pinches me. Once I did nothing wrong, but my wife pinched me hard. I said I didn't do anything wrong. Why did you want to pinch me and be unreasonable, guess what she said?"

"How do you say it?" asked the tourists watching the excitement.

Xiao Yueyue raised her head 45 degrees, and tried her best not to let the tears flow: "She... she told me very arrogantly - I didn't pay attention to what I said?"

"Since then, I have never reasoned with her again!"

"Hahaha!"

The female tourists who watched the excitement were all overjoyed, but the married male tourists couldn't laugh and expressed deep sympathy.

After Xiao Yueyue finished speaking, his face immediately changed. All the previous sad emotions disappeared, and he changed back to a cheap look. He smiled and acted like a baby to the female staff: "Sister, give me another bean!"

The female staff member shook her head: "It's not okay to play like this! If you tell all your grievances over the years, we will give you all the beans in our crew, and we will owe you a few hundred beans."

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated up again:

"This sister's words don't hurt much, but are extremely insulting!!!"

"Xiao Yueyue is a good man, he is so tolerant of his daughter-in-law, and he will never leave after becoming famous, a high-quality idol!!!"

"The world is not worth it, but the Deyun Club is worth it!!!"

Seeing that this trick didn't work, Xiao Yueyue was about to return to the team dejectedly, when suddenly someone shouted from behind.

"Yue Yue, the phone you put on the set rang, and it's your wife calling!"

After hearing this, Xiao Yueyue shuddered all over. This shudder fully proved his family status, and also proved that what he said just now was not a lie.

"My daughter-in-law actually called me! It's over, she must be watching the Douxiao Club's live broadcast, Master, please answer it for me, just say I'm busy!"

Qu Xiaoyun reminded with a smile: "Brother Yue, since my sister-in-law watched the show, she now knows that you lied to her. This time, I will be punished for both crimes!"

"..."

Xiao Yueyue filled his brain with the picture, dumbfounded.

"Yue Yue, it's just the effect of the show, I'm lying to you!" The staff member shouted with a smile.

Xiao Yueyue took Qu Xiaoyun's arm, held his hand tightly, and rushed towards the staff: "Xiaoyun, don't stop me, I'll fight them!"

Guo De just snorted: "Look at your promise!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked at Xiao Yueyue's exaggerated appearance, and sang a song: "I will turn a blind eye to the one who should cooperate with you!"

After watching the excitement, Yang Jiulang and Luan Dangdang took the beans they had earned and said to Master, "Master, we have almost saved up, and we decided to go to Yu's class for the exam!"

Guo Degang nodded: "Go, I wish you both success!"

"Wait a minute, Brother Luan, Brother Yang!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly frowned: "That's not right, there are loopholes in the game designed by the crew! Guo Jiaban and Yu Jiaban compete to see who earns more, as long as Guo Jiaban earns more, he wins, let's go to the exam Isn't it just to give them money?"

Xiao Yueyue didn't understand: "Don't we have to take an exam first to be qualified to speak cross talk?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The Yu family class doesn't perform shows, they don't have beans, as long as we don't take the exam, they won't have any income, how can they beat us!"

Luan Dangdang and Yang Jiulang suddenly realized: "Yes, Xiaoyun is a bit smart, let's find other people now, as long as we don't take the exam, we can beat them by ourselves!"

Guo Degang agreed: "Master, I think so too!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"The program found a bug!!!"

"Teacher Guo is so funny, just now he asked his apprentice to take the exam, and now he says that he thinks so too!!!"

"Teacher Guo is learning from Cao Cao. After Cao Cao asks the counselor for advice, he will say something after he adopts it. I think so too!!!"

"The Deyun club is full of good people!!!"

Guo Degang waved his hand: "Go, you go to the gate of Yu's class and stop!"

Seeing a loophole in the rules, the staff was dumbfounded, and hurriedly reported the matter to Yan Min.

When the director Yan Min knew about it, he stopped them halfway, explaining that he was very good and the exam had to continue.

As soon as Qu Xiaoyun, Xiao Yueyue, Luan Dangdang, and Yang Jiulang entered the compound of the examination room, they saw Sun Yue sitting beside him leisurely fanning his fans.

There is also a sign next to Sun Yue, and the test instructions are written on the sign.

[-]. There are five exams and several examiners in the Yujiaban Examination Institute.

Second, as long as you pass three of them, you can enter the Yujiaban cross talk troupe and become a new examiner.

Three, each test subject needs to charge the corresponding subject fee.

Fourth, different examiners charge different fees.

Fifth, fill in the registration form, and enter the examination room with a gong.

The four of them were exhausted because of Dou. Seeing Sun Yue's leisurely appearance, they wanted to beat him up together.

The four of them went forward and saw the Four Treasures of the Study, brushes, ink, paper and inkstones on Sun Yue's table, and a shelf next to it, with the test question board hanging on the shelf.

The five test questions are Guankou, Liuhuo, Taiping Lyrics, Baishasazi, and Qunkou.

Sun Yue pointed to the exam question board on the shelf beside him: "I've waited for you all, I'm about to fall asleep, there are five exams in total, let's choose!"

"Brother Luan, let's choose first!"

Luan Dangdang has the highest seniority among the four, and the seniors humbly said.

Luan Dangdang was not polite either, he glanced at the five signs and thought for a moment: "Let me give you some words from Baisha!"

Xiao Yueyue, the second in seniority, chose a willow job.

Liuhuo, Liu refers to singing, and living refers to works, which are divided into opera willow and song willow.

For example, Beijing opera or operas from various places are called Xiliu, and those that mainly sing are called Geliu.

Liuhuo should not only learn likeness, but also learn to be beautiful. This is the essence of Liuhuo.

For Xiao Yueyue who likes to sing, Liu Huo is very in line with his heart.

Yang Jiulang, who ranked third in seniority, chose a Guankou.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't have any other choice, and he couldn't choose the group mouth alone. The brothers didn't choose the repeated ones, so he simply chose the Taiping lyrics. He practiced the Taiping lyrics well, so he was quite confident.

The four separated and each went to the examination room corresponding to the subject.

Qu Xiaoyun went through the courtyard and entered the room where Taiping's lyrics were tested. Looking inside, the examiner was Deyun's security guard Zhang Helun.

Zhang Helun was sitting in a chair thinking about something, thinking that as long as the person who took the exam was not Luan Dangdang, he was going to blackmail a sum of money.

Seeing that the youngest Qu Xiaoyun was taking the exam, he was overjoyed.

"Brother Lun!" Qu Xiaoyun greeted.

"Xiaoyun is here, do you know the rules?" Zhang Helun pouted his big mouth, raised his hand and moved his index finger and thumb, gesturing to him to count money.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't understand what he meant by constantly comparing himself...

(End of this chapter)