Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 62
"It's almost time, Brother Yue."

Qu Xiaoyun hesitated and stood up.

Xiao Yueyue was in high spirits when he heard that Zhang Helun hurt Yu Qian, and only after hearing this did he realize that he was going to play, so he quickly got up.

"Don't be nervous, Xiaoyue, Xiaoyun, just remember that you can't win!"

"Yes yes yes, wait to be beaten by master and uncle!"

The saved Luan Dangdang and Shaobing made a fuss in the background, disturbing the morale of the army.

Before Xiao Yueyue came out, he said harsh words: "Don't be shy, I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it!"

Qu Xiaoyun also continued: "We don't have any pressure, if Uncle Youqian still doesn't rank well, it would be a shame!"

"Hahaha, yes!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled and walked behind the scenes with Qu Xiaoyun.

In a blink of an eye.

Guo Degang and Zhang Helun ended up stepping down.

Xiao Yueyue walked to the stage, Qu Xiaoyun followed behind.

The audience applauded again.

Xiao Yueyue walked to the microphone and turned her head, then she was stunned: "Why are you still following me, I haven't announced yet!"

Qu Xiaoyun woke up like a dream, and then ran back to the backstage - I said why it felt like something was missing, and I was careless when I first came on stage.

Backstage Guo Degang saw it without mercy: "Draw Qu Xiaoyun!"

The audience burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

Fortunately, Xiao Yueyue was present, with rich stage experience, and could deal with accidents calmly and calmly.

Xiao Yueyue said with a smile: "Everyone has seen that our actors in the backstage are very eager for this stage, and they can't wait to be on stage. What you saw just now are actors who are very eager for the stage. They are the most popular actors in our Deyun Club recently. The actor who suddenly rose sharply is also my partner in this scene——Qu Xiaoyun!"

"Next, the two of us will perform the cross talk "Legend of Love" for everyone. If there is applause, please invite Qu Xiaoyun to come on stage!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience welcomed with warm applause, and the audience in the live broadcast room also swiped their screens to welcome.

Qu Xiaoyun stepped onto the stage with square steps and was welcomed by the audience, with a smile on his lips. After bowing to the audience, he adjusted the microphone, looked at the audience and said, "Thank you everyone!"

"Hello everyone, my name is Qu Xiaoyun. I think everyone already knew it just now. The guy next to me should be more familiar. He is Xiao Yueyue, the most popular cross talk actor in our Deyun Club a few years ago." Qu Xiaoyun said There was a smirk at the corner of his mouth.

Xiao Yueyue pouted: "You mean I'm not popular now, right?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "Of course it's popular, it can be seen from the warm applause from the audience just now, the atmosphere of the whole performance has never been so cold!"

Before the last sentence was said, Xiaoyue Yuele's mouth was grinning to the ears. After hearing the last sentence, her face sank: "Good guy, I'm still too angry!"

The audience laughed outright.

Finding burdens based on the characteristics of the characters can easily resonate with the audience. A few simple sentences can heat up the scene. This is also a common opening for cross talk actors.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled: "Just kidding, my brother-in-law is still the most popular person in our Deyun Club."

Xiao Yueyue said proudly: "I like to hear this, I am the first brother Deyun!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "The reason why my brother-in-law can achieve today's results is mainly because of his kindness and humanity!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "That's true! In all industries, character is the most important!"

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a while, and said, "How good is my brother-in-law's human nature? To use an inappropriate example, he hasn't even been to the shampoo room."

The corners of the male audience's mouths rose, and their interest instantly rose when they heard the word "shave room".

Xiao Yueyue disapproved: "Isn't this normal!"

Qu Xiaoyun smirked and said, "My brother Yue is a gentleman, none of the children belong to him!"

"Hahaha!!!"

This kind of green or cheap baggage can easily make the audience laugh.

Xiao Yueyue waved her hand: "Who said that, I have to refute you, the child is dear!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued to continue in a serious manner: "Oh, some audiences in the shampoo room may know about it, and some may not. The hair washing room is a small room with a pink lamp lit inside. There was an older lady inside who said she was doing hair for someone, but after searching her house, she didn’t even have a comb, and the only tools were sandals and a sofa!”

"She doesn't do that at all!"

"Yes, look for my master and uncle in this kind of place, and you can find the right one, but my brother-in-law has never been there before!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were shot again in the background, but the audience laughed happily and looked forward to the following.

In this short performance of less than 2 minutes, except for the mistake of entering the stage, Qu Xiaoyun performed very steadily after the show, and Xiao Yueyue and the two caught the attention of all the audience present.

Xiao Yueyue looked proud: "I'm a good man, let's not go there!"

Qu Xiaoyun agreed: "He doesn't even know what that place is for!"

"Yeah, how would you know if you haven't been there?"

Qu Xiaoyun intentionally imitated the voice very rough: "My brother-in-law passed by someone's door, and he had to be called, thump, thud-thump, people in the room knocked on the glass, and when the window was opened, the stubble of a thick-backed beard was longer than that of Yuege. A big sister like Li Kui asked—will we play?"

Xiao Yueyue gave a jolt: "Good guy, who's playing with whom? Why are you making this noise!"

"Hahaha!"

The big sister in the audience's head was so different from what Qu Xiaoyun said, that the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated Xiao Yueyue's cute look: "My brother Yue was stupid, he froze in place for a few seconds, and then asked—how much?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha, it's so funny!!!"

"The beard is longer than him, don't you panic when you kiss?"

"Xiao Yueyue is really not picky eaters!!!"

Xiao Yueyue stopped and said, "Don't ask the price, you don't plan to go!"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "There are only two actors from the Deyun Club that I know who have never been to that kind of place, and one is my brother-in-law."

Xiao Yueyue asked curiously: "Who is the other one?"

Qu Xiaoyun is good at gesturing at his waist: "The other one is my brother-in-law's partner Sun Yue, that big fat guy who makes me laugh, standing in the table, the table can't stop him, standing with my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law Brother, you have to take the microphone away."

This sentence went to Xiao Yueyue's heart, and finally someone discovered this detail.

Xiao Yueyue nodded again and again: "Finally someone understands me. Fatty Sun is too fat. If you don't move away, we will stick together."

The audience chuckled, and one female audience even let out a goose cry.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in agreement: "My Uncle Sun is too fat, weighing more than 400 kilograms. If he doesn't wear his underpants, he just puts them there. You don't even know what the cloth is for!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"quite funny!!!"

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