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Chapter 63 Qu Xiaoyun has made great progress

There was applause from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the audience who were grinning from ear to ear, and said in a serious manner: "My Uncle Sun has never been to the shampoo room!"

Xiao Yueyue asked curiously, "Why didn't he go?"

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and said with a bad smile, "Because he's too fat, he can't get in!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The burden is connected, and the atmosphere is very hot now.

Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized: "Oh, it seems that the main reason is that the door is narrow!"

"Goose goose goose~~"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Actually, my Uncle Sun has that kind of heart. He lets people come out, but they don't come out."

Xiao Yueyue continued: "Yes, there is no open-air work for that thing."

"Hahaha!!!"

Seeing the audience happy, Qu Xiaoyun was also flattered.

"My Uncle Sun doesn't like performances, especially he doesn't like to go."

"Why? I paid a lot of money. Is it because I'm lazy?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, it's because his daughter-in-law is so beautiful, he is worried. Every time before the performance, he will call all the security guards in the community and give them money, two hundred per person."

Xiao Yueyue was very surprised: "Fatty Sun usually deducts money, why do you give people money?"

The audience watched with wide-eyed eyes, wondering what the reason was, and the scene was very quiet.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Because I want the security guards to keep an eye on my daughter-in-law, keep records every day, what time do I go out every day, what time do I come back, who is visiting at home, and ask how my daughter-in-law is doing."

Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out that's the case. I haven't heard him say it."

"After he came back from the show, he didn't go home directly. The first thing he did was to ask the security guard—tell me, how is my daughter-in-law doing these days? The security guard—is very good, my sister-in-law has never been out of the house these days!"

"Uncle Sun is still worried-is there anyone coming to the house? Security-you think too much, no one will go, only a courier."

Xiao Yueyue praised: "Oh, that's pretty good, it shows that the daughter-in-law has a good character."

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "The security guard hasn't come down yet."

Xiao Yueyue was speechless: "Okay, there is something to do with just such a person."

"Hahaha!!!"

A commercial show lasts four to ten minutes, and you can slowly lay the groundwork. This time, each show in the competition is only less than two to ten minutes long, which requires a fast-paced joke. is very good.

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and smirked at Xiao Yueyue: "Among the actors in Deyun Club, my brother-in-law is the one who treats his daughter-in-law the best."

Xiao Yueyue understood in seconds, and then said to the audience: "I knew he had given up a lot, and I have to blame me in the end."

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha, the characteristics of flattery!!!"

"Xiao Yueyue has harmed others, who will the heavens spare!!!"

"What Qu Xiaoyun is saying now is getting better and better!!!"

"Currently, I am most satisfied with their performance!!!"

Seeing that he was seen through, Qu Xiaoyun was amused: "My brother-in-law values ​​love and loyalty, so he follows his father."

Xiao Yueyue nodded in agreement: "En!"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and explained to the audience with a smile: "According to the legend, old man, when he was young, he fell in love with any woman he could see!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Goose goose goose~~"

Xiao Yueyue stared wide-eyed, and questioned: "Is this called emphasizing friendship?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "My brother-in-law follows his father in this regard. He matures precociously, and he is mature at the age of three."

"It's too early to cook this!"

"I fell in love with my cousin when I was six years old."

"cousin?"

"My cousin's name is Green Tea."

Xiao Yueyue waved his hand: "Green tea whore? Don't come here, we understand this word!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated Xiao Yueyue's tone: "Cousin, I want to marry you! But his cousin won't do it—no, I'm the one who wants to marry the prince."

"What about this ideal?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Children, play house, have a princess dream."

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Oh, that's really normal."

Qu Xiaoyun was good at gesticulating: "His cousin practiced a lot in order to marry the prince since she was a child, and she practiced holding chopsticks far!"

Xiao Yueyue didn't understand: "What's the relationship between holding chopsticks far and marrying a prince?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Old ladies only talk about this! Those who hold chopsticks closer marry closer, and those who hold chopsticks farther away marry farther away."

"Oh. Really, there is such a particularity."

"In order to marry the prince, his cousin took the chopsticks farther and farther away. In the end, the two chopsticks joined each other. She made up her mind that she must marry the prince. Finally..."

Seeing that he stopped talking, Xiao Yueyue asked curiously, "Are you married to the prince?"

Qu Xiaoyun was delighted: "I'm married to the fried dough stick!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The burden rang again.

Guo Degang was very happy watching the two people on the screen, and was very satisfied with their performance.

Yu Qian also nodded in praise again and again.

Xiao Yueyue understood: "Hey, yes, I only use such long chopsticks for deep-fried dough sticks."

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "In my impression, my brother-in-law had a relationship before he got married."

Xiao Yueyue shook his head, raised his hand and gestured: "Twice!"

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned—why did he act on the spot?It was not the script during the rehearsal, but I continued to talk about it.

"Who?"

Xiao Yueyue proudly said: "One is Sister Iron Hammer, and the other is the audience, does anyone know?"

The audience in the audience looked at each other, and one of the audience responded:
"Swallow! Swallow! I can't live without you, how can I live without you, Swallow!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The rest of the audience understood and were all amused.

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "That's right!"

Qu Xiaoyun also understood, and said with a smile: "My brother-in-law was naughty just now! I don't know much about his Swallow, but I know more about his Sister Tiehammer. My brother-in-law is more straight. People don't come together."

Xiao Yueyue praised: "What are you talking about?"

"The hammer said—if I was stupid, stupid, stupid and ugly, would you still love me? My brother-in-law is happy—why assume?"

"Good guy, I can't speak so much!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand, imitating the original state: "Tie Hammer was very unhappy, he cried when he raised his hand, and his mouth was full when he raised his hand, hitting my brother Yue three times on the spot, the whole body I'm all dumbfounded—did you hit me?"

Xiao Yueyue covered his face in cooperation: "Good guy, you are really strong."

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Is it possible to have such a strong name?" After the iron hammer hit my brother Yue, he rushed out of the door, and my brother Yue hurriedly chased after him, in order to get the door back. "

Xiao Yueyue was surprised and said: "Good guy, Ganqing ran with the door in his arms!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience applauded and applauded, and everyone had a happy smile on their faces.

Guo Degang in the backstage was also very satisfied, and told his apprentice: "Go, erase Qu Xiaoyun's way, and give Xiaoyue another point."

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　Thanks to Prison Demon for the reward, Manzhushahua, Z Guangjiang, I have a silly cat, a monthly ticket with a Japanese name! ! !

　　
　
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