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Chapter 64 Xiao Yueyue Was Hacked Too Miserably
The atmosphere on the scene was pulled to the climax, burdens were one after another, laughter and applause continued one after another, and the audience in the audience was engrossed and looking forward to what they would say next.

With a smile on the corner of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth, he continued: "Because my brother Yue said something wrong and hurt Sister Tiehammer's heart, the two of them didn't get together in the end. Later, brother Yue met my current sister-in-law. When a person gets married, I hope that all lovers in the world will finally get married, it is a pre-determined matter, don't miss the marriage."

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "This is an old saying."

Qu Xiaoyun praised: "Sister-in-law is very kind, she loves my brother Yue very much, and treats me well."

Xiao Yueyue, who has been being picked on all the time, said angrily: "Why do you keep mentioning you, what's the matter with you here!"

Qu Xiaoyun pretended to be good-looking while taking advantage, and said seriously: "You are narrow-minded. As the saying goes, a sister-in-law is younger than a mother-in-law! This is an old rule, when you see a sister-in-law, be polite. , respect sister-in-law, and sister-in-law also takes care of her younger brother."

After listening to the explanation, Xiao Yueyue nodded in understanding: "That's true, my wife is really good to me."

Qu Xiaoyun said to the audience: "Today's performance, brother Yue and I changed clothes in the background, brother Yue took off his pants and prepared to change into the clothes for the performance. After watching it, I was very moved."

Xiao Yueyue chuckled: "What are you feeling? Did I lose weight?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, I feel that the relationship between the couple is very good, and they both wear lovers' underpants."

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience under the stage laughed so hard that they covered their faces with one hand and their stomachs with the other, they couldn't be happier.

Xiao Yueyue stopped Qu Xiaoyun who wanted to continue talking: "Wait a minute, how do you know it's a couple's pants?"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment.

Xiao Yueyue was very anxious: "Don't think about it, tell me, how did you know?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and glanced backstage: "My cake brother told me."

Xiao Yueyue rolled up his sleeves: "Oh my god, good guy, you can only hide it from me when you co-author it!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Backstage.

Seeing that the on-site effect is so good, the brothers in the backstage are under pressure.

Shaobing clasped hands and asked Luan Dangdang: "Brother Luan, they are so effective, can we handle it?"

Luan Dangdang was also a little worried, but on the surface he was very calm. He pointed at Yu Qian and said, "It's okay, don't worry, Mr. Xue Xueqian, how happy you are watching the show."

Shaobing shook his head: "Good guy, can we compare with Uncle Qian? He is an assistant!"

The audience laughed for a while before they stopped laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't find fault, and continued with a smile: "The reason why my brother-in-law can become Deyun's first brother is because of his hard work, and secondly, because he has a rigorous and serious attitude towards this art."

Xiao Yueyue agreed very much: "That's true, not only must you work hard, but you must also think about it carefully!"

"My brother-in-law and I have a very good relationship. I only blushed once because of the cross talk jokes! Once in Wangfujing, the capital city, when the north wind was blowing in the winter, my brother-in-law and I were walking on the street looking for inspiration for creating jokes. .”

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Yes, art comes from life!"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the backstage: "Yes, I think back then when my master had nothing to do, I lived in a village in the city in order to save rent. It is because of those painful and happy experiences that I have a lot of jokes about that later!"

Xiao Yueyue asked softly, "You know all this?"

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "That day when my brother-in-law and I were strolling on the street, we had a quarrel because of the different concepts of cross talk. I said that jokes should be like putting on clothes, wrapping it tightly layer by layer. After the baggage comes out Surprisingly, the effect is the best!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded in agreement: "It makes sense."

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "My brother-in-law said that the joke should be like undressing, layer by layer, so that the audience suddenly realized."

Xiao Yueyue also agreed very much: "There is nothing wrong with this, it is all dialectical."

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, rolled up his sleeves and pointed with his fingers, imitating the appearance of arguing: "We started arguing, I said it was like putting on clothes, my brother-in-law said it was like undressing, and finally my brother-in-law got impatient , let me take it off for you to see, I took off a lot of shirtless on the street!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Xiao Yueyue shuddered when he heard it: "Good guy, I'm not afraid of the cold either!"

"If you take off your shirt in winter, my brother-in-law will catch a cold."

"That's right, everyone has a cold."

Qu Xiaoyun put his hand next to his ear, and made a gesture to answer the phone: "I received a call from my sister-in-law the next day—you are too hurt, because your Xiaoyue has a cold, so you come home quickly one trip!"

Xiao Yueyue fell into deep thought: "You are not a doctor either, what are you going to do at this time?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Sister-in-law said - I have to criticize you! Sister-in-law tells me to go, I have to go, when I get there, I will knock on the door, bang bang~"

Xiao Yueyue frowned and asked, "Can't you knock a few more times?"

The audience burst into laughter.

"After a while, the door opened, and it was my sister-in-law's voice."

"How did you hear that?"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and sang a ditty: "The peach blossoms are blooming in March, and the lover has never come back. I untied the Xiangluo belt and I showed my pocket..."

Xiao Yueyue raised her hand to stop her and said, "Okay, it's ok, if you sing again, I'll slap you!"

The audience laughed from ear to ear.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "As soon as I opened the door, my sister-in-law was standing opposite, wearing a miniskirt and paired with a pair of fishnet stockings."

Xiao Yueyue began to doubt life: "Why don't I wear it like that when I'm at home? Where is the skirt?"

Qu Xiaoyun gestured at his neck with his hands, and said calmly, "To the collarbone."

"Hahaha!!!"

Xiao Yueyue was also good at gesturing, and then felt something was wrong: "Is that the scarf you are talking about?"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated that day and bowed: "I say sister-in-law is good. Sister-in-law calls me very special-why did you come here!"

Xiao Yueyue's eyes widened: "Good guy, this is a lot of people usually go!"

The audience in the audience was sung by the two, and they couldn't be more funny.

Seeing the audience so happy, Qu Xiaoyun felt elated: "I asked my sister-in-law who is my brother-in-law? When my sister-in-law heard my question, she became angry and began to criticize me—you wicked person who was stabbed, There is no one in the [-] miles, you are a wolf, it is all because of you, Xiaoyue went to the hospital with a cold cold."

The corner of Xiao Yueyue's mouth raised a happy smile: "My wife is so kind, she will fight for me."

Qu Xiaoyun seemed to be considerate of others: "Sister-in-law is angry, I have to comfort you as a brother, I said sister-in-law, don't worry, I have a friend who works in Babaoshan."

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha!!!"

"quite funny!!!"

"This is worse than Pan Jinlian feeding Wu Dalang medicine. If you have a cold, you will directly send Babaoshan to Xiao Yueyue. You will die of laughter!!!"

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(End of this chapter)