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Chapter 65 The Audience's Warmest Applause

The audience in the audience were all overjoyed.

Backstage Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also very satisfied with their performance, and gave them another point.

Xiao Yueyue frowned and stared, angrily: "Good guy, you have to send it to Babaoshan when you catch a cold? You are really cruel!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't argue, and imitated a female voice and continued: "Sister-in-law said——you are so wicked, have you eaten yet? I said no, sister-in-law told me to sit down, went to the kitchen and brought me some dishes and a bottle Red wine——I have prepared food for you, including wine and some cold dishes, how about trying my tofu?"

The audience burst out laughing, but Xiao Yueyue couldn't laugh.

"What is this?"

"It's tofu mixed with shallots."

"Oh."

After Qu Xiaoyun explained, he continued: "Sister-in-law said—you can eat, I'll make dumplings for you." When he said this, a smirk appeared on his face: "There is a good saying!"

Before Qu Xiaoyun could finish speaking, the audience in the audience laughed.

"Hahaha!!!"

"Applause!!!"

This kind of burden that doesn't explain clearly but makes people laugh is very rare, and Yu Qian added another point to the two of them.

Xiao Yueyue glanced down the stage and asked, "Is this familiar?"

"Yes!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "It's delicious, but it's not as good as dumplings..."

Xiao Yueyue smiled and clenched her fists: "What else?"

Qu Xiaoyun saw this detail, and adjusted it wisely: "It's fun, why not make dumplings!"

"Oh!" Xiao Yueyue let go of his fist.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "My sister-in-law said that Xiaoyue is stubborn, so let me stop arguing with him, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha!!!"

"Xiao Yueyue is too miserable, she has been ridiculed endlessly!!!"

"Should I say it or not, this series of burdens sounds quite enjoyable!!!"

"Is there any online voting? If yes, I will vote for them!!!"

Xiao Yueyue looked at the audience who were grinning from ear to ear, and smacked: "Why does it sound so awkward, can you change your tone? Persuasion!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in agreement: "Okay, my sister-in-law successfully persuaded me, of course I have to criticize my brother Yue after criticizing."

Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up: "My daughter-in-law is not partial."

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Criticizing my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law is still stubborn. I don't think I did something wrong. I attributed the cause of the cold to my physical fitness."

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "There are some reasons for this, but the main thing is that I did it myself."

"My brother-in-law decided to exercise in order to improve his physical fitness!"

"Exercise is a good thing."

"My brother-in-law decided to swim."

"Swimming is good, it can exercise the whole body."

"My brother-in-law is stingy and reluctant to go to the swimming pool. He chose a cheaper way."

"what?"

"Winter swimming!"

"Good guy."

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Swimming makes people younger, especially winter swimming. My brother-in-law freezes like a grandson every time he comes back from winter swimming!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience was amused again.

Xiao Yueyue asked curiously, "What about the effect?"

"The effect is more frequent colds."

"Good guy, it's for nothing."

"Later, my brother-in-law gave up winter swimming and decided to take supplements in order to improve his physical fitness."

Xiao Yueyue nodded in agreement: "You have to try every method and choose the one that suits you."

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "My brother-in-law read on the Internet that the human body's immunity will decline if it lacks protein. Otherwise, it will be supplemented with protein. He went to the meat stall in the vegetable market."

Xiao Yueyue was happy: "I love meat!"

"In the end, my brother-in-law was stingy. Seeing that the price of meat at the stall was so expensive, he was reluctant to buy it. I checked it online and found that soybeans contained high protein. I bought [-] catties of soybeans and took them home."

Xiao Yueyue looked greedy for money: "It's not bad to save some money."

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "When my brother-in-law returns home, I ask my sister-in-law to fry the soybeans in a big iron pan, starting at ten catties."

Xiao Yueyue couldn't believe her ears: "Wait a minute, ten catties of fried soybeans? Enough for two donkeys!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun boasted: "My brother-in-law has a good appetite. After frying, it will be crunchy. Ten catties of soybeans, and the bottled water will take one and a half barrels!"

"I'm choking if I don't drink water!"

"Just this meal of ten catties of soybeans and one and a half buckets of cold water had a chemical effect in my brother-in-law's body. At four or five o'clock in the morning, my brother-in-law got up and released it, and the sound was loud."

Xiao Yueyue curled her lips: "There is nothing that doesn't work!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's like this every day. Later, my sister-in-law couldn't take it anymore and advised my brother Yue not to eat it, and even frightened him, saying that if he eats like this every day, his intestines will have to be released."

"It's also for my own good. She can't stand frying ten catties of soybeans every day."

Qu Xiaoyun is good at gesticulating: "But my brother-in-law fell in love and couldn't stop, and he didn't believe what my sister-in-law said. Finally, my sister-in-law thought of a trick and bought a large pig intestine, which weighed more than 40 catties. , stuffed my brother-in-law into the bed, thinking that he would be startled when he got up in the morning, so he changed it later."

"Oh, it's a way."

"The next day my brother-in-law got up in the morning and his face was pale. He went out of the bedroom to take a look, then closed the door, and came out 15 minutes later. He felt relaxed and had a flirt with my sister-in-law."

Xiao Yueyue asked curiously, "What did you say?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "Tell my sister-in-law—I still don't believe you always say that you let your intestines out, but today you really did, but don't be afraid!"

"What's the matter?"

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his butt with his hand: "I stuffed it in again."

Xiao Yueyue pushed Qu Xiaoyun with his hand: "I'll fuck you!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience was very satisfied with the two people's performance today, they applauded and applauded, and netizens in the live broadcast room also posted barrage of praise.

Amid warm applause, Qu Xiaoyun and Xiao Yueyue bowed and stepped down from the stage.

Seeing Shaobing and Luan Dangdang preparing to play in the background, Xiao Yueyue still did not forget to ridicule.

"How is it? Can you take it?"

The biscuit curled its mouth and replied: "I'm sorry for you, today I will let you see what is called a strong alliance, and let you see what is called a real bottom-up performance!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled: "Okay, the bull has blown out, don't be cold!"

The biscuits ran away, and turned to ask Yu Qian: "Master, he is so crazy, how could we be left alone with you here, sir, do you have the confidence to compare them?"

Yu Qian was very cooperative with sesame seed cakes, and continued with a smile: "No!!!"

"Master, you are so handsome!"

Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up in praise, and couldn't help laughing.

Shaobing looked unlovable: "Good guy, he was torn down by his teammates before the show even started. It seems that today can't be compared..."

Luan Dangdang couldn't stand it anymore, and urged Xiao Yueyue: "Okay, don't be silly! Hurry up and announce the scene!"

"Okay, hahaha!"

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　Thanks to Haoxi Mucheng for the reward, Xiaoxiao Tianfu, a monthly pass for the amphibious electronic detective special forces! ! !
　　
　
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