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Chapter 74 Shaolin Kungfu is Good

The brothers who knew the taboo words began to slander each other's looks.

Meng Hetang looked at Zhou Jiuliang: "Jiu Liang, you don't look good today, not as good-looking as yesterday!"

Zhou Jiu responded with a cold smile: "You don't look good today either!"

Luan patted Zhang Helun on the shoulder: "I said you don't look good, do you have any objections?"

Zhang Helun nodded in agreement: "No objection, I also think I'm not good-looking!"

"It's not pretty..."

"It doesn't look good..."

The sesame seed cake was miserable, and the men in black surrounded him, firing ten thousand guns, and he couldn't keep his eyes open due to the heat.

"Okay, you revenge cake alliance, you three are stalking me, it's really good!"

After Shaobing finished speaking, he got out of the crowd, went out of the house and jumped into the swimming pool outside the house.

After coming back, it has become a soup cake.

The taboo words were exposed in advance, and everyone was targeting the biscuits, so the game couldn't continue. Amidst the laughter of the brothers and sisters, this session ended.

Xiao Yueyue smiled and clapped his hands: "Okay, everyone had a great time just now!"

Guo Degang pointed at the biscuit with a sad face, and said with a smile: "The main reason is that Ah Bing is having a good time!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Facing the ridicule of his fellow apprentices, Shaobing sighed helplessly.

Xiao Yueyue went on to say: "Because it's too hot outside, let's play indoors!" After speaking, he pointed to the billiard table in the corner of the room.

The brothers and sisters noticed it when they first entered the room, and they often saw it on other variety shows.

That is, people squat inside, stick their heads out and blow a small football with their mouths, and if they try to blow it into the opponent's goal, they will win. The game is called foosball.

Xiao Yueyue explained the gameplay and the rules of the game - in 3 minutes, which team scored the most goals would win.

"How to divide into teams?" Luan Dangdang asked.

Xiao Yueyue thought about it for a while: "Let's praise the Fan Team and the Funny Team!"

Qu Xiaoyun was assigned to the Ping Fan team due to the lack of members.

The two teams came to the table and were eager to try. The director team suddenly shouted: "Because Xiao Yueyue took advantage of the convenience of his position, he exposed keywords in advance to avenge his personal revenge. Before the game starts, punish Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun for everyone. Put on a show."

"Okay, Director Yan rewards and punishes clearly, I love you!"

The tricked Shaobing applauded from the sidelines.

Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun spread their hands helplessly. The director team had already spoken, so they could only follow what the director team said. After the two entered the dressing room, the director Yan Min gave some orders to the other brothers.

About 10 minutes later, Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun walked out of the dressing room. They were dressed very funny, both wearing monk clothes, scarf wigs on their heads, and holding a guitar in their arms.

The two walked up to Li Mai in a serious manner.

Qu Xiaoyun plucked the strings and sang, "Shaolin Kung Fu is good!"

Xiao Yueyue echoed and sang: "That's great!"

"Shaolin Kung Fu is great!"

"It's awesome!"

Qu Xiaoyun patted his head: "I am an iron head master!"

Xiao Yueyue was immersed in it, closed his eyes and hummed: "Invincible Iron Head Skill!"

It was so funny, Qu Xiaoyun snickered and pointed to Xiao Yueyue beside him: "He has diamond legs!"

"I am a diamond leg..."

As expected, Xiao Yueyue has made a few movies, and she never laughed at all. When she saw her partner laughing, she said solemnly: "Be serious!"

In the second paragraph, Xiao Yueyue began to sing: "Shaolin Kung Fu is good!"

"It's really good..."

"Puff ~ puff ~ puff ~"

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help it anymore, he suffocated his laughter like farting, and squeezed his laughter a little bit.

Xiao Yueyue found the feeling of holding a concert, and even glanced at his brothers: "Shaolin Kung Fu is strong enough!"

"Top quack!"

The brothers were all dumbfounded, the picture seemed to be still, drinking Luan Dangdang with a lot of grains, the drink flowed out of his mouth, but he didn't notice it.

Xiao Yueyue was also a little laughing when being taken by her partner: "I have King Kong legs!"

Qu Xiaoyun blushed while suppressing a smile: "Jin~gang~ legs...puh~"

Xiao Yueyue sang the last line intoxicated: "He is an iron head!"

Qu Xiaoyun turned his smile into a roar: "Wow, wow, wow!!!"

Xiao Yueyue couldn't bear it anymore, and pushed him with a smile: "Wow, you're so tall..."

At this moment, an empty bottle full of grains flew over and hit Xiao Yueyue on the head.

Luan Dangdang walked over angrily with Shaobing and Zhang Helun, each holding an empty drink bottle in their hands.

After Shaobing wheel picked up the drink bottle, it gave Xiao Yueyue a headshot: "Iron head skills!"

Xiao Yueyue rubbed his head, looked aggrieved, and pointed to his partner beside him: "I'm not a master of iron skills, he is the master of iron masters!"

Zhang Helun also took the drink bottle and smashed Qu Xiaoyun's leg: "Your boy has diamond legs, right?"

Qu Xiaoyun was smashed out of the pain mask: "Oh! He is the King Kong leg!"

The biscuit bang bang bang was another three bottles, Xiao Yueyue touched his hair, two were smashed off, and he ran away immediately: "I'm fighting with you, I have less hair now, and I want to show more hair on the show. I sprinkled black powder all over my hair, you boy smashed a few of them off for me!!!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter:
"Good guy, before the foosball game started, there was a classic clip of Master Xing's "Shaolin Soccer".

"I'm dying of laughter. When I watched the movie back then, I couldn't stop laughing at this scene. Today, it's a different experience watching them act together, hahaha!!!"

"The biscuit took revenge, poor little Yueyue actually started to lose her head, hahaha!!!"

After the performance, the two teams whispered to each other, discussing the formation of troops.

After the discussion, the game started.

Luan Dangdang and Qu Xiaoyun were sent by the Ping Fan team.

Xiao Yueyue and Qin Xiaoxian were sent by the funny team.

The four got under the table and stuck their heads out.

Shaobing took out the ball and put it on the center line, and took out the time stopper.

"ready, go!"

As soon as the words were finished, both hands started puffing their cheeks, blowing vigorously.

Seeing the hard work of the team members, Shaobing smiled with satisfaction.

Qu Xiaoyun took a deep breath, and suddenly blew the ball towards the opponent's goal.

The little football is approaching the goal of the teasing team at a speed that is not fast or slow.

Xiao Yueyue stretched out his chin anxiously, trying to intercept the ball with his chin, but it was useless to be anxious, his neck was too short to reach.

It was Qin Xiaoxian who intercepted it with his chin, hooked it under his neck, picked it up with his mouth, and then moved his neck left and right to confuse his opponent.

Qu Xiaoyun and Luan Dangdang also shook their necks left and right, concentrating on defense.

"Ouch!"

Because of Qin Xiaoxian's swaying left and right, Qu Xiaoyun and Luan Dangdang were shaking their heads to defend, but the rhythm was not right, and their heads were bumping into each other.

Luan ran out ouch, wanted to reach out to rub his head but couldn't, wanted to retract his head, but his chin still hit the ball table.

"Good guy, it hurts me to death, you boy is really good at it!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Brothers, together with Guo Degang and Yu Qian, couldn't be happier.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also brushed up the barrage:
"Laughing to death, Team Luan was hit on the head by his teammates, and his chin even knocked, hahaha!!!"

"Invincible Iron Head Technique!!!"

"Suck the snails down!!!"

"Didn't smoke!!!"

"Old Qin, what are you still smirking with the ball in your mouth, break the goal!!!"

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(End of this chapter)