Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund
Chapter 75
Chapter 75
"No wonder the fans called you Qin Xiao stupid, what are you waiting for if you don't take this opportunity to shoot, shoot!"
But Yu Qian, who watched the fun from the sidelines, was so anxious that his curly hair trembled with anger.
Guo Degang, on the other hand, was in the mood of watching the fun, and sang a ditty with a smile, explaining while singing:
The flaming sun just came out
Half the sky came on the pitch
There are two people in the funny team
A coach is Yu Qian
Qin Xiaoxian is 25 and six years old this year
next to his male team member
It's all Deyun Tiantuan~
Qin Xiaoxian is not simple
He carries the burden and passes the ball
look at this ball
It has eighteen folds of thin skin and big stuffing.
Goubuli's steamed stuffed bun is not so round
Xiao Yueyue wants to catch and pass
Let Qin Xiao take a break to smoke a bag of cigarettes
Qin Xiao said
I'm going to shoot the door
After shooting, give Yu Qian the smoke~
Qin Xiaoxian's mouth is so powerful
It is narrow at both ends and should not be wide
If you don't catch the ball, you won't be bouncing
When I catch the ball, my head trembles and I keep bouncing
No matter how tricky the angle is, you can't miss it~
Qin Xiaoxian suddenly shot the goal
look at this ball
run to that door
Hey hey~
Yu Qian continued: "How is it?"
Guo Degang sang with a smile: "Let's talk about the next program..."
Yu Qian smiled and pushed: "I'll fuck you!"
As soon as Guo Degang opened his mouth to sing, everyone's attention was attracted, and the table was suddenly dimmed.
"it is good!"
The brothers and sisters applauded one after another.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also discussed:
"Wow, this song has a sense of age. When Guo Donglin sang this song, he still had hair!!!"
"Yeah, his hair was quite long back then, this original version is for women's football!!!"
"Uh, when I mention football, I think of men's football, Rxx, refund!!!"
"The men's soccer team has such good benefits, but the football is so good. Change it to me. I'll lose anyway!!!"
"Stop! I was very happy to watch it, but when I mentioned men's football, I wanted to drop my phone!!!"
After Guo Degang sang a song, Qin Xiaoxian smirked and spat out the ball.
There is no energy in laughing, and the ball rolls very slowly.
Seeing that the rolling ball was very bright and shiny, Qu Xiaoyun felt bad in his heart, and hurriedly blew to his teammate Luan Dangdang: "Brother Luan, catch it!"
Luan was short-sighted and couldn't see clearly. When he saw the ball coming, he immediately picked it up with his mouth. The moment he picked it up, his face suddenly became very ugly: "Oh, tui~"
"vomit……"
"This steamed stuffed bun... Bah, Master got it wrong... Why does this ball smell like leeks and eggs?"
"Qin Xiaoxian, in order to win, you play Mai Tai, don't you?"
The brothers and sisters are happy to lean forward and join together.
Luan Dangdang collapsed: "Substitution! Replace Qin Xiaoxian, and change the ball by the way!"
Qin Xiao Xian exited the stage with drooping eyebrows, and Zhang Helun entered the stage.
Xiao Yueyue glanced at Zhang Helun, turned around and complained about the biscuits: "Can you get someone with a neck instead? We won't lose if we replace him!"
When Zhang Helun heard that the neckless said that he had a short neck, he ran away immediately: "Well, you have a big butt face, do you have a neck? You have the nerve to say that I have a short neck! Why do you laugh at fifty steps!"
Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "Good guy, where did Brother Lun read the famous sentences in the high school textbook!"
The whole room burst into laughter again.
"tui~"
At this time, Luan Dangdang's IQ came to the fore. Taking advantage of the infighting on the opposite side, he picked up the ball and aimed it at the opposite goal and shot it.
The ball grazed Xiao Yueyue's scalp and hit the net.
Looking at the two hairs falling from the top of her head, Xiao Yueyue was about to cry: "Good guy, I lost two more hairs!!!"
Funny team ball.
Xiao Yueyue looked angry, held the ball in his mouth, stretched his almost insignificant neck, pointed at the goal and spat out: "Look at my King Kong mouth!"
Guo Degang curled his lips: "I'm such a fool, my vajra's legs have shifted and become a vajra's mouth!"
The ball was really accurate, and it was about to hit the net...
"Invincible Iron Head Technique!"
Qu Xiaoyun's reaction was extremely fast, he stretched his neck and headed the ball, fast and accurate, the two people on the opposite side didn't react, and they were scored again.
Yu Qian applauded and praised: "This ball is great, this ball is our first header of the game!"
After a two-to-zero lead, both sides changed players. Xiao Yueyue and Zhang Helun were fighting each other endlessly. After the game, they went to find a ruler to measure their necks together.
The supportive team Yang Jiulang and Zhou Jiuliang are on stage.
Teaser Team Shaobing and Menghe Candy come on stage.
These four people are a bit like rookies pecking at each other. They frequently strike iron and go out of bounds, but they don't score goals.
In the end, it was a one-to-one match, and the Pingge team won the billiards competition by virtue of the previous two-to-zero advantage.
"Let's end here."
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Today's kicks were pretty good. My beloved disciple Luan Dangdang has a good mouth. It looks like he has been fertilized!"
Luan Dangdang said modestly: "Thank you Master, thanks to their infighting, it's just luck!"
Guo Degang asked: "What shall we play next?"
"Go rafting next, Master!"
After Xiao Yueyue finished speaking, the brothers and sisters were very excited. It was great to play in the water on a hot day.
"Mr. Yu going?"
Guo Degang asked Yu Qian beside him.
Yu Qian waved his hand and refused: "I won't go, my old arms and legs are old, so I won't mix with young people."
Guo Degang nodded: "I'm not going either, just accompany me, Brother Qian, we stay here to tidy up the house, I'll send you something later, see you go, okay?"
"it is good!"
The brothers and sisters responded in unison.
Guo Degang pointed to Xiao Zhui'er and said, "Xiao Zhui'er is not suitable for rafting with you. I declare that Xiao Zhui'er is the biggest leader among you from now on, and I appoint him as the chief drifting officer of the Yada region!"
"it is good!"
Everyone understood and nodded in agreement.
Guo Degang waved his hand to let them start as soon as possible: "It's getting late, if you don't go, the river where people drift will dry up in a while, and there will be no water. Let's go!"
"it is good!"
Two 10 minutes later.
All the brothers and sisters changed into their rafting clothes and got on the cable car.
Along the way, the glare of the sun and the sweltering air couldn't stop everyone's excitement. The brothers chatted non-stop while looking at the scenery on the mountain.
The distance is not too far, and after a while, everyone got off the cable car.
Everyone thought that they would arrive at the place after getting off the car, but the staff said that there was still a section of mountain road to go to the place where the rafting boat was taken. The brothers immediately understood why Uncle Qian didn't want to go.
After walking for about 10 minutes, we finally arrived at our destination.
Looking at the rafting rafts and Nuoda's rafting ground, everyone's hearts were a little calmed by the heat, and they couldn't wait for the game to start as soon as possible.
Xiao Zhui'er clapped his hands and said: "The second project of the team building today is rafting. Let me briefly explain the rules to everyone! Our rafting is divided into four levels of pools, and each pool has only one entrance and exit. As the chief rafting officer , is equivalent to your referee, I will always see your performance, and No.1 in the drifting game today will have the priority to choose a partner!"
"Did everyone understand?"
"understood!"
The brothers and sisters responded in unison.
……
(End of this chapter)
"No wonder the fans called you Qin Xiao stupid, what are you waiting for if you don't take this opportunity to shoot, shoot!"
But Yu Qian, who watched the fun from the sidelines, was so anxious that his curly hair trembled with anger.
Guo Degang, on the other hand, was in the mood of watching the fun, and sang a ditty with a smile, explaining while singing:
The flaming sun just came out
Half the sky came on the pitch
There are two people in the funny team
A coach is Yu Qian
Qin Xiaoxian is 25 and six years old this year
next to his male team member
It's all Deyun Tiantuan~
Qin Xiaoxian is not simple
He carries the burden and passes the ball
look at this ball
It has eighteen folds of thin skin and big stuffing.
Goubuli's steamed stuffed bun is not so round
Xiao Yueyue wants to catch and pass
Let Qin Xiao take a break to smoke a bag of cigarettes
Qin Xiao said
I'm going to shoot the door
After shooting, give Yu Qian the smoke~
Qin Xiaoxian's mouth is so powerful
It is narrow at both ends and should not be wide
If you don't catch the ball, you won't be bouncing
When I catch the ball, my head trembles and I keep bouncing
No matter how tricky the angle is, you can't miss it~
Qin Xiaoxian suddenly shot the goal
look at this ball
run to that door
Hey hey~
Yu Qian continued: "How is it?"
Guo Degang sang with a smile: "Let's talk about the next program..."
Yu Qian smiled and pushed: "I'll fuck you!"
As soon as Guo Degang opened his mouth to sing, everyone's attention was attracted, and the table was suddenly dimmed.
"it is good!"
The brothers and sisters applauded one after another.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also discussed:
"Wow, this song has a sense of age. When Guo Donglin sang this song, he still had hair!!!"
"Yeah, his hair was quite long back then, this original version is for women's football!!!"
"Uh, when I mention football, I think of men's football, Rxx, refund!!!"
"The men's soccer team has such good benefits, but the football is so good. Change it to me. I'll lose anyway!!!"
"Stop! I was very happy to watch it, but when I mentioned men's football, I wanted to drop my phone!!!"
After Guo Degang sang a song, Qin Xiaoxian smirked and spat out the ball.
There is no energy in laughing, and the ball rolls very slowly.
Seeing that the rolling ball was very bright and shiny, Qu Xiaoyun felt bad in his heart, and hurriedly blew to his teammate Luan Dangdang: "Brother Luan, catch it!"
Luan was short-sighted and couldn't see clearly. When he saw the ball coming, he immediately picked it up with his mouth. The moment he picked it up, his face suddenly became very ugly: "Oh, tui~"
"vomit……"
"This steamed stuffed bun... Bah, Master got it wrong... Why does this ball smell like leeks and eggs?"
"Qin Xiaoxian, in order to win, you play Mai Tai, don't you?"
The brothers and sisters are happy to lean forward and join together.
Luan Dangdang collapsed: "Substitution! Replace Qin Xiaoxian, and change the ball by the way!"
Qin Xiao Xian exited the stage with drooping eyebrows, and Zhang Helun entered the stage.
Xiao Yueyue glanced at Zhang Helun, turned around and complained about the biscuits: "Can you get someone with a neck instead? We won't lose if we replace him!"
When Zhang Helun heard that the neckless said that he had a short neck, he ran away immediately: "Well, you have a big butt face, do you have a neck? You have the nerve to say that I have a short neck! Why do you laugh at fifty steps!"
Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "Good guy, where did Brother Lun read the famous sentences in the high school textbook!"
The whole room burst into laughter again.
"tui~"
At this time, Luan Dangdang's IQ came to the fore. Taking advantage of the infighting on the opposite side, he picked up the ball and aimed it at the opposite goal and shot it.
The ball grazed Xiao Yueyue's scalp and hit the net.
Looking at the two hairs falling from the top of her head, Xiao Yueyue was about to cry: "Good guy, I lost two more hairs!!!"
Funny team ball.
Xiao Yueyue looked angry, held the ball in his mouth, stretched his almost insignificant neck, pointed at the goal and spat out: "Look at my King Kong mouth!"
Guo Degang curled his lips: "I'm such a fool, my vajra's legs have shifted and become a vajra's mouth!"
The ball was really accurate, and it was about to hit the net...
"Invincible Iron Head Technique!"
Qu Xiaoyun's reaction was extremely fast, he stretched his neck and headed the ball, fast and accurate, the two people on the opposite side didn't react, and they were scored again.
Yu Qian applauded and praised: "This ball is great, this ball is our first header of the game!"
After a two-to-zero lead, both sides changed players. Xiao Yueyue and Zhang Helun were fighting each other endlessly. After the game, they went to find a ruler to measure their necks together.
The supportive team Yang Jiulang and Zhou Jiuliang are on stage.
Teaser Team Shaobing and Menghe Candy come on stage.
These four people are a bit like rookies pecking at each other. They frequently strike iron and go out of bounds, but they don't score goals.
In the end, it was a one-to-one match, and the Pingge team won the billiards competition by virtue of the previous two-to-zero advantage.
"Let's end here."
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Today's kicks were pretty good. My beloved disciple Luan Dangdang has a good mouth. It looks like he has been fertilized!"
Luan Dangdang said modestly: "Thank you Master, thanks to their infighting, it's just luck!"
Guo Degang asked: "What shall we play next?"
"Go rafting next, Master!"
After Xiao Yueyue finished speaking, the brothers and sisters were very excited. It was great to play in the water on a hot day.
"Mr. Yu going?"
Guo Degang asked Yu Qian beside him.
Yu Qian waved his hand and refused: "I won't go, my old arms and legs are old, so I won't mix with young people."
Guo Degang nodded: "I'm not going either, just accompany me, Brother Qian, we stay here to tidy up the house, I'll send you something later, see you go, okay?"
"it is good!"
The brothers and sisters responded in unison.
Guo Degang pointed to Xiao Zhui'er and said, "Xiao Zhui'er is not suitable for rafting with you. I declare that Xiao Zhui'er is the biggest leader among you from now on, and I appoint him as the chief drifting officer of the Yada region!"
"it is good!"
Everyone understood and nodded in agreement.
Guo Degang waved his hand to let them start as soon as possible: "It's getting late, if you don't go, the river where people drift will dry up in a while, and there will be no water. Let's go!"
"it is good!"
Two 10 minutes later.
All the brothers and sisters changed into their rafting clothes and got on the cable car.
Along the way, the glare of the sun and the sweltering air couldn't stop everyone's excitement. The brothers chatted non-stop while looking at the scenery on the mountain.
The distance is not too far, and after a while, everyone got off the cable car.
Everyone thought that they would arrive at the place after getting off the car, but the staff said that there was still a section of mountain road to go to the place where the rafting boat was taken. The brothers immediately understood why Uncle Qian didn't want to go.
After walking for about 10 minutes, we finally arrived at our destination.
Looking at the rafting rafts and Nuoda's rafting ground, everyone's hearts were a little calmed by the heat, and they couldn't wait for the game to start as soon as possible.
Xiao Zhui'er clapped his hands and said: "The second project of the team building today is rafting. Let me briefly explain the rules to everyone! Our rafting is divided into four levels of pools, and each pool has only one entrance and exit. As the chief rafting officer , is equivalent to your referee, I will always see your performance, and No.1 in the drifting game today will have the priority to choose a partner!"
"Did everyone understand?"
"understood!"
The brothers and sisters responded in unison.
……
(End of this chapter)
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