Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 77 Xiao Guo, I'm Not Inflated
The brothers and sisters already had an ideal candidate in their minds, and even thought about the person who would fill the seat, so they waited for the master to speak.

Guo Degang smiled and patted Xiao Zhui'er on the shoulder: "The right to be the first to choose a partner today is given to our chief drifter, Xiao Zhui'er!"

"Thank you Master, I choose Jiulang!"

Xiao Zhui'er and the third period of Jiulang are both partners, and they are the best candidates in each other's hearts.

Guo Degang pointed to the biscuit: "A biscuit, you are the first to complete the rafting, choose!"

Shaobing has already decided who to choose: "Thank you, Master, Jiuliang and I have never partnered before, I will choose him!"

Guo Degang nodded: "Okay, it's your turn, you idiot!"

Xiao Yueyue pointed at Qu Xiaoyun and boasted: "Xiaoyun helped Xiaoxian pass the test today regardless of the ranking. This kind of spirit of friendship first and second in competition is commendable. I choose him as a partner."

"And this matter? That is indeed worthy of praise! I agree with you!"

"Thank you Master!"

In the end, Zhang Helun partnered with Meng Hetang.

Qin Xiaoxian's partner Luan Dangdang.

After the brothers were divided into groups, they spoke harsh words to each other, as if they were bound to win.

When Guo Degang saw that the sky was getting dark, he interrupted the disciples who were fighting: "Okay, it's almost time to play, come up and wipe yourself, don't catch a cold, Teacher Yu and I will bring you towels and clothes , Go to the tent and change!"

"okay!"

The brothers and sisters went ashore one after another to change clothes, packed up, and took the sightseeing bus back to the previous homestay.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian did not wait for the apprentices to change their clothes, they took a step ahead in the car, and waited for the apprentices to come back at the hotel in advance.

"Master!"

"uncle!"

"Hey!"

After saying hello, Guo Degang said to the apprentices who just came back: "The room is freely allocated. You go back and pack up. After an hour, you will have dinner on the rooftop on the second floor. Just to remind you, there will be filming during the meal. Don't dress too much. Feel free, don't come down with your slippers on!"

"it is good!"

The brothers agreed in unison.

Guo Degang turned his head and asked Yu Qian, "Does Teacher Yu have anything else to say?"

"I'm gone, everyone go to rest!"

"Alright, I'll see Master later, sir!"

"Hey!"

……

The brothers divided the rooms into groups according to the cross talk performances, and they were tired all afternoon. Whether it was long or short for an hour, they all wanted to play and use their mobile phones to pass the time, but most of them were lying on the bed. Fell asleep on the pillow.

When the appointed time came, the brothers reluctantly left the small bed and went to the balcony on the second floor to wait for Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

It didn't take long for the two of them to rush over, and they also took a nap to mend the pillow marks on their faces.

After Guo Degang and Yu Qian sat down first, the brothers took their seats in turn.

"Everyone is hungry, let's serve!"

Guo Degang gave an order, and the staff served the dishes, which included meat and vegetables, and the nutrition was balanced.

"Come on, after playing all day, you should be hungry, let's eat."

After Yu Qian finished speaking, he took a piece of food with chopsticks and put it in his mouth. Seeing the master and uncle moved the chopsticks, everyone started to eat.

Guo Degang saw that everyone had almost eaten, and started to get down to business: "Today when I was at Deyun Club in Nancheng, Xiaoyue handed me paper and a pen, and asked me to write something, and I wrote a few more."

After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and picked up a card, on which was written the word weight loss: "The first one belongs to Jiulang. When did Jiulang join our Deyun Club?"

When Yang Jiulang heard Master calling him, he put down his chopsticks, stood up and replied, "I entered school in [-], Master."

Guo Degang nodded, pressed his hand down, and signaled to sit down: "Sit there and eat. I have a deep impression of the name Yang Jiulang. It was given by Luan Dangdang in the backstage of the Tianqiao Deyun Club in Beijing. I remember that Yang Jiulang would be better than he is now. It’s pretty, with a big face, and the small eyes line the sky, and the audience likes it very much. I don’t know what motivated me to lose weight in the past year and a half. Do you think there are any benefits after losing weight?”

Yang Jiulang nodded and explained: "To be honest, I didn't lose weight, Master, I just exercised, and I lost weight after practicing."

Guo Degang nodded: "That's good, don't learn from Shaobing and Qu Xiaoyun. What's so good about spending that money to go to the gym to suffer that crime? Another problem is that after losing weight, the burden on the stage will easily disappear. Now, just like Fatty Sun, if he loses weight even thinner than Xiaoyue, he will lose a lot of burden, and he will look uncoordinated on stage, understand what I mean?"

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Understood, Master!"

Guo Degang picked up another one, on which was written a stable word: "Is the person named Qu Xiaoyun here?"

"Yes, Master."

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand to signal.

Guo Degang nodded: "Put your hands down. Qu Xiaoyun is the latest official disciple of Xiaozike. The stand-up comic talk is good, and the counterpart comic talk has been enlightened recently, and it has made great progress. But at present, the biggest improvement is the popularity. , How long has it been, the number of fans on Weibo has surpassed that of the brothers who have been here for many years."

After speaking, he turned his head and smiled and asked, "Yang Jiulang, Zhou Jiuliang, do you two hate him?"

The two looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time: "No hate, we just want to hit him!"

"Hahaha!!!"

This reversal made all the brothers laugh.

Yu Qian laughed and booed: "Hit! Why don't you keep him until the Chinese New Year?"

The two rolled up their arms and sleeves, put on a ruthless look, and sat down after three seconds of handsomeness: "We can't fight, wait, wait for a few brothers who have been overtaken by fans, then we will go up together again .”

"Hahaha!!!"

Yu Qian boasted with a smile: "These two children are people who have achieved great things, a bit like Goujian, the king."

(A gentleman hides his weapon in his body and moves it when the time comes. One tiger talisman kills nineteen.)
Guo Degang curled his lips: "Look at how cowardly you two are, Xiao Yun, are you bloated now?"

Qu Xiaoyun watched the camera turn to his side, and joked for the effect of the show: "No swelling, Xiao Guo."

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

The brothers couldn't resist, they laughed so hard that they slapped the table.

Guo Degang's eyes widened in surprise: "Good guy, this is really not inflated, I have recruited a new traitor, beat him up!"

"okay!"

Now the brothers have seized the opportunity, especially the sesame seed cakes, the happy eyes are all smiling.

"Stop, don't bother, I will do it myself!"

Qu Xiaoyun tactfully lay down on the ground by himself.

Except for Xiao Yueyue and Qin Xiaoxian, the other brothers and sisters rushed forward, revenge and complaints.

After kicking around for about 5 minutes, they each returned to their seats.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his buttocks and waist, struggled to stand up, and apologized to Guo Degang: "Master, I was wrong, I just made a joke for the effect of the show, how dare I inflate..."

Guo Degang nodded: "Go, sit back, I wrote you a stable word, the purpose is to remind you not to bloat, but to be steady, everyone has a period of bloat, but you have to learn to recycle. Come on, please Xiaoyue, our most popular cross talk actor in the past two years, tell me your experience!"

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　I really didn't find the part of rafting very interesting, Wang Jiulong was so angry that he jumped off the boat, and the biscuits didn't let go.The group is boring, let me shorten it as much as possible, everyone has subscribed, and I will try my best to ensure the quality even if I rush.I took a look at Douxiaoshe's book on the Internet. I wrote something else before, and I only had 76 chapters in the fourth issue.Others started Douxiaoshe, about 200 chapters of the fourth issue, this can be said to be the best edition so far, thank you for your support!
　　
　
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