Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund
Chapter 78
Chapter 78
The camera turns to Xiao Yueyue.
Xiao Yueyue didn't hear Qi or fools like before, and tried to explain something, but smiled at the corner of her mouth and fell into the memories.
"When I first started to swell, I felt that Master started to praise me, and I wondered if I should change my car? At that time, I didn't have a penny and wanted to change my car. Later, my teacher gave me money to change the car. After buying a new car, I don’t even have the money to pay for gas. Now that I think about it, I’m really stupid and floating..."
Qin Xiao interrupted with a casual smile: "Don't steal my character design!"
"Hahaha!"
"Okay, Lao Qin has become a variety show now!"
The brothers smiled and boasted.
Xiao Yueyue laughed for a while, and then said: "After participating in "Happy Comedian" in 16, many people asked me to make movies and appear on variety shows. The audience welcomed me so much at the North Show, and when I got home, I told my wife that Gao Feng was not as good as me on stage, and my wife gave me a slap and woke me up."
"My master also scolded me - when you were selling noodles, why didn't they ask you to film a movie, did they really think you were Mr. Yue, Mr. Yue? Regarding swelling, I can't say it's an epiphany, I should say It must be gradual enlightenment, and I am especially grateful to Master for his continuous polishing along the way, which has made me who I am today, thank you Master!"
Guo Degang nodded: "Xiao Yun, you have just gained some popularity, I hope you adjust your mentality, all those who talk about cross talk, as long as they are not well-known to become well-known, [-]% will inflate, because he is a human being, and human ambitions will increase." With the continuous expansion of position changes, things that may not be accessible before are now coming. In the past, everyone might scold you here, but suddenly you are called a teacher wherever you go. People will not accept it. Stabilize The future is bright after that, understand?"
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and accepted: "Thank you Master, I will work hard in the future."
Guo Degang pointed to Xiao Yueyue next to him again: "He has indeed passed the expansion period now, so it can be said that he has almost no shortcomings. I wrote to him about diet and hygiene." After speaking, he took out his writing The card for Xiao Yueyue, show it to everyone.
Zhang Helun slapped the table excitedly after hearing this: "Master, what you wrote is too correct. Brother Yue should pay attention to his personal hygiene. You beat me together in the last round, and Brother Yue took off his shoes to retaliate against me. I used to think that your nephew Kowloon His feet are already invincible in the world, until I met Brother Yue in the last issue, I said whose subordinates have such stinky feet? I can’t open my eyes so hot even if I want to see them.”
"Hahaha!!!"
As soon as Zhang Helun said this, the atmosphere just now was completely reversed.
When Shaobing brought up this topic, he became excited: "A few years ago, when he was still in Zaoyuan, he was kicked down by the master because of his foot odor."
Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, I remembered. In [-] or [-], I was driving one time. At that time, it was Xiaoluan and not his teacher's wife. I was the co-pilot and Xiaoyue sat in the back. As soon as I got in the car, I felt something was wrong, and I could smell the stink in the car, and then I turned around and asked, Xiaoyue admitted, what did you say then?"
Xiao Yueyue chuckled: "At that time, the master asked me what the smell was, and I said my feet smelly, and the master asked me if I didn't wash my feet. In fact, I did wash my feet at that time. I didn't wash my socks. I put the socks on the surface of the shoes. When I put it on, the shoes stink. At that time, Master gave me a few hundred dollars to buy the shoes."
Shaobing patted Xiao Yueyue on the shoulder and boasted: "He was quite interesting at the time, he didn't buy shoes, he was cleaning them, and used the money to treat my third brother and I to dinner."
Guo Degang curled his lips after hearing this: "Good guy, it stinks like that, you two can eat it too!"
"Hahaha!"
The brothers were amused again.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also brushed up the barrage:
"I've improved my knowledge. It turns out that the description of foot odor can be called smelly smell!!!"
"Xiao Yueyue can do it. Those who have come through hard times are not greedy when they have money. Treating brothers and sisters to dinner is worthy of praise!!!"
"Laughing to death, no wonder Shaobing was so fat before, for one bite to eat, I can bear such smelly feet!!!"
"Xiao Yueyue's feet are so smelly!!!"
After the laughter, Guo Degang took out two more cards, turned his head and asked Yu Qian: "The only names left for me and Teacher Yu are left, should I say it first, or should you say it first?"
"Let me speak first."
Yu Qian took the card that said "actor" and explained: "Let me write a more heart-warming word. I thought about it for a while, and in the end I think this is the more appropriate one, because this word is used more often recently, just I brought up this term, and I think it is the most ruthless sentence to scold actors, especially our more traditional art of cross talk, so let’s take it as a warning.”
Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, the speaker has no intentions, but the listener has intentions, especially in this industry, this is not a good vocabulary, so we have to work hard in this industry, show our face in this industry, and not fall into the words of others .”
After finishing speaking, he picked up the card with the two characters of elegance and vulgarity written by himself: "The highest realm of cross talk is to enjoy both elegance and vulgarity. We are in the service industry and have no right to choose customers. Whoever comes is our customer. Many times people want to belittle cross talk artists. , we will say that we are vulgar, we have to admit that we are vulgar, but we are vulgar, we are not vulgar, what laymen say is their business, we have to know it in our hearts, do you understand?"
"I understand!"
The brothers and sisters responded in unison.
At this time, the director Yan Min spoke: "According to the rules, the last two in the rafting ranking will be punished. They will live in tents tonight. This time, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian will live in tents."
Guo Degang applauded: "Okay, congratulations!"
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao had fun, they didn't think it was a punishment, but it was quite fresh, because they had never lived in a tent.
Guo Degang got up and said: "Today's team building is very good and a complete success. After the team building, we will have a performance in our own theater. I suggest that these contents of today's team building be included in the program. Go, remember?"
"remember!"
The apprentices also stood up to answer.
"Okay, everyone will create well later, and look forward to the brilliant performance tomorrow, thank you for your hard work!"
……
On the lawn of the hot spring homestay.
Under the guidance of the staff, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian set up the tent in a decent manner.
It took a lot of effort for the two of them to set up the tent. After it was done, they sat on the lawn with the cool breeze blowing, and they were quite comfortable.
Qu Xiaoyun lay on the lawn and looked at the moon with emotion: "I think it's fine outside, but the air conditioner blowing inside is not good for your health, and I especially like places with a lot of green plants."
Qin Xiaoxian also lay on the lawn: "I don't think this is a punishment, it's a chance for us to embrace nature!"
"What are the two sour grape essences for?"
Xiao Yueyue quietly walked up to the two of them and squatted down.
"I'll go, how did the moon turn into a big face!"
……
(End of this chapter)
The camera turns to Xiao Yueyue.
Xiao Yueyue didn't hear Qi or fools like before, and tried to explain something, but smiled at the corner of her mouth and fell into the memories.
"When I first started to swell, I felt that Master started to praise me, and I wondered if I should change my car? At that time, I didn't have a penny and wanted to change my car. Later, my teacher gave me money to change the car. After buying a new car, I don’t even have the money to pay for gas. Now that I think about it, I’m really stupid and floating..."
Qin Xiao interrupted with a casual smile: "Don't steal my character design!"
"Hahaha!"
"Okay, Lao Qin has become a variety show now!"
The brothers smiled and boasted.
Xiao Yueyue laughed for a while, and then said: "After participating in "Happy Comedian" in 16, many people asked me to make movies and appear on variety shows. The audience welcomed me so much at the North Show, and when I got home, I told my wife that Gao Feng was not as good as me on stage, and my wife gave me a slap and woke me up."
"My master also scolded me - when you were selling noodles, why didn't they ask you to film a movie, did they really think you were Mr. Yue, Mr. Yue? Regarding swelling, I can't say it's an epiphany, I should say It must be gradual enlightenment, and I am especially grateful to Master for his continuous polishing along the way, which has made me who I am today, thank you Master!"
Guo Degang nodded: "Xiao Yun, you have just gained some popularity, I hope you adjust your mentality, all those who talk about cross talk, as long as they are not well-known to become well-known, [-]% will inflate, because he is a human being, and human ambitions will increase." With the continuous expansion of position changes, things that may not be accessible before are now coming. In the past, everyone might scold you here, but suddenly you are called a teacher wherever you go. People will not accept it. Stabilize The future is bright after that, understand?"
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and accepted: "Thank you Master, I will work hard in the future."
Guo Degang pointed to Xiao Yueyue next to him again: "He has indeed passed the expansion period now, so it can be said that he has almost no shortcomings. I wrote to him about diet and hygiene." After speaking, he took out his writing The card for Xiao Yueyue, show it to everyone.
Zhang Helun slapped the table excitedly after hearing this: "Master, what you wrote is too correct. Brother Yue should pay attention to his personal hygiene. You beat me together in the last round, and Brother Yue took off his shoes to retaliate against me. I used to think that your nephew Kowloon His feet are already invincible in the world, until I met Brother Yue in the last issue, I said whose subordinates have such stinky feet? I can’t open my eyes so hot even if I want to see them.”
"Hahaha!!!"
As soon as Zhang Helun said this, the atmosphere just now was completely reversed.
When Shaobing brought up this topic, he became excited: "A few years ago, when he was still in Zaoyuan, he was kicked down by the master because of his foot odor."
Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, I remembered. In [-] or [-], I was driving one time. At that time, it was Xiaoluan and not his teacher's wife. I was the co-pilot and Xiaoyue sat in the back. As soon as I got in the car, I felt something was wrong, and I could smell the stink in the car, and then I turned around and asked, Xiaoyue admitted, what did you say then?"
Xiao Yueyue chuckled: "At that time, the master asked me what the smell was, and I said my feet smelly, and the master asked me if I didn't wash my feet. In fact, I did wash my feet at that time. I didn't wash my socks. I put the socks on the surface of the shoes. When I put it on, the shoes stink. At that time, Master gave me a few hundred dollars to buy the shoes."
Shaobing patted Xiao Yueyue on the shoulder and boasted: "He was quite interesting at the time, he didn't buy shoes, he was cleaning them, and used the money to treat my third brother and I to dinner."
Guo Degang curled his lips after hearing this: "Good guy, it stinks like that, you two can eat it too!"
"Hahaha!"
The brothers were amused again.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also brushed up the barrage:
"I've improved my knowledge. It turns out that the description of foot odor can be called smelly smell!!!"
"Xiao Yueyue can do it. Those who have come through hard times are not greedy when they have money. Treating brothers and sisters to dinner is worthy of praise!!!"
"Laughing to death, no wonder Shaobing was so fat before, for one bite to eat, I can bear such smelly feet!!!"
"Xiao Yueyue's feet are so smelly!!!"
After the laughter, Guo Degang took out two more cards, turned his head and asked Yu Qian: "The only names left for me and Teacher Yu are left, should I say it first, or should you say it first?"
"Let me speak first."
Yu Qian took the card that said "actor" and explained: "Let me write a more heart-warming word. I thought about it for a while, and in the end I think this is the more appropriate one, because this word is used more often recently, just I brought up this term, and I think it is the most ruthless sentence to scold actors, especially our more traditional art of cross talk, so let’s take it as a warning.”
Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, the speaker has no intentions, but the listener has intentions, especially in this industry, this is not a good vocabulary, so we have to work hard in this industry, show our face in this industry, and not fall into the words of others .”
After finishing speaking, he picked up the card with the two characters of elegance and vulgarity written by himself: "The highest realm of cross talk is to enjoy both elegance and vulgarity. We are in the service industry and have no right to choose customers. Whoever comes is our customer. Many times people want to belittle cross talk artists. , we will say that we are vulgar, we have to admit that we are vulgar, but we are vulgar, we are not vulgar, what laymen say is their business, we have to know it in our hearts, do you understand?"
"I understand!"
The brothers and sisters responded in unison.
At this time, the director Yan Min spoke: "According to the rules, the last two in the rafting ranking will be punished. They will live in tents tonight. This time, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian will live in tents."
Guo Degang applauded: "Okay, congratulations!"
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao had fun, they didn't think it was a punishment, but it was quite fresh, because they had never lived in a tent.
Guo Degang got up and said: "Today's team building is very good and a complete success. After the team building, we will have a performance in our own theater. I suggest that these contents of today's team building be included in the program. Go, remember?"
"remember!"
The apprentices also stood up to answer.
"Okay, everyone will create well later, and look forward to the brilliant performance tomorrow, thank you for your hard work!"
……
On the lawn of the hot spring homestay.
Under the guidance of the staff, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian set up the tent in a decent manner.
It took a lot of effort for the two of them to set up the tent. After it was done, they sat on the lawn with the cool breeze blowing, and they were quite comfortable.
Qu Xiaoyun lay on the lawn and looked at the moon with emotion: "I think it's fine outside, but the air conditioner blowing inside is not good for your health, and I especially like places with a lot of green plants."
Qin Xiaoxian also lay on the lawn: "I don't think this is a punishment, it's a chance for us to embrace nature!"
"What are the two sour grape essences for?"
Xiao Yueyue quietly walked up to the two of them and squatted down.
"I'll go, how did the moon turn into a big face!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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