Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 81
Qu Xiaoyun was helpless by what Xiao Yueyue said.

"Brother Yue, cooperating with me won't be popular, and I won't be popular, and I won't even be able to make money if I want to, right?"

"You are so popular now, so many variety shows are looking for you. You can't guarantee all the jobs you can't keep up with. Can you let your brother have some soup? You eat meat and give him soup!"

Xiao Yueyue looked pitiful at his younger brother, pondered for a few seconds, and then changed his attitude: "I have finished answering movies and variety shows, and there is an advertisement that I don't really want to answer..."

Before he finished speaking, Qu Xiaoyun introduced himself excitedly: "I can do it! I can do any advertisement!"

Xiao Yueyue didn't really believe in the strength of his junior brother, and his tone was suspicious: "You can do any advertisement? You can say a few words about the advertisement first, and I'll listen to it!"

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and picked up the sponsor's drink: "It's too simple, just open your mouth, it's full of grains, healthy and delicious!"

"Applause!!!"

The audience was not very satisfied with the placement of the ad, and boosed it one after another.

The audience booed, and Xiao Yueyue had to praise the sponsor: "What you said is okay!"

Qu Xiaoyun had a confident expression on his face, and he didn't hesitate to use words to package himself: "I can handle any type of advertisement!"

Xiao Yueyue thought for a while: "Don't tell me, there was an advertisement for me recently, and I really don't want to accept it."

Qu Xiaoyun really couldn't figure out why the workaholic didn't accept the advertisement, so he couldn't help but ask the reason: "Why, the money is not enough?"

Xiao Yueyue smiled embarrassedly: "That's not true, I usually pick up whatever you give, but..."

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "You are really a person who cherishes money like life, it seems that what Uncle Qian said about your sugar cock is true!"

(Not only do you not pluck the hair, but you have to touch a few other people's hairs.)
The audience was amused by Xiao Yueyue's money-greedy appearance.

Xiao Yueyue shook his head and defended: "No, the main reason is that the advertisement is not suitable for me, it is an advertisement for fake headgear."

Qu Xiaoyun stared at his cropped hair and couldn't help laughing: "They really have eyes, the fake headgear advertisement is suitable for you! Your current hair volume..."

Xiao Yueyue pushed him angrily: "How can you talk! Don't you know if you don't speak short words when you are a slut? Do you still want to pick up? Do you want to make money?"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't have any temper at all, and smiled all over his face: "I think, I really want to."

Xiao Yueyue put her hands behind her back and put on airs: "If you want to, then you can say a few words of advertising and I will listen to it. Since they have come to me, I have to be responsible to them and have to evaluate you."

Qu Xiaoyun opened his mouth and said, "I grabbed a lot of headgear words, what am I yours? You are my headgear, so it turns out that people are just a headgear, that's right, so I can wear you on my head every day! It's nothing Difficulty!"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone is too familiar with this Youlemei adapted advertisement.

Seeing his quick response, Xiao Yueyue's eyes lit up: "It's kind of interesting, but the requirements are relatively high, it needs to be drama-like, and the lines are sonorous and powerful!"

Qu Xiaoyun pouted his big mouth, looking confident: "I can do it, it's not easy, can I just come up with a plot?"

Seeing him so happy, Xiao Yueyue also looked forward to it: "Okay!"

"Have you seen Conquer?"

"I've seen it, brother Honglei's famous work!"

"Do you remember that classic episode?"

"I remember!"

"Can you cooperate with me?"

"Okay, but there are many classic pieces, which one are you talking about?"

"It's the part where Brother Hong Lei is looking for the lunatic!"

"The lunatic sits and eats in a restaurant, doesn't he?"

"Correct!"

"it is good!"

Xiao Yueyue responded, moved a stool up from under the stage, sat behind the desk, and put his hands on the table.

But he didn't perform that crazy energy, anyway, it seems that this person is quite cheap.

Qu Xiaoyun possessed a playful spirit, bit his lower lip lightly, raised his chin, put on a vicious look, then walked quickly to Xiao Yueyue's side, and slapped him on the back of the head three times.

It made a loud noise, and the flesh on Xiao Yueyue's face trembled.

It's a bit of a skit. Although I haven't said a word, the audience can't stop laughing.

Netizens in the live broadcast room are also boiling:
"Good guy, the microphone is so close, it sounds too loud!!!"

"This is Xiao Yueyue. If you slap Sun Yue on the back of the head, the flesh on your butt will tremble!!!"

"This is a burden of no big or small size. If it fan Guo Degang, the effect will explode!!!"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished fanning, he put one hand on the table and the other on Xiao Yueyue's shoulder, and said viciously: "Madman! I heard that you have been looking for me recently? Is it over? Can't you make it through?" ? Didn’t you bring the broken gun?”

According to the plot, Xiao Yueyue didn't say a word, just looked up helplessly.

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the fan and put it on his head, pretending to be pointed at by a gun: "Come on, I'll lend you one! I'll count one, two, three, you pull the trigger, my life, yours!" !"

"one two Three……"

Xiao Yueyue still looked up, sitting very obediently.

Qu Xiaoyun put down his fan, still with a fierce expression: "It's useless! You're useless if I give you a chance!"

"Clap clap clap!"

Another three slaps, Xiao Yueyue was slapped, and his head tilted forward three times.

The audience laughed so hard that there was no distinction between men in black and men in black, and they were all involved in the play.

Qu Xiaoyun bent down, put Xiao Yueyue's head to his ear, paused for a few seconds to set up his emotions, and then said harsh words: "When you see me and my brother in the future, you must call grandpa. Are you crazy?"

Seeing that he didn't answer, Qu Xiaoyun emphasized his tone, and at the same time slapped him again: "What's your name?"

As soon as the words fell, the theater was completely silent, and the audience's eyes lit up, and some audience members had already begun to clear their throats, and the sense of anticipation was overwhelming!

Xiao Yueyue looked up at him, turned her head and looked at the audience, then lowered her head, and spoke softly in her throat, with a very reluctant tone: "Grandpa..."

"Hey!"

Although it was a small answer, the audience in the audience shouted the loudest voice in the audience.

Xiao Yueyue's eyes were so big that she couldn't believe her ears: "Are you so happy to take advantage of me?"

"happy!!!"

The audience responded in unison.

Qu Xiaoyun was speechless, and pointed at himself to protest: "You guys are too much, that's my word!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and asked Xiao Yueyue: "How about my words?"

It should be said or not, the acting skills are really nothing to say, although it is not as exciting as the TV series, but on the stage of cross talk, it is already at the top.

Xiao Yueyue stood up, gave a thumbs up and boasted: "Don't tell me, this is indeed a classic! It's really exciting! But what does this have to do with the headgear?"

Qu Xiaoyun looked indifferent: "Let's change it, shouldn't it be enough to add it?"

"Then let's try again, I'm going all out!"

Xiao Yueyue sat back on the seat and returned to the previous posture.

The audience was extremely quiet, and everyone was thinking in their hearts, what method would he use to insert the advertisement into it?
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(End of this chapter)