Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 82
The two entered the play again.

The audience's attention was also very focused, and they were all curious about how he changed the plot of "Conquer" into an advertisement.

Qu Xiaoyun was performing the same as before, pulling Xiao Yueyue's head, and asked angrily: "Crazy, I heard that you have been bald recently!"

"Hahaha……"

When he came up, he swung a big one, and the audience couldn't hold back.

Qu Xiaoyun slapped Xiao Yueyue's head a few more times, then picked up the handkerchief on the table and used it as a wig: "I can't get through with that little hair? Didn't you bring the wig? Come on, I'll lend you one !"

Then he put the handkerchief on his head: "I'll count one, two, three, you put it on for me, you decide the length of my hair, one, two, three..."

Seeing that Xiao Yueyue ignored him, he moved his hand again: "It's useless, I'll give you a chance and you're useless. When you see me and my brother in the future, you must say that my hair is thick! Did you hear that? Crazy!"

Xiao Yueyue lowered her head, clasped her hands, and replied very reluctantly: "I heard..."

Qu Xiaoyun hugged Xiao Yueyue to his ear: "What are you talking about? Louder!"

"You are dense!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The two performed very well, coupled with such a joyful commercial, the audience couldn't hold back at all.

Seeing the audience laughing so happily, Qu Xiaoyun straightened up and shivered: "How is it? Once this advertisement comes out, the whole country needs to know about it!"

Xiao Yueyue rubbed the back of her head: "I don't know what's going on with the ad, I'm a little dazed by the pat on the head."

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun walked over courteously: "I was wrong, Brother Yue, I was too involved in the drama just now, I will rub it for you."

Xiao Yueyue pushed him away: "Thank you, don't rub it anymore, people want a long plot, you can't do this simple one!"

"Is this short?"

"It's a bit short, and people prefer domineering lines."

Although Qu Xiaoyun was a little dissatisfied, he still held back his emotions for the endorsement: "Then let's do a bigger one, a historical drama, the most classic part of "Kangxi Dynasty"."

Xiao Yueyue asked curiously: "Who do you want to come to the Kangxi Dynasty?"

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back, with a confident expression on his face: "Of course it is Kangxi! There is a classic line in it, I will give you a part!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Okay."

At this time, the program team played background music.

Seeing Conqueror's acting skills, the audience is looking forward to how he will play Kangxi, and they are all engrossed.

I saw Qu Xiaoyun frowned tightly, brewing emotions, and pointed to the audience angrily after entering the play:
"Look at these seven people, which one is not gray at the temples, which one is not the pillar of the court, and which one is not my son and daughter's in-laws. When they die, my heart will be broken."

Speaking of this, he patted his chest, with a hint of sob in his tone.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, looked up at the ceiling and paced: "When I first succeeded to the throne, I thought that the biggest enemy of the imperial court was Jiabai, and when I destroyed Jiabai, I thought the biggest enemy was Wu Sangui, and I defeated Wu Sangui. Galdan has once again become a worry in Qing's mind."

At this he roared:

"It is becoming more and more clear to me now that the troubles of the Qing Dynasty are not outside, but in the imperial court, in this Qianqing Palace! Among my flesh and blood princes and ministers, if you are a bit rotten here, the Qing Dynasty will be rotten One piece, if you are all dead, the whole Qing Dynasty will rise up and let us die without a place to die!"

"Think about it, it's been a few years since Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian hanged on Meishan Mountain? Forgot? That old tree with crooked neck is still standing behind the palace, staring at you every day!"

Backstage.

Yu Qian pointed at the screen with his fan and boasted: "The child has entered the play, has the background of stand-up comedy, and the charm and tone of the performance are vivid."

Guo Degang also nodded in agreement: "Yes, this kid was very serious when he was learning single-language, so he would ask me for advice whenever he had the opportunity, what dialect is better for the vegetable vendor to speak, how does the emperor speak for fun, what kind of county magistrate attracts the audience Ah, how does a matchmaker learn, it's all accumulated."

Yu Qian sighed: "Now there are not many children who are so motivated. It is also a wise move to let him participate in the group show this time. It will also show the apprentices who have not had the opportunity in the backstage for the time being. Hard work pays off."

After finishing speaking, he told Gao Xiaobei: "Go, give Qu Xiaoyun two points."

On stage at the moment.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the sign of the Douxiao Club, and said meaningfully: "I haven't closed my eyes for three days and three nights, and I always want to say something. After thinking about it, there are only these four words, which are upright and fair. I order you to look at it." Half an hour, retreat."

After speaking, he turned around imposingly, and threw up his coat.

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience were very satisfied with his performance and applauded one after another.

Xiao Yueyue praised: "Don't talk about it, it's really good. First of all, everyone listened to it. It's really good, but what does it have to do with the headgear?"

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest: "It's nothing serious, there's no headgear, let's change it!"

Xiao Yueyue was deeply skeptical, it was much more difficult to change than the previous paragraph: "Can this be changed?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and entered the scene again as the background music sounded.

"Look at these seven people, which one is not alopecia areata? Which one is not bald? Which one is not a Mediterranean hairstyle? They are all bald, and my heart is about to break!"

The audience chuckled.

"When I first succeeded to the throne, I thought that the most bald man in the Qing Dynasty was Oboi. I planted hair for Aoboi. Wu Sangui was bald again, and I added a few more hairs to him. Galdan became the head of the Qing Dynasty again. The first bald man."

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience couldn't help laughing as they imagined the bald heads of the actors in the TV series.

"After much deliberation, I realized that the bald men of the Qing Dynasty are not outside, but in the imperial court, right here in the Qianqing Palace! Among my flesh and blood princes and ministers, if you are a little bald, the Qing Dynasty will be bald!"

"If you were all bald, all parts of the Qing Dynasty would rise up, and you would not have a single hair left. Think about it, the Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian had just died a few years ago, forget? That old crooked neck still has a The hood is staring at you every day!"

When Qu Xiaoyun said this part, he also added a bit of Northeast entrance, which made the part more effective. The audience burst into laughter, and the theater was filled with joy.

"I haven't lost my hair for three days and three nights, but what do you guys do? After much deliberation, there are only these four words, lush headgear, I order each of you to buy one and retreat!"

After finishing speaking, Qu Xiaoyun shook his coat, put on a pose, and walked down the stage.

"Hey, wait for me!"

Xiao Yueyue also chased after him.

The two reached the curtain, bowed to the audience, and stepped off the stage amidst warm applause.

Although the audience praised it, Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the background saw the problem.

Yu Qian put away his fan, widened his eyes, and said in surprise, "Is this the end? Didn't catch the theme! Did you get the advertisement?"

Guo Degang also frowned: "It's okay if Xiaoyun makes this mistake, Xiaoyue shouldn't make this mistake! The two of you didn't study hard yesterday, so you have to criticize them when you come back!"

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