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Chapter 85 Song Tie is Satisfied

"What kind of girl do you like in appearance?"

Behind the scenes, Song Tie didn't say hello as before, but asked questions directly.

The theme of this issue of son-in-law selection is very similar to that of the second issue of Supreme Treasure, with only one quota.

Who doesn't want to have the last laugh, Qu Xiaoyun decided to lower his stance for the sake of ranking, and use his three-inch tongue to make her happy.

Low EQ: Lick the dog.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and answered seriously: "Appearance is actually not that important, the main reason is that I like girls with two small hairpins on their heads."

"It can only be that there are two curls in the hairstyle, right?"

Qu Xiaoyun thought to himself, if I don't lick you twice, you won't know what licking a dog is: "I like the girl who is talking to me now with a cock tied up."

After Song Tie heard this, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Your mouth is very sweet!"

Xiao Yueyue frowned: "This is a hooligan!"

Qu Xiaoyun decided to turn against the customer: "Then what kind of boy do you like?"

Of course Song Tie couldn't say what type she likes in the show, so she casually replied: "I like non-mainstream!"

"Oh!"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat:

Your betrayal has hurt me too deeply

I don't know if I should take it too seriously

Maybe you'll change yourself later
but i've decided i have to leave you

I miss you I miss you
I miss you everyday...

"not bad!"

Song Tie's eyes lit up, he nodded and continued to ask, "Then what would you do if your girlfriend told you that she was sick and unwell?"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and thought for a moment, then said: "Before I answer, let me tell you a story. Once my girlfriend said she was not feeling well and her stomach hurt in the middle of the night. I told her to drink more hot water. She was very angry. So I immediately took a taxi downstairs to her house, took her to the hospital, registered and paid the fee, waited in line for two hours, and the doctor gave her advice to drink more hot water!"

"After tossing around in the middle of the night, after seeing the doctor, I sent her home. After I got home, I checked my phone, and she posted a circle of friends-after all, I resisted everything by myself."

"Hahaha!!!"

The female guests behind the scenes couldn't help laughing.

Song Tie was also amused, and said to Xiao Yueyue: "He is very humorous, I like it."

Xiao Yueyue couldn't believe it: "This is the second one, are you going to explode the lights?"

Song Tie fanned himself to cool himself down, calmed down and asked, "So your answer is to drink more hot water?"

As soon as the voice fell, the female guests raised their hands, ready to turn off the lights.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands up helplessly: "I didn't finish talking just now, and I bought her a bag to solve it later. So my answer is, transfer [-] yuan to you, and go buy hot water!"

"Goose goose goose~~"

"He's so funny!!!"

Song Tie and the female guests leaned forward and back together with laughter, and some female guests even let out a goose cry.

There were no female guests to turn off the lights in the audience.

Song Tie praised: "You are very humorous, and I am also very satisfied with your answer. Please choose a box and leave for the next task."

Qu Xiaoyun had a little choice phobia, seeing eight boxes left on the table, he didn't know which one to choose: "Miss, before leaving, can I ask what your lucky number is?"

"5!"

"Okay, bye!"

Male left female right, let's be the fifth one from the right.

Thinking of this, Qu Xiaoyun picked up the box and left the room.

"Please ride with Zhang Helun to the next destination."

According to the staff's arrangement, Qu Xiaoyun and Zhang Helun boarded the crew's car together, and the two couldn't resist opening the box in the car.

Qu Xiaoyun moved a little slower, seeing that Zhang Helun had already opened, he couldn't help but look at it, there was only a small card and a kit in the box.

Four large characters were neatly written on the card—Guo Fu's cook.

Qu Xiaoyun joked with a smile: "Hey, Brother Lun, it seems that you are the cook of the Guo Mansion today, which matches the job you once had, and you are lucky."

Zhang Helun didn't disagree, took out the kit from the box, opened it, and found a thick stack of game coins made by the crew and printed with the Deyun logo.

It's the same as the Happy Beans in the third issue, but this time it says Dou Coins.

Zhang Helun counted, a total of twenty.

"You open yours and let me see."

Zhang Helun said it politely, and he was about to grab it with his hand.

"Hey, Brother Lun, I'll drive by myself!"

Qu Xiaoyun put the box in his arms, slowly opened it, and took it out to see that the identity card said dancer.

"Look how many coins!"

After suffering from the previous issue of Happy Beans, Zhang Helun has no interest in identity, but is very interested in coins, and the number of coins may affect the outcome of the game.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched his hand in to touch it, and his heart immediately cooled down. The thin stack was opened, and there were five coins.

This really corresponds to the lucky number of the young lady.

Amidst Zhang Helun's mocking voice, the two came to the Guo Mansion, and the first thing they did was to change their clothes.

Qu Xiaoyun changed into the costume prepared by the crew, a rough and very wild white coat, a bit like a chicken game snow auspicious suit.

Zhang Helun also changed into a chef's uniform and a chef's hat.

After changing their clothes, the two looked at each other and smiled, teasing each other.

"Brother Lun, I think you look better in a chef uniform than a coat!"

"Come on, I look good in anything, what are you wearing? A pile of clothes sewn with strips of white cloth, like a white ape!"

"..."

Not long after, the brothers and sisters arrived one after another, and they all changed into the costumes prepared by the crew.

Meng Hetang is a singer.

Qin Xiaoxian is a painter.

Zhou Jiuliang is a movie actor.

Xiao Zhui'er is a comedian.

Luan Dangdang is the housekeeper of the Guo Mansion.

Shaobing is Guo Fu Gardener.

Yang Jiulang is the driver of the Guo Mansion.

After the brothers and sisters knew each other's identities, the program team took them outside the living room door, and the recording started again.

Luan Dangdang walked in the front and acted in his true colors, really a bit like a big housekeeper.

"Wait a moment!"

As soon as they arrived at the door, Gao Xiaobei and Liu Xiaoting stopped the group of people.

"Why?"

Everyone doesn't understand.

Gao Xiaobei explained: "Because the eldest lady is choosing her son-in-law today, the guards are extra strict. We need to find out everyone's identity."

Liu Xiaoting took a look at how everyone was dressed: "Guo Housekeeper Luan Dangdang, Guo House cook Zhang Helun, Guo House driver Yang Jiulang, Guo House gardener Shaobing, please come in first!"

"Oh, this is the advantage of choosing a character!"

Luan Dangdang smiled and led the three of them into the house with his hands behind his back.

In a blink of an eye, there were only five outsiders left outside the door.

"What do you mean? Don't let us in?"

Qu Xiaoyun looked anxiously at Zhang Helun's terrified look after entering the house, "Have you made a mistake? We are here for a blind date, so how can you not let us in? Is the threshold of your Guo Mansion so high?"

Gao Xiaobei added: "Please reveal your identities first to prove that you are in line with your profession."

The five people looked at each other, and Qin Xiaoxian took out a sketchbook from the box: "It means that we have to show the talent that matches our profession before we can enter?"

"Yes."

Are you going to show off your dance in front of the camera today...

(End of this chapter)