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Chapter 86 Imitate Guo Degang

After clarifying the rules, Qin Xiaoxian just did what he said, picked up a pen and started doodling on the sketchbook.

"Let me prove it first, I will give you a peaceful lyrics."

"can."

Wearing a gown, Xiao Zhui'er is a crosstalk actor. It's easy to prove his true colors. He raised his right hand, and instantly became fanciful.

"Come in!"

After singing for a while, Liu Xiaoting invited Xiao Zhui'er in.

"I'll come next!"

Qu Xiaoyun went all out, went to the props group, took a straw hat, put it on his head, protected his crotch with one hand, and squatted down with both legs.

Meng Hetang's eyes widened: "Good guy, Michael Xiaoyun!!!"

As he lifted his crotch up and down, Meng Hetang suddenly had an idea, and greeted the guard: "I am a singer, and I will make music for him!"

After finishing speaking, he covered his mouth and showed off the bulk bbox:

"Deng deng deng deng..."

Zhou Jiuliang knew him too well. When he saw him showing off his bbox, he immediately ran away in disgust, and pulled Qin Xiaoxian aside: "Get out of the way, the watering can is about to start spraying!!!"

“Billie Jean is not my love”

"she's just a girl who claims that I am the one..."

At the beginning of the prelude, Qu Xiaoyun could barely find a beat. When Meng Hetang sang, he was completely messed up. Even if he had a tune in his heart, he couldn't resist such an infectious tune. The dance steps were completely messed up. With two handfuls of sand, he can jump directly to Fengwu Jiutian.

Netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter:
"Good guy, Xiaomeng's English is better than bbox!!!"

"Laughing to death, Qu Xiaoyun, who is not very talented in dancing, is even worse when he is sung by Xiaomeng!!!"

"Watching the two of them singing together reminded me of Teacher Benshan's skit, asking Zhao Si—what kind of martial arts have you practiced these years? Zhao Si twitched and answered—street dance..."

"These two are [-]th-line singers and [-]th-line dancers, hahaha!!!"

Liu Xiaoting and Gao Xiaobei, who were originally sullen, couldn't help laughing at their cooperation, and hurriedly stopped: "It's ok, it's been fully proved, please come in, both of you!"

In a blink of an eye, only Qin Xiaoxian and Zhou Jiuliang were left, while Qu Xiaoyun and Meng Hetang were not in a hurry to leave, they were waiting for them at the door, watching the excitement.

"I come!"

Zhou Jiuliang moved closer.

Seeing that he was the only one left, Qin Xiaoxian, who was still watching the excitement, became anxious now, and waved his pen, speeding up.

Zhou Jiuliang smiled and said: "I am an actor, let me play one, and play Yu Qian smoking."

After finishing speaking, he imagined that Xiao Yueyue once imitated Yu Qian's smoking in "Happy Comedian", put his hand on his mouth, sucked violently, and rolled his eyes.

Qu Xiaoyun and Meng Hetang were overjoyed inside the door, and the two gatekeepers were expressionless.

"Can I go in?"

"No, it's not like acting, it's too exaggerated."

Liu Xiaoting stopped Zhou Jiuliang who was about to enter.

"You guys are unreasonable! They can't sing or dance well, they're all let in, why is it more difficult for me?" Zhou Jiuliang said angrily.

"I'm done drawing, let's take a look!"

Now that Qin Xiaoxian finished painting, and was very satisfied with his work, he got up and handed it to Gao Xiaobei.

After reading it, Gao Xiaobei shook his head and handed the painting back: "Your painting is incomplete, there are no facial features, please fill in the facial features."

Qin Xiaoxian explained angrily: "It's unreasonable, you guys. Through the curtain, I didn't see what the eldest lady looks like! I have to go in and see what the eldest lady looks like before I can make it up, otherwise the picture will be ugly. Are you responsible for losing your qualifications?"

Gao Xiaobei ignored him and continued to stand at the door with his hands behind his back.

"I'll do it all over again!"

Zhou Jiuliang walked over with a blank face: "I will play Guo Degang, look forward to it!"

Everyone was stunned, and all eyes were on him.

Zhou Jiuliang showed a hint of anger on his expressionless face, and suddenly grabbed Liu Xiaoting's arm, pulled him over, and then kicked him.

Then he roared angrily: "Go away!!!"

After kicking the person, he stepped into the door with square steps.

Everyone burst into laughter, the camera crew and the director team couldn't help it, and the cameras trembled twice.

Qin Xiaoxian saw it in his eyes and remembered it in his heart. He walked up to Gao Xiaobei in the same way, and raised his leg: "Go away and play. Now that you have become fat, your uncle dares to stop you!" Then dashed into the house.

Liu Xiaoting and Gao Xiaobei looked aggrieved, they were about to cry with their hands on their buttocks, and they were still complaining about how the production crew assigned the work to themselves, which shows how difficult it is to be a guard.

Netizens in the live broadcast also laughed:
"It's so funny, Jiu Liang doesn't learn from Yu Qian, but he learns from Guo Degang very well!!!"

"It seems that Lao Qin is not stupid, he is a fast learner!!!"

"Okay, this is the essence of a reality show!!!"

Xiao Zhui'er had already left, and the other four went to the main house together.

At this time, the pre-recorded pilot film was plugged into the screen of the live broadcast room. It was Qu Xiaoyun's voice accompanied by interesting Deyun illustrations.

"It's said that Guo Tiechui, the eldest lady of Guo's mansion, has reached the age of marriage. The master of Guo's mansion invited uncle and master Yu to come to Guo's mansion to discuss the matter of the eldest lady's marriage. This is the son-in-law selection meeting of the Guo Mansion."

The sound of the gong.

The camera in the live broadcast room shifted to another room.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were holding teacups, sitting on the Taishi chairs and chatting.

"Yo, two!"

Xiao Yueyue pushed open the door and walked in with a smile.

Guo De just put down his teacup, and asked lightly, "What are you doing here?"

Xiao Yueyue was very shy, lowered her head and said shyly: "I also like Sister Hammer, didn't you promise to betroth Sister Hammer to me before, when will you see..."

Yu Qian fanned his fan and asked curiously: "Good guy, you also like hammers, when did it happen?"

Before Xiao Yueyue could answer, Guo Degang snorted and put on a rogue face.

"You like her, who doesn't like her? Who in the world doesn't love a hammer! That's all happened in the past. She used to say she was going to marry a deep-fried dough stick, and she also said that she wanted to marry a deep-fried fried dough cake, Shan How can a chicken match a phoenix?"

Xiao Yueyue looked serious: "How can you compare Sister Tiehammer to a pheasant? I like her as a person, and I don't despise her status."

Yu Qian listened happily.

But Guo Degang was very angry: "Good guy, here comes a stinky and shameless person, who doesn't piss to show himself what he looks like, and says my daughter is a pheasant, come here, kick him out!"

Xiao Yueyue waved her hand and made a stop gesture: "No need, since you have this attitude, then I don't like her anymore. It's hard to find three-legged toads, but there are plenty of living people with two legs!"

Yu Qian slapped his fan and laughed, "You've changed quite quickly, kid!"

Xiao Yueyue shrugged: "I'm here today to talk about something."

"Speak!"

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