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Chapter 87 Qu Xiaoyun Was Misunderstood

Xiao Yueyue pointed to the door: "A lot of people came outside today, and they all want to be your son-in-law. Would you like to go and see?"

Guo Degang closed the fan in his hand, turned to Yu Qian and asked, "Uncle, why don't we go and have a look?"

"it is good!"

After all, the three of them walked towards the door together.

In the living room, everyone sat on their boxes and waited for a long time.

The bored ones even told jokes, and whoever said something that wasn't funny would be blown away.

It was Qu Xiaoyun's turn to speak.

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while and said with a smile: "Let me tell a joke related to the theme of this issue 'father-in-law'. This is my friend's personal experience."

"One time my friend received a WeChat message from his girlfriend asking who he was."

"He immediately became anxious, this is being green, so he started sending WeChat to scold the street."

"As a result, the other party returned. I am her father."

"My friend was embarrassed and started apologizing—Uncle, I'm sorry, I misunderstood."

"The other party replied—is he still called Uncle?"

"My friend was a little agitated in his heart. This is to make him change his mind, so he went back——Dad?"

"The other party replied—hey! I'm sorry, my good son!!!"

After the joke was told, the brothers were laughing and leaning forward.

Zhang Helun praised: "This joke is not bad, I will try to change it into a burden later!"

Shaobing smiled and asked, "The friend you're talking about is not yourself, is it?"

Before Qu Xiaoyun could answer, footsteps came from outside the door.

"Master Guo, Master Yu is here!"

As soon as the words fell, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Xiao Yueyue walked in.

"Master Guo, Master Yu!"

Everyone stood up and said hello, because of the game, the address was slightly adjusted.

Guo Degang looked at the apprentices in the room and smiled: "Yo, there are so many people!" Then he pointed to the grand teacher's chair in the main hall: "Come, uncle, sit down!"

"You sit too!"

After being polite to each other, the two sat down, and the brothers also sat back on the box.

Yu Qian joked with a smile: "This box is of good quality, the cook Zhang Helun is fine to sit on it!"

Guo Degang pointed to the servants in his mansion and said: "I didn't mean you, it's fine for five of them outsiders to apply for the job, what are you guys doing?"

Hearing this, several people were silent.

"If you don't speak, it seems that I have to roll the roll, Chef Zhang, please tell me first, why are you booing!"

Zhang Helun tidied up his clothes, lowered his head and said shyly, "I like Missy, and Missy also likes my food very much."

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned for a moment: "Who is cooking for whom?"

Zhang Helun scratched his head in embarrassment: "No, Missy really likes to eat my dishes, so I'm sorry!"

Guo Degang smiled and shook his fan: "I said how tired and thin my daughter has been during this time, good guy, she is cooking every day! Then what do you like about hammers?"

Zhang Helun covered his face, and said shyly: "I like the figure and mind of the eldest lady, and I also like the way she appreciates my cooking!"

Guo Degang frowned when he heard this: "You can put it down, the second phase can't even bake a chicken wing, so I'm ashamed to say it! Where is the gardener? What do you like about Miss?"

Shaobing thought for a while: "I like the way the eldest lady comes to the garden to look at the flowers."

"It's similar to what the cook said. Where's the driver?"

Yang Jiulang narrowed his eyes: "I like the feeling of two people in the car for a romantic ride. I want to drive her to all the romantic places."

Guo Degang curled his lips: "I don't want to part with my daughter. A son-in-law is the best. Abducting my daughter is not acceptable! Where's the housekeeper? The suit you're wearing today is pretty fancy!"

Luan tidied up his fancy suit, and replied with a smile: "I don't think the rich water will flow into the fields of outsiders. It's better to be cheaper than your own people if it's cheaper for outsiders!"

Yu Qian continued with a smile: "This is because I think the hammer is too fat!"

Luan Dangdang hurriedly waved his hands, and said with a smile: "No, no, I like her family background, and I like her father-in-law more."

Guo Degang turned his head and glanced at Yu Qianhe and the other apprentices, his voice was raised two tunes: "Oh, the housekeeper's purpose is not pure, and he even fell in love with me. This is marrying Mr. Tie Hammer Cheng Luan under pressure!"

Yu Qian smiled and continued: "The ambition is not small!"

Everyone was amused.

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hands: "Okay, my family is here, let me introduce you to the five of you!"

Qin Xiaoxian: "I am a painter."

Meng Hetang: "I am a singer."

Zhou Jiuliang said proudly, "I'm an actor in bad movies."

Guo Degang told the left and right: "Throw this actor out, who is this going to blame!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Xiao Zhui'er tidied up her coat, and put on a close-up: "I'm a cross talk actor, a cross talk actor from Deyun Club. My master's surname is Guo, and I'm in the same family as you."

Guo Degang stood up directly, and welcomed him: "Good guy, with such a great status, please sit down in my seat!"

Xiao Zhui'er smiled and waved his hands: "I'm used to the cross talk stand, father-in-law, sit down!"

Qu Xiaoyun stood up and turned around, pretending to be a fan: "Master Guo, hello, I am a wild dancer, and I met Missy in the dance class."

Guo Degang frowned, wondering: "My daughter has never been out?"

Qu Xiaoyun was asked a difficult question when he came up, and after thinking about it, he answered with a smile: "Online class, we met in the online dance class!"

Guo Degang pretended to be stupid: "Our family hasn't fished for many years, where did we get the net?"

Qu Xiaoyun was speechless: "It's not the Internet, it's the Internet, Internet, online teaching!"

Guo Degang's eyes widened in surprise: "Teaching at night!"

"Hey! You're lacking morality, and your family is unfortunate. How did you sneak in and have a private meeting with Hammer! When the news spread, how did my daughter get married? It's completely embarrassing for our Guo family. I have to dip the whip in cold water, I will whip her, don't stop me, I will definitely not show mercy!"

After finishing speaking, he commanded the left and right in a panic: "Come here, drag this culprit out and throw him into the river to drown!"

When cross talk actor Xiao Zhui heard this, he got into a mood and sang to the camera:

At the second watch, Xiao Yun climbed up the wall
Guo Tiechui, who went to the house and was infatuated, was alarmed.
Hastily opened the double doors, I grabbed my beloved little friend

It's dawn at five o'clock, father and mother, he knows the details

This shameless girl has ruined my family
I must beat you today, I will beat you with no mercy if the whip is dipped in cold water

Hammer has nothing to say

Forced to jump into the river

Brother Yun was alarmed
Come explore the Qingshui River

Darling, you died for me
Sister Hammer, go slowly

Wait, Brother Yun

Guo Degang became even angrier: "Good guy, this kid over the wall, let the cross talk talker see it, and the witnesses have it, what are you waiting for, drag him out quickly!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The brothers and sisters didn't think it was a big deal when they watched the excitement, and they laughed like crazy.

But Qu Xiaoyun was very anxious: "Brother Zhui'er, stop singing, I struggled to get on the kang, and I even climbed the wall!"

In the end, he explained it a lot, and begged Xiao Yueyue to explain the matter clearly.

Guo Degang smiled slightly: "Ganqing just misunderstood, I said that my daughter Tiehammer can't do that kind of thing, come on, let's go to the next test!"

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(End of this chapter)