Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 88 Qu Xiaoyun suddenly fell to the ground
"I already know the identity of the big guy, they are all here to marry my daughter, right?"

"Yes!"

Everyone responded in unison.

Guo Degang nodded, and continued to exhort: "Okay, since you are here to marry my daughter, then you must show your sincerity. My daughter is like a hammer in my palm. I don't like it, so I hope you all will marry me." To be able to take this seriously.”

"Xiaoyue, tell me about our plan!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded, and said to everyone: "Our plan is, we have prepared gifts ourselves, and we are going to sell them to you!"

Guo Degang raised his fan and corrected: "No, it's a sale, it's an auction."

Yu Qian continued: "The one with the highest price gets it!"

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, I will leave the auction to Xiaoyue, come on, get the props."

As soon as the voice fell, the staff who had been waiting for a long time behind the screen moved the miscellaneous things that had been prepared to the hall.

Xiao Yueyue picked up a pot of rose flowers: "The first auction item, the starting price, one bucket of coins!"

Girls like flowers, Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand temptedly: "A bucket of coins!"

Yu Qian slapped his fan and teased: "Look, there's something funny about that!"

Hearing Uncle Qian's ridicule, Qu Xiaoyun smiled helplessly.

Meng Hetang raised his hand behind him: "Two buckets of coins!"

Qu Xiaoyun poured out all the Dou coins and added: "Five Dou coins!"

In the end, it was photographed by Meng Hetang.

The second item was a cloud brocade bag, which was also photographed by Meng Hetang.

The third item was a bag of salted duck, which was photographed by Luan Dangdang.

Then Xiao Yueyue took out the earrings, fan, puppet bear, and music box one by one, all of which were also photographed by the brothers.

The last item is a lipstick, if you can’t get it again, you will lose your qualifications. Qu Xiaoyun had no choice but to borrow a Dou coin from Qin Xiaoxian, but after the price was driven up, he was still short of a Dou coin, and then he borrowed a Dou coin from other senior brothers. We borrow, no one to help.

In the end, Qu Xiaoyun really lost his mind, and lay down on the ground with a bang.

"What's the matter, Xiaoyun?"

Everyone was dumbfounded and gathered around one after another.

The crew also panicked, thinking that they were suffering from a sudden illness.

"I'm fine!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, telling the surrounding people to go back.

After Guo Degang sat back, he fanned his fan: "Good guy, here comes a Pingci!"

Yu Qian asked puzzledly: "What are you doing?"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Let me tell you a story."

Speaking of this, he changed the tone of his storytelling: "I think that the urban construction of Jincheng was along the river, so there is a saying called Jiuhe Xiashao Tianjin Wei, three pontoon bridges and two passes. Many places in Jincheng have to pass River, but it is impossible for every place to have a bridge, there will be a special ferryman who can take people to the other side of the river with a penny."

"Once, an old man was in charge of ferrying and rowing. He pulled the people on the boat to the other side of the river. After rowing, everyone paid the money. You got a penny and I got a penny. Everyone got off the boat in an orderly manner. There was only one who stood still and didn't get off the boat and didn't give money."

"The old man said, you have already crossed the river, bring the money! The master immediately lay on the boat. The old man wondered, what's the matter with you, why are you still lying on me when you reach the ground? Here it is."

"It's a pleasure, sir, let me tell you the truth, I have no money, not even a penny. The old man asked, if you have no money, you have no money. What do you mean by lying to me?"

"The lord said, I just want to tell you that a penny can overwhelm a hero! The uncle rowing the boat finished listening to the music, and with a bang, he also lay down."

"I don't understand, sir, why did you lie down too? The old man is happy, I'm so unreasonable! The people on the bank are all happy, sir, get up quickly, we will give him this penny. Grandpa laughed It doesn't matter a penny, it's just a matter of talking and having fun."

"Just like this, there is a little joke that has been passed down, saying that a penny can overwhelm a hero."

After Qu Xiaoyun finished telling the story, he looked up at Guo Degang: "Master Guo, I'm a hero who can hold back a coin!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room discussed:
"Good guy, as expected of a stand-up talker, there is something!!!"

"I have increased my knowledge, so the source of this allusion is here!!!"

"Scared me, I thought he was sick, he is very clever!!!"

(The part of the group auction is too boring and chaotic. I suddenly remembered the story that Mr. Guo told alone. I think it is quite appropriate to use it here, and it is also in line with the ability of the protagonist.)
"Sure, Xiao Yun!"

The brothers gave thumbs up and praised.

Yu Qian smiled and nodded after listening, and said to Guo Degang beside him: "This dancer is very clever, and the story is not bad. He has been lying on the ground for a long time. Give him a coin."

Guo Degang pointed at Qu Xiaoyun on the ground with his fan, and said angrily, "You have met a good man today, that is to say, Uncle Yu is kind. If you don't play a scoundrel like me, I will have to slap you with a big mouth!"

After finishing speaking, he ordered Xiaoyue: "I have to give Uncle Yu face, and sell it to him for one dou less!"

"Thank you Master Guo, Uncle Yu!"

Qu Xiaoyun stood up with a smile to thank, and took the lipstick.

Guo Degang suddenly became serious: "The auction is over, and those who don't get the items will be eliminated. Let us congratulate Zhang Helun, Shaobing, and Yang Jiulang!"

The brothers applauded the three people who hung their heads.

Under the leadership of the staff, the three went to the backyard.

When I first arrived in the backyard, there were four large water tanks that were very conspicuous.

The staff beside him smiled and pointed to the water tank, and explained: "This is the water tank of our Guo Mansion, it is full all year round, because the person responsible for fetching water has asked for leave, so the tank is empty, you guys Whoever fills the tank first will have a chance to be resurrected!"

Zhang Helun scratched his head and looked at Shaobing and Yang Jiulang: "We are three monks with no water to drink..."

Yang Jiulang looked at the burning biscuits, smiled and asked, "Bake brother, are you ready to carry water for fitness? If you don't exercise enough, you can help my brother pick a few buckets."

Shaobing stared at her small eyes, and waved her hand: "Come on, pick it yourself, you can't make it if you are tired and stupid!" After speaking, he picked up two buckets and set off, full of energy, and sang in his mouth.

"Shaolin, Shaolin, how many heroes have come to admire you..."

……

(The phone call is too watery, skip it.)
Meanwhile, in the hall.

Xiao Yueyue waved to the rest of the people: "Go, take your presents and follow me, and find the eldest lady!"

"Are you going to confess?"

Everyone stood up excitedly, picked up the presents and followed behind him.

Passing through the yard after another, Xiao Yueyue stopped in front of the embroidery building and told everyone to stop.

Xiao Yueyue took a porcelain doll's headgear from the staff and explained to everyone:

"Everyone, don't poke around, you can't see the young miss here! The rules of the game are very simple, you will put on this headgear, go to the middle of the yard, and show your gifts to the young lady of the Guo Mansion. And tell me why you gave this gift to Missy, and Missy will respond based on your gift and description!"

After listening to the explanation, everyone nodded in understanding.

"So next, who will come first?"

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(End of this chapter)