Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 93

The three fell silent, waiting to hear a joke.

Qin Xiaoxian cleared his throat, smiled and said, "One time my brother Yue..."

Xiao Yueyue stared at her small eyes, and stopped her: "Why do you both use me as an example! Can you change someone else, don't be a sheep!"

Qin Xiao explained with a casual smile: "Isn't that a sense of substitution, Cheng, let me change someone, can I change to Uncle Qian?"

Xiao Yueyue was happy: "Okay, this is good!"

Qin Xiaoxian went on to talk: "Yu Qian once went to Mengcheng to buy horses and met a few friends. We went to drink together. There is a rule in Mengcheng drinking, which is to introduce friends at the table before drinking, and wait until the drink is over. Now, if you can tell their names, you will recognize these friends, and these people will drink a glass of wine. If you can’t tell the name you just mentioned, say one less person’s name, and drink a glass of wine as a punishment.”

"Do as the Romans do, and Yu Qian is also a good drinker, so he agreed. Seeing that he agreed, I started to introduce him, starting with Sultan Gelacang Baladanzamu next to you, and then Uljidlegretu Leng, and the next step is..."

"Good guy, Yu Qian walked in standing up, and was carried out, so he didn't remember a single name!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help laughing at Uncle Qian's appearance, lying on the stone table until they covered their stomachs.

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Yu Qian coiled the string, sneezed one after another, looked left and right, lowered his head and muttered: "It must be some grandson who spoke ill of me again..."

Seeing them laughing happily, Qin Xiao was very happy, but when he turned to look at Song Tie, she didn't smile.

Xiao Yueyue asked while laughing: "Old Tie, your joke is too weird, it's so funny that you don't laugh!"

"Hahaha!"

Before Song Tie could answer, a rough laugh was heard, and then the veil was lifted, and Yinuoda's figure walked in.

"Why is Teacher Sun here?"

Except for Song Tie, everyone was stunned.

I saw Sun Yue wearing a bright red wedding gown embroidered with peacock patterns, wiping her red lips, and charming eyeliner, and came in with a smile, staring straight at Qin Xiaoxian.

Qin Xiaoxian vaguely felt bad, and unconsciously took a step back.

"elder sister!"

Song Tie put down his round fan, walked up to him with a smile, took Sun Yue's arm, and explained to everyone, "This is my sister Guo Tiechui!"

"what?"

The three of them were all startled, especially Qin Xiaoxian, who started to tremble all over.

Xiao Yueyue asked in a daze: "Old Tie, Tie Tie! Aren't you Guo Tiechui? How did you change Sun Yue?"

Song Tie shook his head and smiled, "It's your preconceived idea that I'm a hammer. I never said I'm a hammer! I'm just here to help test it!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded in agreement: "Don't say it, it seems to be the case!" After speaking, he hugged Qin Xiaoxian with a smirk.

"Fatty Sun, as a partner, I can only help you so far!"

"Hey, Brother Yue, what are you doing!"

Qin Xiaoxian struggled desperately, but his physique couldn't get rid of it at all.

"Brother, save me!"

When Qu Xiaoyun heard the call for help, he just wanted to go there when he was shot by Sun Yue. He was quite interesting. In the third phase of Yujiaban's battle against Guojiaban, he had seen that Sun Yue's front row tank was so powerful that it didn't wear armor. Without a bow, he turned back decisively and walked towards Song Tie: "Sister, come, let me help you look at your palmistry!"

Sun Yue wiped the puff from the corners of her mouth, opened her thick arms, and ran over: "Baby, I just heard you said that you want to take me away, come on, give me a hug!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly felt that the gazebo under his feet trembled.

Qin Xiaoxian's whole body was like a sieve, his expression gradually froze, and he couldn't even speak frightened words.

After feeling a tightness in his body, he seemed to have been sucked out of his soul, with his eyes closed tightly, tears of stubbornness flowed down, and his toes tensed up.

"Trojan horse, Trojan horse~~"

Except for Song Tie who was laughing, Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun closed their eyes, unable to bear to watch anymore.

Qu Xiaoyun secretly rejoiced that he almost enjoyed this miserable treatment.

A barrage popped up in the live broadcast room:

"Poor old Qin, our Bai Yueguang loves you!!!"

"Hahaha, this section in the pavilion is so funny, the food is about to spit out!!!"

"The rest of the brothers should be very grateful!!!"

Xiao Yueyue picked up the sponsor's drink and handed it to Song Tie and Qu Xiaoyun, all three of them faced the camera.

"Let's congratulate Qin Xiaoxian for embracing the beauty, let's have a toast!"

"it is good!"

Song Tie and Qu Xiaoyun responded, and the three of them clinked glasses and drank together.

After the advertisement was placed, the farce came to an end. Several people took a boat back to the shore of the lake. Of course, Sun Yue was the second batch, and he needed to charter a boat.

……

"master!"

"Uncle!"

In front of Qingyuan Hall.

Everyone except Sun Yue gathered together.

"Girl! It's been a hard day today. Go back and urge your brother to tell Da Linzi to bring a girlfriend back sooner!"

"it is good!"

Guo Degang ignored his apprentices, and first chatted with Song Tie.

The brothers surrounded Qin Xiaoxian and asked curiously: "What's wrong with you? Why are you listless? Who gnawed on your face? Why do you still have lipstick marks?"

Qin Xiaoxian couldn't help being wronged, Xiao Yueyue smiled and helped explain.

After hearing this, everyone laughed up and down and expressed sympathy.

Guo Degang looked at the apprentices standing in a row, waiting to be grouped, and turned to Song Tie: "We have a performance tomorrow, girl, can you help me group them?"

Song Tie nodded: "Yes, but I'm not very good at dividing..."

Guo Degang explained with a smile: "It doesn't matter, except me, Teacher Yu, and Xiaoyue, you can arrange the rest of the group as you like, and you can divide them up however you want!"

"it is good!"

Song Tie responded, pointing to Zhang Helun, Yang Jiulang, and Xiao Zhui'er: "Let's make a group of three!"

"can!"

Song Tie pointed at Qu Xiaoyun and Luan Dangdang again: "The pair in gray clothes!"

"it is good!"

Song Tie finally pointed at Shaobing, Meng Hetang, and Zhou Jiuliang: "The three of them are in a group!"

"Row!"

Song Tie smiled and said to Guo Degang after finishing the division: "Let's form a group alone. Since he won, let him have the exclusive opportunity to enjoy the stage!"

"what?"

Qin Xiaoxian was dumbfounded. He was poor in basic skills, and he would die if he spoke up alone, but Song Tie didn't understand this.

"it is good!"

The brothers laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang is very satisfied with the grouping: "It's very good. There are two group crosstalks in one episode. It is really lively. There are five episodes. This is the first time that there are two group crosstalks, and it is also the first time that there is a stand-alone crosstalk. You have to prepare carefully. Yes, especially Qin Xiaoxian, speaking alone is a great challenge for him, we look forward to a good performance from you all!"

"Okay, thank you Master!"

Yu Qian greeted with a smile: "Okay, I'm hungry after playing all day, the recording is over here, let's go eat, think about the jokes at night, I hope you all have a good performance tomorrow!"

The biscuits clutched their stomachs, and couldn't wait a long time ago: "That's great, I've done a lot of work today, I'm going to die of starvation..."

Guo Degang patted Zhang Helun's shoulder with a smile: "Today is Zhang Helun's making dumplings, everyone eat more, there is not enough for him to continue making dumplings!"

Zhang Helun was about to cry: "Master Guo, please forgive me!"

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(End of this chapter)