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Chapter 94 Cooperating with Team Luan for the First Time

The night before the performance, Qu Xiaoyun met a different team Luan.

Although he is very strict on weekdays, he is very patient when it comes to jokes, picking out a lot of deficiencies for himself, and what he said is easy to understand, and there are some things that are difficult to understand. People suddenly realized that this night can be said to be very fruitful.

As the partner of Teacher Gao Feng, Luan Ruanyu joined the club early. Among the popular actors in the Deyun Club, he is one of the best. Typhoon is known for his stability. Qu Xiaoyun was nervous and nervous when he cooperated with him for the first time. excited.

The next day.

Two in the afternoon.

Today's performance venue is the mustard garden in the Qinhuai Scenic Area of ​​the Confucius Temple, which is the former residence of the famous dramatist Li Yu.

And today's audience is very special. They are all young ladies wearing beautiful Hanfu and retro headgear, and each of them wears different styles. Hanfu can be viewed for free.

It was Xiao Yueyue who made the opening announcement.

Amidst the cheers and applause from the female audience, Qin Xiaoxian was introduced for the first time on stage today. The title of his show is too long.

In view of Lao Qin's strength, Guo Degang arranged him for the opening, otherwise he was afraid that he would not be able to catch any of them in the future and would be left alone.

Last night, Guo Degang specially gave him a separate lesson, and also helped to design a joke, focusing on teaching the rhythm of the stand-up, otherwise the 10-minute joke would be broken after 5 minutes.

As the person in charge of the beauty of the Deyun Club, he was warmly welcomed by the female audience at the beginning of the show.

Qin Xiaoxian performed really well today. It was the first time he spoke stand-alone on stage. Although there were some mistakes, it was a qualified opening overall. Backstage Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also very satisfied with his performance.

The second group took the stage, a group crosstalk "Who is a Good Man", performed by Zhang Helun, Yang Jiulang, and Xiao Zhui'er.

The three people have rich stage experience, and they can be regarded as relatively experienced in Deyun Club. The performance was very successful throughout the whole show, and they could hardly find fault.

The bottom two are Meng He Tang, Shaobing, and Zhou Jiuliang. Not to mention this group, Xiaomeng, a young man from Deyun, is very popular among female audiences. vertex.

Backstage.

Luan Dangdang, who was waiting to play, was in a calm state of mind. Qu Xiaoyun was a little nervous when he saw that the atmosphere in the second place was very good. After all, there was still a lot of pressure to save the bottom line.

A few minutes later, the group crosstalk finished.

The three people stepped off the stage amid warm applause, and Xiao Yueyue came on stage to announce the curtain.

Xiao Yueyue smiled and introduced: "Just now everyone listened to a wonderful cross talk. This joke is indeed the first time it has been performed, and it was created temporarily. You can't see the shadow of traditional cross talk, and you can't hear the feeling of traditional cross talk."

"The next work is just the opposite of the previous work. It is an old joke. Let us see what kind of sparks will be created when the two of them cooperate for the first time, and how to express the old joke with a new feeling. Please enjoy Crosstalk "Family Portrait", performed by Qu Xiaoyun and Luan Dangdang."

"it is good!!!"

After saying the names of the two, there was warm applause and applause from the audience. The audience was looking forward to the performance of this new group.

Amid the applause of the audience, Luan Dangdang and Qu Xiaoyun appeared one after the other.

After bowing to the audience, the two returned to their respective positions.

After tidying up the microphone, Qu Xiaoyun looked at the female audience and joked, "It's so stressful. Look at the clothes, the audience has traveled through time. Is this the land of daughters?"

"Yes!"

"Come down and play!"

The female audience fanned their fans and replied with a smile.

Luan Dangdang looked at the audience in surprise and said, "Good guy, why do you feel like they are all female hooligans?"

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and looked around: "I don't think the aura is quite right today."

"how?"

"I think there is a lot of yin in the theater."

Luan was overjoyed: "They're all female audiences, so they're not so sulky!"

The female audience chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun introduced himself: "My name is Qu Xiaoyun, and I'm a little-known actor from the Deyun Club. The person next to me is amazing, and everyone is familiar with him. He is the vice president of our Deyun Club, Luan Dangdang!"

Luan Dangdang said hello, "Hi everyone!"

"Our last group was special."

"how?"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the audience standing up in the back row and said: "Because the audience is tired of listening, get up and move around, go to the toilet."

"It's normal."

"The brothers also said that the mouth was dry, so when we went on stage, it was time for the audience to go to the bathroom and the brothers to drink water."

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience was amused again.

Luan Dangdang stopped: "Don't talk about it together!"

Qu Xiaoyun said it very modestly: "As a newcomer to Deyun Club, I can't compare to the seniors in the backstage if I take the basic lesson of cross talk 'Take off your shoes and sing' as an example."

Although he spoke very quickly, Luan Dangdang still heard something wrong: "Hey, can you sing like a joke when you take off your shoes? You really don't have the basic skills of cross talk, that's called talking and singing."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and apologized: "I'm sorry, I lost my tongue. Just now I saw the brothers singing on the stage, and my heart was itchy, so I couldn't help but make a mistake."

Luan twitched her lips: "This co-author usually sings without wearing shoes, so if you want to sing, you can sing. I'll give you a chance to sing."

Qu Xiaoyun showed embarrassment: "My singing is not suitable for broadcasting on the show..."

Luan Dangdang asked curiously: "What are you going to sing? It's not suitable for the show?"

"Can you sing "Called Five Watches"?"

"Sing one!!!"

The audience was very curious, and as soon as the words fell, the audience booed in unison.

Seeing the enthusiasm of the audience, Luan Dangdang pointed to the camera and echoed, "Okay, the cameras are turned off, let him sing a song for everyone!"

Seeing that he was able to sing, the audience's attention became very concentrated.

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat, and sang: "You Zhang Xiucai jumped over the pink wall in the first watch. Yingying just said, the little slave's family was originally that chaste daughter, jump over, jump over!" Come here, you jumped here for nothing!"

"During the second watch, you, Zhang Xiucai, held Yingying in your arms, but Yingying just said, the little slave's family was originally that chaste daughter, you are in your arms, in your arms, you are in your arms for nothing. .”

"In the middle of the night, Zhang Xiucai, you took off your gown, and Yingying said, the little slave's family is originally that chaste daughter, take it off, take it off, you took it off for nothing."

Luan Dangdang curled his lips: "Good guy! This is really not suitable on stage."

Qu Xiaoyun didn't pay attention to it, instead he sang more and more happily, and even gestured with his hands: "You Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off your pants..."

At the end of the song, an emphasis was deliberately added, and the more the song went down, the audience laughed so hard.

"Okay, I'm done singing "Calling the Fifth Watch" for everyone!"

Luan Dao waved his hand to stop him, and then made five gestures with his hand: "Wait a minute, you haven't finished singing yet, you haven't sung at the fifth watch, you're only singing at the fourth watch!"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat: "Five watch...then go eat breakfast!"

"Hahaha!!!"

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(End of this chapter)