Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 95

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said modestly: "The ability is average, but the level is limited. Compared with my brothers, there is still a big gap in my singing."

Luan Dangdang gave a thumbs up: "Not to mention anything else, the humility is worthy of praise."

Qu Xiaoyun patted his arm and praised: "Among the brothers in Deyun Club, the person I admire the most is Brother Luan."

"Why?"

"Brother Luan has a high degree of education first, and secondly, as the head steward of the Deyun Club, he manages the club so well, which fully shows that he is very capable in all aspects."

Luan Dangdang was praised and smiled: "Hey, my ability is average, you are flattering me."

"Brother Luan's success is inseparable from a good education, and Brother Luan's father is very good."

"Like father, like son."

"My relationship with the old man is very good."

"You still know my dad?"

Qu Xiaoyun smirked and stretched out his hand to gesture: "I know, the old man is about the same height as me, and his body shape is also similar to mine, and his hairstyle is exactly the same."

Luan gave him a grin: "Just say it directly, you are my father, isn't it over? Why are you so reserved?"

The audience in the audience were all amused when they saw him being so straightforward.

The brothers in the background also talked about it.

"Good guy, a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, so I'm going to take Brother Luan as a burden!"

"I'm not afraid to tell Brother Luan to stop his commercial performance in a hurry!"

"He hasn't acted in commercial yet, haha!"

……

Qu Xiaoyun was acting obedient just after taking advantage, snorted, and said angrily: "You really go for the advantage!"

Luan Dangdang couldn't believe his ears, and raised his voice: "I said you are my father, is this called taking advantage?"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience was amused again, and the atmosphere was well set off.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't argue, and went on to say: "My brother Luan's family is rich, and there are several villas in the capital. How rich is he?"

"At what point?"

"I disliked the taste of tea made from tap water, so I dug a well and used the well water to make tea, and I was very particular about how much rice was boiled."

"My dear fellow, that's really particular."

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands together and pretended to drink tea, imitating it vividly.

"When the well water comes up, make tea and drink it. You will be full of praise. This tea is really delicious, sweet and very colorful."

"The well water is of good quality."

Qu Xiaoyun frowned suddenly: "I drank it for a week, and one day, the relevant departments came to look for me."

Seeing that his expression was wrong, Luan Dangdang couldn't help asking curiously: "What's wrong?"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "Grandpa, stop drinking, the septic tank is leaking!"

Luan slapped the table angrily: "Good guy, we drank septic tank water together for a week, no wonder Chayan, it's all muddy!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The sudden reversal made the audience laugh.

Sitting in the front row of the theater, Xiao Yueyue accompanied Song Tie. Seeing her blushing smile, she couldn't help asking: "Old Tie, I remember that you were interviewed before and said that you had never heard cross talk. This is your first time. Listen to it once?"

Song Tie nodded with a smile, keeping his eyes on the stage: "Yes, the cross talk is so funny, it's very stress-relieving. When will Da Linzi go to the theater again and say that I will join in, I haven't heard him say that yet!"

"There will be a chance, can he come to support his own show!"

Seeing that she was very involved, Xiao Yueyue didn't talk much.

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Although rich, my brother Luan's family is very low-key, and the cars they usually drive are very ordinary."

Luan ran flattered and said, "It's better to keep a low profile, what kind of car are you driving?"

"The best car is a Mercedes, and the cheaper one is a Santana."

"Oh, compared to the brothers and sisters, it is much lower-key."

ps: From the Internet, Dalinzi McLaren 720s, Xiaozhuer Mercedes-Benz s Maybach, Xiaomeng 300w Martin, Qin Xiaoxian Ferrari, Maserati, Martin...

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Both of them can drive. They go out to play and go to the same place. They have to drive two cars. His father thinks he drives fast, and he also thinks his father drives fast. People can’t drive to one place.”

Luan Dangdang's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "Good guy, co-authoring is faster than one."

The audience was amused by this strange description.

"My Brother Luan is filial, he drives Daben for his father, and he drives Santana, and the neighbors in the community are all boasting."

"How fresh."

A smirk appeared on the corner of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth: "The neighbors boasted, how nice these two are, and they are running again, Mercedes is at the front, and Santana is behind..."

Luan ran out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, are you going to the funeral?"

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a serious explanation: "Benz, Santana, referred to as Bensang."

Luan shook his head: "There is no such abbreviation, how unlucky!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "How auspicious, being able to go to the funeral means that your grandfather is still alive!"

"My grandparents are really not very demanding."

The audience was amused again.

"The old man is a very cute old man. Now that he is old, he was also a passionate person when he was young. He was so passionate that he loved one when he saw one. Then there would be a girl whose father fell in love with him, but people thought he was fiddly. If you are full of blood, you will become a monk when you are angry."

"What a temper."

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "As a result, his father fell in love with six female benefactors who offered incense."

"Oh, what a flower."

"My elder brother Luan is as fickle as his father."

"I didn't, so don't talk nonsense."

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his voice and said to the audience: "Quietly, let me tell you. My brother Luan is now married and honest. He used to spend a lot of money, and when he saw a beautiful girl while shopping in the street, he immediately fell under her feet."

Luan Dangdang grabbed him and said, "Okay, don't bother, I can listen, why are you lying under his feet?"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Girl, your boyfriend has lost."

"I've never heard of it, how can there be such a conversation!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience laughed and clapped their hands.

Qu Xiaoyun turned to look at Luan Dangdang, and praised: "My Brother Luan is a winner in life, not only has a successful career, but also a beautiful wife."

"not bad."

Qu Xiaoyun patted himself on the chest, expressing confidence: "I dare say that the best thing for you in this world is me and your wife."

Luan Dangdang asked angrily, "What's the matter with you?"

Qu Xiaoyun gestured for a phone call: "My brother Luan went out for a commercial performance and didn't come back for half a month. His wife and I called him several times a day to ask him when will you come back!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Let's be precise, accurate to the point, and whether to fly, train or drive, don't come back in the middle of the night and say that I will give you a surprise, that would be terrible!"

Luan Dangdang clenched his fists: "What do you mean?"

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands upwards, and explained: "It's not interesting, I know when you will come back, we can tidy up and make delicious food for you to come home!"

"Then you said cooking is over!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience was overjoyed, anticipating what to say next.

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