Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 96
Although Qu Xiaoyun doesn't talk cross talk much, but he has had a few temporary partners.

He found that the audience reacted exceptionally well to using Team Luan to find a bag today, even better than using Xiao Yueyue to find a bag. He thought to himself, part of the reason may be that the jokes are good, and part of the reason may be that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers , There is a contrast in making fun of your immediate boss.

Qu Xiaoyun also struck while the iron was hot, and continued: "My brother Luan has a characteristic, that is, he doesn't usually drink alcohol, but after the performance, he must have a drink."

"Deyun's class rules, you are not allowed to bring alcohol on stage. The performance is exhausting, so drink something to relax after you get home." Speaking of this, a smile appeared on the corner of Luan's mouth.

Backstage.

After hearing this, the actors of Deyun Club laughed.

Qi Shushu focused his gaze on Yu Qian.

Yu Qian looked at it, and vaguely felt that the atmosphere in the room was not right: "Why are you all looking at me?"

The brothers and sisters laughed: "It's okay, it's okay!"

Guo Degang turned his head and pouted meaningfully at his disciples.

"Hahaha!"

……

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and put on a cowardly look: "One time when my Brother Luan came back from a performance, he asked me for a drink. I drank at 05:30 and drank until midnight. I can't drink very much, but Vice President Deyun asked me to drink. How dare I not go! I can stop a performance with just one word, how dare I offend you!"

Luan Dangdang folded his hands behind his back, and the corners of his mouth turned up: "You still know a lot."

Qu Xiaoyun sighed and pretended to look at his phone: "Brother Luan was so happy that day, he couldn't stop drinking, and didn't go home until very late. My sister-in-law was in a hurry, so she sent me a WeChat message and sent me a three Take a picture."

Hearing this, the audience chuckled.

After Luan Dangdang listened, he was surprised and changed several tunes: "Wait a minute, I will look for you in the middle of the night, and send you a photo at three o'clock?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "It's just a photo. It's three o'clock on the clock. It's too shameful to ask me if I haven't come back at three o'clock in the morning!"

Luan Dangdang breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, so it's the three o'clock."

"I showed the photo to Brother Luan, and Brother Luan was in a hurry. I don't usually drink it, but you urged me after I drank it. It's really shameful. I'll go home and find her to fight! As a result, I If you don't pull it, you will go home."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the quarrel between the couple: "Brother Luan was in a hurry with his wife when he entered the door—what are you doing, can I have some wine? His wife told him to keep his voice down—it was midnight, and the neighbors in the neighborhood were very angry. What do you do when you hear it, don’t you think it’s embarrassing?”

"I'm not allowed to drink enough, and I don't even care about talking. Brother Luan is really in a hurry—is this shameful? Let me show you what shame is. Do you believe me or not when I go out naked on the street?"

"Hey! What kind of energy is this!"

The audience listened very carefully at this time, and they were all looking forward to the next content.

Qu Xiaoyun danced and danced: "My brother Luan got drunk, so he went downstairs naked, and ran to the road at the gate of the community to start dancing."

"Crazy, aren't you!"

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest: "As a buddy, bro, why don't I come? Go to the place and see that under the shadow of the black light, there is a person twisting there alone! I feel ashamed for him, so I hurried over and grabbed him , and pulled him under the streetlight."

The audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

Luan shook his hand angrily: "Are you afraid that people won't be able to see clearly?"

Seeing him angry, Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help laughing: "No, it's warm under the lamp."

"How hot can that be!"

"I can't ignore Brother Luan, no, I have to go up and talk to my sister-in-law."

"This is a good buddy."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation of knocking on the door: "When I got to the door, I knocked on the door. My sister-in-law is still angry, and she is still cursing in the house——Wonderful, stabbed, no one in the eight hundred miles, you are a wolf. , but when he opened the door and saw it was me, he smiled and pulled me in."

The audience laughed at his chuckle.

Luan Dangdang said angrily: "Will you be angry after watching it together?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "I'm a guest, how can I be angry with guests?"

"That's true."

"As soon as I entered the door, I told my sister-in-law about the matter, and my sister-in-law looked in disbelief—he really went, what is it like?"

Qu Xiaoyun gestured for undressing movements: "I'll teach you how to do it, and I also come naked, what my brother Luan is outside, I am inside the house!"

"Goose goose goose~~"

With these burdens down, the female audience burst into laughter and fanned their fans one after another.

"Hey, you're really not too cold."

"The temperature in the room is okay."

Qu Xiaoyun put on a very tired look, and narrated the situation at that time: "I have to intercede for my brother Luan, so I just intercede, non-stop intercourse, this one-night stand, it exhausted me .”

"Hahaha!!!"

The female audience couldn't help but cover their smiling faces with round fans in embarrassment. After all, ladies are particular about smiling without showing their teeth.

Luan Dangdang looked at his complacent look, and said with disdain: "I guess it won't work out later."

Qu Xiaoyun gestured to the movements of putting on clothes: "My love, I kept talking about it until twelve o'clock at noon the next day before my sister-in-law forgave him."

Luan ran away: "I'm wearing pants now, and I just spent the whole night at my house."

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't argue, and continued to say: "When I went downstairs to find Brother Luan, I found him lying on the flower pond by the door and sleeping."

"I'm also big-hearted."

"And my Brother Luan is surrounded by forty or fifty old ladies!"

"Visit this is."

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time: "I squeezed into the crowd to wake Brother Luan up, but I couldn't get out because of the tight surroundings. I said grandmas don't watch, let us go out. Old ladies don't do it." Ah, discuss it with us—can you wait later, Grandma Wang is on an IV drip and will be back soon!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Co-authoring me is so popular."

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and boasted: "That is, you are the idol of middle-aged and elderly women!"

Luan Dangdang was quite content: "Okay, the young fans are all divided by the brothers, and I have a bit of middle-aged and elderly fans... Anyway, it is better than not having any."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued, "When I get him home, my brother Luan's nose will be full of snot."

"Purely frozen."

"I was also freezing in the room yesterday. My sister-in-law boiled a bowl of traditional Chinese medicine for brother Luan and boiled a bowl of ginger syrup for me. When the medicine was ready, my sister-in-law handed the medicine to his mouth—come, Dalang gets up and drinks the medicine gone."

The audience was amused again.

"My brother Luan is still angry, struggling to refuse - I won't drink, I'll wait for my brother Wu Song to come back. Right now I'm out with Wang Po..."

Luan Dangdang stretched out his hand to block the way, and asked angrily, "Good guy, you've crossed the stage. Water Margin is already on, why are you everywhere!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "I'm waiting for my bowl of ginger syrup!"

"Oh~~~"

The atmosphere in the theater was great at this time.

Backstage, Guo Degang closed his fan, clapped it in his hand, and praised with satisfaction:

"This is a good savings!"

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(End of this chapter)