Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 97
Qu Xiaoyun gestured with his hands, imitating the situation at that time: "When my sister-in-law handed over the ginger syrup, I didn't catch it. There was a bang, and the bowl fell into powder." laughed:
"My sister-in-law comforted me with a smile—it's okay, I'll pay you another bowl (to stay with you for a night)!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The female audience was amused by his cheap swishing appearance, and laughed at the loudest volume of the scene.

Luan Dangdang's face sank like water, and he asked with a half-hearted smile, "Why do you pay me a bowl?"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't blush, but said seriously: "Ginger syrup, what do you think?"

Luan snorted, "I thought it was porridge..."

Qu Xiaoyun continued to criticize and persuade: "You are too dirty-minded, you all have children, so you can't just think about it!"

Luan Dangdang scratched his head: "Blame me?"

Team Luan, who is normally unsmiling, uttered such down-to-earth Internet buzzwords, which brought another ray of joy to the performance.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled, and continued, "My Brother Luan's child is very cute..."

Luan Dangdang, who was often taken advantage of by Teacher Gao Feng, had already seen through everything, and interrupted with a wave of his hand:
"Wait a minute, first take my father as a burden, and then take my wife. Are you trying to say that the child is not mine and should be surnamed Qu?"

The audience saw that the burden had been dismantled by the fans in advance, and they were very curious about how the teasers should deal with it next.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed helplessly: "Hey, Brother Luan, who is indeed experienced on stage, was actually seen through by you."

Luan Dangdang pursed his lips, put his hands behind his back, and said in a frantic tone, "I've been talking about cross talk for so many years, and I can guess what you're going to say next when you say the last sentence!"

"Unfortunately, you only guessed half right!"

"Which half?"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "I actually want to say that the child's surname is Gao!"

Luan Dangdang smiled and pushed: "I'll fuck you!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience applauded and applauded, and Song Tie was also happy to call for the two of them in the audience.

Amid warm applause, Qu Xiaoyun and Luan Dangdang bowed to the audience and left the stage.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also brushed up the barrage:

"I didn't expect that the two of them cooperated so well for the first time!!!"

"Student Xiaoqu's mouth-to-mouth counterparts are getting better and better!!!"

"I don't know what their ranking will be like today, I hope they can have a good result!!!"

……

When I went upstairs to find my master, the two chatted.

Luan Dangdang patted him on the shoulder, boasting: "Xiaoyun, you performed well today, much better than when you played against each other last night!"

Hearing Dui Luan's praise, Qu Xiaoyun felt as if he had been wiped with honey, and was very happy, because he was a commonplace to criticize people, and complimenting people was like celebrating the New Year, which was almost unheard of.

"Brother Luan, the main reason is that you praised me well, and my performance has followed suit."

What Qu Xiaoyun said was from the bottom of his heart, the old saying is good, three points for teasing and seven points for praise, an excellent actor who makes fun of me can really add color to a funny actor and add points to a joke.

Before partnering with Qin Xiaoxian and Xiao Yueyue, the two of them came from a funny background, so it must be a bit worse to be a temporary fan. Today, I feel very comfortable with a professional partner like Team Luan, and the jokes are easy to talk about.

Luan was overjoyed: "We are bragging about each other's business, okay, let's keep working hard!"

"okay!"

At this time, Guo Degang, Yu Qian and his party were coming down from upstairs, and they had a head-to-head encounter.

"The score is finished, go back to the stage to announce the result!"

After Guo Degang finished speaking, he waved his hands, motioning for the two to follow.

At this moment, Xiao Yueyue was holding the microphone, chatting enthusiastically with the audience on the stage, like talking about a talk show, and the audience laughed non-stop.

Seeing the master coming, Xiao Yueyue respectfully invited the master and the uncle to the stage, handed over the microphone to the master and the uncle, and then lined up with the brothers and stood behind them.

Seeing them coming, the audience warmly welcomed them with applause.

After the applause was slightly smaller.

Guo Degang smiled and asked: "Just now everyone was listening to cross talk together, do you like their program?"

"like!!!"

There were unanimous responses from the audience.

"I can't save you!"

Guo De just joked: "Mr. Yu and I were watching in the upstairs room just now, and finally fell asleep. If someone called us, we could sleep for at least two hours!"

"Hahaha!!!"

While the audience laughed, they admired Guo Degang's ability to control the field, and any joke was a burden.

Looking at Yu Qian's cheerful look beside him, Guo Degang couldn't help asking him: "Which part did Teacher Yu like the most in the few scenes just now?"

Before Qian Qian could answer, the female audience in the audience couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted the names of idols one after another:
"Little braid!"

"Meng He Candy!"

"Qu Xiaoyun!"

"Qin Xiaoxian!"

Not to be outdone, they yelled to call for their idols.

Yu Qian covered his ears and smiled wrinkled all over his face: "I like them all!"

Guo Degang glanced at him: "Oh, Mr. Yu is really a good man, no one can offend him, he slept so soundly just now, and everyone likes it!"

Yu Qian responded with a smile: "As I get older, I feel less sleepy, how can I not love hypnotic jokes!"

The audience in the audience was amused by them again.

Guo De just accepted it when he saw it: "Okay, after being happy, let's get down to business. The audience in the audience are post-80s, post-90s and post-00s. Each age group is divided into colors. You can take a look at their chairs. On the back, there is a program group logo in a color related to you."

The audience found out when they came, and now they know that this color represents the camp.

Guo Degang turned his head and said, "Teacher Yu, you can choose a color audience to score!"

"All right!"

Yu Qian looked at the audience with a smile: "What color should I choose?"

"red!"

"green!"

The voices of these two colors are the highest in the audience.

Yu Qian smiled and nodded: "I think the number of people calling green is the most!"

"what……"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience of the red square team became a little unhappy.

When they complained helplessly, Yu Qian smiled and changed the subject: "Then let's choose red!"

The changes were so fast that the audience was caught off guard.

"Applause!!!"

The red team laughed and applauded, and the green team booed.

Guo Degang pointed to the door: "Girls in red, please stand up, enter from this side, and vote for your favorite actor!"

When the girls came to vote, Guo Degang continued: "Since Qin Xiaoxian won today's game session, he will get ten extra votes. Come on, choose ten girls to come up and vote for you!"

"Choose me, choose me!"

The female audience stood up one after another.

Looking at the enthusiastic audience, Qin Xiaoxian was very embarrassed, hesitated for a while and said: "Just now the green team was cheated by Uncle Qian, so I will choose ten from the green team! Just the sisters in the front row Bar."

The selected female audience happily went on stage.

After they voted, Guo Degang simply thanked them, opened the backstage scoreboard, and began to announce today's ranking.

……

(End of this chapter)