Saitama teacher in Marvel

Chapter 194
Tony looked at the three pets in front of him, well, let’s consider them strange pet animals, the cat looks the most normal, then the dog with six eyes, and the last one turned out to be the legendary Teletubbies! ! !Although this Teletubbies is a bit too wretched.

"What are you looking at, let me tell you, if you are looking at me like this, be careful that I am not polite to you, even if you just bought this high-end dog food." Hei Jing felt uncomfortable being looked at by Tony, and endured Can't stop talking to Tony.

"Um, you look like a Teletubbies, although you are a bit ugly, but can you tell me, why do you eat dog food? Or, before you became a Teletubbies, you were a dog?" With a poisonous tongue that does not show weakness.

"Asshole, you bastard, if it wasn't for Saitama not letting me do it casually, I would definitely beat you into a pig's head."

"Hehe, beat me into a pig's head? Who do you think I am? I'm the famous Iron Man."

"That is to say, if you remove that layer of iron, you are actually a worthless waste."

"I made the steel suit by myself, and even without the steel suit, I still have a very powerful ability—money ability. With just this power ability, I can get everything I want, Just like this dog food."

"Tch, what kind of money ability is just two money, I will tell you, I'm not bragging, before, but I don't know how many rich people, or big rich guys died because of my injury.

"I think that's what you're blowing."

"Hey, I'm short tempered."

"Also, don't you think it's a very funny thing that you, as such an ugly Teletubbies, eat dog food?" Tony circled around and turned around to dog food again.

"You—that's because you don't understand. In fact, the taste of dog food is very good. It is very delicious and nutritious. Its ingredients contain various nutrients, except for the energy it has. In addition, calcium, iron, zinc, selenium and vitamins can be said to have everything. As a human being who has never even eaten dog food, you still come to laugh at me? I really don't know why." Hei Jing crossed his arms and taunted Tony.

"Ha ha." Tony chuckled.

"Hey, what do you mean?"

"It's really a despicable aggressive method. Just to let me eat a bite of dog food like you? Forget it, after all, I'm not like you. Instead of doing a good Teletubbies, I will be a pet dog instead."

"Ahh! You bastard, let me tell you, that is, Mr. Heijing, I have a better temper, otherwise I will definitely swallow you in one gulp." The black sperm yelled.

"Okay, Little Pepper, I should go back. After all, those bastards haven't been caught yet, so I'm always worried." Little Pepper ignored the barking black spirit, and said to Little Pepper.

"Well, go ahead Tony, don't worry about me. I'm safe here." Little Pepper hugged Tony and said seriously.

"Well, goodbye." Tony turned around and was about to leave, but when he turned around and walked to the door, his footsteps paused, and he turned around: "Anyway, thank you, if it weren't for you, Pepper would be in danger ,thanks."

After finishing speaking, Tony didn't give the others a chance to react, and just pushed open the door and left.

Generally speaking, it is quite difficult for Tony to say thank you, that is, because they saved Pepper, so Tony's thank you is willing.

……

Afterwards, Miao Miao and their three pets guarded her, so there were no accidents at that time. Of course, some people did try to catch Little Pepper again, but they were still repelled by Miao Miao and the three of them.

And Tony also concentrated on dealing with the Extremis Virus Enhancer this time because Pepper was no longer in danger.With the entire Stark Industries as a backup, it was easier for Tony to deal with it than in the movie. He not only found the Mandarin who claimed to be a Mandarin, but was actually a street actor in Hollywood, and finally defeated Dr. Killian, this time the matter is considered a satisfactory solution.

……

Back, after a colorful light, Saitama returned to the earth.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he directly rejected the Asgardian Queen Hela's love proposal, even though Saitama himself didn't think there was anything, he just wanted to, and didn't want to, so he just saved trouble.But after that, Asgard's attitude towards Saitama became a little subtle.So after that, Saitama was sent back directly.Even, it is almost the same as being driven back.

But Saitama didn't feel anything at that time, after all, he ate and drank in Asgard.There is nothing new and interesting anymore, and even the so-called warriors in Asgard are still things that can be solved with one punch, so there is really nothing to attract Saitama there.

Moreover, after Saitama returned to Earth, he suddenly remembered that he still had three pets at home.But think about it, he had entrusted Tony to take care of them when he left, so there should be no problems with the life of the three of them, well, it should be like this, definitely not because they never ate those in Asgard So much so as to forget all three of them, definitely not.

When he got home, Saitama saw that the three pets were gone, so he took out his phone and said, "Tony."

"Saitama? You're back? That's great. How about Thor's side? Has it been dealt with?" Tony's voice was a little more relaxed.

"Well, it's dealt with, and Thor has been on Earth for a few days."

"What? Thor has returned to the earth? And how many days has he been back? After this guy came to the earth, he didn't even notify me. It's really too much. I already regard him as a friend, but He didn't even tell us all about it when he came back from Asgard." Tony seemed a little annoyed.

"Well, he came back with his girlfriend, the one named Jane."

"Okay, I get it, the guy who is obsessed with sex, has a girlfriend and left us friends who fought side by side behind."

"Now, how are my three pets? They haven't made any trouble, have they?"

"No, actually those three pets of yours helped me a lot. Well, I want to ask, how did you get those three pets? They seem to be very powerful." Tony was curious .

"Oh, they're weirdos."

"wack?"

"Well, it seems to be a dragon-level weirdo. Others say they are very powerful." Saitama said casually. Others said they were very powerful, but to Saitama, they are not even much different from ordinary pets.

"Okay, I don't quite understand. But, can you keep a pet for Pepper? She has been raising your three pets recently, especially she likes the cat named Meow, and she often hugs it , and even sleep with it at night. So Pepper has a very good relationship with it." Tony wanted to keep a pet as Pepper's bodyguard, after all, the attacks of Extremis Virus Enhancers are all meowing them Solved by three pets.

"Meow? Oh, you said that cat, but it is a male. Although it is a weird person, it is not much different from normal people in some aspects. You really want to let Meow and Pepper sleep together Is it?" Saitama stretched out his hand and grabbed the slime that jumped on his head and posed in the palm of his hand again.

"Huh? You, what do you mean?" Tony suddenly had a bad feeling.

"It doesn't mean much, I just said, Meow Meow, it can become the size of a human. If it doesn't look like a cat, it is normal to say that it is a person."

"...Meow, is it a male cat?"

"Yes." Saitama nodded.

"Ahem, Saitama, I think you should take your three pets back now. After all, they are your pets, and the relationship between you must be very good. They will be very happy during your absence. Miss you," Tony faintly felt that he seemed to need an extra hat of an environmentally friendly color, so he wanted to ask Saitama to take the pet back immediately.

"Oh. OK. But if you want to keep them for a while, that's fine."

"No, no, no, we don't want to. Well, I'll send someone to deliver them to you right now. Yes, it's settled like this." Tony hung up the phone and made quick arrangements.

Not long after contacting Tony, a car stopped directly in front of Saitama's house, a fat guy got out of the car, and at the same time, three strange pets got out of the car beside him.

"Happy. Long time no see." Saitama greeted this person.

Happy also showed a smile after seeing Saitama: "Mr. Saitama, it's been a long time. Well, these are your pets, and Tony asked me to send them here. They are very, well, very cute, yes , they are cute. It’s just a pity that I won’t be allowed to touch them.”

"Oh, it might be that they recognize their newborns. Would you like to come in and sit down?" Saitama said, suddenly a mass of red things jumped up and jumped onto Saitama's head again.

Happy couldn't help but stare, looking at the red thing on Saitama's forehead in surprise.

"Mr. Saitama, what, what is this?" Happy was a little nervous, and even covered his waist subconsciously, because there was a gun at his waist.

"Oh, it." Saitama reached out again and grabbed the slime that was changing shape on his head: "It's my newly adopted pet slime."

"Slime? Mr. Saitama, you said, you said it is a slime?" Happy's eyes widened, looking at the little thing struggling in Saitama's hand with surprise.

"Well, yes."

"There are slimes in this world? Yes, can I take a look? I, I'm curious."

"Okay." Saitama stretched out his hand, let the slime stand in the palm of his hand, and stretched it out in front of Happy.

Happy looked surprised, then stretched his head over to observe the little red thing from a very close distance.

When Happy was observing the slime, the slime seemed to have noticed that Happy was looking at it, so it immediately began to change its appearance. It was just a small red ball, but it stretched its body and turned into a It has the shape of a head and limbs like a human, and finally, it even turned into the appearance of Happy, but compared to Happy, the slime is much smaller, just like a villain. At the same time, its The color is also red.

"Wow, that's amazing, is this me? Is this me? It's unbelievable. It's amazing." Happy couldn't help but stick out a finger to poke the slime .

After seeing Happy's fingers, Slime immediately made a boxing posture and threw his fist quickly, trying to threaten Happy not to get close to him.But it looks really cute like this, without any threat at all.

So Happy smiled, and didn't retract his fingers at all, but continued to approach.

puff!
One hand directly crushed the red little Harpy into a ball of mud.

"Oh——" Happy screamed subconsciously. The villain who looked like himself was crushed into a ball of mud. It looked so cruel that he even had the illusion that he was crushed. .

"Although the slime is small, its strength is not small. Although it is not very big, if your finger is hit by it, it will break your bones." Saitama reminded.This is why Saitama's hand suddenly grabbed.

"Um, yes, is it?" Happy smiled a little unnaturally.

"That's right. Although it's a pet, its strength is not small." Saitama nodded. Although he hadn't tried what kind of slime's strength, Saitama felt that nothing should be better than a dragon-level monster. Just bad.

In the end, Happy left, a bit reluctant, although Saitama's three pets looked quite special, especially after Happy knew that Saitama's three pets had defeated or even killed the Extremis Enhancer , he subconsciously has an extra respect for these three pets, which is respect for the strong.So I can't have other emotions, but slime is different. Slime is cute, and even turned into his appearance, which makes Happy love slime more.

It's just a pity that the slime belongs to Saitama, so although Happy is very reluctant, that's the only way to go.

……

After Thor returned to Earth, although he did not go to Tony and the members of the Avengers, he took the initiative to find Saitama after knowing that Saitama had returned to Earth.

"Saitama, welcome back to Earth." Thor wore a pair of jeans and a black vest, looking no different from Earthlings.

"Well, what you said will make me feel that you are from Earth and I am an alien illusion, which is very strange." Saitama couldn't help but said.

"Hahaha, because I am indeed a person from the earth now. According to what you said, I have now become the son-in-law of the earth." With that, Thor looked at the little bird snuggling up to him in a gentle and sweet way. Jane in arms.

"Son-in-law of the Earth."

"That's right. By the way, Saitama, after I left Asgard, what happened to Asgard? Is my mother okay? And my sister Hela, she has become the new leader of Asgard. King." This is why Thor took the initiative to find Saitama, and he still cares a little bit about Asgard, especially when the king of Asgard changes positions.Of course, Thor felt that his father Odin was a very powerful person, so he didn't mention Odin when greeting him.

"Well, your queen mother is fine. As for Hela, she is indeed the queen of Asgard, and the people below have already recognized her."

"That's good, that's good. To be honest, I feel a bit strange about a sister like Hela suddenly appearing, but I'm very happy, really, because this way I don't have to be the god king of Asgard, and I don't have to keep going. Sitting in Asgard, I won't even be able to get true love." With that, Thor looked at Jane again.

Jane also gave Thor a sweet smile back.

This pair of dogs and men.

"By the way, there is one more thing I am more concerned about." Thor looked a little more serious.

"what's up?"

"It's about my younger brother, Loki. Did Loki find him? What will Hela do with him after he is found?" Thor showed some concern.

In fact, when the dark elves invaded Asgard, they were divided into two groups. On the one hand, they invaded directly from the outside, and on the other hand, they started from Asgard's prison and released the prisoners in Asgard's prison directly. .It was at that time that Loki left the prison, and then seemed to disappear without a trace, at least when Thor left the earth, Asgard could not find Loki.

"Loki? Didn't find it." Saitama shook his head. When he left Asgard, he still couldn't find Loki. According to Hella's speculation, Loki should have left Asgard.

"Didn't find it? Probably, he has already left Asgard. Loki is a very cunning guy. Forget it, leave him alone. Although many things he does are a bit too much, in fact he is also A very smart guy, even if he leaves Asgard, he should be able to live a good life. Well, it should be like this." Thor sighed, but he was still a little worried about Loki.

After stopping talking about Loki, Thor's mood became high again, and he even offered to call other members of the Avengers and invite them to come here for a drink.

It's just that compared to idle people like Thor and Saitama, people like Natasha, Hawkeye or Captain America are very busy at work. They go to various parts of the world to perform tasks or save the world every day, but there is no Too much time, or they don't have enough time together.So, in the end, besides Saitama and Thor, only Iron Man Tony Stark and Hulk Bruce Banner were invited to drink.

(End of this chapter)