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Chapter 195 Tony: Pepper, I almost did something sorry for you

"Saitama, I offer you a toast. To be honest, I miss you very much. Well, it's not that kind of miss. It's just because when you are around, the guy in me will become very quiet, really. Only When I'm by your side, I will feel completely relaxed, because that guy will become very honest, even if I'm drunk, or my heart beats faster, I don't need to worry about transforming. So, if If possible, can I move in and live with you?" Banner drank a lot of wine, and a blush appeared on his honest and honest face.

"No." Saitama directly refused.

"Oh? No way, Saitama, you are so heartless."

"It will be very uncomfortable to have one more person. But you can live next door to me." Saitama shook his head and said this method, as if in the world of One Punch Man, Genos lived directly in his Be a neighbor next door.

"Well, this is also a way, but I don't have the money to afford a house here." Banner sighed, money, Banner has never been a rich person, especially when he became green. After the giants, they ran around and had no time or opportunity to make money.

"It's just a house, Banner, I bought it for you." Tony patted his chest very richly.

"Oh, that's great, thank you so much Tony, but don't worry, I will pay you back when I earn money later." Banner expressed his gratitude.

"Give it back to me? Hehehe, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I may not have other things, but money is no different from a pile of blank paper to me. I can have as much as I want."

"...a big dog."

……

Because of the Extremis virus incident before, Tony was under a lot of pressure. This time he came to Saitama to drink, as if he was going to vent, he got drunk, and Thor, himself a muscle, drank Time is even more exciting to pour yourself.In addition, Bruce Banner became more relaxed because he came to Saitama.So the three of them really had a good drink, and in the end they all drank and fell down.

Thor also has his girlfriend Jane to take care of, so after he was drunk, he was driven away by Jane. As for the two men, Tony and Banner, they were thrown directly into the bed in the guest room by Saitama, and then the two hugged each other and fell asleep. It is also very sweet.

The next day, two screams came from Saitama's guest room.Saitama heard the sound, opened the door and walked in, and then saw two naked men, one with a pillow under him, and the other hugging the quilt, covering himself Wrapped tightly.

"Asshole, what did you do to me last night?" Tony glared at Banner.

"Um, I don't know. I'm drunk."

"..."

Saitama stood at the door watching the scene, even Meow.I thought it was quite interesting. Of course, the two of them just slept and did nothing else. Otherwise, Saitama would definitely hear something.

Putting on their clothes, Tony and Banner still felt awkward with each other, and even looked at each other, which felt weird.Originally, they were just two friends who had a fairly good relationship, but now, the two of them feel like a pair of real gay friends.

"Is there anything to eat? I feel a little hungry." Tony was not polite, as if he regarded this place as his own home, opened the refrigerator, took out a carton of milk, poured a glass, and poured down half a glass Milk, then frowned and looked at the milk in his hand: "Saitama, I said that although you are not as rich as I am, you should have saved a lot of money in the bank. Why can't you buy better milk?"

"Ah? I think this milk is good." Saitama looked at Tony blankly, wondering if it's all milk. Is there a big difference in it?

"Well, you're just a nouveau riche, and you can't taste the good or bad of many things. But forget it, let's drink some." As he said, Tony frowned and drank the rest of the milk: " Well buddy, I'm leaving. Well, Banner, I'll pay for last night's overnight stay." Probably because he knew that what shouldn't have happened didn't happen, so Tony took this incident and started teasing Banner .

"Shut up, Tony!" Banner rolled his eyes angrily.

"Hehe, don't worry, the key to the house next door will be delivered to you soon." Tony smiled. He didn't forget what he said when he was drinking yesterday that he would give it to Banner's house.

"Thank you. I will try my best to return the money to you as soon as possible."

"Whatever, I don't care about the little money anyway. Let's go, goodbye, Saitama."

"Oh, bye, Tony!"

Saitama sat on the sofa, said goodbye to Tony casually, and turned on the TV at the same time.

And just as the TV was turned on, a piece of news reported on the TV made Tony couldn't help but stop.

"Wait, what did the news say?" Tony turned back, staring straight at the TV.

"...Last night, the criminal Mandalin, who was captured by Iron Man, escaped from prison. And he arrogantly left a video, which is this one. On the other side of the screen, the old man Mandarin appeared on the TV, showing Meaningful smile: Iron Man, the game is just the beginning! Then, the screen disappears. Turning to the camera of the host: It seems that the criminal Mandarin is not willing to be caught, he even chose to take revenge iron Man……"

Looking at the news, Tony frowned, almost to the point of killing mosquitoes.

"Tony, how about this Mandarin? Will it be dangerous?" Banner was a little worried.

"Don't worry, Banner, this Mandarin is actually just a third-rate actor in Hollywood, and even his face is just the result of plastic surgery. He is just a coward without any strength." Tony shook his head, He pretended to be relaxed and said.

"Really? That's fine."

"That's right, that's it, well, I should go too. This time it's true, Banner, maybe you can stay here in Saitama for a whole morning, because at most in the afternoon, the real estate certificate and keys next door will be delivered. "Tony chuckled, as if he had completely forgotten what he just saw on the news.

"Thank you Tony, but is that mandarin really all right?"

"He's just an actor, and he's still a bad actor, so there's no problem at all." Tony didn't even look back, just waved his hand, and he had already left here.

Because Tony himself said that the so-called mandarin was nothing at all, although Banner was a little worried, he didn't care about it afterwards.Banner was even more curious about the three, no, four pets in Saitama's house.

"Saitama, well, you know, I was a scientist before, so I think your pets are very special—"

"Meow-"

Miaomiao, who had been nestling on the sofa, raised her head at this time and called out to Banner. Although it was a meow, Banner heard a threat from inside.

"Um, sorry, I just, I just think you guys are weird, I don't mean anything else." Banner raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

……

In the afternoon, Hapigo left the car and came to Saitama, and sent Banner a house certificate and a key, and then Banner became Saitama's neighbor.

For this result, Banner really feels very good, because as long as he is near Saitama, the big guy in him will become special, just like the drunk last night, even if he and Tony Something seemed to have happened between them, but it didn't affect his mood too much.Because he really hasn't indulged like this for too long, it can be said that only last night, the tight string in his heart was relaxed.

Now Bruce Banner, there is actually one thing he wants to do the most, and that is to make a phone call, call his ex-girlfriend.

He feels that as long as he is next to Saitama's house, he can live a normal life, so he wants to start a family with his former girlfriend.

He doesn't have to worry about anything now, even when he's having sex with his girlfriend, he doesn't have to worry about that big guy popping out and giving him a green hat, well, it doesn't matter if it's hat or not , I was afraid that the big green guy would jump out and crush his girlfriend to death during sex.

Now that all the problems are solved, Banner doesn't need to worry about those problems at all.

"This is Ross Beatty, who are you?"

"Hi, Betty. Yes, it's me."

;"Huh? Wait, you, you are—"

"That's right, it's me, Betty, and I'm Bruce."

"..."

……

The next day, when Saitama opened the door and looked at Banner and the woman beside him standing in front of him, for some reason, he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. In fact, if these two people in front of him, no matter who they were, appeared alone In front of Saitama, Saitama will not have any emotional changes, but the two of them appear together, and the two of them seem very close.

There was Tony and Pepper, then Thor and Jane, and now there's Banner and Betty.It's really super frustrating.

In fact, it's also very strange. Seeing other people's one-on-one pairing, I feel quite uncomfortable, but Hela obviously wants to become a pair with Saitama, but Saitama has no such idea at all, and even faintly resists it. this kind of thing.Therefore, human beings are actually very contradictory in many cases.I don't want it, but I feel unhappy when I see others have it.

"You are Mr. Saitama, right? Thank you so much. I have heard Bruce mention you before, but I have never had a chance. This time, Bruce and I express our sincere thanks to you." Betty, the one who was snuggling beside Banner The woman said with a grateful face.

"Oh." Saitama replied dully.

"..." Suddenly the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"Well, Mr. Saitama is still single. I know a lot of female friends, all of whom are excellent. Do you need me to introduce you?"

"Not at all."

"Uh, okay. Actually, although you are a yellow man, you are also very handsome, especially this bald head. I believe there will be many women who really like you."

"..." The corner of Saitama's mouth twitched fiercely: "Hehe."

"..."

After finally seeing off Banner and his girlfriend, Saitama collapsed on the sofa, feeling more tired than fighting dragon-level or even god-level monsters.Obviously, when it was only Banner, I didn't feel this way at all.

Seeing the slime bouncing around and trying to jump onto his head, Saitama grabbed it in his hand.

"Hey, slime. Tell me, do you have to have a girlfriend? Obviously women are troublesome and annoying." Saitama looked at the slime in his hand and spoke directly to it.

Although the slime is transformed from the Reality Gem, it can't actually speak, but although it didn't speak, it seemed to give Saitama an answer, and it slowly changed its shape in the palm of Saitama's hand , Finally, a red masturbation cup appeared in Saitama's hand.

Snapped!
Throw the masturbation cup directly on the ground: "Slime, what do you mean, you bastard!"

……

Saitama decided to be his hero again, wearing a yellow tights, red gloves and a white cape: "Hey, I'm going out." Saitama said to the pet at home.

It's just that as soon as Saitama's voice fell, with a whoosh, a touch of red jumped directly onto Saitama's head, and then directly covered Saitama's head.

"You bastard, come down for me. Don't always appear on my head, you bastard!"

Saitama reached out and wanted to grab it, but the slime changed quickly, covering Saitama's head perfectly, and then a thick red hair appeared on Saitama's head, the length of the hair was about Between ten and twenty centimeters.

"Oh?" Saitama pulled the red hair a little surprised: "Forget it, since you want to go out with me, then let's go together. At the same time, I will let you know what I usually do."

After speaking, Saitama went out.Only Miao Miao, who was nestled on the sofa in the living room, had a look of disdain in her eyes.

I don't know the reason, but this time Saitama didn't want to run like a gentle man like usual, but walked slowly on the streets of New York at the speed of a normal person.Did you look at the reflections on the glass on the windows on both sides of the street or something.

Of course, when encountering a crime, Saitama will still stop what should be stopped, anyway, it is just a matter of punching.

Slowly returning home, Saitama saw Banner and his girlfriend at the door again, but the two of them were holding a plate with some food in it: "Saitama, this is the pizza we made, try it and see if it's good eat."

"Oh, thank you." Saitama expressed his gratitude when he saw the food.

"You're welcome, but Saitama, you, your wig looks very, very beautiful." Betty began to compete with Saitama's hair again.

"..." Saitama's expression became dull again: "Hehe."

(End of this chapter)