Chapter 22

The grotto at night was extremely quiet, and several big men were stuck in place like wooden stakes.He Mu used Chunyu Lin as a backrest and stretched a long way. She felt sleepy after eating, and inevitably yawned again.

Chun Yulin gently pressed her shoulders with his slender and clean fingers, brushed her delicate earlobes with his lips, and smiled all over the city: "Your Majesty... don't you wonder what they want to do?"

Sitting on the big man's back, the big clam still felt uncomfortable, and turned into a ball of clam in Chunyu Lin's arms, exuding the smell of a garlic clam: "What are you doing?"

"Nothing!" Chun Yulin answered quickly and simply!
This mussel doesn't sleep well and keeps drooling.Chunyu Lin really didn't want to be with her in this way, so he had to take out his silk to cover the crack between her two shells.After touching for about two minutes, the mussel was already drooling from sleep, but suddenly said again: "Rong Chenzi is here, let's go."

Chunyu Lin responded, and put her gently on a man's back, and was about to go out, when she suddenly turned into a human body, raised her white hand, and a dark blue water rippled around, Chunyu Lin's eyes darkened, and in a blink of an eye there was Already more than ten miles away!
Water escape!

Water escape is a water spell that can travel thousands of miles in water, but its power is greatly reduced on land.The caster generally needs to artificially create a water area in order to walk through it unimpeded.But if you can casually escape in the water system for more than ten miles on land, you can't find many in the East China Sea.

Chun Yulin walked forward lightly, and he knew it in his heart - no wonder the Dragon King of the East China Sea would rather make her a sea emperor, out of sight and out of mind.

He didn't know much about the origin of this mussel. He was originally a golden carp in Jialing River, but one day misfortune fell from the sky, and he was caught by a fisherman and caught in a fishing boat.Fortunately, the mussel was also in the net. At that time, it was also drooling in sleep. After waking up, it also cossed the fisherman and goldfish, and asked the fisherman to go back and ask his wife if she wanted a strong wooden basin.

As a result, as soon as she spoke, the fisherman screamed and jumped into the river and ran away. =_=

This guy was so bored, he felt that he couldn't be caught in the net for nothing, so he put this golden carp, which looked very aura, into the clam shell, and swam away towards the sea.

Although she always insisted that she wanted to bring a souvenir from the inland river, Chun Yulin always believed that this foodie was just bringing a piece of dry food for preparation - the reason was that one day, he discovered that this guy was studying red-braised carp...

There's no reason to talk to a foodie. He planned for a rainy day, didn't eat or drink for a long time, kept dieting to lose weight, and was so hungry that he was skinny.Finally, one night, this guy touched his real body with a disappointed face—it was full of fish scales, and there was nothing to eat...

So I named him - Pure Fish Scale...

Later, Donghai recruited her to be the Emperor of the Sea and asked for a roster of officials. This guy also knew that it would be embarrassing to be a high priest with this name, so with a stroke of a pen, he changed it to the homonym Chunyu Lin.

Chunyu Lin walked slowly into the sea, the big river clam turned back into a human form, and the six men seemed to come back to their senses suddenly, looking at the pure and beautiful beauty like a small white flower on the stone slab, a vague fear suddenly arose in the hearts of the five big and three rough men .

"Boss, this bitch is a bit evil." Several people began to whisper, they couldn't remember what happened just now, like a dream with no content.But what happened to the steaming pot, minced garlic, shredded green peppers, and cake crumbs everywhere in the grotto? !
The leading boss seemed to think about it for a while: "Damn it, how can a bitch go so evil! Come on, brothers!"

He Mu is also a little curious - what are these people doing to kidnap Lao Tzu...

Several big men approached cautiously, but after all, they were dazed. The leading man reached out and touched the mussel's cheek, and seeing that there was no abnormality, he immediately strengthened his courage and stuck out the tip of his black tongue. Lick her moist earlobe.

The clam immediately turned its eyes upright—Chou Chunyu Lin, and said that they didn't want to eat me! !The tongue is so long!See if I go back without pulling out your fish scales! !

She rolled to avoid it, and the six men immediately surrounded him wherever they were willing to let go.When Rong Chenzi entered the grotto with Zhihe, he saw this scene.Qing Su, who was following behind him, could feel his anger from a long distance away, he took his fly whisk, beat up several big men until they cried for their father and mother, and kept begging the Taoist master to spare his life.

The big river clam jumped into his arms like a butterfly: "Rong Chenzi, why did you come here! They want to eat me!" She pointed to the iron pan, minced garlic, and shredded green peppers in it with convincing evidence, "Look, look, they Even the seasoning is ready!" She then pointed at the big guy in the lead, "He still wants to bite my ear!"

"..." The nephrite jade in his arms is warm and fragrant, and there is a lingering garlic smell between the icy muscles and jade bones. Rong Chenzi's anger disappeared with his fatigue. He looked at the angry face. The river clam, suddenly a popcorn hit her on the head.

Not everyone knows what to eat like you! Hey! ! !

Out of the grotto, the sky is full of stars.

Rong Chenzi ordered Qing Su and Qing Ling to take the six big men to the government office, hoping to find other abducted women.He was walking on the dirt road in the suburbs with the mussel in his arms. The cool night breeze blew her silky black hair, and the air wafted the aroma of golden osmanthus and the smell of garlic from the mussel.

Rong Chenzi sighed, he was really tired after searching for her for a long time with the Crane Tracking Technique.It's just that now that the person is hugging her in her arms, the heart that has been hanging seems to have fallen to the ground.

"Old Taoist..." He Mu put his arms around his neck, his voice soft and crisp.Rong Chenzi responded in a low voice: "Huh?"

The clam really didn't realize it: "What's the smell on you, it smells so bad!!"

Rong Chenzi sighed, put her down suddenly, took the whisk from his back, pointed to a piece of land under the circle of land, more than ten feet in diameter, and muttered something in his mouth.But in an instant, the circle of light flickered slightly, and turned into a pool of green water!
Rong Chenzi turned the mussel into a real body and put it into the water, squeezed a handful of soil, and chanted the mantra again, crushed the soil and scrubbed her clam shell, after a while the odor from the mussel was completely gone, and the A refreshing mint flavor.

This river clam seldom sees authentic Taoism, and its eyes are filled with joy: "Oh, old Taoist priest, you are so good!!" She leaned in front of Rong Chenzi and rubbed his shell to show his favor, "Old Taoist Taoist priest, can you draw some sea cucumbers with green onions..."

Rong Chenzi couldn't help but laugh, and there was nothing he could do about her: "Let's go, I'll take you to eat."

This place is already some distance away from Lingxia Town, but every family has their own way of traveling. River mussels are good at escaping water, but Taoists have all kinds of methods, such as controlling swords, stepping on clouds, controlling beasts, and so on. convenient.

But to disturb the secular world, and for the fun of the river mussels, Rong Chenzi folded a horse with a paper talisman. Once the horse was folded, he chanted a mantra softly, and the paper-like white horse raised its hooves and neighed softly. It turned into the mount of a divine steed.He Mu was overjoyed: "Aww, old Taoist, can you break a donkey?"

Rong Chenzi ignored her, and pulled her onto the horse, the horse flew like flying, and arrived at the inn in the small town in a short while.A little girl came out to solicit customers, and when she saw a monk wearing a hairpin and a robe leading a beautiful woman, she inevitably took a few extra glances.Rong Chenzi looked slightly embarrassed, but he didn't let go, and led He Mu directly into the private room.

The clam ate a lot before, but now it's not very hungry, and it can still think about the donkey: "Aww, old Taoist, why don't you pick a donkey..."

Rong Chenzi couldn't understand her obsession with donkeys, until the end, the guy finally revealed his true feelings: "Uh... I heard that there is a dish called donkey meat fire..."

Rong Chenzi felt very sad...

He dipped his finger in the water and drew a talisman on the yellow paper: "Fold it yourself."

The mussels felt so fresh that even the dozen or so pastries that Xiaoer brought in couldn't fully attract her attention.She took the Taoist talisman and looked left and right through the light of the candlestick, and finally happily broke the donkey.

After a long time, a paper donkey was freshly out of the oven. Rong Chenzi blew lightly, and the paper donkey really turned into a thing with sharp ears, a mouse mouth, abalone teeth, a big belly, and a long tail. Rong Chenzi looked around After reading it again, there was a long silence: "This...is a donkey?"

Dahe mussel was triumphant: "How is it? Like it? I saw it on the Jialing River, wow ha ha ha! Take it to the kitchen to make donkey meat on fire, ow ow ow..."

She ran downstairs slowly, and Rong Chenzi stroked his forehead with his hands: "You have a really good memory...don't get poisoned..."

Sure enough, after a while, Xiao Er screamed downstairs: "Hey! Where did the monster come from..."

(End of this chapter)

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