Black-haired Knight King of Chaldea

Chapter 934 VOL. Strange Talk About Weight Loss
Like all people who lose weight, everyone started thinking about the magic weight loss method of "don't work hard, don't be too tired, don't take time, don't bother, but it's very effective".

Looking at all the weight loss methods on the market, only eating diet pills and dreaming are more suitable for this effect.However, we all know the saying [the drug is three-point poison], taking diet pills is undoubtedly harmful to the body... To sum up, it is better to be down-to-earth and dream.

However, Fujimaru Tachika couldn't accept this kind of self-sacrificing happiness-but think about it carefully, a person who doesn't control his diet is already very self-sacrificing, right?

Knocking on the door of Paracelsus' room, it was Yagi who came. This gentle and gentle young man showed a rare look of distress.

"Sorry. Yagi, I made the original solution of the thing you entrusted before, but I don't know where to put it. I'm preparing to try to mix it again."

Li Xiang was curious and asked, "What did you decide?"

"In a nutshell, it is the [Secret Medicine of Love] from the Rune Factory, a magical drink that can deepen the bond of a heroic spirit by drinking it once!"

Yagi Xuesai said it proudly, and Fujimaru Tatsuka applauded. Suddenly, the conversation changed, and Tatsuka asked, "Then who do you want to drink for?"

"Heh heh heh...of course, all the beauties in Chaldea, my harem ending will be achieved on that day!"

Yagi Xuesai shrugged while laughing, looking like a villain.

"...Senior, I am really disappointed. I am very sad to say such things in front of a girl who might become your wife in the future. Ah, I am so sad."

"Let's talk about it after you agree! And it doesn't matter! The decline in favorability can be solved by letting you drink drinks! This is the rune factory!"

"Quickly apologize to the production team!"

The two sang together and talked about the couple's comic dialogue, which made Paracelsus even more inexplicable.

"That, so Master and Yagi-kun, what are you doing here?"

"Ah! I forgot about the business! Excuse me, is there a medicine that can make people lose weight quickly?! The kind that has no side effects? Yes! There must be!"

Fujimaru Tachika's eyes were piercing, and Paracelsus looked helpless.

"Sorry, Master, in our era, there was no concept of losing weight. Magicians didn't care about body shape. Moreover, most magicians were busy with research all day long, and their bodies were not in good shape. No one was particularly fat."

"You mean no? Then don't say that other magicians are very thin!"

Fujimaru Tachika had tears in her eyes, and the last thing she could hear now was the irony that other people were very thin.

But to be honest, Fujimaru Tachika is not fat.From a male point of view, that is a completely acceptable weight, but it is different for women.There are times when women are extra critical of their bodies.

"However, according to my knowledge, fat should be soluble. If it is prepared with a suitable reagent, it should be able to dissolve subcutaneous fat, and then convert it into other substances, and take it out from the body. It should be able to quickly Lose weight."

"Oh oh oh! That's great, I knew you'd be fine, Papa Dou!"

"Dad?"

Paracelsus looked around for a week, and finally determined that this title might be for himself.

Of course, I also said before that the Holy Grail will not instill games and animations into followers as common sense. Of course, he cannot know that there is another animation about alchemy in this world. The protagonist is nicknamed Douding by fans, and his father is called Von Hohenheim, also nicknamed Bean Dad.This character was created based on Paracelsus.

"However, Lixiang, you should think about it, that thing is just like liposuction."

Yagi suddenly poured a basin of cold water, raised her arm, and pinched a piece of flesh through the sleeve.

"When it's taken away, your body will be missing a piece, yes, it's hard and uneven, it's ugly."

"...Yeah, shouldn't it be?"

Fujimaru Tachika asked tentatively, but Paracelsus nodded and agreed with Yagi's statement: "That is inevitable. Because it is a method of forcibly stripping off the original filling. There must be A sense of incongruity."

"Then I don't want it, thank you."

As soon as he heard that it was harmful, Fujimaru Tatsuka refused at that time.

The two walked in the corridor, Fujimaru Tateka smiled wryly: "It seems that the simplest way to lose weight is to take medicine."

"Well, then use a more practical method, which is the so-called exercise to lose weight!"

Before Yagi Yusai finished speaking, Fujimaru Tateka walked over to Da Vinci's workshop on his own.

"? Wait, where are you going?"

"I'm going to see if Da Vinci's place has diet pills."

"Hey, you haven't given up yet!"

"Da Vinci is an all-round genius! There will be no problem! She is very reliable!"

Fujimaru Tatsuka nodded vigorously.

Of course, there was nothing like it in Da Vinci's workshop.

the reason...

"Because I was busy with work when I was alive, I basically didn't grow any flesh. Now I am the embodiment of beauty, how could I need that kind of thing."

Da Vinci said the fatal blow to Tachika Fujimaru with a hearty face. At this time, the girl was "burned out" like a famous scene in a classic boxing comic.

"However, you actually worry about your weight, Xiao Lixiang, you are really cute! In fact, as long as you reduce your daily dessert intake, won't you lose it naturally?"

"No, it's the only one that won't work!"

Fujimaru Tatsuka flatly refused.

"Weimiya, Boudica, Yuzao Cat, Ding Xiaowan, everyone in front of Yuzao has cooked for me, how can I turn a blind eye, I must eat them all, this is the respect to the chefs!!!"

"I think you are just hungry, right?"

Da Vinci smiled, but, as an almighty genius, she had expected this kind of thing a long time ago.

So... Full of interest, she took out a big box from the closet beside her.

If the pattern on the outside of the corrugated box is what the internal parts put together, then this should be an indoor bicycle.It's the kind of thing that is fixed on the floor and won't move forward even if you pedal hard, so you can exercise easily in the city.

"This is!!! Just have this!"

Fujimaru Tachika obviously knew this thing too.

"Hmm, as long as you have this, you can consume all the fat you eat! There is also a music mode here, and you can also put your mobile phone here, so you can exercise while listening to music and watching shows!"

"Oh oh oh oh! As expected of Da Vinci! A genius!"

"If you buy it now, it will also come with Da Vinci's secret essential oil, which can effectively help you tighten your skin, and won't cause loose skin due to weight loss!"

"Great! Long live Da Vinci!!!"

"Thank you for coming, Shenghui has 2000 million quantum fragments (QP), 44 phoenix feathers, 53 seamless gears, 72 forbidden pages, 45 black animal fat, elf roots and wisdom scarabs are as familiar as everyone, so I don't count Yours."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

In this way, the girl's dream of losing weight easily was shattered.

(End of this chapter)