Black-haired Knight King of Chaldea
Chapter 935 VOL. Strange Talk About Weight Loss
Chapter 935 VOL. Strange Talk About Weight Loss
Fujimaru Tatsuka left Da Vinci's workshop angrily, feeling terribly angry, if he had so many materials, wouldn't it be good to use them to make the Servant's spirit base come back again!Why do you have to use it in this kind of place! !
However, just as she stepped out of Da Vinci's workshop, she heard majestic American-style music playing around her, and a guy in a blue tights with a lion's head on his head came out from the corner.
Thomas Edison.
A Servant I just met in America.
"Master!!! I heard it!!! Your distressed voice!!!"
Yes, with your loud voice, everyone can hear it!
Yagi Xuesai complained in his heart.
"So! Edison's great invention is used here, the DC body fat burning machine! Just stand on it, and you will burn fat easily! The American people eat junk food every day! Weight gain is rapid! This invention of yours can easily It solves the fact that American people are generally obese! This is an invention that can change the world! If it weren’t for the fact that the world is now destroyed, I really want to apply for a patent immediately!”
"Very good, great talk, but no money. The widow is poor. No money."
Fujimaru Tatsuka instinctively sensed Edison's purpose and spread his hands.
"What are you talking about! Master! How can I ask for your money! It's better to say, I wait for the servants, what do you want money for! As long as the master tells me about the experience of using this machine, and writes down evidence, as long as I can Just prove that I am the first person to invent the DC body fat-burning weight loss machine! At that time, when the world recovers, I will apply for a patent right! It will definitely come in handy!"
Fujimaru Tatsuka smiled awkwardly, then thought about it, is the patent a patent?It's none of my business?Anyway, I just want to lose weight.
"Okay, then I'll try..."
Before Fujimaru Tachika could finish speaking, he heard a hearty hahaha laugh from the other end of the corridor.
"I just said, why is there such a noise, it turns out that the stupid lion head is making a stupid sound! It's really too stupid!"
"Nikola Tesla!"
In the whole of Chaldea, Tesla is the only person who would go to Thomas Edison so blatantly.
"The most stupid thing about you is the use of direct current! So stupid! Master! That mediocre invention is not worth mentioning! Please look at my Nikola Tesla's cross-century invention! AC automatic fat-burning slimming clothes ! As long as you put it on, every part of your body will be vibrated by the slimming clothes, and you can lose weight just by wearing it!"
"Are you kidding! Isn't that simply copying my super direct current body fat burning machine!"
"You are the one! It's because you saw my super-super-communication automatic fat-burning slimming suit that you made that broken machine!"
"My weight-loss machine, as long as I stand on it, I can lose weight! I can also lose weight while listening to music and watching TV! Both entertainment and health!"
"My weight-loss clothes, as long as I put them on, I will lose weight! Don't delay processing documents, researching tactics and communicating with followers! Work and health are balanced!"
"DC is king!!! AC is rubbish!"
"Communication is the truth of the universe! DC is nothing!"
"DC!"
"comminicate!"
The two were arguing like children. This scene was too surreal. The 1.9-meter-tall professor with a big back was glared at by a boxing lion with a lion's head and clothes resembling Superman. The bridges of their noses and eyes met. Eyes, glaring, arguing with each other, it's just too surreal.
"Master! You think that side is better!!" X2
The two couldn't tell the difference, so they decisively chose to find an outsider.
Fujimaru Tachika smiled awkwardly: "Can I stand on the weight-loss machine in weight-loss clothes?"
"No!! How can my great DC/AC compare with this mediocre invention!"
The two shouted again at the same time, in fact, you have a good relationship, right?
"Okay! Now Chaldea is the first to invent the battle for the king, and this is about to begin!!!"
Well, these two goods can't be counted on.
Fujimaru Tachika sighed, and walked away silently with Yagi to avoid being affected.
"Is there no reliable person in the whole Chaldea?"
Fujimaru Tachika became distressed.
"Then, let's ask someone who is already slender?"
"Well... that's the only way to go."
Fujimaru Tachika sighed, she really didn't want to go!I always feel like I will be ridiculed invisible.
In fact, more or less the same.
The first target to visit is His Majesty Nero.
As a Roman emperor, he eats delicious food and drinks spicy food all day long, so why is he not fat at all?
"Mum! Yu is the emperor! Of course he will always be the most beautiful!! Mum!"
As expected of Nero, she gave a speech very in her style. Fujimaru Tachika smiled, held back the dark will in her heart, and continued to ask: "Well, there will always be times when you get fat because of eating too much? At this time How to do?"
"Yu is the emperor! He will never gain weight! Mmm! This is the emperor's privilege!"
"Nero is an idiot!"
Fujimaru Tatsuka ran out crying.
"Hey?! Wait, Master?! Hey hey?!"
He didn't understand what he said wrong, why did he suddenly make his Master cry? !Why!
"Girls are really hard to understand."
His Majesty Nero sighed, and continued to study in the mirror how the bridal makeup should be done.
The second visit target is Queen Mary.
The queen who is said to be too dazzling to say, "It would be better to eat cake without bread", must be living a delicious life, right?
If it was her, there must be a way to keep in shape even after eating a lot of cakes, right?
"Huh? A way to keep in shape?"
Queen Mary frowned in distress.
"No. Although there will be times when I can't hold back the afternoon tea and eat more cakes, but unexpectedly, I won't gain weight!"
Yes, there are such people in the world.
No matter how much you eat, you won't gain weight.
It's very incomprehensible, it's really weird.
Fujimaru Tachika was completely dumbfounded.
"I... I, Fujimaru Tachika, have a dream."
Inexplicably, Fujimaru Tateka made a pose, reached out and grabbed the button on his chest.
"You want to be a rogue superstar too?"
Yagi complained in a timely manner.
"No, I want to be a supermodel."
"With your height, you can only show a smile on the runway. Go find Mr. Vlad and make a suit."
"shut up."
Fujimaru Tachika's weight loss storm should have lasted for a long time.
But... because of something happened, Fujimaru Tatsuka had to put all his energy on it.
Just as the two of them were walking and chatting noisily, a strange change... happened.
In the safety of Chaldea... Happened...
murder.
The deceased was Arjuna.
Indian hero.
He died very peacefully.The whole person was lying on the floor of the corridor, the ground was stained red with blood!
This is! ! !The Chaldean Murder! ! !The smell of conspiracy is coming! ! !do not know why!I always feel that Moriarty should be arrested first! ! !
(End of this chapter)
Fujimaru Tatsuka left Da Vinci's workshop angrily, feeling terribly angry, if he had so many materials, wouldn't it be good to use them to make the Servant's spirit base come back again!Why do you have to use it in this kind of place! !
However, just as she stepped out of Da Vinci's workshop, she heard majestic American-style music playing around her, and a guy in a blue tights with a lion's head on his head came out from the corner.
Thomas Edison.
A Servant I just met in America.
"Master!!! I heard it!!! Your distressed voice!!!"
Yes, with your loud voice, everyone can hear it!
Yagi Xuesai complained in his heart.
"So! Edison's great invention is used here, the DC body fat burning machine! Just stand on it, and you will burn fat easily! The American people eat junk food every day! Weight gain is rapid! This invention of yours can easily It solves the fact that American people are generally obese! This is an invention that can change the world! If it weren’t for the fact that the world is now destroyed, I really want to apply for a patent immediately!”
"Very good, great talk, but no money. The widow is poor. No money."
Fujimaru Tatsuka instinctively sensed Edison's purpose and spread his hands.
"What are you talking about! Master! How can I ask for your money! It's better to say, I wait for the servants, what do you want money for! As long as the master tells me about the experience of using this machine, and writes down evidence, as long as I can Just prove that I am the first person to invent the DC body fat-burning weight loss machine! At that time, when the world recovers, I will apply for a patent right! It will definitely come in handy!"
Fujimaru Tatsuka smiled awkwardly, then thought about it, is the patent a patent?It's none of my business?Anyway, I just want to lose weight.
"Okay, then I'll try..."
Before Fujimaru Tachika could finish speaking, he heard a hearty hahaha laugh from the other end of the corridor.
"I just said, why is there such a noise, it turns out that the stupid lion head is making a stupid sound! It's really too stupid!"
"Nikola Tesla!"
In the whole of Chaldea, Tesla is the only person who would go to Thomas Edison so blatantly.
"The most stupid thing about you is the use of direct current! So stupid! Master! That mediocre invention is not worth mentioning! Please look at my Nikola Tesla's cross-century invention! AC automatic fat-burning slimming clothes ! As long as you put it on, every part of your body will be vibrated by the slimming clothes, and you can lose weight just by wearing it!"
"Are you kidding! Isn't that simply copying my super direct current body fat burning machine!"
"You are the one! It's because you saw my super-super-communication automatic fat-burning slimming suit that you made that broken machine!"
"My weight-loss machine, as long as I stand on it, I can lose weight! I can also lose weight while listening to music and watching TV! Both entertainment and health!"
"My weight-loss clothes, as long as I put them on, I will lose weight! Don't delay processing documents, researching tactics and communicating with followers! Work and health are balanced!"
"DC is king!!! AC is rubbish!"
"Communication is the truth of the universe! DC is nothing!"
"DC!"
"comminicate!"
The two were arguing like children. This scene was too surreal. The 1.9-meter-tall professor with a big back was glared at by a boxing lion with a lion's head and clothes resembling Superman. The bridges of their noses and eyes met. Eyes, glaring, arguing with each other, it's just too surreal.
"Master! You think that side is better!!" X2
The two couldn't tell the difference, so they decisively chose to find an outsider.
Fujimaru Tachika smiled awkwardly: "Can I stand on the weight-loss machine in weight-loss clothes?"
"No!! How can my great DC/AC compare with this mediocre invention!"
The two shouted again at the same time, in fact, you have a good relationship, right?
"Okay! Now Chaldea is the first to invent the battle for the king, and this is about to begin!!!"
Well, these two goods can't be counted on.
Fujimaru Tachika sighed, and walked away silently with Yagi to avoid being affected.
"Is there no reliable person in the whole Chaldea?"
Fujimaru Tachika became distressed.
"Then, let's ask someone who is already slender?"
"Well... that's the only way to go."
Fujimaru Tachika sighed, she really didn't want to go!I always feel like I will be ridiculed invisible.
In fact, more or less the same.
The first target to visit is His Majesty Nero.
As a Roman emperor, he eats delicious food and drinks spicy food all day long, so why is he not fat at all?
"Mum! Yu is the emperor! Of course he will always be the most beautiful!! Mum!"
As expected of Nero, she gave a speech very in her style. Fujimaru Tachika smiled, held back the dark will in her heart, and continued to ask: "Well, there will always be times when you get fat because of eating too much? At this time How to do?"
"Yu is the emperor! He will never gain weight! Mmm! This is the emperor's privilege!"
"Nero is an idiot!"
Fujimaru Tatsuka ran out crying.
"Hey?! Wait, Master?! Hey hey?!"
He didn't understand what he said wrong, why did he suddenly make his Master cry? !Why!
"Girls are really hard to understand."
His Majesty Nero sighed, and continued to study in the mirror how the bridal makeup should be done.
The second visit target is Queen Mary.
The queen who is said to be too dazzling to say, "It would be better to eat cake without bread", must be living a delicious life, right?
If it was her, there must be a way to keep in shape even after eating a lot of cakes, right?
"Huh? A way to keep in shape?"
Queen Mary frowned in distress.
"No. Although there will be times when I can't hold back the afternoon tea and eat more cakes, but unexpectedly, I won't gain weight!"
Yes, there are such people in the world.
No matter how much you eat, you won't gain weight.
It's very incomprehensible, it's really weird.
Fujimaru Tachika was completely dumbfounded.
"I... I, Fujimaru Tachika, have a dream."
Inexplicably, Fujimaru Tateka made a pose, reached out and grabbed the button on his chest.
"You want to be a rogue superstar too?"
Yagi complained in a timely manner.
"No, I want to be a supermodel."
"With your height, you can only show a smile on the runway. Go find Mr. Vlad and make a suit."
"shut up."
Fujimaru Tachika's weight loss storm should have lasted for a long time.
But... because of something happened, Fujimaru Tatsuka had to put all his energy on it.
Just as the two of them were walking and chatting noisily, a strange change... happened.
In the safety of Chaldea... Happened...
murder.
The deceased was Arjuna.
Indian hero.
He died very peacefully.The whole person was lying on the floor of the corridor, the ground was stained red with blood!
This is! ! !The Chaldean Murder! ! !The smell of conspiracy is coming! ! !do not know why!I always feel that Moriarty should be arrested first! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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