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Chapter 161 The whole country burst into laughter!

Chapter 160 The whole country burst into laughter!

"Listen to my son, just watch "Comedy Star"!" Mom snorted and changed the TV station to Beijing TV Station.

Dad frowned, "What variety show are you watching? What's there to watch? Don't you also hate variety shows?"

"If you don't want me to watch what I like, you don't want to watch what you like!"

"Then let's watch something else, what about "Comedy Star", it's so boring, I'm most annoyed by those sketch cross talks, boring, I really don't know what the audience is laughing at, it's so fake, it must be invited by the director team Extras, after recording the show, I will go to get a box lunch..." Dad muttered.

"Dad, "Comedy Star" is so good, my classmates all agreed!" My son also sat on the sofa, staring at the TV.On TV, Mao Doudou, played by Huang Xiaoxia, has already appeared on stage and is talking to the audience.

"What is this? Playing a pregnant woman doesn't look like it at all. What are you talking about on the platform alone? It's boring..." Dad continued to mutter and complain.

"If you don't watch it, get out, don't interfere with my son and I watching TV!" Mom gave Dad a cold look.

"Get out, you two, watch TV, I'll go play computer, watch whatever you want, hum!" Dad curled his lips, stood up, and was about to walk away, when the aftertaste played by Chen Bo appeared on the TV.

Drunk, walking like dancing, swaying every step.

Dad took another look curiously.

"Drink again?"

"Drink!"

"No, why did you drink like this this time!"

"Your brother is still under the table!"

"Then he wants to get back the 4 yuan he owes us?"

"It's not bad this time, let's pay it back!"

"When?"

"that……"

"Say it!"

"Son, your uncle asked me to tell you that you will pay you back 20 yuan on your 4th birthday!"

"Hahaha——" the son couldn't help laughing, and a smile appeared on the mother's originally indifferent face.

Dad, who was about to walk away, stopped and stood behind the sofa.

Hmm...it seems interesting, let's take a look!
He just started to think about it, then left after a few glances.

However, within 2 minutes, he was attracted by Huang Xiaoxia and Chen Bo's sketch, and stood there to watch it seriously.

On the sofa, the mother and son laughed non-stop, and the father was also amused by the sketch, but thinking of what he said just now, he was afraid of losing face, so he stood there and held back.

"I want to live in a single room when I have a baby!"

"Luxury big suite!"

"I want to ask the old experts to deliver me!"

"Three please!"

"Huh? Why are you three?"

"One move, two stand on the side and applaud!"

Finally, he couldn't bear it any longer and laughed.

The mother and son on the sofa in front were startled, and looked back at him, "Didn't you go to play with the computer?"

"Hey, this skit is really fun!" Dad was cheeky, pretending not to see his mother's contemptuous eyes, and sat down on the sofa again.

However, my mother didn't intend to let him go, "Hey, my husband, don't watch this "Comedy Star", it's boring! I know you hate the sketch cross talk, it's boring, I really don't know what the audience is laughing at , it must be the extras invited by the director team, after recording the show, I went to get a box lunch..."

"Hey, this one is different, this one is fun!" Dad smiled.

"What's so funny about this? It's so naive. A college student like you has to watch an anti-Japanese film. A grenade is thrown into the sky and blows up a group of planes. How exciting and interesting!" Mom continued to mock.

Dad touched his nose in embarrassment, and just when he didn't know what to say, the aftertaste on TV started to call the legal hotline.

"Hey, is the legal hotline? Let me inquire. Is it illegal for me to rob 500 million? No...I rob someone who has 500 million...I mean, I rob myself of 500 million..."

"Look, I said it's okay!"

"What do people say?"

"People say, it's okay, you!"

"Pfft——" Mom laughed, and while laughing, she gave Dad a blank look, "For Xiaopin's sake, I don't know as much as you today!"

"Thank you my wife for your kindness! Watch the sketch! Watch the sketch!"

"Belle Epoque" was over soon, and the three of them couldn't help laughing, and they couldn't get enough of it.

"Are all the skits so funny now? Why do they feel more fun than the skits on the Spring Festival Evening?" Dad wondered.

"I don't know..." Mom also shook her head.

"Look at the sketch in the back!"

"Yeah, it's so funny!"

After Huang Xiaoxia and Chen Bo finished their performances, several other contestants appeared on the stage one by one. However, the family of three on the sofa who were full of expectations at the beginning was already drowsy.

"It's not funny, it's not as fun as the first one..." Dad yawned, smashing his mouth.

Turning to look at the daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law squinted and was taking a nap.

Looking at the son again, the little guy has fallen asleep leaning against his mother.

"Don't look, go back to the house and sleep!" Dad patted Mom gently.

"okay……"

Mom rubbed her eyes, glanced at Su Ze who had just appeared on the stage on TV, and sighed, "You're right, the current sketches are really boring... I thought they were all as funny as the first one!"

"Hey, your husband, when did I say something wrong? These variety shows are just for fun! Look at this guy, he's only in his 20s, right? Is he going to talk about cross talk? Stand-up comic talk? It's really funny, and he's still wearing casual clothes. There is no appearance of talking about cross talk!"

The two of them were about to get up and carry their son back to the house to sleep, but at this moment, Su Ze on the TV stood still and spoke.

"Unexpectedly, there are actually people applauding. This is considered a big auspicious opening, this is..."

"Actually, I understand in my heart that your applause is to send off the host. I don't have a name! But just now a child recognized me at the entrance of the TV station. Are you an actor? Are you an actor?"

"You don't need to comfort me, really, I'm used to keeping a low profile. What I'm talking about is not cross talk, but loneliness. Because I haven't been talking about cross talk since I was a child..."

"I was a little silly since I was a child!"

The two of them froze for a moment, and the father chuckled, "Heh...you still say you're stupid? Isn't crosstalk all the same routine... Tell a few short jokes, flatter the leader, and sing about the good life... I've never seen someone so black-eyed!"

"Watch a while!" Mom also became interested, and the two sat down again.

"Aren't there any toys for kids nowadays? They're all electric. Computers, video games, electric batons—oh, they're not allowed to play with them. When I was young, there was an electric switch at home, and my dad wouldn't let me touch it."

"Haha, it's fun to talk about cross talk!" Their eyes lit up, they were amused by Su Ze, and then they were deeply attracted without knowing it.

"I found my father and took me to the hospital. The teacher in the reception room refused to let me go out, saying that this table is public property, and I can only go to the hospital if I take it off."

"Public property? Hahaha—"

The mother couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed loudly, which woke up the son who was sleeping next to her.

The son rubbed his eyes, "Mom, I'm sleepy, I'm going to bed..."

"Son, this is fun!" Mom said quickly.

The son glanced at the TV and found that it was a person talking about cross talk, and muttered: "I don't like listening to cross talk the most, it's not as fun as sketches..."

It's just that before he finished speaking, he was suddenly taken aback, staring at the person on the TV with wide eyes, "Su Ze?"

"Huh? What Su Ze?" Mom asked subconsciously.

"Mom Su Ze! The one who sang! "You at the Same Table"! "Fireworks Are Cold"!" The son shouted loudly, full of surprise.

"Ah? That Su Ze who sings? How can he talk about cross talk!" Mom and Dad were also taken aback.

They didn't know Su Ze, but they knew "You at the Same Table" and "Fireworks Are Cold", so they were very surprised when their son said it. How could a singer talk about cross talk?
"At that time, our family raised a chicken, and it was run over by a car. The driver wanted to lose money, so he asked me, kid, does this chicken belong to your family? flat."

Su Ze on TV was seriously talking about the glorious past when he was a child. Before they had time to think about it, they were deeply attracted by the cross talk. Soon, the family of three laughed non-stop, and the son laughed so hard that he rolled on the sofa. My mother also covered her belly and laughed and yelled "Ouch", and my father laughed so hard that his face hurt, rubbing his face while laughing, feeling pain and happiness.

This night, I don't know how many people had the same experience as their family of three.

First, I was amused by "Belle Epoque".

Then he was tormented by several other cross talk sketches and fell asleep.

In the end, I laughed uncomfortably because of "Happy Childhood".

"Ha ha ha - I laughed to death!"

"So happy! Stomach hurts!"

"Watching a cross talk sketch is full of twists and turns! The first and last ones are very funny, and the others are rubbish!"

"That's right, looking at these two before looking at the others is like drinking cold water!"

"Actually, the other works are not that bad. The other contestants are also working hard on writing scripts and rehearsing. Objectively speaking, the other works are almost at the level of the Spring Festival Gala...It's a pity that their opponents are too strong!"

"It's unimaginable that the mysterious contestant is Su Ze! It's even more unimaginable that he, a singer, can speak cross talk so well! It's even more unimaginable that the script was written by Su Ze himself! It's even more unimaginable, Huang Xiaoxia Su Ze also wrote the script!"

After the fourth episode of "Comedy Star" was aired, there were a lot of comments on the Internet.

Almost all discussions revolve around "Beautiful Times" and "Happy Childhood", and no matter which works, the focus of discussion cannot be separated from one person - Su Ze!
At the beginning of the show, almost everyone was waiting for the person who was mosaiced in the trailer and was called "the most unlikely substitute player in history", and wanted to see who he was.

Two days ago, there were various speculations on the Internet, but no matter who it was, they never thought that this person would be Su Ze!

What they didn't expect was that when "Beautiful Times" made a stunning debut and everyone thought that Huang Xiaoxia had already secured No. Win the championship with unrivaled momentum!

(End of this chapter)