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Chapter 167 Confession if there is a disagreement!
Chapter 160 Seventh, if you don't agree with each other, keep talking!
Su Ze's temper that loves to fight against injustices broke again.

Seeing that the teahouse that Guo Yungang worked so hard to run was about to be destroyed by Feng San, he still couldn't help but make a move.

It's just that this time he didn't hit people directly, but chose another way.

Aren't you going to bring down this teahouse?I just want to help Guo Yungang make him up!

Damn, I just see you unhappy!

What's more, cross talk is already on the decline, and finally someone who has made some achievements will be ruined by you, a moth, so what's the matter?
Su Ze thought of the cross talk in that world, which also went through the process from prosperity to loneliness. It wasn't until later that a leading figure appeared in the cross talk world, who blazed a trail in various controversies and crusades by his peers. Cross talk has been brought back to the audience.

He didn't have such a big ambition to save the cross talk world, he just felt that since he talked about cross talk by chance, this was his fate with cross talk.

More or less, he is obliged to do something for cross talk!
Looking at the ten people sitting in the auditorium, Su Ze smiled and cupped his hands: "Hi everyone, my name is Su Ze, a fan of cross talk. Of course, now that I am standing on this stage, I am the cross talk world one of his little apprentices."

"It happened suddenly, and I didn't make any preparations, so I'll tell you a single story first. It's called "Happy Childhood"."

Speaking of "Happy Childhood", the older audience didn't respond, but the young man who was with Brother Wang was taken aback for a moment, then looked carefully at Su Ze on the stage, and exclaimed: "You It's Su Ze!"

"Being recognized by people, oh, it's not good to be famous, you will be recognized everywhere. Fortunately, you are a man. If this is a female fan, what should you do if you come to the stage and insist on proposing to me?" Su Ze Just kidding.

The young man was still in shock, "Why is Su Ze here... You are not... come to record the show..."

Su Ze nodded, "Yes, I'm here to record the show, "Comedy Star", remember to vote for me online! I'm here today because Mr. Li Songling is my friend..."

Su Ze stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Songling, and Li Songling bowed to everyone cooperatively.

"Mr. Li Songling is my friend. We were chatting just now. Mr. Guo said that someone was causing trouble in the teahouse. At that time, we panicked and didn't know what to do. But old Li was calm and patted his chest domineeringly..."

While Su Ze was talking, he made a movement of patting his chest.

The audience looked at it, hehe, is this action intended to hit someone?
I saw Su Ze patting his chest domineeringly, and said viciously: "Comrade Li said... let me bite him! See if I don't bite him!"

"Hahaha——" The audience all laughed, feeling that Li Songling treats himself like a dog, and even bites someone?

The laughter didn't stop, and everyone heard Li Songling yelling strangely again: "Hey, you Su Ze, you went to spoil me on the running platform? Believe it or not, I'll bite you!"

"Hahaha——" the audience laughed even more happily.

On the stage, Su Ze quietly breathed a sigh of relief. He originally wanted to talk about cross talk directly, but he didn't expect a small joke that he said casually to mobilize the atmosphere.

His joke is important, and Li Songling's cooperation is also very rare. He was able to hold it firmly without any expectations, and made a fool of himself, which raised the point of Su Ze's joke to another level.

What a joke!

Su Ze was thinking in his heart, but he continued to say to the audience with a smile on his mouth: "Let's talk, let's talk, let's talk, don't talk, don't laugh, don't laugh. Now that someone recognizes me, I will introduce myself again. Su Ze is a singer, "You at the Same Table", "Fireworks Are Cold", "Thousands of Miles Away", I wonder if everyone has heard of it?"

You at the same table?a long distance away?
Many audience members in the audience were stunned. Now this song is playing in the streets and alleys, even the elderly middle-aged and elderly people have heard of it.

Are these songs sung by this young man on stage?
It's a big deal!
"Since everyone is suspicious, I'll sing a few simple sentences for you...cough cough..."

Su Ze cleared his throat: "The eaves are like cliffs, and the wind chimes are like the sea. I'll wait for Yan to return..."

After singing a short section of "Thousands of Miles Away", the audience immediately applauded. Even some skeptical people believed Su Ze's identity at this time.

This singing is obviously exactly the same as the one on TV, it sounds good!
It’s just that everyone doubted it again. It’s okay if you don’t say that you are a singer. Now that you have said that you are a singer, then you can talk about cross talk?
Su Ze seemed to see through their thoughts, and laughed, "There must be some people who don't believe it now, you are a singer who can talk about cross talk? I'm going to tell you about it, I'm very capable, there's nothing I can't do !"

He patted his chest coquettishly, "I think back then, men also traveled from south to north!"

"How old are you, and where have you been? As far as I know, you only made your debut this year, so you've only been to Shonan!" the young man shouted with a smile.

He was the most dissatisfied before, but now he is the most active, but thinking about it, it is really a strange thing to meet a popular singer in a small teahouse and talk about cross talk!
"Where have I been? Then you can ask!" Su Ze grinned, waiting for your words!
He slapped the table, "Listen up, everyone! Let's start from Deshengmen not far from here, go out of Deshengmen, go to Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglong Bridge, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng , Baoan, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhuafu...Lanzhou in Gansu, Xiliang, Liangzhou, Yongchang, Ganzhou, JYG..."

With this breath, Su Ze uttered dozens of place names without panting, which shocked everyone in the audience!

I go!

what the hell!

geographic map?
If you don't agree with each other, just keep talking!
This speed is like a machine gun, and this spit out words, the words are correct and unambiguous!

This is practiced ah!

I didn't expect to be a master!

Even Li Songling and the others were stunned. Among them, Li Songling was the one who was most impressed by Su Ze's level of cross talk.When talking about the counterparts before, he judged that Su Ze's level of cross talk is not low, but he never expected that Su Ze's basic skills of guankou are so good!
On the stage, Su Ze was still talking, and accidentally mentioned XZ.

"Jin XZ, Nyalam, Tashi, Lunbu, Doraben, Tianquan, Qaidam, Qimu, Shar to LS, Mozhugongka, Larry, Caidumu...Zhengzhou, Kaifeng, Luoyang, SMX , Shaanxi, Lingbao, Tongguan, Huayin County, Xi'an, Xianyang, Yue County to Yan'an!"

After talking for two consecutive paragraphs, looking at the stunned audience, Su Ze stopped and smiled confidently, "Everyone, there are still many places I have been to, and time is limited, so I will say so much first!"

"Huh, huh, huh—" After a moment of silence in the audience, everyone applauded vigorously.

There were only ten spectators, but the applause at this time was extremely warm, and even Li Songling who was next to him couldn't help applauding.

"it is good!"

"another one!"

"another one!"

At this time, everyone in the teahouse was faintly excited.

This is "Geographic Map", which is famous for its difficulty in cross talk. Many professional cross talk speakers can't speak so fluently. Su Ze, a singer, can speak so well?
interesting!
People in the audience shouted for Su Ze to come again, but Su Ze waved his hands and said with a smile: "No, no, no, I'm here to talk about stand-up comedy, not back-to-back It's been several minutes, and I didn't say a word in my stand-up comedy. You all took it to the sorghum field!"

The audience laughed, and Su Ze began to talk about "Happy Childhood" when the atmosphere calmed down a bit.

"In the middle of school, there is really nothing to do during recess. The monitor organized us to have a competition to see who can get his head into that desk. I was quite competitive. I got in, but I couldn't pull it out."

"We came to the cemetery with great joy. The first thing that caught our eyes was the head of the grave. The flowers on the wreath were red like fire, pink like clouds, and white like snow. Some students played hide-and-seek, some had snacks, everyone After a pleasant day, I left reluctantly. The students all said that they will come here again next spring!"

After a scene of "Happy Childhood", the audience in the audience couldn't stop laughing. Even the older ones couldn't close their mouths. Call.

That young man had heard of "Happy Childhood" before, but he was still laughing so hard that he slapped the table.

"Thank you! Thank you everyone!" Su Ze bowed to them with a smile, and then he did not forget to advertise himself; "Let me tell you, I am currently participating in a program on our Beijing TV station called "Comedy Star". If it is convenient for everyone, go to the scene to support a vote, and if you can't go, you can help promote the publicity online, I, Su Ze, thank you in advance!"

He bowed to the audience and was about to step down, but the audience was not happy: "One more!"

"Don't go down, say one more time!"

"That's right, young man, I haven't heard such a nice cross talk for many years!"

"Su Ze, you can't go down now, our ticket money hasn't come back yet!"

"Not fun!"

The audience in the audience shouted loudly, and Guo Yungang and Shi Wenguang also looked at him expectantly.

They knew that if Su Ze could coax these audiences and keep a group of audiences, his teahouse would not really end!

It can be said that the life or death of the teahouse depends entirely on Su Ze!
Looking at the enthusiastic audience, Su Ze didn't want to withdraw now, so he nodded with a smile, "Okay, I'll give you another segment... what is the whole segment, by the way, Lao Li Gang and I rehearsed today A new cross talk, tell everyone!"

With that said, Su Ze waved to Li Songling, signaling him to come up.

Li Songling was stunned, walked up to the stage, and when he stood next to Su Ze, he asked in a low voice: "You're talking about this now, what are you taking to participate in the show?"

(End of this chapter)