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Chapter 168 My Life!

Chapter 160 Eight of My Life!

"Don't worry, I have a lot of good things in here!"

Su Ze pointed to his head, and then asked with a smile: "I want to remind you, the lines I gave you before didn't have the second half!"

Li Songling smiled freely, "Don't worry, I can catch whatever you say!"

"That's good!" Su Ze nodded.

The two muttered on the stage, and the audience in the audience became unhappy again, "Hey, what are you two talking about, we can't hear you clearly!"

"Say one more thing?" Su Ze stared at the audience suddenly, "What are you shouting? What are you shouting? Try shouting again?"

The audience was taken aback, I'm going, what's the matter, is this going to hit me?

Seeing Su Ze's ferocious look, the face of the audience turned pale.

Seeing that the audience behaved well, Su Ze snorted twice proudly: "Hmph! You just sit there honestly and shout again, believe it or not, I will close the door and let Lao Li go?"

When the door was closed to release Lao Li again, the audience burst out laughing, it turned out it was just a joke.

The audience laughed for a while, and then fell silent. Su Ze and Li Songling also stood still on the stage. Su Ze stood outside the table, and Li Songling stood inside the table.

"Let me introduce myself again. My name is Su Ze. I'm a young student in the cross talk world."

Su Ze stood on the stage, arched his hands, and then introduced Li Songling beside him, "This is Mr. Li Songling, a famous comedian..."

Li Songling interrupted him modestly, "It's not worth it, it's a mediocre reputation!"

"Average, third in the world?"

Li Songling shook his head helplessly, "Hey, I'm not that famous. I, like you, can be regarded as a young apprentice in the cross talk world!"

"Humility, everyone, look how humble Mr. Li is!"

Su Ze gave a thumbs up, "You may or may not know Mr. Li. Let me briefly introduce you. Mr. Li was born in a serious class. He is a cross talk novelist. In [-], she was quite famous back then, but after cross talk was in a downturn, she changed her career and opened a brothel..."

"Hahaha——" the audience laughed, Li Songling was taken aback, and quickly interrupted Su Ze, "What are you talking about, when did I open a brothel, that's illegal!"

Su Ze blinked, looked dazed, and gestured with his hands, "Your house has a big yard, surrounded by high walls, and there are many chickens in it, including broiler chickens, laying hens, and young chicks. The sky is so cute..."

Li Songling rolled his eyes, "You're talking about a chicken farm!"

"Okay, the chicken farm is the chicken farm!" Su Ze nodded, "In short, Mr. Li is not only well-known in the cross talk world, but also a rich man. Thank you very much, Mr. Li, for being able to treat illnesses Come and accompany me on stage to perform..."

Li Songling was puzzled, "I'm not feeling well?"

Su Ze nodded, "That's right, your illness is very serious, it's all disfigured!"

"Ah? Why is it so disfigured?"

"hemorrhoid!"

Li Songling's eyes widened, "Hemorrhoids are out of shape?"

Su Ze nodded solemnly, "It's not complete!"

"Pfft—!" The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing, hemorrhoids disfigured?Damn your mouth is too bad!
"I've never heard of it!" Li Songling pushed Su Ze angrily.

Su Ze was still explaining, "It can't be seen at first glance!"

Li Songling was speechless, "I didn't even look carefully!"

Su Ze nodded, "It's fine if you don't have one. I hope you are free from illness and disaster. I hope you are going well. I hope you are going well in everything. I hope you don't act like me!"

Li Songling was taken aback, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's not easy for me!" Su Ze sighed.

"You?"

Su Ze had a sad face, "I'm different from you. I don't like beating children well. It's too unfair to live in this life, it's not easy!"

"Why is it so difficult?" Li Songling asked in surprise.

"No one will believe it!"

"Tell me."

"I dropped my chin with a cough, sneezed to the point of needles, pulled the cart across the field step by step, and burned the back of my head from eating sugar cakes!" Su Ze looked full of grief and pain.

It's just that his words make people a little puzzled, eating sugar cakes burns the back of the head?

Why do you always eat sugar cakes, the mouth grows in front of the head, why is it still burning to the back of the head?
Li Songling didn't understand either, "Why did you burn the back of your head from eating sugar cakes?"

Su Ze explained to him, stretched out his hand and gestured, "The sugar cake is here, let's eat it, tear it up, scoff, the sugar came down..."

He motioned that the sugar in the sugar cake flowed onto his arm, and then he stretched out his head to lick it. The hand holding the sugar cake followed the trend and stretched out to the back of his head, "This lick, wow, it burned the back of my head!"

"..." The audience in the audience was happy and speechless, I've never seen you eat sugar cakes like this!

This unlucky boy, even if he licks the candy on his arm, the candy can't be stuck on the back of his head, it won't burn you!

On the stage, Su Ze and Li Songling entered the rhythm.

Li Songling rolled his eyes helplessly, "Hey, you don't spoil things, why are you licking them!"

Su Ze changed the subject, "Actually, since I was a child, I have determined to serve the motherland and be a person who is beneficial to the people!"

"It's good to have this ideal!"

"I want to be an athlete and win glory for the country!"

"That's fine."

"One day I will also stand on the podium, and when the national anthem is played, I will cry along with it!"

"What an honor!"

"So I trained myself. I want to become a good swimmer. I practice every day and I am self-taught. There is no one who can't do it. I know all kinds of postures. The practice is just right, but I was obstructed by the garden department!" Su Ze looked distressed.

Li Songling wondered again, "Are the swimming and garden departments next to each other?"

Su Ze nodded seriously, and explained: "I'll practice on the grass at the door!"

Li Songling was taken aback, "What are you doing?"

"Hahaha--"

"Practice swimming on the grass! Haha, this kid must be stupid!"

"It's so funny, it's even more fun than the stand-up comedy just now!"

The response from the audience was very enthusiastic. Even the three of Wang Dao and the others simply sat down and listened to Su Ze and Li Songling talking about cross talk. .

On the stage, after Su Ze finished talking about his desire to win glory for the country, he talked about his schooling.

"These years, going to school is not going well!"

"What happened to school?"

"Forget it, 10 years of elementary school, 12 years of middle school, these years, alas—" Su Ze shook his head and sighed while counting with his fingers.

Li Songling quickly interrupted him, "Wait a minute, 10 years of elementary school, 12 years of middle school, how did you study this book?"

"They were reluctant to let me graduate!"

Li Songling pouted, "Is that reluctance?"

Su Ze was still proud there, patted his chest, "I was rated as the most familiar face in the whole school, and new teachers always scan the inside story of the school with me!"

"Oh, I'm going! The most familiar face in the whole school! I laughed so hard!"

"10 years of elementary school, 12 years of middle school, other people's nine years of compulsory education, it took him 22 years to finish it!"

The audience was overjoyed. While laughing happily, they were also glad that they stayed and did not leave with those people.

Simply make a lot of money!

Where can I hear such a beautiful cross talk!
Su Ze's life was really miserable. His desire to win glory for the country was not realized, his schooling was not going well, and he even found a squinting girl who looked like the scene of a car accident when he was in love.

"On a sunny afternoon, my girlfriend, Miss Prejudice, and I were sitting at the 31 Flavors Ice Cream Shop in Brazzaville, Congo, and ordered two ice creams. Eat up this one in front of me!"

Then he got a letter from home.

"I received a letter from my father this morning. Dear child, you have been away from home for a long time and have not come back. Today, we only remembered that we have a child like you when the neighbor reminded us. We miss you very much, our family Moved, I won't tell you where to move, just guess."

It's over, I can't find a home, my girlfriend is ugly and stupid, and Su Ze, who has no love in life, decides to commit suicide.

"I want to touch the switch!" Su Ze stretched out his hand, "Goodbye, I'm dead! Teng—"

He looked around in confusion, "Is there a power outage?"

Li Songling was speechless, "Well, I can't do anything!"

"It's outrageous, let me die, I'm going to jump off the building!"

Li Songling echoed, "Falling down."

Su Ze nodded, "Oh, jump off the building and die, what a cola!"

"What's the Coke?"

Su Ze said solemnly: "I have done research, and the effect of jumping from the [-]th floor and the second floor is different."

"What's the difference?" Li Songling was a little curious.

In fact, when it comes to this part of the cross talk, it has already exceeded the part that Su Ze wrote before, but no matter what Su Ze said, Li Songling caught it, calm and natural, and it is completely impossible to see that this is the first time that these two people cooperate.

Su Ze began to explain the relationship between the height of the jump and the effect: "Look, jumping from the [-]th floor is... ah-crack!"

The audience nodded secretly, it's a [-]-story building, and the whole body was broken when they jumped down.

So, what about the second floor?
Su Ze said: "The second floor is... bang! Ah——"

"Haha, hey, I'm going, it's true! One can fall to death, but the other can't!"

"What a vivid image!"

"Incisive, so incisive!"

"Today's cross talk fare is really worth it!" Someone said.

The person next to him nodded repeatedly, "Isn't it? It's a lot of money to hear such a fun cross talk for the 80 yuan ticket! Let me say, this cross talk is even more fun than the Spring Festival Gala cross talk!"

"Of course, cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala is not at the same level as this!"

Two actors and a few spectators actually made the atmosphere in the whole teahouse extremely lively.

Wang Dao, who watched all this from the side, was filled with emotion, usually thirty or forty people would come to his teahouse at most.But even then, the audience would never have heard it so happily and laughed so loudly.

He looked deeply at Su Ze on the stage, and the more he looked, the more surprised he became.

This is a young man in his 20s. Is cross talk so good?

Moreover, what is even more frightening is probably his ability to write cross talk scripts!

Guo Yungang had a faint feeling... an opportunity was right in front of him!

(End of this chapter)