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Chapter 169 Singing!

Chapter 160 Nine Singing!

"I was practicing on the street that day. The armored truck came, and a gang of gangsters came over. They fought with guns on both sides. Many people died, the car overturned, and the big iron box fell to me. By my side, when I smashed it, I saw it was all money!"

"money!"

Su Ze looked excited: "It's hundreds of thousands, God can't starve to death. I, Su Ze, got rich, and the money is all mine. I left with the suitcase, but then I got unlucky again." Already!"

At the end of the sentence, his expression became extremely annoyed again.

"What's wrong with this?" Li Songling wondered.

"Blame me."

"how?"

Su Ze slapped his head bitterly: "I took the suitcase and went to the bank to deposit money!"

Li Songling pointed at Su Ze: "You're heartless!"

The audience burst into laughter, and Su Ze gave Li Songling a look of "the performance is over", and the two bowed and walked towards the audience.Immediately there were shouts of "one more time" and "one more time" in the teahouse.

"Add money, let's add money!" Some viewers shouted.

Seeing the enthusiastic response from the audience, Guo Yungang, who was in the audience, was heartbroken. He hurried to the side of the stage and made a gesture to invite Su Ze and Li Songling to come on stage again.

In cross talk, this is called "return to the show", which means that after a show is finished and the audience welcomes it, the actors return to the stage and perform another one.There is also a difference when returning to the stage. When returning to the stage, the actors did not wait for the entrance of the stage, and turned back by themselves for fear that the scene would cool down. This is called "returning on stage"; The host welcomes back, which is called "returning behind the scenes".

There is no host here, so Guo Yungang acted as the host and welcomed Su Ze and Li Songling back.

"Let's talk a little more, please..." Guo Yungang said softly.

Li Songling looked at Su Ze, he had nothing to say about this matter, he had to listen to Su Ze.

Of course Su Ze has no objection, except that his voice is a little tired, he spoke quite happily.

Talking about cross talk in this teahouse is more carefree and comfortable than on the stage of "Comedy Star", and many jokes are said casually.For example, the "brothel" joke mentioned earlier may not be convenient to tell on TV.

It was a coincidence today that I was on stage, and the audience liked it too, so let's talk a few more paragraphs!
He nodded, then turned around and walked back together with Li Songling.

Although the audience was shouting, many people thought it was over. After all, they had already talked about two such funny cross talks, and they definitely returned their fare.However, I didn't expect Su Ze and Li Songling to really return!
All of a sudden, there was clapping of applause, and the young audience applauded and cheered, excited.

Su Ze and Li Songling stood still, and Su Ze cupped his hands towards the audience, "Thank you everyone, thank you for your love! Since everyone likes it, let's tell you a short paragraph..."

The applause rang out again, Su Ze happily waited for the applause to stop, and said, "Seeing you are so happy, I can't bear to tell you, I haven't decided what to say yet..."

The audience laughed, and Li Songling pouted, "Hey, what are you doing back then?"

"I'm not thinking right now!" Su Ze stood there motionless as if thinking about it.

Everyone just waited, thinking that Su Ze was just joking.

However, one second, two seconds, three seconds... Seven or eight seconds passed, and he was still motionless.

Ok?
I'll go, you keep saying something!
Are you really standing there thinking about something?
No, I thought you were joking!
The audience was confused, Li Songling pushed Su Ze, "Hello!"

Su Ze waved Li Songling's hand away, "Don't bother me, I'm thinking about something!"

"Then when are you going to think about it? The audience is waiting!" Li Songling was almost speechless. The audience in the audience didn't know what Su Ze was going to do, and he didn't know either, so he could only follow Su Ze's words.

"Don't worry, I will definitely remember it in ten days and half a month!" Su Ze didn't care.

"I'll go, ten days and half a month? Then I'll go to the restaurant and order you two dishes!" Li Songling said.

"Two are not enough!"

"Then what do you want to eat?" Li Songling's eyes lit up, as if he realized what Su Ze wanted to say.

"I want to eat..." Sure enough, Su Ze stopped thinking, took a deep breath, and uttered a series of words: "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck , roast chicken, roast goose, oven pig, oven duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, sauce meat, sausage, assorted crispy plate, smoked chicken white face, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice... "

It wasn't until this moment that the audience realized what Su Ze was going to do... Report the name of the dish!

"Reporting the Name of Vegetables" is a very famous Guankou in cross talk, and its reputation among the people can be said to be the greatest.For cross talk actors, "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable" is also a basic skill.

Su Ze's "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable" came as soon as it was said, without a hint of warning, and when the audience reacted, they quickly realized-Su Ze's mouth-to-mouth is great!

The voice is loud, the words are clear, the words are correct, the words are precise, and the tongue is extremely sharp!
Su Ze talked about a long section of "Geographic Map" before, and now he talked about "Reporting the Name of Vegetables", "Red meatballs, white meatballs, Nanjian Jiuzi, Sixi meatballs, Sanxian meatballs, golden meatballs, fresh shrimp Meatballs, Yupu meatballs, glutinous rice balls, tofu meatballs, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, rice noodle meat, Yipin meat, chestnut meat, jar meat, red stewed meat, yellow stewed meat..." After a long paragraph, the atmosphere is not asthma.

"Amazing..." Guo Yungang and Shi Wenguang glanced at each other, and they both saw the amazement in each other's eyes, as well as a trace of admiration.

They talk about cross talk, and "Reporting the Name of Dishes" is a basic skill for them. It can be said that every cross talk actor can.

However, there is a big difference between a "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable" and saying it is good or bad.

The names of hundreds of dishes, some people didn’t say half of them, the audience got tired of hearing it and fell asleep.Some people are very attractive when they say it, just like singing in an opera, it is pleasant to the ear.

There is no doubt that Su Ze belongs to the latter.

After the long section of "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable", the audience unexpectedly quieted down a little. Su Ze's mellow and clear voice seemed to be still echoing in their ears.

After a while, I don't know who yelled "Okay!"

It was only then that the whole teahouse seemed to come alive, there was clapping applause, accompanied by cheers.

"Thank you, thank you everyone!" Su Ze arched his hands and stepped off the stage. Then, accompanied by the audience's urgency, Guo Yungang greeted Su Ze and Li Songling back with a smile. Shi Wenguang acted as a waiter and brought Su Ze a glass of water.

After talking about two cross talks and adding a whole "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable", Su Ze's throat was dry, but his heart became excited.

After taking a sip of water, Su Ze coughed lightly, "Just now I told you a section of "Reporting the Name of the Dishes", talking about learning to sing, these are the four basic skills of cross talk."

"Yes." Li Songling agreed.

"Since the big guys like to listen, I'll talk a little more."

Su Ze said: "When it comes to talking about learning to sing, many cross talk actors like to sing a song or play on stage. Everyone thinks it is singing in talking, learning and singing. In fact, it is called learning in cross talk. , learn to sing. I like to learn to sing, and everyone knows that I am a singer, but it is somewhat inappropriate to sing those popular songs on the stage of cross talk, so I will sing a show for everyone. Big guys Do you want to hear it? Do you want to hear it? Or do you want to hear it?"

"Hey, do you have a choice!" Li Songling smiled.

The audience also laughed, looking forward to Su Ze's performance. The previous cross talk and Guankou are enough to prove that Su Ze is a capable cross talk actor. Cross talk actors can sing a few lines, and Su Ze made his debut in singing.

So, how is he singing?
"The play I sang for everyone is basically about cross talk. It's called "Mulberry Garden Meeting" and "Autumn Hu Opera Wife".

The teahouse fell silent, and the audience raised their ears. Su Ze cleared his throat and began to sing.

"Qiu Hu rode his horse to his hometown, and the horseshoes were busy on the pedestrian road. Sitting on a carved saddle and looking at it with his eyes, he saw a big girl climbing a mulberry with her hands. The front image looks like a daughter of Luo's family, and the back image looks more like my wife's room..."

After singing the Peking Opera version, Su Ze sang the Shandong Erhuang version again.

"Qiu Hu hits horses to run home, and pedestrians don't stop on the road, just because our family is poor, so I left home, business, father, mother, son and wife, and said goodbye in the front hall. Ah Gaotang’s mother, bid farewell to our wife in the back hall, the husband and wife are separated at the gate, she looks at me and I look at her, bit by bit, bit by bit, so that weep..."

A total of three times, Su Ze stepped off the stage amidst the sad expressions of the audience.

He sang very happily, and the audience listened very well. The two very funny cross talks made people laugh so much that their stomachs hurt from laughing, and Guankou and opera were also very interesting. Su Ze’s Peking opera singing is no better than those professional Peking opera How bad is the actor!

When he was leaving the stage, a group of people surrounded Su Ze and asked him if he would still come to talk about cross talk.

Su Ze agreed to them. Anyway, he still has to stay in the capital for a while, and it's good to come here to talk about cross talk when he has nothing to do.Of course, he didn't forget to advertise himself, asking them to watch "Comedy Star" and vote for him online.

These few viewers have become Su Ze's loyal fans, so they naturally agreed.

After the audience left, Guo Yungang said a lot of words of thanks to Su Ze, and also said that as long as the teahouse can survive, he would give a part of the shares to Su Ze as a thank you gift!

Su Ze didn't have any idea about the shares in this teahouse. The main reason why he came on stage today was because he didn't want to see Feng Santai's arrogance, and Guo Yungang was also Li Songling's old partner and good friend, so he wanted to help out of reason.

Guo Yungang really wanted Su Ze to talk about cross talk in the teahouse for a few more days, but the new episode of "Comedy Star" was about to start, and Su Ze and Li Songling were also involved in the rehearsal.

Time passed by, and it was time for the recording of the new issue of "Comedy Star".

(End of this chapter)